here we go....

here we go....chapter 1: well shit...i'm drunk

cb: ....ow my head...where the fu-! holy shit!

*what you see before you is a bar fight turned into a orgy*

cb:...this is what happens when i'm on break or drunk...and i'm the bartender

*you see your boss berry punch having the time of her live*

cb:...boner sustained~ well back to work for me i guess...

*five hours later...closing time you clock out and open the door with your magic*

cb: it's been a long day...but why do i feel like shit?...no one wished me a happy birthday last year...i got no party because pinky pie was sick and forgot about me..do people hate me that much?

*your home was simple...but cosy as well...so you go to sleep*