Hooligan!

by Dark Star CTS

Rating: mature
Tags: Random, Human, Anthro, Alternate Universe
Length: 1863

A street racer crashes into into the streets of equestria. Boy this might be intresting.

The sound of the car's engine screams into the night, the squealing of tires can be heard underneath it. Jake oversteers his car into a hairpin turn causing it to lose traction. He countersteers to late, His car slides to far. A bright light consumes Everything.. sending Jake and his miata crashing into… Equestria? Boy this is going to be fun.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-11-19 05:10:38 UTC

Running in the nineties.

All I saw was a flash of light and the car hit the ground hard. The car continues to slide for some reason, I slam my foot on the brakes and try to get control back from the car. The squealing of tires seize and the car rocks back and forth a bit. I slump into my seat and let out a sigh of relief.

"What.. What just happend.." I ask nobody in particular. I open the door and take of my helmet. I fall to my knees and emptying my stomach onto the asphalt. I stand up and look around, "Where the fuck am I? This isn't the same road I was on.." I mutter to myself. I fall back into the small miata and close the door. I put the car into neutral and turn the keys to start it. The tiny car's 600 horse power engine roars to life a few loud pops from the muffler. "How am I not dead?" I ask, Putting the car into first.

I turn the car around, starting my journey back up the touge. I continue all the way up to the top, noticing all the diffrences in the road compared to the last one. Maybe I have a concussion? No.. I'd know if I had one. This is wierd..

I get to the top of the touge and look for the van currently holding all my spare tires. Of course its not there. Where the hell am I? These are fresh tires so I sould be fine, as long as im not to hard on em'. Down the road the screaming of tires can be heard. I pull off to the side of the road out of the way.

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As the sreeching gets closer I see two pairs of headlights. Its a race! I turn on my CD player and turn the volume all the way up "Oh, fuck the tires!" I Throw the car into first gear and hold in the clutch, as soon as the two cars pass I floor the little drift car and let go of the clutch. The miata lets out a volly of lound pops and bangs from the muffler. I quickly join the two racers in the downhill.

As we race down the narrow mountain road a hairpin near, I clutch kick the car and counter-steer into the turn "Im running in the nineties! Its a new way I like to be!" I yell with the stereo. I close in on the car in front of me, the driver gives me an opening. I shift up, pushing the car to the inside of the hairpin. I adjust the wheel and pass the driver, leaving them in a cloud of rubber. "Im just running in the nineties! Come on baby run with me!" I let go of the wheel and let the tires even out into a straight away. The light blue car infront of me is ahead by a little, but not for long.

I rapidly shift up gears, the miata screams and fires off more loud bangs into the night. I quickly pass the little blue car, shift down, I let it catch up. "We're just running in the nineties! Its a new way to set me free!" I brake the car and throw its weight into the next hairpin, I turn the wheel and drift around the turn. I look back and see the blue car right up on my door. I smirk, 'try and keep up!'.

We transition into another corner, colors flash behind the gaurd rails. 'looks like theres a croud', The blue car trys to pass but I pull up and take the entire road, preventing them from passing. I straighten the wheel again and glance at the speedometer which read one hundred-twenty-three. I speed the car up, seeing if the other will follow.

We both race down the mountain, the road is beginning to flatten out. We both throw our cars at one final corner but somthings wrong. The other car skids to the outside and into the grass a little. They lose control and spin out, hitting the gaurd rail and slide into the narrow road.

I slam on my brakes and clutch. I lock my rear wheels and slide a few extra feet before stopping. I cut the engine and jump out the door. I run for the blue car to see if the driver is ok.

I open the cars door. Inside was a girl. "Hey! You ok?" I asked. No response. I undo her harness and scoop her out of the car and into my arms. I feel somthing tickle against my face. I look and see that the girl had.. light blue fur, and a muzzle?  "w-what the hell?" I lay her down outside the car on the street. I discard it and focus more on what's currently important. "Uumm, phone!" I run back to my car and grab my phone.

I try to call nine-one-one but it says I dont have service. "Useless!" I throw it back into my bucket seat and run back for the odd girl. I see headlights down the road coming fast. I hold out my hand to flag them down but they fly by, not even slowing.

I kneel down to the girl and look for a phone. I reach into her pocket and take the phone from her. I turn it on and tap the emergency call button. Nothing happend "What?!" I yell. I put the phone in my pocket and pick the girl up. I walk her to my car. with her helmet still on I strap her in.

I put her car in neutral and push it off the road into the grass. I take the keys and jump into my car. I start it and take off down the road. A croud of people are at the end of the road. 'They'll move.' I gear up into sixth gear. I look at the speedometer, Two-hundred thirty-two. The croud moves out of the street and I hit a bump, jumping the car over it. The miata scrapes the ground and continues flying down the road in sixth gear.

Beep.. Beep.. Beep.. The beeping of a hospital monitor summons me back into the world. "Uuuuggh." I slowly open my eyes only to be assaulted by sunlight. I raise my arm and block it. 'what happend last night? How did I even get here?'. I thinks back to last night, I was in the mountains for a race and.. this.. car joined into it. It was fast, I almost couldn't keep up with it. We were at the last hairpin turn and.. and I crashed.

The door to my room opens and somepony looks in. "Oh! You're awake! I'll be right back!" She says, quickly leaving.

My rainbow colored mane falls into my face, I blow it off. I sit up in the bed and start to pull the wires off of my arms. I lean over to the hospital monitor and unpulg it, ending its anoying noises. "H-hello?" Somepony asks.

I look to the door at the new voice. Standing next to the door is a tall stallion. Although his muzzle is a bit.. smaller than average. Does he even have a coat? "How are you doing? That was a pretty bad crash.." He says. 'who is he? why does that voice seem familiar?'.

"I'll be fine. Its not the first time." I answer. I look back up to him, "Who are you?" I ask. He reaches into his pocket and pulls out some keys, tossing them into my lap.

"I brought you here after your crash. The doctor said hes going to run some tests and then your clear to leave." I look down at the keys, they were my keys.

Honestly I should be weirded out right now. But im not. Im not even on earth anymore, I know exactly were I am. What I want to know is how I got here.

After the doctor finished up with checking up on 'Rainbow Dash' we both left. I hold the door open for Rainbow and let here walk through. "My car is the small black one, here." I hand her my keys. "You wana drive?" I ask.

"Sure?" She says. We both walk out to my car and get in. I reach into the back seat and pull out both of our helmet. "Put your helmet on." I hold out her scratched helmet for her to grab. "I dont know my way back to the mountain, we need to go see how your car looks." I tell her.

She puts the car into first gear and pulls out into the road. "Be careful, she slides easy." I inform her. She nods and looks back to the road. She lets go of the clutch, the car drifts into the street with squealing tires and explosions sounding from the exaust. She jumps to the sound being echoed through the small car and Slams on the brakes making the car stall.

"What the buck was that?!" She yells.

I laugh, "Its just the car, start her back up, its normal." I assure her. She starts the car again and puts it in gear. We take off gain down the street toward the mountain. As we drive the car towards the mountain she throws her head back in the seat. "Ah buck!" she crys.

"what is it?" I look out the window at a mountain off in the distance with a mighty castle resting on its edge. Maybe I can go there sometime.

"I had weather duty today," She responds. "I might have just lost my job." She adds. We eventually  reach the touge. We pull up on the crash. The car looks like a 240sx but with some minor diffrences. It seems to be smaller.

"Buck.. that doesn't look good." she mumbles. The cyan 240sx's bumper is hanging on to one side of the car, cracked in multiple places. The windshield is cracked, and the passanger door is scratched.

She pulls the car over, and we both get out. "It should run still." I say. She walks over to the driver's side and gets in. I pull the front bumper off the car. I walk to the back of her car and open the hatch, seting the front bumper in it.

"Start it and back it out I guess." I yell. She starts the car, I move out of the way so im not crushed. She backs the car out onto the narrow road. I go back to my car and get in. I start the black miata and put her in first gear.

I wip the car around and pull up next to Rainbow's car. We both roll down our windows. "Follow me!" she yells across. "ok!" I yell back. I Unclamp my roof from the interior and slide it back behind me, locking it there.

She slowly starts down the road, leading me to our destination. "How the hell did I end up in equestria?" I ask the world.