Chapter 1 - prologue and chaotic partnerships
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Chapter 1 - prologue and chaotic partnerships
Hello.
I suppose that I have some explanation to do. My name is...sorry, not going to tell ya. I guess that I'll just say the name that I go by now. My name is Crossbones. And we also have my friend Golden Freddy. And Discord. I suppose you deserve an explanation here. Well, this is our story, and you will learn of it...now!
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I was sitting and uploading a new story to the site when I got a text message. I wonder who it could be. When I looked at it it said: Do you want a free Golden Freddy plush? I don't want mine, so i just searched a name at random, and here we are, are you interested?
This made me think. Did i want it? My instincts were telling me maybe, and in this case, maybe were yes. I answered yes and a message said that i should give my address for him to send it to me. I wrote the address, and he said it should come to me in at least three days. Three days later, i got a package. I took it to my room and unpacked it.
It was a Golden Freddy plush. It looked really cute, I got on to the computer and went to the person that i got the doll from to say that the doll was here and to thank him for it, and then I saw what he was called. The merchant. "Well, *D’OH** !"*Then everything went black.
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Ugh, my head hurts. I move my skeletal hands to my head. Wait, SKELETAL?!?! I quickly move up and hit my head on a branch. It hurts and I try to take a look at it. That's when I noticed that my hands was
nothing but bones. I started hyperventilate.
"Please calm down," I heard a voice to the right of me and looked that way, only for me to see a Golden Freddy plush hugging my arm. The first thing that popped into my head was,"what?" Really brain, really?! Well, I tried to think rationally, and did what, in that picosecond seemed to be the best to do.
I hugged him back. It seemed to calm me. I had no idea how long I sat there, just hugging him. When I was done and let go of him, he looked at me with a smile.
"So, master, what should we do?" Golden Freddy said. This question made me stop and say to him:
"You know what about being friends instead?" I asked him. He seemed to like the idea.
"So, where should we go?" Golden Freddy asked me.
"I suppose we could find someone that can help us out in this situation, so we should probably look for civilization, also, could you please tell me how I look?" I asked him.
After some talking, I got to know that I was a large skeleton with a blue hoodie and a pair headset (I guess?) in the same color. My face looked like Lewis skull from mystery skulls, although my "teeth" were alot bigger.
It sounded really nice. We decided to walk to the nearest civilization and meet with someone. Maybe they wouldn't attack us. But they will probably. I decided to point in any direction and walk that way. We, however, had the misfortune to walk right up on the princesses, WITH the elements at that. I decided at that moment that the universe hated me.
"FOUL BEASTS, THEE SHALL NOT HINDER US FROM STOPPING DISCORD" Luna screamed at me. One again, the universe hated me. I could see the element's creating a giant rainbow and firing it at us. Multiple thought's was running through my head. One of the more common thought's in my head was is going to happen to us? Was we going to turn into stone? Go to the moon? Get destroyed? Sent to Tartarus?
I didn’t get to think much more than that before I grabbed Golden Freddy and ran faster than I thought was humanely possible. Then again, I wasn't human anymore, was I? After about maybe 10 minutes of extreme running, I didn't see where I ran and ran right into Discord himself. He seemed certainly surprised, which is an impressing feat in itself, considering his randomness.
"My, what interesting creatures you are, care for a glass?" he asked before summoning two glass of chocolate milk, in which he drank the glass on one of them, and threw the chocolate milk away. Not meaning to be rude, I sat up, grabbed the glass and was about to drink when I realized something.
"How am I to know that you haven't put some mind-control goo in it?" I asked Discord. This felt like I a version of the meaning and advice "Don't accept candy from strangers". It's a very good advice.
"Oh I never," Discord said to me, with an irritated tone.
"Well, it seems that we have come of somewhat of an understanding, but I feel the need to ask..." I said.
"What is it?" Discord asked with curiosity in the voice.
"Are you interested in a partnership between us and you?" I asked him. He seemed surprised at this.
"Why would you want to be a partner with me, the lord of chaos?" He asked with curiosity.
"Well, both of us seem to be a somewhat concerning threat from Sunbutt and Moonbutt" I said which made Discord laugh.
"I like those names, you’re in! Welcome to Equestria, partners!" He answered with a joyful glee.
"Well, we should get out of here before the princesses come with their elements of harmony and turn us into stone" I said to Discord.
"Seems like a good idea partners" Discord said before teleporting away with his throne, some of his things and me.
Our landing point for the teleportation was a mountain made out of chocolate chip cookies and strawberries. When I saw the mountain i became very tempted to eat it. I refused however as it would reveal us to the sisters.
"Discord?"
"Hmm?"
"Do you have any idea on what kind of magic I use, if i use any at all?"
Discord seemed surprisingly interested in this question. Well, at least I look forward to using it.
"Well, that depends. If you can do anything by just thinking of it, its chaos magic. If you have unicorn or alicorn magic, it becomes complicated really fast" Discord said with an emphasis on the really.
"I have no problem with it, do you?" I asked Golden Freddy. He shook his head, answering my question.
"Weary well, then I shall tech you about unicorn magic," Discord said to me. Seconds later, a chalkboard and a chair appeared. Discord was now dressed as a teacher, with a turtleneck and jeans on him. It looked fairly good on him.
"Well, unicorn magic works kind of like a tank, because they story mana in their bodies, and use that magic to cast different kinds of spells. One common spell is telepathy or the ability to make objects float in the air. This empties the tank an little, although it fills it up automatically. They need however, a place the magic can come out of, which, in the unicorns place, is their horn," He said before continuing.
"Other types of ponies use the magic differently than unicorns do. For Pegasus it's their ability to form weather and their resistance to high speed travel. For earth ponies they are able to make plants grow faster. An alicorn just have a larger tank and are thus able to use more complicated spells. Chaos magic, the magic I use, is much simpler than that. Just think of what you want to happen, and it will,"
After he was done the clothes he wore and the chalk board disappeared, as well as the chair I was sitting on. I sat up and was filled with DETERMINATION to test my magic. I decided to test chaos magic first. I thought I wanted was a glass of milk. To my and Golden Freddy's surprise, it appeared right in front of me. I quickly grabbed it and drank the milk before making the glass disappear.
"Seems that I have chaos magic, pretty neat, huh?" I said with a tone of satisfaction in my voice.
"You know, I never got your name, partner" Discord said to.
"Call me Crossbones, just got it," I said to Discord.
"Well, Crossbones, this seems like the beginning to a long friendship," The god of chaos says.
"Wouldn’t hear that every day from the lord of chaos, but I agree, buddy. I agree,"
10 years later
"The princesses are coming, we should get ready to roll," I said to Golden and Discord. I had changed a lot over the years, and my look had changed a bit to. My hoodie were now looking like the ones Sans wear. I had abandoned the headphones and was wearing a hat that looked almost identical to jacksepticeye's hat, grey and all.
I was also wearing a red scarf that was exactly like the one that Papyrus wears. On the back I have my trusty weapon, The universe cutter, which was identical to the weapon that Pyramid head used in Silent Hill: homecoming, although the top of the blade was flat, with no heightening edges or curves. Golden Freddy had also chosen to be called Golden. A pretty nice nickname, I’d say. On a side note, I had taught them Swedish, my country's language.
Now the sisters were standing before us. I realized that we might lose this time. No, not might, it was destined to happen! We had, after having to battle an entire army of dragons that tried to stop us (what creatures are that dumb?), we were mentally exhausted, which would make us an easy target. I looked at Discord, and he looked back at me. He knew to.
"Golden, I need you to do something," I said to him.
"What?" He asks me.
"We need you to run, to run and to be safe," I said to him. He was stunned. I could see that he would regret every step away he would take, but at least he wouldn't be trapped in stone, like me and Discord.
"I understand, but I’ll watch you, I can't let you be out of my life for eternity," he said with a sad smile before hugging me, then disappearing into a golden mist. I sighted, and pulled out the universe cutter and flew into battle with a battle roar. Soon Discord followed suit
14 minutes later
I was standing there in my feet, panting heavily. I knew this was the end. I and Discord had given them quite the beating, giving Celestia five broken ribs, two broken bones, a cut right under the eye and a crack in the horn. Luna meanwhile only had three ribs broken. Probably because I personally think Luna is best pony, so it would be hard for me to hurt her too badly.
The sisters, meanwhile, had really not done any damage to us, which made this at least tolerable.
The elements lit up and fired a rainbow beam at Discord, who seemed to pay no attention at all, and got hit while he was laughing. I saw the beam load up, but in the fear and panic that attacked me at that moment made me scream out in terror.
"WAIT!!" I screamed. This made the princesses stop, because they had never heard a villain say that. Usually they would roar in outrage, not scream at them to stop. Could see that I was the first one who did that I quickly said one word.
"Imagination," I said
"What," the princesses replied.
"I want to be the representation of imagination, I said. The princesses seemed to think, before they fired the rainbow beam at me, I put myself like I would be if I were a statue, and the rainbow beam turned me into stone. I could see all the chaos that we had created vanishes before my eyes. I decided then to sing for eternity, or at least until I get out.
~1000 glasses of milk one the wall, pass one to, I’ll drink it up, you've now got 999 glasses of milk on the wall~
It had been a 1000 years. A 1000 years in stone. A 1000 years in imprisonment. I had currently finished counting the statues in the garden, think up new allies, and listen to "High-school never ends". And i Didn't have anything that i could do anymore. It didn't matter to me though. I knew this was the time Discord and i would get out, due to me having seen My little pony to the point where the changelings became a new race.
Of course, Golden had been there right next to me, living in the maze. He was currently Talking about how he pranked the guards. He had to temporarily hide in the bush under my statue. I am looking forward to getting out. Should probably prank the poop out of Celestia. Then i will...Oh! They are here. Will be interesting to see what i became the embodiment of.
Did i forget to mention that i made a peace sign with my hands before turning to stone? Probably.
"So class, can you notice something about this statue?" Cheerilee asked the little foals.
"It is standing on it's legs!" Applebloom said.
"And it is a skeleton!" Scootaloo Shouted.
"And it's doing a weird symbol with it's claws!" Sweetiebell Shouted.
"This,"Creerilee said before continuing, "is called a chaos being, which is in essential is a being who is able to use chaos magic, and, like the rest of the statues, represents something, do any of you have an idea of what it represents?" She said to the class.
"Confusion!" Applebloom shouted before being pushed over by Sweetiebell.
"Fear!" She shouted before too being pushed away by Scootaloo.
"Weirdness!" She shouted. After that it escalated into a fight of epic proportions before Cheerilee stopped them, before continuing on the tour speech.
"It's actually none of them, although this is the only statue with multiple titles, which are Judgement, Manipulation, Imagination and Insanity. But because of your little fight you will, as punishment write an 5 page essay on each of the subjects," she continued. Geeze, go easy on them. After that they had left, due to the chaos that they caused, our statues finally shattered.
It was nice to be able to move again. I looked to my right and saw Discord standing there, no doubt planning all the chaos he was gonna make. He looked at me with a smile. i answered with a thumbs up.
"So Cross, what are you gonna do now?" He asked. I snapped my fingers, teleporting Golden in front of me, and giving him a big hug. He starts crying tears of joy before hugging me back.
"Was my big bear hug to much?" I joke. He just laughs a little before letting go.
"Sooo...what about putting up prank traps all over the castle?" Discord suggested to me. I sounded like something I would really like to do. Although, i'll first need to use the loo. I quickly teleport away before coming back. Time to prank Celestia hard.
an hour later
"So Crossbones, Golden, any ideas left for pranks before Celestia discovers that we got out?" Discord says to us. Let's see...we have put spider-web in all of the guards helmets, we have put whoopee cushions on all the chairs, changed the night sky stars so that they look like naughty picture's, placed TNT under the thrones and put a gender bender spell trap in the throne room," I count.
"I don't think we have anything else to do. It seems like we have too do the important stuff now sadly," I answer him. He looks at me with puppy-face, and I comply, if only to stop him from looking more ridiculous than he already looks.
After about an hour of adding traps and pranking people, we started to go to work. Golden hid the element's, Discord was giving a taste of the chaos to the world, and i was planning on ways to break the element's that i would get, which was Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash. And as a bonus, i would get Celly too!
We saw the element's go into the throne room, and whoop, time for the spell to activate. Seeing their faces when they saw that they were stallions were absolutely priceless. After a spell from Celly to turn them back to normal, she started explaining who we where. After seeing that the element's were gone (their faces were still priceless) we decided to appear. Discord appeared in the glass, Golden turned into his shadow-form and appeared on the ceiling, while i just floated right there, in the air.
"You!" Celly shouted in outrage at us. "Where are the element's!"
"Oh hello Celly, it's been a thousand years since we talk, hasn't it?" I ask her in a mocking tone.
"Well...take a guess at our chant, to figure out where your precious element's are," Golden says smugly.
"To retrieve your missing element's, just make sense of this change of events. Twists and turns are our master-plan, then find the element's, back where it began," Discord said before he teleported to the maze, and Golden went to deal with the other princesses, while i just turned invisible.
When they eventually thought that the element's were in the maze they left (oh so wrong they were), leaving me and Celly alone. I put an fatigue spell on her and waited. After a minute she has become tired enough to go to her royal bedchambers.
She doesn't even bother to walk there, she just teleport into the room and fall asleep. Perfect. I start my making her completely immobilized. She can't do anything, other than do as i say, like a puppet. I put her in a pose, then bring out a little potion i have. I pour the content on her. The effect's are instant. Her body slowly turns from flesh to marble, and in a minute, dear Celly is a stone statue.
"Sweet dreams Celly, if you get out, know that i had the decency to let you sleep under that time," I say before teleporting her to the castle of the two sisters wine cellar, and i teleport to the maze. Time to meet the element's of harmony.
I first saw Fluttershy. I decided to turn into a rabbit to take her to a bigger place. After waiting for about 5 minutes she saw me, and i started to jump away. She took it hook, line and sinker.
"Oh please wait on me," she quietly pleaded. After a bit of running we come out into a open area. This will do. I turn around and show my white pupils in the dark void of my eyes, before transforming back into myself. She looks at me with fear. It's to be expected, considering what i am.
"Hello Fluttershy, nice to meet you in person," I say with a hole Heep of malice in the voice.
"H-how d-do you k-know my name?" she asks me.
"That does not matter, does it? I am here to offer you a deal," i say, secretly implanting a couple of thoughts in her head.
"A d-deal?"She asks clearly confused.
"Yes, a deal. I will give you bravery to be assertive, and you shake my hand. For you, it's a win-win," i say to her. The voices in her head are clearly working like a charm. I start to walk away from her before turning around and taking my hand out for her.
"One shake, and you won't be treated like garbage," I say, waiting. She looks on me nervously, before reaching for my hand. It seems like the voices did their job quite nicely. When she takes my hand, it bursts into blue flames. She looks horrified, and tries to pull her hoof out, but I made sure she couldn't back out.
The blue flames starts to travel in line's and move over her whole body, before flashing out, leaving black trails where they once were, before they disappear to. I release her hoof and she falls onto the ground, and turns grey, making her an opposite of her element.
I also added a little something to spice things up in the future. It's going to give her a view on what it feels like to be a vampire. I disappear before letting Twilight find her, but I am already seeing my next element. Time to meet the element of laughter.
I see Pinkie and just decide to show in-front of her. She looks at me, before taking a huge gasp of air. I see where this is going and quickly slow down time around her. It will be much easier that way.
"Hello my name is Pinkie pie. Do you like party's? Are you with that big meanie pant Discord? What is you favorite color? What is your name? What is your're favorite Chocolate? What is your favorite music? What is your favorite instrument? What is your favorite cookie? Did you do the deed with a earth pony named Silent Rock?," She blurts out. I set her to normal speed.
"Yes,yes,close to any shade of blue, It's Crossbones, Light brown chocolate, I have a few, but not an distinct favorite, Violin, Piano, Cembalo, Organ and a grand piano, and how do you know that?" I ask her, stunned at she knowing this. She looks at me with a smile. Wait. Oh you've got to be kidding me. I look at her, her smile almost splitting her face.
"Congratulations, extremely-many-great-Grandfather!" She says. I am stunned. I did not know that this happend, and i am frankly baffled by it. Well, it at least explains how Pinkie can do those crazy things.
"I'm going to be honest with you, at the time i was in a drunken stupor," I say.
"Oh don't worry about it, she realized that by herself. It's nice to meet you,extremely-many-great-Grandfather!" She happily exclaimed.
"Then you understand why i have to do this," I say before turning Pinkie into her opposite. I Teleport away and land in an open area with two trees. I sit down and wait for Rainbow Dash to find me. Of course she were the last one (except Twilight) that hasn't been turned into a reverse version of herself.
But, now she finally spots me, and is running at high speed towards me, no doubt trying to deal a blow to me. And now my inner hatred for this little narcissist boils over, bringing down a punch right in her face. I grab her by the throat and emit pure hatred from my eyes, directly into hers.
Like the stare, but with a combination of the Boogeyman, Clint Eastwood and Chuck Norris, and tenfold it. Yea, let's just say that she didn't look too well when I was done with her. I quickly turn her opposite, give the wings back to her, and she dashes off (pun unavoidable) to save a fake Cloudsdale.
The labyrinth walls go into the ground , and I see Discord and the other element's, before Discord whisks away Twilight to prove her wrong about the element's being on the labyrinth. I don't even bother to listen. I just teleport to my recently created "white room" which is a completely white around me, and it's only a bed in there. I jump into it, before falling asleep.
I wake up and look at the clock that wasn't there before. It says "you are needed now at the Discord throne". I slowly go up and stretch, before teleporting there. It seems as though Sparkly-butts friends have turned back into their normal selves, and are soon ready to fire of the element's. Although i'm almost certain that I've damaged Rainbows psyche.
"I'll tell you what we've learned,Discord. We've learned that friendship is something easy, but it's no doubt worth fighting for!" She exclaimed. I started to fake puke at their words.
"Ugh, I've just woken and you will leave us alone until I get a cup of coffee, or else I might banish someone to Sagittarius A," I say tiredly. I summon a cup of coffee and drink it down in of gulp. I feel the caffeine working on me, and I feel less tired already.
"Okay, i'm ready, do your worst," I say, and not a minute later, the light-show begins. After a couple off minutes the beam fires right down towards us. Discord looks genuinely scared, but I just stand there, waiting. Exactly when the beam is about to hit us, I put my left hand forth, and it dissipates.
Everyone looks at me. The element's with confusion or fear, sometimes both, and Discord with a suprised look. I look on him, giving him a grin before turning towards the mane 6.
"So, your element's didn't work, seems like we have all the cards, don't you agree Discord?" I ask him.
"Indeed we have, by the way, like what I've done with the place?" He asks me back.
"Yes, it looks quite nice," I say to him.
"How did the element's not work?" I hear Twilight talk, probably to herself.
"Well," she says before exclaiming "but the princesses will," and she is interrupted by Golden in his fnaf 1 form. I wonder how it went with 'taking care' of them princesses. Hope Luna didn't get too hurt.
"The operation was successful. Both alicorn princesses have been taken care of," he says. Oh the look on their faces.
"B-but...HOW!" She screams. Well, I only have one thing to say about this.
"Schackmatt"
