An edgy man, in a warm Equestria

by The Lunar Toaster

Rating: everyone
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Length: 723

So, you want to know how I feel in Equestria..? I mean. It's fine, I guess.

So I was told to do 'expressive writing'.

This is the output. "Enjoy"

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-12-02 07:05:09 UTC

Chapter? Two

So the purple princess decided to pop by unannounced. It's a rarity - not a pun, mind you - that they ever break free from this schedule. But, she did a bad. A bad bad. A 'bro, you just broke into my house' bad. So um, how do I put this.

Since purple princess pony is a princess. It also means that she can almost do as she pleased, granted that it was... "justified." Apparently, she justified it as a mental issue and that I'd simply needed to be around other ponies. No. That was a bad idea from the beginning.

Eventually, after about fifteen whole minutes of being floated around, she finally made it to a cottage. Just like any normal cottage. Naturally, I was confused, so I'd asked her.

"Twilight... why'd you bring me here?" my dreary voice said.

"This is your new home..!" she replied. It was not what I wanted to hear. At all.

"B-but Twilight! I already have a home! Why are you fo-" I was cut off by a swift response from Twilight.

"Jacob, you've been pushing everypony away ever since you've gotten here. We've all been trying to help you, and nothing has even come close to helping. So I'm putting my hoof down and putting you in a place where I can make sure you're safe and getting better," her voice had authority laced with it, and my heart sunk like a stone.

"B-but... you can't.. do that..." I said, in hopes that I could free myself from this soon-to-be hell that I've found myself in.

"Actually. I can," she tapped her crown. I frowned slightly and curled up more.

"...i-it's not fair..." I said quietly. She merely shook her head and brought me inside the cottage. Inside... well, it looked like it was god damn baby-proof. Then it dawned on me. It looked more like a padded cell than anything.

"T-Twilight... this..." I had a rising fear build up inside me. She sat me down in front of her. Yes, it showed concern, and a whole lot of 'I care about you,' but... "this is taking it too far..." my gaze fell to the floor, my voice a near whisper.

"It's for your own good."

Chapter... One.

Equestria is fine, if you want to surround yourself in a rainbow, that is. Equestria, is fine. But not if you're feeling bad. When I'd first appeared, it was like they immediately knew how I was feeling.

It's creepy, honestly. No one is used to me yet, but not in a sense that they won't talk to me. It's literally the opposite.

They talk to me in hopes that they'll pull me out of my room, where I spend most of my time. It's where I do my deepest darkest thinking. That's not to say that I haven't noticed a fair pattern, even if I'm not paying attention to the outside.

It starts off as such.

I wake up, I eat, and I go back into my room and lay onto my bed for another few hours. During those hours, there are four groups. One, is the usual delivery pony. Derp-eyed in all her glory, she gives me all my mail.

Two is where my day starts to get rocky. Two is where Twilight, Rarity, and Fluttershy decide to come around and coax me out. I'm still waiting to be dragged out of my room.

Three is mid-day, and is where Pinkie drops by. She supplies my sweets, among other things. She always gives me this weird look when I do my 'happy face'. I swear these ponies can see straight into my soul.

Four is simply just Fluttershy. She keeps trying to get me out and will try for hours on end to get me out of my room. It... scares me how much she tries to peer in. Thank god for blackout curtains.

So. Now that we've got my daily schedule, you must be wondering what I'm doing right now. I'll tell you, because it is not that hard to guess.

Nothing. Yup. I'm literally, doing nothing. I'm on my bed and staring up at my dull ceiling. That's it.

What is there to say, other than "Oh hey, yeah. I'm freakin' depressed. Could you not visit my place? Thank you."