My Newest Adventure Of My Life

They all had worried looks on their faces but I quickly sheathed my knife and attached it to my belt. Next thing you know a purple  pony comes up your me and starts bombarding me with questions. Only three I heard was what are you, Where are you from, What do you eat. "First of all I am from earth, Secondly I am human or scientifically  a homo sapien, Lastly I am a omnivore." I asked if I could go back to my world. And Celestia sadly said  "no." Well I knew I would be stuck her for the rest of my life. So I asked who they were. The purple one was named Princess Twilight Sparkle, The who tried to choke me was Rainbow Dash, The Dark blue one was Celestia's site Luna, The unicorn was Rarity, The other Pegasus  I'm guessing that is what she was named fluttershy a quite and shy animal lover, Now the last two one was a orange tomboy who I'm guessing worked on a farm and her name was apple jack, Lastly was a pink pony who asked me if I liked party's I said they were okay and her name was Pinkie pie. I simply said my name was Charles . Celestia cough and gets our attention. She simply says I will have to go the capital of Equstria which is named canterlot.But before we leave more damn questions are thrown in my way. I simply tell Twilight I will answer them later. Celestia offers to teleport me . But I said "No thank you I would rather just drive there instead." "Well I can't allow you to travel alone so I will have to go with you." "Are you sure I ask all I need is a map?" "You cannot be trusted yet human" Luna bellows out. So I knew I would have to clean out the back seat for Luna so I went and cleaned the back seat taking all the stuff in the back seats and putting it in the trunk. I ask the princess she says "Were ready when you are." "Ok" Is all I could say. I pull the front seat up let Luna get into the back seat of the Chevelle. I put the seat back."Do you  have enough leg room Luna." See gave a unhappy face and bellowed out in royal voice I must add "Though will a dress  us by our tiles human!!!!" "Owwww" My ears hurt, all I could hear was ringing noise in my ears. The trip was very quite, well for me at least. I was only deaf so it was pointless to try and make small talk. I just simply drove and when we came to a crossroad. Celestia said something but since I was pretty  much deaf I couldn't hear anything."Could you please point the Princess?" She points to the right and I floor it to canterlot.But It only took two hours to get there so it really didn't take long. The Chevelle engine reved up as we pull in to the streets  of Canterlot. It was really fancy. All of the Pony were multi colored ,all having manes of different styles and shapes. Gawking in aw the looked at the Chevelle Knowing it was other worldly. I pulled the car up to the castle gate and all the  gaurds raised there weapons. I rolled Celestia and the gaurds lowered the weapons and opened the gate to castle. I pulled up to the front door of the castle and got out. I popped the tonk and got everything out I asked Celestia were my roomed was and she showed me to my room. I told her good night and put my stuff on to my new dresser in the room I was currently staying in. Taking of my jeans, shoes, and socks off. Climbing into bed and going to sleep. My mind drifting in and out of conscious. Damn that bed was soft.