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                      here we go....                       
                    -by cannondunk232-                     
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                   well shit...i'm drunk                   
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well shit...i'm drunk
here we go....chapter 1: well shit...i'm drunk
cb: ....ow my head...where the fu-! holy shit!
*what you see before you is a bar fight turned into a orgy*
cb:...this is what happens when i'm on break or drunk...and i'm the bartender
*you see your boss berry punch having the time of her live*
cb:...boner sustained~ well back to work for me i guess...
*five hours later...closing time you clock out and open the door with your magic*
cb: it's been a long day...but why do i feel like shit?...no one wished me a happy birthday last year...i got no party because pinky pie was sick and forgot about me..do people hate me that much?
*your home was simple...but cosy as well...so you go to sleep*

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                       the next day                        
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the next day
here we go.... chapter 2: the next day
you wake up ass naked in the bathtub.....
cb:...holy bloody shit nuts....well time to get to work..
you get dressed in red t-shirt white jacket and blue jeans and of course your crash helmet
cb: time for a shit day...god i hate my life
you go to the bar and stand at the counter
bp: your *hic* late cannon!
cb: shit...i no i'm sorry i'll try to get here on tim....are you drunk berry?
bp: no!
she falls to the ground... and you realise she's not wearing pants...or panteys
cb:...my god that's a sweet ass...i'm lucky she's drunk  or i would have got a slap to the face...well i'm not cleaning that up...i'm going back to work...
five minutes later...and she's being fucked while asleep...again
cb: this is going to be a LONG day...

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                    here we go....again                    
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here we go....again
here we go....chapter 3: here we go....again
berry gave you some time off so you're going to visit your old college roommate in the crystal empire: shining armor... also known as "mega bro"
cb: holy shit...this train has a shit name..."friendship express" my ass
c: now arriving at the crystal empire!
cb: fuck yes! time to see mega bro!
you get off the train and go to the castle
g: halt! state your business here!
cb: i'm the prince's old roommate....now let me through
g: o-of course sir! right this way mr...?
cb: cannonball
g: of course sir,come with me sir!
the guard took cannonball to the throne room were mega bro was sitting
sh:...cannon?!
cb: hey there mega bro!
he got up and walked to were cannonball was standing and fistpump each other
cb: wow bro...look at you?! your a fuckin' prince now...and i'm just a bartender
sh:...no your not! your a chick magnet!? you're tall, you're strong, you got a big package under those pants
ch: heh...thanks for the compliment bro...but it's true
sh: well come with me i got something for us!
ch: is it your wife's tits?
sh: my wife's a slut but she won't do that man!
ch:..now i'm worried that you admitted that openly...but i don't give a shit!
they fistbump again
sh: but seriously come with me
cb: alright man god!
they go into a small room: a replica of their college room
ch: holy shit!?
sh: impressed?
ch: hell yes!
they hanged out of the rest of the day until cannonball had to go home
sh: bye mate!
ch: bye bro!
he got on the train a went back to ponyville