Dashie's Waffle

"Maybe try Zecora? I know you said no potion or hex, but it's worth a try!" Rainbow Dash suggested. But before anypony could reply, Fluttershy's vagina started glowing a dark shade of green.

"That's not suppose to happen." Pinkie stuttered. Everypony was shocked! The glow grew bigger and bigger! It became so big that it filled the whole room, blinding everypony! Then the glow bursted into non existence. All the ponies got a chance to breath, but then suddenly out of fluttershy's vagina came two gigantic tenticles. Before getting a chance to move, the tentacles grabbed on to Pinkie's and Rainbow Dash's necks, choking them. Fluttershy hated when people hurt her friends, she became enraged. She quickly jumped onto one vagina tentacle, stomping on it to death. She did the same to the other one. The tentacles flew out of Fluttershy's vagina and onto the floor. They lay there lifeless, dead.

"Th-thank you Fluttershy" Pinkie said, while heavily breathing.

"Yeah, thanks!" Rainbow Dash said. Then they heard a creak, coming from the door. The three ponies looked there, seeing Celestia approaching them.

She turned towards Fluttershy "Thank you, for slaying the genital mutant!"

"The what mutant?" Pinkie asked.

"The Genital Mutant. It comes out when a pony has fear of his or her genitals. The monster will rip out of the vagina and attack any bystanders. The male procedure is much more violent, they rip out of the sperm pouches, causing a cum storm!" Celestia explained.

"Oh!" Pinkie said, her face turning green.

"Fluttershy, your reward for this heroic act is ridding you of any vaginal disease," Celestia said as she sent an aura from her horn to the elegant yellow oyster. "And you get to buck a princess!"

"Sweet! I've always fantasized about Luna!" Fluttershy puffed as she ran towards the door, "I mean you're hot and all, but have you seen Luna in socks?"

Celestia sighed.

"Hey Princess! No need to feel blue! I'll buck you!" Pinkie Pie offered.

"That sounds nice, Pinkie Pie. Do you roleplay?" Celestia asked.

"Hey? Can we make it a three way?" Rainbow Dash asked.

"No thanks, miss. blue waffle!" Celestia laughed. Soon all the ponies started laughing (they had to laugh at all her jokes, or it would be off with their heads or to the moon!).

Moral of the story:

Don't worry about your genitals or angry tenticles will pop out and attempt to slaughter your friends.