Our Lord Vermin Supreme

by The_Laundry

Rating: everyone
Tags: Human, Comedy, Random
Length: 655

Ever wondered where our great leader Vermin Supreme would get all his ponies? Equestia, that's where.

Vermin Supreme promised us that every American would get a pony. We are getting ponies now. But first Lord Supreme must enslave the ponies, and the former Elements Of Harmony try to stop him.

If you don't know who vermin supreme is:
Google his name. He's great.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2017-02-15 04:36:47 UTC

Prologue

JANUARY, 2012: NEW HAMPSHIRE

"Mr. Supreme welcome back." Said the Anchor.

"Thank you sir" Replied Vermin Supreme with his boot firmly attached to his head.

"You are like some of the other candidates, including former Governor Romney, this is not your, shall we say, first rodeo." the Anchor said.

"Let us say that." said Mr. Supreme in reply.

"This is not the first time you have run for president in the New Hampshire primary." continued the Anchor.

"That is correct." Vermin said.

"and, um, President Rom-a-ney (No joke he actually said that) has been accused, and I'm not taking a position one way or the other, of taking different positions on different issues." said the Anchor. "I'm asking you right now, do you still stand by your pledge made in 2008 to provide a pony for every American?".

"Yes I do sir." Replied Vermin in his resplendent voice. "Free ponies for all Americans, one of the overlooked issue in America today. My free pony platform is  of course a jobs creation program to create lots and lots of jobs once we switch over to pony based economy. We'll also lower our dependance on foreign oil, we'll also be able to turn all that pony poop into methane gas and wonderful compost to re-up our soil that is being depleted by chemicals etc., etc., etc. ." Said Vermin Supreme. "And of course the important thing to realize that it is a federal pony identification program, where you need your pony with you at all times. Thank you very much." Finished Mr. Supreme.

THE FOURTH WALL

Now faithful Reader, you ask me where Lord Vermin Supreme will get the ponies to give to us. I cannot show you, as this is just a fanfiction and not a movie, but I can tell you. He will get the ponies from the magical land of... Equestria.

CANTERLOT CASTLE

Princess Celestia is walking through the hallways in the white marble castle at Canterlot, her home, when she felt a disturbance in The Force.

"A disturbance in the what? Who are you and why can't I see you?" asked the Sun Princess

"The Force." the narrator said with a sigh "Now just go with the script I gave you and stop asking questions."

"What Scrip-" said Sunbutt as a script appeared from nowhere and smacked her in the face. "Oh." said Celestia as she skimmed the script.

"Ok. Ahem." began Princess Celestia "I feel a presence I have not felt in a long time..."

"... Vermin? Vermin?! Vermin! Thats your queue!" Yelled the narrator into an inter-dimensional portal.

"Oh! Sorry about that!" said Great Leader as he stepped out from the portal.

"So... Vermin Supreme... we meet again." said Celestia.

"So we do..." responded Vermin. "BOOP!" yelled Mr. Supreme

"Wat." said Celestia as the portal began to suck her up. "You'll never get away with this!!"

"Oh but I already have!" said Vermin as he waved Celestia good bye. "Now to conquer this puny little world..."

The Great Enslaving

Still In Canterlot.

Vermin sat upon the floor in front of Celestia's throne and thought "I can't enslave over an entire species by myself, I need help. But who to call upon?". "I've got it!" yelled Vermin aloud. "Narrator, I need you to sit tight, I'll be right back." said Vermin as he opened another interdimensional portal and jumped through it".

The Internet

"Oh great. why'd he have to go here?!" yelled The Narrator in a rhetorical fashion. "Telling me to sit tight...  I'm the narrator for Discord's sake! I have to follow him or there would be no story!" grumbled The Narrator.

Meanwhile on Youtube

Vermin  walked on to one particular video and said: "PPAP Guy! PPAP Guy are you here?!"

"Yes, Vermin what is it?" asked PPAP Guy.

"I need you help enslaving Equestrians  to give to the obedient, er... good! good citizens of America." said Lord Supreme.