Chapters Human In Equestria: Book One:The beginnings of the Ponyville Storm Spotter
Unexpected Scenarios
Thunderstorm woke up the next morning to a woman on his chest, asleep. He was half asleep when he noticed her and he fell out of bed, scared shitless. She woke up, rubbed her eyes and said,
"Thunderstorm? Why are you acting so scared? Its just me."
"State your name." T-storm said as his vision came back to him and he noticed who this woman was. Upon noticing who she was, he began to freak out even more.
The woman was Lauren Faust.
"It's me, Lauren." She said.
"Yeah, I got that. You're supposed to be married to Craig McCracken. Not to me. You're not supposed to be here right now." Thunderstorm said.
"Well, Celestia made me in your vision of a perfect girl. Obviously, it was me so, here I am! Your very own personalized Lauren Faust."
"Okay, this is slightly cool. I've never had any... umm... pony... do that for me."
"Well, next time you see her, tell her thank you."
Thunderstorm sat down at his desk and got out the parts to the secondary hull of the starship Enterprise and began putting them together with glue. Lauren came over and buried her face in his neck. Her body was warm except for her nose, which was cold. Her nose touched his neck and he dropped the bronze-plated sensor dish.
"I love you, Storm-o" She said.
"Uhh..." Thunderstorm started. He got up and finished with a,
"I'll make some breakfast."
Lauren took her face off his neck, looked at him with interested eyes and said,
"Oh? Whatcha makin'?"
"Umm... Ramen Noodles and Long Johns."
"What about cereal?"
"I brought a bunch of Ramen Noodles. Everything you see in this room is all I could bring with me to Equestria. But, if you want cereal that bad, I'll go to the store and buy you some."
"Can I go with you?" Lauren asked him.
"Yeah, I guess you could."
So, Thunderstorm and Lauren got dressed, (How Lauren came up with clothes, he had no idea. Celestia apparently thought of everything.) T-storm grabbed his car keys and the two humans went to the parking lot outside the Canterlot castle. There sat his car, the 2005 Ford Excursion armored storm chasing vehicle named the T.A.A.H.M.M.W.S.C.V.A.R. .(Tornadic Armored Assault High Mobility Multipurpose Wheeled Storm Chasing Vehicle for Atmospheric Research) The two of them got in it and drove to the Super-Duper Mart. When they got there, they got out and went in and got some cereal. To his surprise, the aisle had all the human world cereals like Coco Puffs, Cheerios, and Fruit-Loops. Lauren picked herself out a box of Frosted Flakes and they went to the check out.
"Your total comes to 2 bits." The cashier said.
Thunderstorm paid the total and the two of them drove home. Upon getting there, they walked back to Thunderstorm's room. There was a new table in the center of the room and a brand new door just to the left of the sink. Thunderstorm opened the new door and found it to be a full-sized bathroom. He closed the door and turned around and Lauren had gotten her cereal and was now sitting at the table, eating a bowl of Frosted Flakes. Thunderstorm sat down across the table and watched the woman he had had a crush on for so long eat her breakfast.
Is this really happening? He thought to himself.
Lauren finished, looked up, saw Thunder looking at her and she said,
"What?"
"Are you real or am I dreaming?" T-storm said.
Lauren got up and came over to T-storm's side of the table.
"Is this real?" She asked him before kissing him, long and slow, on his lips.
Afterwards, Thunderstorm reeled back.
"Yep. That's real." He said, and then the fact that he just kissed Lauren Faust set in and he relaxed. "And that's real nice, too."
Lauren ruffled his hair.
"You know, you're a real good kisser."
T-storm got up and went to turn on the radio. He turned it on and the radio announcer was giving his favorite news, the stupid criminal reports. The announcer had time to say something about how a criminal jumped a fence, hit a trampoline that was tilted back towards the fence, and fell back into the waiting arms of the local authorities. T-storm turned back around and found Lauren to be laughing.
She has a really cute laugh. T-storm thought to himself.
That's when Lauren put her arms around his neck and said,
"Let's dance." That's when Bob Sea-goer's 'Against the wind' came silently over the phonograph speaker. Lauren's baggy black and white striped collared shirt brushed T-storm in the face when he put his chin on her shoulder when they were dancing.
"I love you, Lauren." He said.
Lauren brushed Thunder's black hair out of his face as he fell half asleep. Lauren dragged him to the bed, laid him down upon it, covered him up with the blanket, crawled over him, and fell asleep with her head on his chest.
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Human In Equestria: Book One:The beginnings of the Ponyville Storm Spotter
If I had a life, I would want her to be in it with me.
Thunderstorm retires to his room after a long, hard day of explaining to the princesses why he was here. He gets to his room and sits down at his desk. He's the only human in a world of horses. He puts on his reading glasses and turns on his lamp. His desk is a mess except for a clean spot in the middle and the area around his signed picture of Lauren Faust.
He picks up his book, A guide to the magical land of Equestria and opens it to the first page. Then, he hears a knock at his door. He turns the chair around, looks at the door and says,
"Who is it?"
"May I come in?" She asks Thunder.
Thunder turns his chair back around, closes his book, picks out his three-foot model of the Starship Enterprise and gets to work on it.
"I guess you've already done that, haven't you?" He says to Celestia.
"I suppose I have. Umm... Thunder, you wouldn't mind helping an older mare with a problem she has, would you?"
"What kind of help?"
"Well, its just a small problem..."
"What kind of problem?"
"Turn around, T-storm."
Thunder ducked his head over his shoulder and saw Celestia spreading her flank for him.
"Please?" She said.
"No. I'm sorry, Celestia but, bestiality is illegal in all 50 states."
Thunderstorm got his modeling cement out and began gluing the bridge of the ship onto the top of the primary hull. That's when Celestia came over to him and put her head on his shoulder.
"What are you working on?" She asked him.
"I'm making a model of the starship Enterprise , Celestia. What does it look like to you?" He replied.
Celestia looked at Thunder's signed picture of Lauren Faust and said,
"Is that the creator?"
"The creat-... yeah, why?"
"Because she's pretty."
"I think she is. I've had a crush on her ever since my 14th birthday. I wrote her a letter a couple weeks back and she hasn't read it or replied. I don't think she ever will because, its fanmail and she probably doesn't like fanmail."
"Now why would you say that?"
"Because its probably true."
"I highly doubt it, T-storm. I get fanmail. I read it. I can't imagine anypony hating fanmail." Celestia said. " Did it have hurtful comments?"
"Well, if me saying I was devastated when she left My Little Pony is considered a hurtful comment then, yeah, it does."
"Well, I suppose many bronies felt the same way. She probably had other things to do or it was too much work."
Thunder pushed Celestia's head off of his shoulder and got up.
"Also, Thunder. You said you had a crush on her." Celestia used her magic to pick up the picture. "What do you find appealing in her?" She gave Thunderstorm the picture.
"Well, her hair, for one, Its just... The color intrigues me. Is it red or is it brown? Also, her eyes. They're beautiful. I also know she has a husband but, I don't care. It makes me sad."
"Why?"
"I don't know why. Do I look like some sort of fucking genius?"
"Language, Thunder."
"Yes, ma'am." Thunderstorm bowed his head.
Celestia turned toward the door and said,
"I have to be going."
Thunderstorm sat back down at the desk and placed Lauren's picture upon it.
"Alright, Celestia. You have fun."
"I will." Then, she turned and left the room.
The sun had gone down and Thunderstorm was just now getting tired. He put the final touches on the primary hull and placed it back in the box. Then, he crawled in bed, shut the light off, and wen to sleep.
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Human In Equestria: Book One:The beginnings of the Ponyville Storm Spotter
The truth comes out in the most hurtful ways
The two of them woke to Celestia shaking T-storm.
"What?!?!" He said.
"What are you two doing?" Celestia said.
"Taking a nap, why?"
"Because I came to see how you two are progressing."
Lauren brushed her long reddish-brown hair out of her face and said,
"We're progressing real fine, Celestia."
"You're not planning on having sex very soon, are you?" Celestia said.
"No. Not until we're married."Thunder replied.
"Thunder, please come with me. We need to discuss some things."
Thunderstorm got up and walked outside the room with Celestia and closed the door behind them. He then folded his arms and said,
"What is this? Tell me what the hell is going on here. How and where did she come from?"
Celestia responded with a,
"You know I can never lie to a human. I snuck into your room last night and had Luna sneak unannounced into your dreams and create a place-card from your idea of a prefect woman. Lauren Faust seemed to be all you thought about in a woman so, we went back to my human generator and created her. Besides, have you told her about your human name yet?"
"No. Ma'am."
"Then you are saying you haven't been entirely truthful with her?"
"Yes, Ma'am."
Lauren opened the door behind them.
"What do you mean he hasn't been entirely truthful with me?"
Thunderstorm eyed Celestia, who was gesturing him to tell her. He turned around and said,
"My name is not Thunderstorm. That is my pony name. My real name is Matthew Ropp. You may not like it but, I'm a dorky storm chaser from rural Northern Oklahoma."
Lauren started to tear up. That's when she ran over, hugged T-storm and said,
"I don't care if you're from Oklahoma. I love you anyway."
Thunderstorm started crying and that's when thunder roared outside. The day Thunder had dreaded had started. The day when he was to be tested to stay in Equestria. It was the first day of his Equestrian storm chasing career.
