Rainbow Dash: professional butt kisser

Pinkie was hopelessly drunk. There was no denying it, she was really drunk, and was starting to do weird things, even by Pinkie standards. They both were sitting on a couch in Sugarcube Corner, which was closed.

"Has anyone ever told you how hot you are?" Pinkie slurred. Rainbow Dash blushed. She wasn't as drunk as Pinkie, but she was still pretty drunk.

"I think," Rainbow Dash replied. "Why?"

"Because you are really hot," Pinkie slurred, and then hiccupped.

"That's not true," Rainbow Dash slurred. "Your just saying that because your drunk!" Pinkie shook her head.

"No, it's true," she said. She turned around and raised her rear to Rainbow Dash's face. "Kiss me!" Rainbow Dash gasped, and surprisingly didn't realize that she was now talking to Pinkie's butt.

"You want me to kiss you?" Rainbow Dash slurred. "Why?"

"Just do it!" Pinkie exclaimed. Rainbow Dash tried to think about it, but was unsuccessful in her drunken state. So she decided to, as Pinkie said, just do it! Rainbow Dash puckered her lips wrapped her hooves around Pinkie's waist, pulled it to her face, and started kissing. It felt strange on her mouth, but she kept kissing. Pinkie moaned as she felt Rainbow Dash's lips go inside her lower lips. Rainbow Dash moaned, chasing Pinkie to moan as well as she felt Rainbow Dash's lips vibrate inside of her folds.

Who knew that Pinkie would taste so sweet? Rainbow Dash wondered as she stroked Pinkie's mane and butt. It makes sense, but who knew? Rainbow Dash hiccupped, which earned a small yelp of pleasure from Pinkie.

"Oh, YES!" Pinkie moaned. "Do that again?" Rainbow Dash wondered what Pinkie was talking about when she hiccupped again. Pinkie moaned again, and Rainbow Dash decided to finally stick her tongue in. As she did, Pinkie moaned again and again as it went deeper and deeper, until it reached a little bit past her clit. Rainbow Dash moaned as she flicked it, which made Pinkie moan even more.

"Oh, yes!" she cried in pleasure. "Work that tongue!" Rainbow Dash continued to flick Pinkie's clit and moan, which only made Pinkie moan as well. That was until Rainbow Dash felt Pinkie's folds close around her tongue as a strange tasting liquid came splashing around Rainbow Dash's muzzle and into her mouth. She moaned as she tried to get her tongue out, but wasn't able to for a few seconds. Finally, Pinkie's folds stopped clenching and Rainbow Dash was able to get her tongue out. Pinkie was starting to fall asleep from the epic tongue thrashing she had just received.

"Thank you," Pinkie managed to murmur as she fell asleep.

She is actually kinda cute, Rainbow Dash thought as she lied down next to Pinkie and closed her eyes.