M.L.Z.

"Ah... many people don't realize how truly beautiful the zombie apocalypse is," I'm so sorry, guys, this was another friend... I can't say no to save my life if you don't want to hear the dark humor, don't worry a new chapter is in development as we speak. If you do like this, I'll make it a little bit longer. "Now that I am no longer being so... rudely interrupted, my name is-" We know your name. "QUIET, THIS IS MY STORY NOW!!! Anyway, now that I'm not being so rudely interrupted. Many people have no understanding of how beautimous this land truly is! For instance: now, due to the police force no longer being a problem, I can freely do as I wish and now there is no one to disturb my privacy. I'd much rather have the occasional of infected than people playing such loud and annoying music. What was it called again? I believe they call it 'dubstep'. How immature? I'd imagine that someone would put a stop to it, but no, it's openly encouraged. As you can clearly see, if you must kill one of these creatures in which we should be thanking, you should be quiet. Silence is key, but I digress. Who knew that this could be a benefit? I do absolutely love the Mane Six in the show, but, people, ponies, and sentient being as a whole are meaningless if they don't do anything. I'm not quite sure how I should be taking this. Honestly, I thought I was a dead character after EX-Cakes was made. Oh my, was I wrong. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to see if I can wreck this story by reviving my father and making the main story pointless," No one worry, he's going to be at a safe distance between him and the story. "NO!!! I wanna destroy your story!"