Pull the Blackout Curtains Down

Clink

"There ya go Easy," Crimson said as he placed the small glass of amber liquid on the bar. "One single-malt, three rocks, just the way you like it." The dark mango pegasus held a brilliant smile on his face.

"Thanks Crimson -" I levitated four bits onto the counter before taking up the drink "- you're the best." Taking a generous gulp of the scotch I turned to survey the bar. It was just like most bars in some ways. It had pool tables, a jukebox, and so much alcohol that you couldn't drink it all in 10 years. A wide assortment of ponies littered the establishment. Blue eyes shone through the dim of the bar from a corner table. The eyes belonged to a black-coated pegasus mare with blonde strands of mane. It was Crazy Izzy. I moved to walk over until I noticed a rough-looking grey earth pony stallion slide up next to her, nuzzling her neck.

"The lights are bright and the colors glow," sang the jukebox. Countess Coloratura, if my memory served me right. A swig of scotch later and I was at the music machine. There it is. A bit and a few buttons pressed and the bar filled with the sound of Immortals by Fall Out Colt. I strode back to the bar. Gulping down the rest of my scotch I noticed... Pinkie Pie? Pink Coat and mane, check. Sky blue eyes, check. Three balloon cutie mark, check. Everything was right, but something seemed off. After another scotch I strode over to the table.

"Hi," the pony said, his bubbly voice sounding a bit masculine. He extended a hoof, wearing a smile on his face that looked like it was eternally plastered there. "I'm Bubble Berry. What's your name?"

"Easy Venture," I stated, shaking the outstretched hoof. "You look an awful lot like somepony I know."

"I've been getting that a lot today because I'm -" he paused thoughtfully "- wait I'm not supposed to talk about that. I made a Berry Bubble Swear, though I guess you wouldn't know it as that, you'd know it as a Pinkie Promise."

My eyes widened as I sat at the table. I don't know why I had made the assumption that he wouldn't know Pinkie. Though I didn't know what a Berry Bubble Swear was, I could only guess that it was similar to Pinkie's personal oath. I shuddered and suddenly felt a bit uncomfortable pursuing that train of thought. Just one "Perfect Pony Party Planet" was enough, but two? I calmed my nerves and eyed the stallion with a studious stare. Once I was no longer in shock, I'll admit, he wasn't unattractive. In fact, Berry was quite cute. Either that or the scotch had already begun to tint my view of things. Maybe I-

"Here ya go you two," Crimson stated a bit too smugly, interrupting my contemplation. On the table had been placed six mugs of hard cider. It smelled like a picnic on a warm summer day, causing my mouth to water.

"Thanks Crimson!" The pink stallion passed him a pile of bits before downing two of the warm pints. His smiling gaze drifted to me and It was then that I realized I was still staring, at his flank to be exact. I felt a flush spreading across my cheeks. "You gonna drink any of these? They're really good!"

I took a hearty gulp of cider, feeling the warm golden liquid cascade down my throat. Might as well indulge myself. My goal this evening had been to get drunk after all. Best not to stress about it. After all, what could happen?

Our lips met as we briskly entered my apartment. Saddlebags hit the floor and hooves clicked on the wood towards the bedroom. I pushed open the bedroom door to reveal a king-sized bed with restraints hanging out at all four corners from beneath the mattress. A blindfold sat on the bedside table next to an alarm clock. The bed linens were a washed out grey contrasting against alabaster walls.

"Oooooh... I suppose somepony likes to have fun," Berry giggled weakly.

Me cheeks reddened slightly as I smiled sheepishly at the pink stallion. "Just a little bit."

Bubble Berry hopped slowly up onto the king-sized bed. I closed the door with my magic and laid down next to him. I slowly rubbed my neck against his pink fur. His muscles tensed a bit at the contact and he let out a nervous laugh. I withdrew and turned towards him.

"Are you nervous?"

The stallion squirmed under my gaze. "Well -" he chanced a glance at me "- it's my first time."

"Oh." I smiled gently at him. "You have my word that I will be gentle. If at any point it starts to feel painful, please let me know and I'll stop. Okay?"

"Okay," he stated nervously. I could still smell the cider on his breath. White teeth flashed and his eyes met mine.

"Are you ready?" A subtle nod was his only response. "Okay." I shifted back on the bed behind the stallion. Lifting my hooves I started kneading them into the firm flanks, massaging them. A stifled grunt escaped his lips. I leaned forward, draping myself over him, and whisper into Berry's ear, "Just relax. I promise everything will be fine."

My hooves dug into his back and I dragged them down to his flank. A soft pleasurable moan escaped his muzzle. A few moments later I shifted and removed my hooves. I leaned my muzzle forward and extended my tongue. His tail shifted, exposing his tight little back door. I reached out and licked, slowly rubbing the hole.

"Umph... so good," the stallion quietly gasps. The tension began to leave his body and I prodded his sphincter with my agile tongue. I began switching back and forth between massaging and pressing for a while, each time pushing in just a bit further.

"Ohhhh yeah... keep going." Berry purred at my ministrations.

Once I felt that he was properly relaxed, I levitated a bottle of lube out from beneath the bed and slipped some on his plot and my horn. I dipped my head down and slowly pressed forward and back, pushing it slowly in and out of him getting ever-so-slightly deeper each time.

"Oh dear Solaris this is amazing!" he shouted. Soon I was pressing my horn to its base and then removing it , back and forth, in and out. "Mmmm."

I pulled out and slid my lips up his back, nibbling in various spots as I went. I applied a layer of lube to my erect cock and slipped it into Berry's backdoor, biting his ear softly as I did so. "Oh your plot is so warm."

"And you're so... big," he said as he bit his lip. "This is so hot." I sawed in and out of him, a little deeper each time until my shaft was burried to the hilt inside the stallion. "Umph... I'm c-close... mmmm."

I began to increase my speed until my hips were meeting his backside. I leaned forward and whispered as I bucked his tight ass. "Then cum for me."

Mmmmmph... AHH!!!!" Streams of white erupted from his stiff member coating his chest and face in thick white globs. I was close. A few more deep thrusts and I pulled out, turned him over, and sprayed my thick semen across his now pink and white covered body.

"I guess we're immortals now."