A Tale of a Suitor and a Son

by superfunnelc

Rating: teen
Tags: Original Character, Comedy, Princess Celestia, Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Romance
Length: 7262

Celestia's son, and her coltfriend must compete for her affection

After a normal day of being a radio show host, White Noise receives a fan letter asking him out on a date, being the stallion that he is, he accepts only when he arrives at the park, where he was supposed to meet his date he finds out that it is none other then Princess Celestia. However being in a relationship with Celestia comes at a price, and White Noise finds out that price is competing for Celestia's affection with her son, Prince SeaBreeze. Who will prevail Suitor, or Son?

Published 2012-07-02 04:34:02 UTC
Last updated 2013-02-24 05:11:22 UTC

The Letter

It was a normal day for White Noise, he and his friend Grey Byte were just finishing up their radio show, Radio Equestria.

"Well guys it looks like its that time again, so once again this has been White Noise." Said White Noise.

"And Grey Byte." Said Grey Byte.

"Signing out." They both said as the on air sign turn off.

"Well let's head home Grey." Said White as the two of them left the room.

"Hey guys, its fan mail day." Said a mail room worker carrying a large mail bag.

"Alright, hand it over then." Said White as the worker handed the bag to Grey.

"Have a good day, guys." Said the mail room worker walking away.

"You too." said White as he and Grey exited the radio station.

"Now let's head home." Said Grey readjusting the mail bag slung over his back.

10 Minutes later, White and Grey's Apartment

"Now, let's see what we got here." Said Grey as dropped the mail bag down on the floor of the apartment.

"I love you. Have my foals. Looks like the usual." Said White shorting though the letters.

"Hey White, got one for you with no return address." Said Grey handing the letter to White.

"Hm, the letter says. I have been listening to your show for the longest time, and I have even gotten my sister to listen as well, she was at first reluctant but soon she came to be a huge fan of both of you. Now I have personally had a crush on you White, and I was wondering if we could meet at the park tonight, say around 6:00. Signed- A Fan." Said White reading the letter out loud.

"Well?" Said Grey.

"Well, what?" Said White.

"Are you going to meet, this fan?" Said Grey.

"Buck no!" Said White.

"Why? For all you know it could be a hot mare." Said Grey.

"For all you know it could be rapist, trying to lure me into a false sense of security." Said White.

"How about this, you go to the park and meet this fan. I will be in a bush watching if anything happens I will help you." Said Grey.

"Alright fine." Said White. "What time does it say to meet them at?"

"Six o'clock." Said Grey.

"That's in 30 minutes." Said White.

"Well then, you better get ready." Said Grey.

30 Minutes later, The Park

"Come on where is that pony?" Said White as he sat on a park bench.

"I am sure that, whoever sent the letter is just a little late." Said Grey from the bush he was hiding in.

"I just don't know." Said White as he began to glow.

"White , why are you glowing?" Said Grey.

"Oh, this isn't going to end in my favor." Said White as he was teleported away.

"Wait, he had the keys to the apartment. Well time to go break into my own home." Said Grey as he walked towards the apartment.

CanterLot Castle

"Oh, my head. Where am I?" Said White rubbing his head.

"Please, don't be alarmed my little pony." Said a voice.

"Oh, no." Said White, knowing that only two ponies said that, Celestia and Luna.

"Now I am sure you are wondering why you are here." Said the voice as she approached White revealing itself to be Princess Celestia.

"Kinda, ya." Said White.

"Well, I assume that you got my letter then." Said Celestia.

"Wait, your letter!?" Said White.

"Yes I did, and I meant every word of it." Said Celestia.

"Why now?" Said White. After White finished saying that sentence, Celestia's mood shifted to that of sadness.

"I'd rather not talk about that, right now. But you are just in time for dinner, come." Said Celestia as she led Whit to the Dinning Hall.

"After you." Said White.

"Being a gentlestallion, I see." Said Celestia as White opened the door for her.

"Certainly better then my place." Said White as he entered the dinning room behind Celestia.

"Ah, sister it is good to see you finally joining us, and I see you have gone though with your plan." Said Luna in the royal CanterLot voice for which she is famous from.

"Yes, Luna. I would have been here sooner, but somepony hid the book that held the spell that I needed to bring White here." Said Celestia looking at a pony that White had not noticed, the pony was a stallion of medium build, with a brown coat, and a red and blue striped mane.

"What? It was a joke." Said the stallion.

"White meet my, son SeaBreeze. SeaBreeze meet, White Noise." Said Celestia.

"Hey." Said SeaBreeze.

"Wait, you have a son?!" Cried White in surprise.

"Yes, when he was born I overturned a few restraining orders against, certain reporters in exchange for not taking pictures or writing articles about SeaBreeze without his consent." Said Celestia. " I allowed them to publish one newspaper article about his birth, ponies flocked to the castle to try to catch a glimpse of SeaBreeze, but after awhile they respected our privacy and stopped."

"Amazing. But what about his father?" Said White, and from the looks of the faces around him he knew he struck a nerve.

"SeaBreeze's father, is no longer with us, and let's leave it at that." Said Celestia as she took a seat at the head of the table, and motioned White to take a seat.

"I am sorry." Said White as he took a seat next to Luna.

"Servants! Bring us the feast!" Said Luna as servants brought platters of food out of the kitchen.

"Thank you." Said SeaBreeze as a servant placed a bowel of salad in front of him.

"For you sir." Said a waiter who placed a bowel of salad similar to the one SeaBreeze had, when a hawk flew into the dinning room, and landed next to White.

"There's a note attached to it." Said White taking the message and reading it.

"What does it say?" Said Celestia.

"Looks like Grey was arrested for braking into our apartment, and I have to go to the police station and clear his name. It can wait." Said White.

"Well then, let dinner begin." Said Celestia as everypony began to eat, while Grey Byte is still trapped in a jail cell.

End of Chapter

(A/N: Well let me tell you that this is kinda a collab with me, and White Noise who owns White Noise, and Grey Byte owns Grey Byte. So ya)

The Movie

The Movie

We join our characters, where we last left off, eating dinner.

"I still can't believe, that you Princess Celestia had a crush on me." Said White Noise.

"Neither can I." Grumbled SeaBreeze, earning a glare from Celestia.

"I don't know why it's just something about you, that reminds me of, SeaBreeze's father." Said Celestia as she shed a lone tear.

"Is it my dashing good looks?" Said White.

"Unbelievable." Said SeaBreeze under his breath.

"The feast, hast ended! We shall now retire to the kin room, for merriment!" Bellowed Luna in the royal Canterlot voice.

"What?" Said White.

"She means; dinner is over. Let's go to the family room, and watch a movie." Said Celestia.

"Oh, okay." Said White, as the four of them got up and exited the dinning hall.

"So, Lulu what movie have you picked out?" Said Celestia.

"Please have sound. Please have sound." Said SeaBreeze under his breath, earning him another glare from Celestia.

"The movie we have picked is, Daring Doo 2: The Temple of Destruction; and stop calling us Lulu! " Said Luna holding up a DVD case with her magic.

"Excellent choice Lulu." Said Celestia, earning Luna's patented "You will wake up with your horn dyed brown, your coat colored blue, and your wings colored red" look.

"Shall we unveil the surprise now, sister?" Said Luna.

"Surprise? What surprise?" Said SeaBreeze as they came up to the family room door.

"Oh, just this." Said Celestia opening the door reveling, Cadance, and Shining Armor.

"Cadance!" Yelled SeaBreeze as he ran towards her and gave her a tackle hug.

"I missed you too. Hows my little Breeze doing?" Said Cadance.

"I missed you." Said SeaBreeze.

"You didn't answer my question; and you know what that means." Said Cadance.

"Oh, no. Not the-!" Said SeaBreeze.

"Tickle Monster!" Said Cadance as she began to tickle SeaBreeze with her wings.

"What is going on?" Said White under his breath.

"You see White, Cadance was SeaBreeze's foalsitter, when he was a foal; and ever since then the two of them have been great friends." Said Celestia smiling.

"Cadance, stop please!" Said SeaBreeze barely containing his laughter.

"I will, if you answer my question. How is my little Breeze doing?" Said Cadance.

"Great! I am doing great!" Said SeaBreeze almost at the point letting loose his laughter.

"That is good to hear." Said Cadance as she stopped tickling SeaBreeze.

"Sorry I couldn't be at your wedding. I was acting as an ambassador to the Dragon King, something about his son, and mom's personal student. Truth be told my tutor did most of the talking." Said SeaBreeze sheepishly.

"Tutor?" Said White.

"Yes tutor. SeaBreeze attends a class along with two of his friends, that is taught by a very old friend of mine, who acts as SeaBreeze's tutor as well as a guardian when I am not there." Said Celestia.

"SeaBreeze I would like you to meet, my husband; Shining Armor. I believe you two already know each other?" Said Cadance.

"You could say that." Said SeaBreeze.

"Yes he, and his friends gave a quarter of the palace guards, Poison Joke. When they put it in their armor. 30 guards' gender was changed! A lot of clopping was done that night." Said Armor.

"I'll admit, that was not my finest work." Said SeaBreeze.

"Then what is your finest work?" Said Armor.

"I'd rather not spoil it, but I will say this. If I were you I would not take a shower for a few weeks." Smirked SeaBreeze.

"Why you little!" Said Armor walking towards SeaBreeze.

"Hey, I have an idea let's start the movie before, I end up married to somepony who was badly pranked." Said Cadance.

"I second the motion." Said Luna putting the disk into the player, as everypony laid down on the rugs that covered the room's floor. Cadance, and Shining cuddling together a blanket, SeaBreeze laying his head down on his mothers lap, with Luna laying next to them, and finally we have White laying next to Celestia just opposite of Luna.

"We find our hero; Daring Doo, trekking though the the dangerous Jungle of Vivaldi, her canteen empty, and running out of food!" Said the narrator as the movie began

*45 Minutes later*

"Kalimah, kalimah!" Said the the crazy cult leader, in the movie as he pulled the heart out of a stallion, as Daring Doo and her companions watched on in horror.

"Now is the perfect time to put my plan into action!" Thought White as he fake yawned, and stretched his wing across Celestia's back.

"Don't even think about!" Whispered SeaBreeze in a menacing tone to White who brought back his wing.

"That could have gone better." Thought White.

*1 Hour Later*

"Thank you so much, Daring without your help our village would have never survived!" Said A village elder.

"It was nothing, all in a days work for, Daring Doo!" Said Daring Doo, as the credits rolled.

"Well that was an excellent way to spend a night wouldn't you agree?" Said Celestia.

"Absolutely, Aunt Celestia. Thanks again for inviting us." Said Cadance as her and Shining, left the room and went home.

"What do you think White?" Said Celestia.

"Better then paying to see it at a theater." Said White.

"And, what did you think SeaBreeze?" Said Celestia.

"Zzzzzz." Said SeaBreeze who was fast asleep.

"Aw, look at him. This reminds me of when he was a foal, he would fall asleep when he was nursing, and I would have to lay there until he woke up. I had to hold court in my room, about 546 different times." Said Celestia.

"Wait why would you have to lay there until he woke up?" Said White.

"Have you ever woken up a foal who just fell asleep? It's not fun." Said Celestia.

"Couldn't you have just used your magic?" Said White.

"Why didn't I think of that?" Said Celestia facehoofing.

"Well why don't you use it now?" Said White standing up.

"Might as well." Said Celestia, as her horn began to glow lifting SeaBreeze onto her back.

"What's with all the pictures on the wall?" Said White noticing a wall covered with pictures of ponies.

"This is the wall where the pictures, of members of the royal family, and those the heroes that died defending it, are hung? Said Celestia looking at one picture in particular that was next to, two other pictures and all of those pictures were resting on a self that read "Killed defending the Princess, and her son. They will never be forgotten."

"That's SeaBreeze's father isn't it?" Said White looking at the center picture.

"Yes, it is. His name was Drift, he was one of few that I can truly trust." Said Celestia, as her eyes began to water.

"Hey, listen it's gonna be okay." Said White comforting Celestia.

"Thank you, now let's get SeaBreeze to bed." Said Celestia and White walked towards SeaBreeze's room.

"We like who they just forgot about us!" Said Luna now alone in the family room.

*Meanwhile at Canterlot Jail*

"Come on, where is White?" Said Grey Byte pacing his cell that he shared with one other stallion, who had a bar of soap for a Cutie Mark.

"Hey, pretty boy, you wanna learn something?" Said the stallion

"Sure what?" Said Grey.

"You dropped the soap." Said the stallion right into Greys ears.

"Oh, buck me!" Said Grey.

"That is what I intend to do." Said the stallion, it later took 10 guards, and a blowtorch to get the stallion off of Grey who at that time was mentally scarred for the rest of his life.

*End of Chapter*

The Attack

We join our characters White Noise, and Grey Byte eating breakfast the morning after White's date with Celestia.

"So what your saying is that you got raped in jail?" Said White munching on a piece of toast.

"Yes I did. Also why did it take you so long to get me out?" Said Grey.

"Dude, I was on a date." Said White.

"Fair enough. But I gotta ask, who are you dating?" Said Grey.

"Well, she has a son, and her last coltfriend who was the father of her son died." Said White.

"Ya ya ya, but what's her name?" Said Grey taking a sip of coffee.

"Celestia." Said White.

"What!?" Said Grey spitting out his mouthful of coffee.

"I am dating Celestia." Repeated White.

"How are you dating Celestia?" Said Grey.

"She said something about me reminds me about her last coltfriend." Said White.

"Seriously? Even though I would love to ask you more, we have to get to the station." Said Grey.

"Oh, shoot. Your right." Said White as he stood up and walked towards the door. "Oh, Grey when we are on the air do not say anything about who I am dating, all we are going to say is that I am off the market."

"Got it." Said Grey as they exited their apartment and began to walk towards the radio station.

*10 Minutes Later*

"Good morning Equestria! I am White Noise, and he is Grey Byte and this is Radio Equestria!" Said White into the microphone.

"Now I would like to say something that happened quite recently, last night White Noise got a marefriend." Said Grey into the mic. "Now I know what some of our female listeners are saying. Who is that mare so that I may rip her a new one?! However I will not tell you who White's marefriend is."

"Thank you, Grey for informing the world of my social life." Said White. "Now it's time for some music."

"I am thinking Sapphire Shores." Said Grey as he played a song. "So tell me more about your date."

"What is there to tell? I had dinner, Shining Armor and Cadance came over to watch a movie, and Celestia and I walked while she carried her son to his room." Said White.

"How old his her son?" Said Grey.

"I don't know, I am guessing 14, maybe 15." Said White.

"You know I think I would have know about something like that." Said Grey.

"Well it's a long story." Said White.

*Meanwhile at Canterlot Castle*

We find, the young Prince SeaBreeze in an apparent fight to the death with two other Pegasus.

"You'll never defeat me!" Shouted SeaBreeze as leap over the two other ponies and delivered sharp kicks to their legs.

"Come on! You really think that will defeat me!" Said one of the ponies, who we will refer to as Pony 1.

"Same here!" Shouted the other pony who we will refer to as Pony 2.

"Sounds like the two of you are asking for a flank whooping!" Said SeaBreeze as he leap into the air and began to corkscrew, and use his limbs like flails.

"Holy C-!" Was all Pony 2 manged to say before SeaBreeze's hoof collided with his forehead knocking him out cold.

"Son of a-." Said Pony 1 before being knocked to the ground by SeaBreeze.

"Looks like I win again. What do you think Mr.Charger?" Said SeaBreeze as a pony who was standing in the shadow emerges, that pony was SeaBreeze's tutor, and guardian Silent Charger.

"Looks like it SeaBreeze." Said Charger.

"Sorry Blue, old friend better luck next time." Said SeaBreeze as he helped up his friend Blue Breeze who is not related to SeaBreeze what so ever.

"Thanks. Now what are we going to do about Graze?" Said Blue pointing to the unconscious pony Razor Graze.

"W-what happened?" Said Graze waking up.

"Never mind." Said Blue.

"Well it looks like SeaBreeze wins again, honestly guys if I didn't know any better I would think you two were going easy on him because he was the prince." Said Charger.

"No they are not, I am just great at fighting." Said SeaBreeze.

"Very well, you three have two hour break, now if you will excuse me, some guard recruit thought it funny to steal one of my text books." Said Charger as he unfolded his bat like wings and flew off towards the guard barracks.

"I pity that recruit." Said Blue.

"Ya same here." Said SeaBreeze.

"So Sea, I heard your mom has a new flame." Said Graze.

"Don't bring that up, my father was the only pony that was good enough for my mother." Snapped SeaBreeze.

"Would you lock him in a room with 173?" Asked Blue as the trio began to walk towards the dinning hall.

"Dear Celestia no! No living being deserves to be locked in a room with 173. Instead I would lock him in a room with 682. To me, White is a little bit above D-Class." Said SeaBreeze.

"A little bit above D-Class? Your being soft." Joked Blue.

"While we are on related topics, tell me. Does 343 exist? If anypony were to know It would be you." Said Graze.

"Graze, 343 is my grandmother." Said SeaBreeze.

"Wait, does that mean 173 is r-." Said Blue.

"I'm joking. Or am I?" Said SeaBreeze as they entered the dinning hall.

"Wait why did we come here again?" Said Graze.

"White might be a little bit above D-Class but let's see how dedicated he is to my mother. Blue gather up all of the ray garlic you can find. Graze I need you to get three gas masks, it is time to attack." Said SeaBreeze as his minions, ran off to get the items

"What did you call us?"

"Minions. Why?"

"You are going down!"

"Not likely"

"Who are you?"

"A better question would be, how are you talking to me?"

"I have no Idea."

Okay don't know how that happened anyway *Mean While at the radio station 1 hour later*

"So White when is your next date with your marefriend?" Said Grey on air.

"Actually I am heading over to her place for lunch, so see you guys later." Said White as he left.

"Well this is awkward." Said Grey.

"Ya it kinda is."

"Who was that?!" Said Grey.

"Wait, you can hear me?"

"Ya." Said Grey.

"Oh shoot son."

Sorry about that guys, I couldn't resist *Back at Canterlot Castle 10 minutes later*

"Ah, you must be White Noise." Said Charger approaching White who had sneaked in though the garden.

"Who wants to know?" Said White

"Silent Charger, I am the Prince's tutor. His mother sent me to find you, the court is lasting longer then usual, so she has to postpone the date for an hour or so.

"How long have you been SeaBreeze's tutor?" Said White.

"Only a few years, but I have protected the young prince since a little bit before he was born. His mother and I go back." Said Charger.

"How long?" Said White.

"A few thousand years. When she found out she was pregnant Celestia, wanted an old friend to give her advice and she sent Drift to find me, and here I am." Said Charger

"So you were her when SeaBreeze's father died?" Said White.

"Yes I was, I could have prevented those three guards from paying the ultimate price, but I was reluctant to pick up a blade once again." Said Charger sighing.

"Could you tell me the story?" Said White.

"Why would I tell you?" Said Charger.

"Because SeaBreeze hates me and I don't know why." Said White.

"Very well. It was a crisp fall morning after the Grand Galloping Gala, the prince was only a few months old."

*Flash Back*

Security was low because most of the guards had pulled a double shift during the Gala, Prince SeaBreeze and two other foals Razor Graze, and Blue Breeze were being watched by Princess Cadance who had setup a small overnight daycare for them in one of the many extra rooms of the palace. Graze, and Blue were both sons of guards, high ranking guards mind you and SeaBreeze, well other then being Celestia's son he was also the son of the head of the guard, Captain Drift.

I had become somewhat of an adviser to Celestia, but other then that I was just there to protect SeaBreeze. Celestia and I were walking over to where Cadance had setup the daycare.

"So what your saying is that nothing happened between you and Luna?" Said Celestia.

"Not necessarily, your highness." I said.

"Charger we've known each other for thousands of years. Call me Tia." Said Celestia.

*Present Day*

"Hold up! How could you have known the Princess for thousands of years?!" Said White.

"It was back during the Griffin War, it was the day I got my Cutie Mark. I saw my parent killed in front of me, in anger I picked up their swords and slaughtered the Griffins. In disgust in exiled myself to the Ever free Forest. How I am still alive is a mystery." Said Charger.

"Well that explains it." Said White.

"Yes, now as I was saying." Said Charger.

*Flash Back*

"Sure thing Tia." I said as we neared the door to the daycare as I felt a disturbance. " Wait."

"What?" Said Celestia.

"I feel a disturbance in the force. Or it might be that burrito I had for breakfast." I said as the mothers of Graze, and Blue arrived.

"Celestia, Charger." Said Blue's mother.

"Ladies." I said as Celestia opened the door to the daycare reveling a scene of mild chaos. Upon seeing the chaos even though it was not much I instinctively looked in the direction of the discord statue.

"Relax Charger." Said Celestia.

"Ah, I take it you are here for your foals?" Said Cadance.

"Yes Cadance we are." Said Celestia "So did anything interesting happen?"

"Not really, other then the foals sorta had a pirate battle, I think they used grapes for cannon balls. Get it grape shot." Said Cadance sheepishly.

"Okay then. SeaBreeze come here." Said Celestia in a soft tone, which made SeaBreeze, start crawling towards Celestia, who when SeaBreeze got near her picked him up and placed him on her back. "It's a shame his aunt does not even know about it."

"Yes it is." I said as the other two mothers picked their foals up.

"Thanks again Cadance." Said Celestia.

"Anytime Aunt Celestia." Said Cadance as Drift ran though the hallway and entered the daycare.

"Private Penning, and Sargent Whiting, are dead a window is broken. There are assassins in the palace!" Said Drift.

"This is horrible." Said Cadance.

"I know." I said. "They owed me 20 Bits apiece, from when I beat them in Uno."

"I told all of the guards I past, we are ready." Said Drift as Graze's, and Blue's fathers arrived at the daycare.

"Tia, Cadance you, the foals, and their mothers get inside the room and barricade the doors. we will stand guard out here." I said as the mare rushed into the daycare.

"Be careful." Said Celestia.

"We will, your highness." The four of us said together as the doors shut.

"Well, well, well. What do we have here?" Said a voice.

"Who's there!?" Shouted Drift.

"The doom of the royal family." Said another voice as three ponies appeared from the shadows. An Earth pony, a unicorn, and a Pegasus.

"Charger guard the door. Do not let them though." Said Drift as he pulled out his sword, and the two other guard followed suit.

"You three think you can stop us?" Said the unicorn.

"We will!" Said Drift.

"Well then, come and get us." Said the earth pony.

"As you wish." Said Drift as he and the other guards rush the assassins. The battle raged for three minutes before a single drop of blood was spilled, it was Drift's.

"Awwwww!" Shouted Drift as he fell to the floor clutching his side, the other two guards formed a a protective circle around him.

"Well it looks like, the mate of the tyrant isn't as powerful as he thought he was." Smirked the unicorn as him and the other assassins circled.

"You wont win that easy!" Said Graze's father slicing at the Pegasus' throat, resulting in the Pegasus falling to the floor dead.

"You may have killed one of us, but we will win." Said the unicorn the him and the earth pony charged the protective circle, swords swinging. They manged to inflict mortal wounds upon the two guards, but now before, the unicorn's horn was sliced off, and the earth knocked out cold.

"Magic or no magic I will still kill the tyrant and her spawn." Said the unicorn as he picked up his sword and charged me with it. I charged him we met in the middle. I was dodging his attacks, while delivering attacks with my hooves.

(It helps if you play This)

"I will never allow the Princess or her son, to be harmed!" I shouted, as I threw a punch at the unicorn's head knocking him out cold.

"Charger." Said Drift weakly

"Drift, are you okay?" I said rushing to his side.

"Charger I am not going to live. I've lost too much blood, but I can die happy knowing that Celestia, and my son are safe." Said Drift, as the door to the daycare slowly opened.

"MEDIC! WE NEED A MEDIC OVER HERE!" I shouted as Celestia ran out of the room.

"No, Drift. Not now! Not Now!" Screamed Celestia as a company of guards came rushing over.

"Whats going on?" Said Cadance poking her head out from the door can catching a glimpse at the scene unfolding. "Oh, Celestia."

"Drift please no!" Said Celestia with tears in her eyes, as SeaBreeze slipped though the door and crawled over to his mother's side.

"Dear, please don't cry. I've lived a good live." Said Drift to Celestia, and to SeaBreeze he said. "Son, protect your mother, and know that I have always been proud of you. Goodbye son." Said Drift as he slowly closed his eyes for the last time. Within minutes the other two dying guards said the same thing to their wives, and sons and died as well.

"What the hell took you so long?" I said to a guard.

"Well you see." Said the guard.

"Let me guess, Uno tournament." I said.

"Ya." Said the guard looking down. I saw some of the other guards carrying the the unicorn, and the earth pony to the dungeon. While another group but the other assassin in a body bag.

The funereal was a few days later, there was not a dry eye anywhere, the day was declared a national day of mourning. The assassins were tried later that same day, it brought me joy to see them hanging.

*End Flashback*

"That is the story of how SeaBreeze's father died." Said Charger.

"Thank you, I think I know why SeaBreeze hates me now." Said White as Celestia walked up behind the two.

"I see that the two of you have met." Said Celestia.

"I take it that court has finished." Said Charger.

"Yes it has, now White if you will follow me." Said Celestia.

"Sure." Said White as Celestia lead him to a candle lit room, with two plates of pasta, and a radio.

"Sit down, and let's see how Grey is doing by himself." Said Celestia as she took a seat followed by White who turned the radio on.

*Meanwhile at the radio station, inside the vents*

"Alright, so Blue drops the garlic bomb into the room, and then we bolt. Any questions?" Said SeaBreeze.

"Nope." Said Blue.

"None here." Said Graze.

"Good, now Blue deploy the bomb." Said SeaBreeze as he removed the vent cover.

"Yes sir." Said Blue as he lit the fuse on the cannon ball like bomb, and dropped it into the room.

"Ah, what is that smell?" Said Grey Byte.

"That's what you get for dating my mom!" Shouted SeaBreeze as he and his friends ran away from the scene.

*Meanwhile at the castle*

"Ah, what is that smell?" Said Grey over the radio.

"That's what you get for dating my mother!" Shouted SeaBreeze over the radio.

"Looks like Grey just took a garlic bomb for you." Said Celestia.

"Well, it looks like SeaBreeze really hates me." Said White.

"Well, let's just see if my student and her friends can change his mind." Said Celestia as she began writing a letter.

End of Chapter

(A/N: I suck at writing fight scenes so sorry. I got back from camp this week, and on the third day one of my counselors set his drawer on fire to kill the ants in it, no joke. Also who got the 173, 682 and D-Class references?)

The Summons

"No Spike, the book of conspiracy theories go with the other books, that have some truth in them but are mostly lies, not with the books that are entirely made up of lies." Twilight Sparkle begins double checking one of her many check lists.

"But, Twilight this book is full of lies, I mean one of the stories is that Celestia has a son. I mean how crazy is that." Spike takes the book in question and places it on a selves on the opposite side of the room.

"Actually Spike, that is one of the true ones."

"What?!" Spike yells as Rainbow Dash falls out of the tree branches where she was napping.

"What's this about Celestia having a son?" Rainbow bursts in after getting up from the ground.

"Well, he is about the same age we are, he is rather polite for royal." Twilight is interrupted as Rarity jumps though the window.

"Polite royal where?!" Rarity screams.

"Rarity calm down, Twilight was just explaining.

"Fine, if I must." Rarity pulls up her sofa and lays down on it.

"As I was saying he is kinda cute, hes strong, and you can just get lost in his eyes." Twilight sighs.

"You sound like you had something with him." Says Rarity.

"We only went on a few dates, two years ago when Princess Celestia asked us to out with each other, since we were at each others throats, trying to spend time with her. I wanted to talk about magic, while he just wanted to relax with her and talk about his father, who died when he was a foal."

"Well, it sounds like a case of single parent-step sibling syndrome. Where a new addition to a family rocks the balance because the new sibling is trying to spend time with the single parent, it is at this point that the first sibling begins to grow jealous of the step sibling causing conflict." Sates Rarity earning a few stares from the assembled ponies. "What? I took a community collage course in family consoling in case my boutique didn't make enough money."

"Wait, why couldn't you all three talk about magic?" Asks Rainbow.

"Well, the prince, SeaBreeze is a Pegasus so, he cant use magic."

"Wait, how does that work?" Asks Rainbow.

"You see Rainbow, SeaBreeze's father was a Pegasus, and the Pegasus genes are a dominant trait, while the Alicorn gene, is a recessive one."

"In Equestrian please."

"SeaBreeze's father would have to be an Alicorn, for him to be one." Sighs Twilight.

"Twilight, it feels like something is coming up." Spike says before belching out a scroll, that Twilight catches with her magic, and begins to read it.

Dear, Twilight Sparkle

I am sure that you remember my son Seabreeze. (How could you not) SeaBreeze is being rather hostile towards my new coltfriend, White Noise, so I invite you and the other elements to come to Canterlot and talk to my little colt, so that he will not interfere with my love life, and that he and White Noise, will discover the magic of friendship.

Yours truly, Princess Celestia

"Looks like Celestia wants us to go talk some sense into that colt." Rainbow says as she leans against a book self.

"Rainbow, please no violence."

"It all matters on that what that pony does."

"Fine. Rarity, can you and Rainbow go get the rest of the girls?"

"Of course darling. Come along Rainbow." Rarity says as she exits, with Rainbow in tow.

"Twilight, how come I never knew abut SeaBreeze?" Spike asks.

"Spike, you met him many times. Remember the time that he helped me study the history of the Pegasus?"

"Oh yeah. I remember him calling all of the Pegasus in Cloudsdale, scumbag perfectionists." Spike chuckles at the memory.

0o0o0

"Man, you guys did great." SeaBreeze says as Blue, Graze, and him fly back to the castle.

"What can I say we are the best." Graze says.

"Uh, guys hate to be a downer, but what are the chances of our moms hearing our attack, on the radio?" Asks Blue.

"Almost one hundred percent." Says SeaBreeze.

"Time for using the M word, and puppy dog eyes?" Asks Graze.

"You know it." Says SeaBreeze as they land in the castle garden. "Now maybe if we act like nothing happened then, maybe they will believe that we had nothing to do with the garlic bombing."

"Do you really think they will but it?" Asks Blue.

"No."

"Just checking." The three enter the foyer, where their mothers, and White Noise were waiting for them.

"Oh, buck." Says Graze.

"Scatter!" Shouts SeaBreeze as he runs towards the east wing of the castle, while Graze and Blue try to run to the north and south sides but end up running into each other.

"Razor Graze!" Shouts Graze's mother.

"Yes, mommy?"

"Come her, now." Graze walks slowly towards his mother's side, while Blue tries to sneak away.

"Blue, here now." Says Blue's mother.

"Okay, mommy." Blue walks towards his mother's sides

"Now, I have to go find SeaBreeze." Celestia walks towards the east wing.

0o0o0

"Hey dad. Yeah, I am in trouble again. I was protecting mom, but she doesn't want it. Alright thanks dad." SeaBreeze finishes talking to his father's grave, just as Celestia enters the castle's graveyard.

"SeaBreeze, we need to talk."

"Maybe I don't want to talk."

"No, we have to talk now."

"About what?"

"About how you keep interfering with my love life!"

"Mom, I am just protecting you, like dad did."

"SeaBreeze, I don't want protection. I want you and your friends to stop interfering with my love life."

"Well, maybe I don't want to lose you like I lost dad!" SeaBreeze yells, as tears begin to stream down his face.

"SeaBreeze, your not going to lose me." Celestia hugs SeaBreeze

SeaBreeze breaks out of the embrace, "Well, how do you know?"

"Because we have access to something, that we didn't have back then. The Elements of Harmony."

"I know all about your student and her friends. You spent more time, with Sparkle then you did with me!"

"SeaBreeze t-that's not true." Tears begin to form on Celestia's face.

"Yes it is, and we both know it, and those dates you sent us on. They were nothing more then publicity stunts! Face it, you love her more than you love me!" SeaBreeze shouts.

"SeaBreeze, how could you says such a thing?" Celestia breaks down crying. SeaBreeze just looks at her and flies off to another part of the caste, as Shining Armor rushes to Celestia's side.

"Your highness! Is anything broken?" Shining kneels down next to Celestia.

"Just my heart."

The Confrontation

"SeaBreeze, we know that you are upset." Luna says stopping SeaBreeze outside of his room.

"Upset? Upset is when you ask somepony when the foal is due, and it turns out their just fat. Upset is when you lose a bet. I am just trying to do my job."

"SeaBreeze, it is not your job to protect, Celestia." Luna says

"It might as well be, you know the solar guards aren't worth squat.

"However true that may be, what you said was unacceptable."

"Aunt Luna, you might not have been around for my foalhood, but every single word that I said was true!" SeaBreeze walks into his room, and slams the door behind him.

"Things were better back in the day." Luna walks off, shaking her head.

0o0o0

"Its alright, Celestia, everything is going to be fine." White tries to comfort the crying Celestia, who was laying in bed.

"No its not White, each of those words was like a dagger, slicing at my heart." Tears run down Celestia's face.

"Trust me, everything will be fine." White says as Twilight Sparkle enters the room.

"Princess Celestia?" Twilight walks up to Celestia.

"Twilight Sparkle, you have long stood by my side though, thick and thin."

"Thank, you Princess".

"Twilight, could I ask a favor of you?'

"Of course Princess, what ever you need."

"Could you try to talk to SeaBreeze, Candace is coming, but she is still a few hours away."

"Of course Princess."

"Thank you, I know I can always count on you." Celestia says as Twilight walks out.

"Girls, gather around." Twilight says as she closes the door to Celestia's chambers, and her friends gather around her.

"What is it Twi?"

"Celestia wants us to talk to her son. They just had an argument, a rather one sided argument, that left her in tears."

"Why that no good punk." Rainbow, flaps her wings.

"Hold on Rainbow, SeaBreeze's attitude can be very hard to work with at times."

"How so, dear?" Rarity asks.

"Well, he is very headstrong, has a deep resentment of me, and has some serious mommy issues."

"Is that all? Darling, I am qualified to consul ponies with much more severe issues, this shouldn't take to long too long. I do have one more question, though?"

"What's that?"

"Where is SeaBreeze?"

"Follow me, his room should be where I remembered it." Twilight begins walking down one of the hallways.

"What do you mean should be?" Asks Rainbow.

"It's possible that he may have moved into a different room, after an incident that occurred, between the two of us."

"What sort of incident?" Asks Rainbow.

"I'd rather not talk about. All I am going to say was that a little bit of wine was involved." Twilight blushes.

"I don't get it." Pinkie blurts out. Flutter shy then whispers in Pinkie's ear, and Pinkie blushes. "Oh, gross."

"Princess Luna." Twilight says as Luna walks up to her.

"Twilight Sparkle, we take it that you are going to see, SeaBreeze?" Luna asks.

"Yes, why do you ask?"

"SeaBreeze is in one of his moods."

"Which one, the rage filled one, or the depressed crying one?"

"A little bit of both of them."

"Thank you for telling us, Princess."

"YOU ARE WELCOME, SUBJECT!" Luna shouts as she walks off.

"I hate it when she does that." Twilight mutters as she nears SeaBreeze's room.

"I like it, actually." Pinkie says.

"SeaBreeze you in there?" Twilight knocks on the door.

"Um, no this is Pedro. Me no know no SeaBreeze. Please come back never." SeaBreeze says in a fake Mexican accent.

"Hola Pedro, mi nombre es Pinkie Pie, es un placer conocerte." Pinkie Pie responds in perfect spanish.

"No hablo a español." SeaBreeze shouts back.

"Sprechen Sie, deutsch?" Pinkie asks, in less than perfect german.

"Geh zur Hölle! Scher dich zum Teufel!" SeaBreeze shouts.

"Ya bien, vers le haut du vôtre!" Pinkie shouts back.

"is eram nice sermo vobis." SeaBreeze shouts in Latin

"sensus est mutal." Pinkie responds.

"What were you saying?" Rarity asks.

"I have no idea." Pinkie Pie says.

Twilight rolls her eyes "SeaBreeze, we just want to talk with you."

"You want to talk to me?" The door to the room opens, and out walks SeaBreeze, "The only thing your talking has ever done is keep me away from my mother!"

"SeaBreeze, darling please just calm down, and take a nice deep breath." Rarity tried calming SeaBreeze down.

"Do you know what i have been though?! I saw my father die infornt of me when i was just a foal, when i stopped nurseing and went to the bottle, I was lucky to see my mom once every week. For most of my life, Cadance was my mother, she may not have been my real mother but, she was the closest thing i had to one."

"Well i" Rarity manges to say before being cut off by SeaBreeze

"Well you nothing! From here on out every single one of you are dead to me, especially you Twilight!" SeaBreeze walks back into his room and slams the door.

"Well Luna did say that he was in one of his moods. In comparasion with some of his other outbursts, this is rather tame."Twilight says.

"Let me talk to him."Fluttershy says.

"Are you sure Fluttershy?" Twilight asks

"Yes I am."

"Alright, now if i am remembering this right there should be a hidden switch somewhere." Twilight begins looking around until she pulls one of the candle holders on the wall, an audlible click sounds, the door opens, and Fluttershy walks in.

0o0o0

After ten minutes the girls begin to talk to themselves. "Shes been in there a long time." Says Applejack as the door opens.

End of Chapter