It was a quarter of the morning till dawn. Me and me mates were drinking at the ol’pub named El Sanfrancisca. It was a fancy ol’place that we gents just couldn’t get away from. The most we could do was look at the obstinate amount of beautiful fillies that would never change from our eyes. We all looked at them, delicious ponuts and all. But, this is where we met the most chocolaty delicate flower our ponified english muffs have ever seen. Her name was, “Consarn it, how ye say these words?”, BobsSkwibbla, and she was deliciously fine from top to bottom. She even ad a big caboose if ya ad what I was drinking by now.
She had been shaking her goodness for over an hour now, it must have been a side job being a devout slut, must be how she represses her desires so well. Hell, she even gave out pamphlets to her fanfictions. Never heard of such a thing, she must be one hell of a bucked up chick.
Continuing the story, this Skwibblq or whatever you call it had come over to me on our table. She had the most delightful accent you would have ever seen, straight from down the cockney aisle if I say so myself.
“What ya flavorin yall ol cunt? Wont tu come down me breeches and have a swole time dont’cha?” she said with the most advocate noise I have listened to.
I pressed up her magical breeches and found ginormously large crotch tits that were as dark as Princess Luna’s inner reaches(If you catch my drift laddy). I fondled them precariously, no stallion would ever have such an opportunity, and me lads started showering her down with golden bits. There was so much money we brought, we were lads from wall street after all. She giggled her little british laugh as best as she could. Yet, we all knew that she was a down to heart, cockney slapper. And even though my dignified tea sucking self was a bit disgusted by such a display of coknay, I was also the most aroused, my cock thicker than the left nodule on the Princess Celestia’s right cheeks.
I told her something amidst the loud noise, “Would you like to slick my slopper, delicious darky?”
She tried her best to sound dignified, but she then spoke, “Whay of course I’d like too, I mean my split personality says no, but I don’t eveah listen to what she says.”
She twirled her mane like a bouncy little bopper, and I followed her backstage like a wild dog on steroids. I couldn’t ignore the hunger for that little lass, she was going to have my fertilizer tonight. We went up to her room and she leaped on to me like a wild animal stalking it’s prey. She went off of me, and took of her breeches to showcase her magnificent crotch boobs once more. My ding dong flared like a english canon and watched the minge so carefully. Then, I grabbed onto the lips, a loud squish sound came forth from her genitals.
“Oy mate, that here is right tender ya know!” she said desperately. “Now hurry up and mount me, I got more customers to go”.
And so I mounted her, I grabbed onto her strong caboose for support and caught the scent of fish tacos in the air. Then, I started slapping into the overused cunt and felt stickiness flow out from herself. It was a kind of disgust that was actually real, revolting yet absolutely satisfying. I decided to pull on her rainbow mane with a powerful grab. She yelped like a mad mare on steroids. It was always about the steroids…
We lasted for several hours, I knew my cock was strong enough to last, but at this point it turned into a competition to who would cum first. I pulled on her mane again, she screamed in pain from the sore on her head.
“Ay, watch it, I’ve been in a car accident recently, and… come to think of it, that's when this whole mess started, how odd”, She pondered.
“What’cha mean then?”, I asked.
She shrugged, with a stare that would melt sunbeams.
“Well, I’ve been dying my hair lately, usually it’s rainbow, but when I’m my other me, I have a “different” color”.
I suddenly came inside her, deep sperm caressed the inside of her womb.
“Ay, did’ja cream inside me!? You were only supposed to cream in the lower region”. She yelled. “What if’a I get pregnant?”
“Well then, you’d be a wealthy mare if it’s my foal”
She blushed and smiled.
“Wealthy mare huh…?”
Out of nowhere, the ol’ lass started squeezing my phallus for more. Urging me to knock this rainbow braud. At first, I hesitated, but then I felt like I was in love. Almost to a genetic level, she had the genes for me. I wanted her all for me. I’d give her all the money in the world to raise our foal. And even better, I’ll marry her like a good lass should be. Hell, I’ll even get to know her second personality if need be.
I slapped her insides, with my million dollar cock and splurged a load of seed into her. Then, she turned around and gave me a good ol’ kiss in the mouth. It was wonderful, I got her number and it went on from there. It feels good to be a boyfriend to such a lovely lass.
Even if she is a mental ward with two personalities. I’ll love her till the day I die.
Love knows no bounds, even in these circumstances.
It was an evening, me and the old love were softening up in the bed. Then, suddenly she screamed.
“Holy shit, who are you!?” she screamed.
“Oh hello, you must be the other personality, nice to meet you!”, I said in the bed.
“Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!”
And our love bloomed forever and ever more.
And then, Twilight Sparkle busted through the room. She was ecstatic about something, currently skulking in our room. Trying to find something while my dear beloved was screaming.
"Can you keep your todgers down love, we have a guest here... for some reason" I said.
Twilight lit her magical horn and smiled, she then teleported all her friends Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Fluttershy, Spike and Applejack to watch the show.
"Oh don't mind us, we just want to watch the show" she said. "We usually like to invade ponies spaces without their consent for some reason".
I looked at the guests and smiled, "Well, mind you the screaming, I've just been porking my girlfriend now, but feel free to watch, it's always good to have company."
She continued to scream for a while at all that was happening. Still shocked beyond her mind to understand.
And I just smiled.
