here we go....

by cannondunk232

Rating: mature
Tags: Alternate Universe, Anthro
Length: 557

hey there

hi there…my name is cannonball wick…and i'm a bartender who wears a crash helmet everywhere i bloody go…contains: clop,swearing,bar fights and bad writing

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-11-21 19:52:57 UTC

well shit...i'm drunk

here we go....chapter 1: well shit...i'm drunk

cb: ....ow my head...where the fu-! holy shit!

*what you see before you is a bar fight turned into a orgy*

cb:...this is what happens when i'm on break or drunk...and i'm the bartender

*you see your boss berry punch having the time of her live*

cb:...boner sustained~ well back to work for me i guess...

*five hours later...closing time you clock out and open the door with your magic*

cb: it's been a long day...but why do i feel like shit?...no one wished me a happy birthday last year...i got no party because pinky pie was sick and forgot about me..do people hate me that much?

*your home was simple...but cosy as well...so you go to sleep*

the next day

here we go.... chapter 2: the next day

you wake up ass naked in the bathtub.....

cb:...holy bloody shit nuts....well time to get to work..

you get dressed in red t-shirt white jacket and blue jeans and of course your crash helmet

cb: time for a shit day...god i hate my life

you go to the bar and stand at the counter

bp: your *hic* late cannon!

cb: shit...i no i'm sorry i'll try to get here on tim....are you drunk berry?

bp: no!

she falls to the ground... and you realise she's not wearing pants...or panteys

cb:...my god that's a sweet ass...i'm lucky she's drunk  or i would have got a slap to the face...well i'm not cleaning that up...i'm going back to work...

five minutes later...and she's being fucked while asleep...again

cb: this is going to be a LONG day...

here we go....again

here we go....chapter 3: here we go....again

berry gave you some time off so you're going to visit your old college roommate in the crystal empire: shining armor... also known as "mega bro"

cb: holy shit...this train has a shit name..."friendship express" my ass

c: now arriving at the crystal empire!

cb: fuck yes! time to see mega bro!

you get off the train and go to the castle

g: halt! state your business here!

cb: i'm the prince's old roommate....now let me through

g: o-of course sir! right this way mr...?

cb: cannonball

g: of course sir,come with me sir!

the guard took cannonball to the throne room were mega bro was sitting

sh:...cannon?!

cb: hey there mega bro!

he got up and walked to were cannonball was standing and fistpump each other

cb: wow bro...look at you?! your a fuckin' prince now...and i'm just a bartender

sh:...no your not! your a chick magnet!? you're tall, you're strong, you got a big package under those pants

ch: heh...thanks for the compliment bro...but it's true

sh: well come with me i got something for us!

ch: is it your wife's tits?

sh: my wife's a slut but she won't do that man!

ch:..now i'm worried that you admitted that openly...but i don't give a shit!

they fistbump again

sh: but seriously come with me

cb: alright man god!

they go into a small room: a replica of their college room

ch: holy shit!?

sh: impressed?

ch: hell yes!

they hanged out of the rest of the day until cannonball had to go home

sh: bye mate!

ch: bye bro!

he got on the train a went back to ponyville