You are Anon, a human which lives in Equestria. You spent the last 3 years in Ponyville. Getting friends, having a job, finally turning 18 and also having your own house. You are currently 18, soon to be 19 years old. However even though you did have a bunch of friends, some which you're close enough to call your family, you still haven't found that special somepony yet. The truth is that you aren't interested in ponies. You did have a couple ponies confess their crushes on you before, but you had to politely decline all of them. You would rather have a human girlfriend/ wife, but in a world filled with ponies, human girls are impossible to come by.
One of the ponies to confess their attraction to you was this cute mare called Derpy. It was so difficult to say no to her, but you just had to tell her the truth instead of giving her false hope. Thankfully she understood... after a full week of non-stop mopping and sobbing at least.
