Dashie's Waffle

by OpalescenceIsGod

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Slice of Life
Length: 1078

Rainbow Dash is having a three-way with Pinkie and Fluttershy, what's in Dashie's pants shock them

Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie were having a three-way. Fluttershy looks down to Dashie's cyan plum and notices something shocking, so shocking she screams! How will Rainbow Dash be able to explain this?

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-07-01 05:14:03 UTC

What is that?!

"I'm not sure about this, Dashie." Fluttershy softly said, "I've bucked ponies before, like you. And I've only had one or two three-ways with angel and some other bunny or hedge hog! This is very scary!"

"Don't you worry, Fluttershy! I'll be in the middle, just in case you're not going hard enough or something! Any ways, Pinkie won't care about a little mistake." Rainbow Dash assured her.

"Um, okay Rainbow Dash, if you say so..." Fluttershy mumbled. There was a knock at the door.

"Pinkie is here!" Rainbow Dash said while rushing to the door.

"Hello!" Pinkie cheerfully pipped.

"Hey, Pinkie. Come in." Rainbow Dash welcomed.

"Hello" Fluttershy silently said.

"Well, let's start. Pinkie, you want the front or rear?" Rainbow Dash asked.

Pinkie thought for a moment;  two big plump ovals rubbing against her bubbly pink pear, or a frosty plum clashing against hers. "I'd like the anus please!"

"Fluttershy, you okay with the vagina?" Rainbow Dash asked.

"I'm fine with anything." Fluttershy squeaked.

"Everypony on the ground! We going rug style tonight!" Pinkie Pie puffed.

Pinkie Pie's smooth oyster was very nice against Rainbow Dash's ass, the occasional curly pink pube would get stuck up the crack; but otherwise it was perfect. Fluttershy went very, very, very hard! Everypony was shocked!

"Ouch! Fluttershy, not so hard!" Rainbow Dash moaned.

"S-sorry Dashie! Want me to look at it? You need a bandage?" Fluttershy asked, concerned.

"No, Fluttershy! Just slow down a little please."

"Is it okay though?"

"It's not bleeding! Now back down and lets buckaroo."

"It might be bruised or scraped!"

"No! It isn't even sore! I just can't go that fast-" Too late, Fluttershy was already spreading open Rainbow Dash's legs.

"AHHHH!" Fluttershy quietly screamed.

"What!?" Pinkie Pie asked.

"L-look at that!" Fluttershy yelled, while pointing at Rainbow Dash's vagina. Pinkie Pie crawled over Rainbow Dash's naked body and looked at the cyan pegasus's vagina.

"Holy shit! She- she has blue waffle disease!!!" Pinkie yelled.

"Blue pancake? What's that?" Fluttershy asked.

"It's blue waffle, and let me explain it to you...in song!" Pinkie cleared her throat and began to sing.

"Has your vagina turned blue?

Warts n' bumps that make you go ew?

You got blue waffle!

Is your pussy crying out in pain?

Feels like your peach is being stretched out by a chain?

You got blue waffle!

You catch it by having casual sex,

can't be healed by any medicine, potion or hex!

You got blue waffle!

Friend has blue waffle? Be sure not to buck!

Or you'll surely have bad luck!

Watch out for the blue waffle!"

"Pinkie! I don't have blue waffle!" Rainbow Dash yelled, "My vagina is naturally blue!"

"But what about all those lumps and bumps?" Pinkie asked.

"I um- I didn't know that I had blue waffle..."

"Oh, really? Didn't you notice something strange about your frosty vagina? Like...those warts!"

"I-I-I never looked at my vagina before!"

"Really? REALLY?!-"

"Am-am I going to catch blue waffle?" Fluttershy worryingly asked, "If I catch it, Angel will never fuck me again! A-and if I get a spoon anywhere near me, it might touch my vagina! Then when Silver Spoon spoons herself she'll get it! And then Diamond Tiara will have to quit her prostitute job!"

"Fluttershy, we've only been bucking for a couple minutes! Maybe you won't get it!" Rainbow Dash said.

"She defiantly wouldn't have got it if you haven't been banging with your disease!" Pinkie snarled.

"I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" Rainbow Dash cried, "maybe we can see a doctor about it?"

"Remember? No medicine can heal!"

"What about Zecora?"

"No potion or hex!"

Rainbow Dash thought for a minute, "No unicorn magic would work, then. But what about...alicorn magic?"

The three ponies travelled to Canterlot. Celestia took away Fluttershy's blue waffle and lectured every pony about safe sex. Especially Rainbow Dash, "no bucking with a disease until we come out with a female condom!". They all had happy vaginas, (except for poor Dashie) the end.

Alternate Ending

"Maybe try Zecora? I know you said no potion or hex, but it's worth a try!" Rainbow Dash suggested. But before anypony could reply, Fluttershy's vagina started glowing a dark shade of green.

"That's not suppose to happen." Pinkie stuttered. Everypony was shocked! The glow grew bigger and bigger! It became so big that it filled the whole room, blinding everypony! Then the glow bursted into non existence. All the ponies got a chance to breath, but then suddenly out of fluttershy's vagina came two gigantic tenticles. Before getting a chance to move, the tentacles grabbed on to Pinkie's and Rainbow Dash's necks, choking them. Fluttershy hated when people hurt her friends, she became enraged. She quickly jumped onto one vagina tentacle, stomping on it to death. She did the same to the other one. The tentacles flew out of Fluttershy's vagina and onto the floor. They lay there lifeless, dead.

"Th-thank you Fluttershy" Pinkie said, while heavily breathing.

"Yeah, thanks!" Rainbow Dash said. Then they heard a creak, coming from the door. The three ponies looked there, seeing Celestia approaching them.

She turned towards Fluttershy "Thank you, for slaying the genital mutant!"

"The what mutant?" Pinkie asked.

"The Genital Mutant. It comes out when a pony has fear of his or her genitals. The monster will rip out of the vagina and attack any bystanders. The male procedure is much more violent, they rip out of the sperm pouches, causing a cum storm!" Celestia explained.

"Oh!" Pinkie said, her face turning green.

"Fluttershy, your reward for this heroic act is ridding you of any vaginal disease," Celestia said as she sent an aura from her horn to the elegant yellow oyster. "And you get to buck a princess!"

"Sweet! I've always fantasized about Luna!" Fluttershy puffed as she ran towards the door, "I mean you're hot and all, but have you seen Luna in socks?"

Celestia sighed.

"Hey Princess! No need to feel blue! I'll buck you!" Pinkie Pie offered.

"That sounds nice, Pinkie Pie. Do you roleplay?" Celestia asked.

"Hey? Can we make it a three way?" Rainbow Dash asked.

"No thanks, miss. blue waffle!" Celestia laughed. Soon all the ponies started laughing (they had to laugh at all her jokes, or it would be off with their heads or to the moon!).

Moral of the story:

Don't worry about your genitals or angry tenticles will pop out and attempt to slaughter your friends.