Rainbow Dash tries The Fourth Wall

by Bass Kick

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Random
Length: 1700

Pinkie Pie has broke through the barrier multiple times... so Rainbow Dash tries it.

Rainbow Dash has always thought of herself as the coolest, most awesomest pegasus pony EVER, so she can do anything anypony else can do, right? The question specifically comes to RD's mind as she witnesses Pinkie Pie break through the fourth wall. Just a short story I came up with some time ago.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-07-11 03:08:03 UTC

Rainbow Dash tries The Fourth Wall

Pinkie Pie can do it... so why should Rainbow Dash not be able to?

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CRACK!!!

The loud, rumbling sound of a massive lightning bolt striking the ground could be heard all throughout Ponyville.

And, as usual, a gigantic booming sound was the product of a certain pegasus as she tried to perfect a new move in her high-speed flying.

"Tee hee hee," the blue pegasus chuckled in accomplishment. "Now the Wonderbolts will recruit me for sure," she said enthusiastically to herself as she rubbed her two front hooves together.

Rainbow Dash had just completed her new move that she titled The Double-loopty-loopty-thunderdive-overdrive-cloudtwirly-rainbowloop. You can guess what the process of attempting the new move was.

The pegasus was levatating in mid-air, wings flapping calmly as she studied the rainbow she had created.

The end result was breathtaking; the rainbow had made a ring that was suspended in midair while a spinning cloud was suspended inside of the ring.

Still, the spectacle didn't overwhelm the mess made in the process of creating the Rainbow Loop.

"Nah," RD said, scratching her chin. "I'll scrub it, start with a new move. This one's not as cool anywa--"

"Who are you talking to?" A voice hit RD in the head out of nowhere.

"Woah!" Rainbow Dash jumped as if she had been struck by lightning. She quickly whipped her head around to see a pink pony floating in midair beside her, with a group of balloons tied around the her waist.

"Pinkie? Where did you come from?"

Pinkie had a smile wrapped around her head. "Well, the ground, silly! Where else could I have floated up with balloons from?"

Rainbow Dash decided to ignore Pinkie and get back to creating a new move that would impress the Wonderbolts.

"Hmm... I could keep working on my Super Ultra Mega Thunder--"

"Oh! Oh! Do the Sonic Twirly Whirly!" Pinkie exclaimed, derailing RD's train of though.

"Quiet Pinkie; you just made me for get what I was working on." Dash was still looking down at the Rainbow she had created earlier, still scratching her chin.

"What are ya gonna call that move?" Pinkie pointed one of her forelegs toward the Loop, as her other legs were dangling in mid-air.

Dash decide to behave in a friendly manner towards Pinkie, even though the mare was ruining her time for stunt making. "I'm gonna call this baby The Double-loopty-loopty-thunderdive-overdrive-cloudtwirly-rainbowloop!" She exclaimed boastfully.

"Ooh! Ooh! Can you show me how The Double-loopty-loopty-thunderdive-overdrive-cloudtwirly-rainbowloop is done? Please?" Pinkie was fluttering her eyelashes, wearing a puppy-dog face.

"Okay, sure," RD agreed to show her friend the move willingly. Rainbow Dash did need to perfect the Rainbow Loop anyway, since it had made quite a mess.

"Ooh, I can't wait!" Pinkie Pie had somehow managed to hop in a hot air balloon, and she was now hovering in mid-air observing RD's new move.

Rainbow Dash flew up to a higher place in the sky. She slicked her mane back and licked the tip of one of her front hooves. She then stuck her hoof up vertically in the air to check the weather.

"Hmm... seems like perfect conditions, RD," she calmly said to herself.

After a brief pause, the pegasus flew as quick as she could in a downward spiral before swooping up into an extreme gravity-defying vertical thrust. After travelling abiut fifty yards upwards, the awesome pegasus broke out into a huge loop, followed by another.

The second loop sent Dash upwards again, into a feild of thunder clouds. She aimed for the largest grey cloud in sight, and flew straight through it in an upwards spiral. This caudsed the cloud to explode in an enormous display of lightning bout sprouting from the cloud in every direction.

Pinkie Pie had reached a level above awe, as her hooves clung on to the edges of the floating basket she was standing in.

Rainbow Dash was high above the clouds right now, so high that a Sonic Rainboom could be done.

She whipped her tail, aiming her body down towards the thunder cloud she had exploded. After another pause, the pony went into a full nose dive, crashing straight through the thunder cloud that already had lightning sprouting from it.

As Dash impaled the large grey cloud for a second time, she felt a small sting of the lightning, which had given her a special lightning charge.

With Rainbow Dash going at speeds faster than Twilight could read books at, it was time for the Sonic Rainboom.

Pinkie Pie was aware of what Dash was going to do, and anticipated everty single moment.

As Rainbow Dash was closing in on the sound barrier, she took a deep breath in her mind, and...

CRACK!!!

An amazing sight had flickered before Pinkie's eyes. Her friend had just done another Sonic Rainboom, but with a twist! This time, right as Dash was breaking the sound barrier, she broke left, sending her into a gigantic Rainbow Loop, added with the electric charge she had gained!

Rainbow Dash wasn't done yet.

After spinning for what seemed like forever, she began to slightly lose speed. She broke free of the Rrainbow loop, and in no time to waste, headed towards a gigantic fluffy white cloud. She did her normal cloud-spinning routeen, and had brought the twirling cloud over to the spinning rainbow loop. With a slight cloud kick, the spinning white fluff was at the center of the spinning rainbow loop.

Pinkie Pie exploded from happiness. Not only did she get to witness her friend do the The Double-loopty-loopty-thunderdive-overdrive-cloudtwirly-rainbowloop, but she had two of them in view!

Rainbow Dash had finally mastered the new move. She sighed deeply while levitated in mid-air, admiring the beaty she had created.

Pinkie's head popped out of the spinning cloud that Rainbow Dash was looking at, which made the pegasus jump.

"Woah! Pinkie? How'd ya get in there?" Dash was clearly befuddled by what Pinkie had just done.

Pinkie was spinning with the cloud. "I -- don't -- know -- how -- I -- got -- in -- here -- but -- that -- new -- move -- was -- totally -- awesome!!!" The pony was shouting excited;y, but her words were broken up by the spinning of the cloud.

"You are so random, Pinkie," the pegaus was shaking her head with her eyes closed and a smile on her face. "Soo random."

"I know, right!" Pinkie was now behind Dash, which scared half the life out of the blue pony.

"Woah!!! Pinkie! How did you- I mean- you were just- oh forget it," RD had waved Pinkie off, after calming down. She fluttered her wings to get down to ground level, and promptly folded them on her sides as her hooves touched the land.

"Oh, that was AMAZING!!! You did the The Double-loopty-loopty-thunderdive-overdrive-cloudtwirly-rainbowloop, twice!" Pinkie had somehow managed to be right next to RD, after being high up in the air.

Rainbow Dash was still astonished by Pinkie's apparent 'teleportation'. "Pinkie, you know you're kinda creeping me out with that."

"With what?" The pink pony sung out, skipping next to her friend.

"With that."

"With skipping?" Pinkie had now become confused and had stopped next to Dash's side, as the pegasus had stopped walking as well.

"I mean how do you do all that?"

"All what? I don't follow."

Dash groaned and then faced-hoofed. "I mean all that wacky teleporting you do," she said as she held a foreleg out towards Pinkie.

At that instant, Pinkie had become speechless. She didn't think that anypony would ever ask about, or even comment on the 'wacky teleporting' that she did.

After a brief moment of silence, Dash spoke up again. "Well, how do you do all that stuff?"

Pinkie Pie seemed to be offended by that question, but after another moment of silence, she just simply said, "I dunno," and started skipping again.

Rainbow Dash flew past Pinkie, and stomped a hoof down in the geound in fron of the pink pony. "How do you do that stuff? What else can you do?" Dash's words were not bitter, but more in surrender, as for she really did want to know what else Pinkie could do.

"Ooh, be right back!" Pinkie Pie exclaimed.

Author's Note:

In an attempt for me to actually explain what Pinkie had done after chanting the words 'be right back', I failed to describe what she did. After hours of pondering on putting what she had preformed in words, I could only find these words for the event: Pinkie Pie had broken The Fouth Wall in a flawless instant.

Pinkie Pie was now standing right next to her friend while holding a leather object in her mouth.

"Wha the..." were the first words to come out of Dash's mouth, as she had actually witnessed Pinkie Pie break throught the fourth wall. "Where... where did you go?" she asked, being in a state of extreme curiosity.

"Oh I just had to get my ten dollars from this guy name Tom." Pinkie said with a smile. "But I ended up taking his whole wallet; silly me!"

"That's it!" Rainbow Dash exclaimed through near-rage. "I am going to do whatever you just did!"

Pinkie was very confused at this point. "What are you talking about?"

Rainbow Dash went into a takeoff position. "I'm going to do what you just did. Now stand back," She said with a game face.

"Why are you getting so flustered about it?" Pinkie asked her friend. "All I did was break the Fourth Wall."

"Oh, so that's what they call it," Rainbow Dash said with a chuckle. "Well I'm gonna break the 'wall' as well."

"You can't." the pink pony replied. "Only I can do it; you can't." She said with a smile.

Instead of being met with Dash's understanding, Pinkie was met with her competitiveness. "Oh I can break the stupid wall, all right," Dash muttered.

Rainbow Dash tries The Fourth Wall

Rainbow Dash was up early the next day, strretching her wings and hyping her head with pep talk.

"You can do this, Dash. You'll show her," she said before