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Lab Horse

by TheMajorTechie
A filly lives in a lab. She's lived in that lab all her life. The lab just happens to be on Earth. She wants to go home.

Raised to rated T and added the dark + sex tag for the most recent chapter/story arc.

Don't worry though, it's nothing smexy or anything. I don't write that kinda stuff. It's just Gadget beating up a kidnapper. :twilightsmile:

Out of personal discomfort over what I wrote seven years ago, those two chapters have been unpublished and made non-canon. I normally leave anything I post up, but man are those chapters made in bad taste in hindsight. Rating's been changed back to E with warning tags removed because of this change.

So I'm apparently a horse, for obvious reasons. But at the same time, I've got both a human-level intelligence, and control over what this show calls "magic".

it's weird, but for now, the biggest thing on my mind is going home.

I'm Gadget, the Smurf Lab Horse.

DANG KIDS, STOP CALLING ME SMURF HORSE.

Cover art by BleedingEquine.

Everyone
Complete
Slice of Life
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Human
Science Fiction
Alternate Universe
 
OO

24313 words: Estimated about 2 hours to read
Download:textHTMLePUB

50 Chapters:

  1. Subject Log 1 - SUS (Sudden Unicorn Sighting) 2016-11-23 19:09:16 UTC
    989
  2. Subject Log 4017 - Eleven Years Later 2016-11-25 22:35:38 UTC
    998
  3. Subject Log 4017.5/4018 - Thief 2016-11-29 00:59:41 UTC
    677
  4. Subject Log 4019: Delmar the Drunk 2016-12-02 00:01:49 UTC
    277
  5. Subject Log 4020: A Change of Plans 2016-12-06 00:38:12 UTC
    408
  6. Subject Log 4021: Screwed 2016-12-11 00:34:36 UTC
    719
  7. Log 4025: Interrogation 2016-12-14 02:26:51 UTC
    490
  8. Log 4026: Test Subject 2016-12-20 02:14:17 UTC
    518
  9. Log 4027: Med Horse? 2016-12-27 07:18:50 UTC
    603
  10. Log 4028: Bus Ride 2016-12-31 00:28:22 UTC
    545
  11. Log 4029: Not What I Expected 2017-01-01 05:42:26 UTC
    410
  12. Log 4030: Crazy House of Weirdos 2017-01-02 00:09:33 UTC
    297
  13. Log 4031: I'M NOT FLUFFY! (Am I?) 2017-01-02 19:39:43 UTC
    284
  14. Log 4032: I'M NOT A SMURF, EITHER! 2017-01-03 23:10:26 UTC
    547
  15. Log 4033: PFSHDOR (Or, Pink Fluffy Smurf-Horse Dancing on Rainbows) 2017-01-04 23:48:11 UTC
    803
  16. Log 4034: I don't actually know what to name this because all I really did today was get lost in the hallway after eating lunch... 2017-01-06 01:45:00 UTC
    301
  17. Log 4035: Nerdfest 2017-01-07 03:32:28 UTC
    840
  18. Log 4036 2017-01-10 03:02:33 UTC
    314
  19. Log 4037: Identity Crisis 2017-01-11 00:14:19 UTC
    512
  20. Log 4038: Return to the Lab 2017-01-12 01:01:16 UTC
    483
  21. Log 4039: THEY KNEW?! 2017-01-13 04:10:53 UTC
    611
  22. Log 4040: Plans 2017-01-15 19:27:50 UTC
    376
  23. Log 4041: Journey to Delmar's... place 2017-01-16 20:49:29 UTC
    1256
  24. Log 4042: Still not there... 2017-01-18 03:54:43 UTC
    445
  25. Log 4043: Arrival 2017-01-19 00:36:06 UTC
    214
  26. Log 4044: MIT 2017-01-22 23:58:46 UTC
    340
  27. Log 4045: Not MIT horse(?) 2017-01-24 03:09:16 UTC
    845
  28. Log 4046: School. 2017-01-26 01:27:06 UTC
    348
  29. Log 4047: Nope. It's just what I suspected. 2017-01-31 00:39:22 UTC
    736
  30. Log 4048: And so it begins (?) 2017-02-01 03:07:34 UTC
    229
  31. Log 4049: On the topic of interdimensional travel: 2017-02-02 00:48:36 UTC
    652
  32. Log 4050: Teleportation Practice 2017-02-05 22:42:11 UTC
    539
  33. Log 4051: Screwed. AGAIN. 2017-02-07 00:08:32 UTC
    618
  34. Log 4052: Escape 2017-02-08 01:24:18 UTC
    203
  35. Log 4052_1: I'm most definitely messing with this guy. 2017-02-09 00:43:09 UTC
    762
  36. Log 4053: All over (the news) 2017-02-14 03:32:08 UTC
    817
  37. Log 4054: Delmar messed up. BAD. 2017-02-17 22:53:29 UTC
    177
  38. Log 4055: Gargamel 2017-02-20 22:44:59 UTC
    299
  39. Log 4056: Changeling? 2017-02-23 01:39:54 UTC
    328
  40. Log 4059: Oi. 2017-02-26 21:44:16 UTC
    148
  41. Log 4060: Makin' my way downtown 2017-03-01 01:32:05 UTC
    188
  42. Log 4067: Thinking with portals 2017-03-02 04:03:59 UTC
    517
  43. Log 4075: Legal shenanigans and sabotage 2017-03-08 00:28:08 UTC
    338
  44. Log 4078: Oh. 2017-03-12 23:28:27 UTC
    136
  45. Log 4085: Contemplation 2017-03-14 00:24:32 UTC
    273
  46. Log 4086: More teleportation practice (I guess?) 2017-03-15 23:59:17 UTC
    393
  47. Log 4090: Who cares that I'm a magical tiny horse? 2017-03-22 23:50:40 UTC
    480
  48. Log 4101: Wrapping up 2017-04-02 21:30:21 UTC
    138
  49. Log 4102: The Portal 2017-04-03 19:35:48 UTC
    724
  50. Alternate Ending/Bonus Chapter 2017-07-19 23:43:02 UTC
    168