Author's Note

Eeyup, it was only a matter of time until I journeyed into fapable territory. Now, for those of you with a disgust for weird porn I’ve set up a border separating the lewd from the story, for those who wanna fap refer to Mung Daal for the estimated 3-4 thousand words (I went overboard with the smut) you are about to jump into. Death tag was added for reasons I will not spoil, but I promise it’s funny.

Anyways, you have been warned...

Sexual Encounters (of the Third Kind)

It was a hot day today, perfect weather to go out and do something with friends or family. Sadly though, it wasn’t such perfect weather for what Aria was doing, and that was her cardio run. She jogged down the street in a green pair of short shorts and a plain white tank, her hair tied into a pony tail so it’d stay out of her way. Yes she wasn’t looking her best today, but jogging about half a mile in expensive clothes was a big ‘fuck that shit’ in her book.

Aria rounded the corner and stopped to take a break, sweating up a flood under the hot sun hanging high above. “’pant’ ‘pant’ Fucking hell...” She wipes her forehead, flicking the slimy sweat off her wrist shortly after. “I gotta... Lay-off the junk food.” She continued to feel sweat drip down her forehead. “And buy a damn headband, too...” Aria needed shade and she needed it now, otherwise she was dying of heat-stroke. “Ninety in-’cough’ in Sep-fucking-tember...” Aria wined, wondering why she hasn’t bothered turning for home yet. “I need a fucking drink...” She looked around, that cafe across the street looked nice and cool but she didn’t see a crossing light anywhere to get to it. Aria wasn’t about to jaywalk either, she may be trash but even she has standards, and going to jail for jaywalking of all things is a serious blow to her pride. So what of her side of the street? Did she have any sources of shade to cool off in?... Sadly, no. Her side of the street was mostly a housing complex, with a few back-alleys. She could possibly go in one of the alley ways to cool off but then she’d be mugged and/or raped by somebody, and she wasn’t feeling all warm and tingly enough to wanna do that... Hmm, what to do, what to do...

“Thirst-ee?”

“Huh!? What!?” Aria jumped, as there was suddenly a girl beside her... A very weird girl. “Whoa, geez.” Aria held her chest in an effort to get her heart to slow. “Fuck, you scared the piss outta me.”

The girl was... Well, one would call her ‘odd’ at first glance. She wore this black blazer with a very long dress, which was a weird shade of maroon or something. Pale white skin with black, short spiky hair tied in pig tails. This chick’s choice of fashion couldn’t decide if it wanted to be elegant or formal or what... Oh, but probably the weirdest thing on her were these reddish-violet shades she had on... No, wait... Were they goggles? “Thirst-ee?” The girl repeated, breaking Aria out of her stare. “I havewat er...” Oookay, even weirder then her fashion statement was her English... The way she said it, it sounded kinda like she didn’t even know what she was saying herself. It was like she was given the words and just read them out from a script or something with no context.

Still though, despite this girl being odd she did have a bottle of water, which Aria quickly took. “Uh, yeah, thanks or-...” However, upon close examination of the bottle, the water kinda didn’t seem like water. “What the hell?...” It moved like water, sloshed like water, but something was off about how it looked. Seemed kinda... Thick? Was that the right word?... It kinda reminded Aria of her own vaginal fluids, gross as that may sound it was still a solid comparison.

She looked back at the girl, who stood there with a small smile. “Drink, yes?” The girl asked, pushing Aria on.

“Uhh... Where exactly did you get this water?” Aria asked.

“..... Where?” The girl just sorta... Stood there, motionless. Imagine, if you will, that the human mind had an off switch. It doesn’t completely cease function to the human body, but the mind pretty much stops working entirely. This was that girl, this was what the blank expression she had on said, and it really, really creeped Aria out... After around half a minute she finally spoke. “Fridge.” She responded in a deadpan, almost robotic tone. “Yes. Takefrom fridge.”

“Sooo... Fridge.” She swished the bottle around, watching the peculiar liquid splash around inside. “Yeah... Uh, I think I’ll-“ Aria suddenly felt something wriggle into her butt-crack. “Jesus!” Holy shit, was something in her pants!? She turned her head, expecting to find some pervert or a kid sticking a worm in her ass. But nobody was there, it was just her and the girl. “What the h-AH!” Then this ‘thing’ had touched her vagina and began to pet across the slit, Aria shuttered in response and dropped the bottle. “Ohoho!~ Oh fff-!...” Aria tried to keep her moaning as quiet as she could, a losing battle given this thing felt at least three times better then her own fingers for some reason. “W-w-wait! What are yOOOOOGH!” This thing had finally reached her clit, making her experience a pleasure that mankind could only dream of. “Gh... Ugh.....” She would be shamelessly howl in pleasure had her brain not turned into a toaster, she was just so overwhelmed with constant orgasm and endless pleasure that Aria.exe had stopped working. While Aria was drooling with toaster-brain syndrome the girl dragged her into a nearby alley, taking her all the way to the back, far from the prying ears of other people. Building up enough strength to momentarily endure the pleasure, Aria took notice to a thin, pinkish-red tube poking out from the girl’s dress and leading to... Oh dear lord. “W-wha... WhAhh!~” Aria tried, failing to speak as the electricity surging through her wiped her ability to think within seconds. “Ah... B-bahh.....” She felt a tugging at her clit, which would’ve multiplied her pleasure by five-fold had the human body not had a limit to how much pleasure it could experience at once.

“Hmm... Fighter.” The pleasure on her clit was dialed back by a very big margin, feeling like a light suckling at best. “Human... Talk withlust?... Rare.” The odd speech pattern was what brought Aria back from heaven, her brain slowly rebooting itself and processing everything that’s happening.

Aria regained the ability to think and recalled the pleasure she just experienced... Was it pleasure? Aria seemed to have trouble recalling that, strangely... WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE!!! She remembered the thing on her clit, and ohhh Jesus it’s still there! “What the hell~... are... Gh! Are y-OUUU!?!” Aria creamed herself then and there, this time being able to comprehend that she’d creamed herself. “Ahh! Oh! Oh, Jesus have mercy!” The sucking wouldn’t stop even after her orgasm had died, driving her sensitive skin to torturous levels of pleasure. “Please, I’m begging you to stop!” Oddly enough, the suckling had ceased altogether. “Eh-... Huh?”

“Calm... Listen...” The girl spoke, removing the goggles and revealing her eyes... Well, come to find out those goggles she had on didn’t have any lenses. No, those garnet gems were actually the girl’s real eyes... Holy fuck was Aria scared, whatever this girl was she wasn’t human. Those soulless pools of deep red were not something that humans, or even equiss-born species, could ever possess. But it didn’t end there, as slimy, creeping tentacles started to pour out from under the dress. They writhed and squirmed and squelched almost disgustingly. No, not almost, it was utterly stomach-turning just watching them move about blindly like a mass of worms. “I am...” The girl’s voice had changed, sounding much more Changeling-esque but with a sort of vibrating distortion to it. “In human-tongue... Elco...” Before Aria could scream bloody murder a thicker tentacle shot to her mouth and muffled her cries. It tasted vile, unbearably bitter, and the slimy texture nearly made her throw-up. “No tears...” Elco commanded. “No death... No pain...” Was this fucking nightmare trying to reassure her!? “Calm, yes.” Aria bit down on the tentacle in her mouth, showing Elco just how ‘calm’ she was. The thing retracted the tentacle with a light yelp, which slithered back under the dress. It made these odd clicking noises with its throat as a sort of warning, Aria gave her own form of ‘back the fuck off’ through a threatening glare. “Human... Mad?” Elco asked, immediately being awarded ‘Dumbest Question of the Fucking Century’.

Aria just glared at Elco, she was still utterly frightened but she was also full of moxie and anger. “Human fucking pissed-off!” She mocked in the creature’s poor English, reaching back and grabbing the tentacle in her ass crack. She pulled as hard as she could, a grave mistake as pulling on it only amplified the victim’s pleasure. Aria nearly came at the sudden burst of pleasure, losing all of her strength in the process. “Sh-Shit!~... Fuck.” Another jerk, this time from Elco. “Ah! Don’t fucking d-... Do that!”

“... Why?” Before Aria could even attempt to argue the pleasure came crashing back in her nub. She was left to grit her teeth as her pussy leaked with approval, powerless to fight back. “Feel good, yes?”

“T-!... T-Take it offff!~” She begged, curling up into a quivering ball of pleasure. It was the only form of defense she could manage to fight back against this feeling. “It feels... T-take it off of meee!”

“..... No.” With one final tug from Elco, Aria grunted and started to silently cum in her shorts yet again. The girlish grunts she made and the way she shook would’ve been down-right adorable (please don’t tell her I said that) had she not been the victim of an interstellar Japanese stereotype. “Break Human... Hard way.” The tentacles started to creep closer to Aria’s shaking form. “Break... Withlove.”

Aria’s pupils shrank to the size of pin-pricks as she writhed in agonizing pleasure, she realized real quick that not only was she out-right fucked in both senses, but she never had a chance to start with. “(Oh sweet merciful god... I’m gonna be plowed like a goddamn chink!)” Aria took a hard swallow and looked away, then made a mental promise that if she somehow got herself outta this mess, she’d dedicate her life to punching weirdos who offer people water...

Or something like that.

////////

(Alright fuckers, that thing above is the border separating weird jap porn from story... Yes, this is where the actual sex starts. I know, shocker, but trust me it gets kinkier. For those few brave fucks that read despite not liking the fap, there’s another bolded barrier up ahead that goes back to the story. If you wanna skip the fap be my guest, just know that you’re skipping a sizable chunk of story.)

The tentacles first went for her limbs, spreading them apart to keep her restrained and vulnerable. Try as she might, all resistance she put up was useless due to the tentacle in her pants. “No fight...” Aria had felt as though countless tiny tongues were teasing her clit along with the suction, which she reacted to with a long and loud moan. “Give in.” Elco proposed. “Feel good.”

Aria was a fighter to the bitter end, it seemed. She grit her teeth and violently jerked against the tentacles. “Fff-!... Fuck you!” She spat, stifling a moan. If she was going down she was going down kicking and screaming. “I’m gonna k-kill you, you-!...” The suckling had somehow intensified even further, her clit was on fire and it felt so fucking good. “Don’t!... Fuckiiingh!~” Eventually, she just couldn’t take it anymore. She stopped struggling and braced herself, curling up like a dying bug as the orgasm reared back. “I’m-!... Ghk!” Aria then trust forward, her hole snapping and clamping onto the nonexistent dick inside her. “Gah! Oh! Oh god have mercyyy!!!” Unlike last time, the teasing didn’t stop at her request. Aria thrashed harder and wilder, screaming and shaking and dripping and oh sweet Mother Teresa she was seeing fucking stars now. After nearly a full minute of thrashing and screaming obscenities at god himself her orgasm eventually petered-out, Aria was a soaked and shuttering mess. “J-... J-Jesus Christ!... M-m-mercy...” The tentacles around her legs had let go, choosing to strip Aria of her pants. “Not again!... N-no!...” She was too tired to try kicking back, her voice still shuttering from the throbbing orgasm she just endured. Her pussy was eventually revealed to the world in all its slimy glory, coated with her cum and the weird liquid of the tentacle clamped to the area where her agitated nub would be. “Please stop...” Aria begged, feeling the tentacle suckle and tickle her fun-button, trying to milk out another orgasm. “P-please!... I can’t... N-not ag-Ahn!” Aria felt a sharp prick to her clit, almost like a bee sting but... It felt... It felt really good. “Oh... Ohh.~” Out of bat-shit bloody fucking nowhere, her vagina was suddenly a furnace burning with lust. “Oh my god, Ohhh my god what are you doing to meeee!” Aria’s pussy had started to visibly blush, the lips slightly inflating with blood like a growing erection. “Stop iiiit!~ I can’t... I can’t fucking take it!”

Elco smiled, removing the mouthed-tentacle from Aria’s clit. “Tamed...” As it withdrew, a stinger of some kind followed with it, which had injected Aria’s clit with some kind of alien chemical while it was delivering pleasure. Speaking of which, the once normal love-bud was engorged to a point that wasn’t even natural. Whether it was due to the relentless teasing or a side-effect of the injection was up to debate, but either way it looked really uncomfortable the way it throbbed and twitched in the open air. The flesh looked to stand at about three inches at the very least, and had a noticeable vein running up the side, glowing an eerie blue and pulsing occasionally. “Feel good...” Elco said. “Give in... Feel good.”

“’pant’ ‘pant’ Yes... Please.” At this point there was no going back for poor Aria. The chemicals had heightened the sensitivity of her genitals to the point that the smallest breeze left heavenly tingles in her womb. Dirty ‘what-ifs’ started to flood her mind, thoughts of what it felt like to be touched, to be teased and rubbed and licked... Then her mind wandered to the alien, and all those tentacles it had... She had to have it, her agitated cunt wanted it, demanded it! She looked up at Elco with watery eyes and moaned out, “P-... Please...” Aria’s clit was throbbing so hard it felt like it was about to pop, and her vagina was drooling with anticipation. It wanted to swallow something bad, it needed to milk out hot seed to sate the heat in her belly, it needed thick cum shot deep inside to put-out the flames in her baby-bag... The more she thought about these urges the wetter and hornier she got, it was almost painful at this point! “I need iiiiit!” She was dropped to the ground by the tentacles, a panting, soaking wet bitch in heat. The only thing on her mind right now was fucking something, anything, right here and now. “’pant’ ‘pant’ Dick... C-... Cum!...” The words alone made Aria’s pussy clench and squeeze restlessly. “Want... Need...” Elco stood over Aria in an emotionless stare, its tentacles writhing under the dress and refraining from violating any part of her... Aria looked at Elco with tears in her eyes. “Please... Please!” Aria was nearly the point of crying, the emptiness inside was just so torturous! Elco turned to leave, ignoring her plead and moving deeper into the alley. “N-no... No...” She didn’t like this... Not one bit. “I... I won’t be denied.” Aria threw away reasoning and felt rage bubbling deep inside, her blood was boiling hot, hot enough to cook a fucking lobster with. “I’m done playing nice...” She slowly got on all-fours and set her sights on the alien, still seemingly oblivious to the deranged animal behind it. Aria was faaaar past the point of caring, alien or not she was getting what she wanted-no, what she needed, and god as her witness she wasn’t leaving until she made Elco her bitch. ”GRRRAH! FUCK ME GODDAMMIT!!!” With a leap forward Aria was off like a bullet, not even bothering to run on two legs alone. The alien could only turn half-way to see what had screamed bloody rage before being tackled. It cried out some kind of curse in its native tongue out of surprise, what the hell had just-!? “Make me feel good...” Dazed and confused, it shook the stars out of its vision and stared into two pin-prick eyes. For the very first time on-screen Elco showed intense emotion, and that emotion was utter terror. “Make me feel good!” Her nails dug into the tender flesh of its arms, her eye twitched violently as she roared out at the top of her lungs.

“Make me feel good, goddammiiiit!!!”

..........

Remember kiddies, an unbearably horny Aria is not a fun Aria, because it could mean the difference between life and death. Play with fire, you get violently raped. Sooo, getting back to the story (if you’d even call it that at this point), poor Elco’s about to learn why you should never play with fire...

Aria tore the dress to shreds with ease and dug her blushed pussy and inflated clit into the mass of tentacles, panting harder as they began to caress pull. ”Aaaahhhn!~” Aria grinded and humped in delight, squeezing a titty through her tank. “Yes, daddy! Give it to meee!~” Aria ripped open the blazer in her horny stupor to reveal a translucent, pink skin that showed many strange organs inside. “Ooooh, you’re all sorts of strange, aren’t you!?” The skin around it’s face had brightened to a similar pink, showing that I could change skin pigmentation at will... Or perhaps it was literally a full-body blush? Meh, either way Aria didn’t care, she was more concerned about if the freak could squirt hot love deep into her hungry pussy. Digging through the tentacles below, she noticed one that wasn’t like the rest. It was notably bumpier with an engorged tip, which had a hole at the end leaking with sticky fluid. Probably a safe bet that this was a genitalia of some kind... Aria grinned, as she thought of a good way to test whether it was the real deal or not.

~~~

The strange creature known as Elco was not expecting an outcome such as this. Normally the humans tend to beg for release when injected with the venom. But this peculiar human, a female of all things which were much gentler than the males from experience, has forced herself onto it like some... Some lower-leveled being of intelligence! Like a ‘bloody animal’ as the humans tend to put it. Yes, such an interesting vocabulary they have... Elco seemed to have spaced out momentarily. Regaining its train of thought, it began to think of a way to subdue this neurotic ‘thing’ before it could injure Elco’s frail body. “(Hmm... Theoretically, I could force the human off but that would risk damaging my vital organs.)” Elco’s race was not exactly evolved for battle, the organs could be seen through the soft tissue and can very easily be damaged by the human’s digits... Wait, what’s this strange feeling within it’s... “(Ah, I see. The human female wants to attempt reproduction due to the mind-altering effects of the venom.)” Elco just had to remain calm, the human had no idea how it even worked and will probably never-... “(WHAT IS IT DOING WITH IT’S FEEDING HOLE!?!)”

~~~

The weird alien screamed with it’s weird language, which evolved into a weird cross between a moan and a scream of bloody murder once Aria’s tongue began its assault on the tip. The tube was about as thick as a garden hose not counting the inflated tip, and about as long as the other tentacles. Should fit nice and snug in her ‘other’ mouth once she sucked out this thing’s first orgasm.... Though, not after a bit of payback, first.

Aria licked all around the inflated head with the tip of her tongue, teasing Elco with light tickles of pleasure while occasionally sucking on the tip to collect the pooling pre. She stared straight into those red gems as she did, too. She enjoyed watching it squirm, her eyes practically screamed it in broadway lights! The lower tentacles had began squeezing and pulling her ass closer, some slipping into her folds and stroking her clit. It amused her how desperate it was getting, in fact she decided to reward it for its behavior with a neat little trick. She opened her mouth nice and wide, stuck the alien thing inside and took it in as deep into her throat as she could. The reaction was immediate, Elco gawked at the feat and then gurgled in what she assumed was utter pleasure. The alien shlong being translucent, she noticed a bright, glowing line of pink crawl its way from the root and up the base. This fucker had glowing spooge, actual glowing spooge! Kinda made Aria hornier watching it climb up the base, inching closer and closer to her lips... Shit, she needed to breath! She spit out the pink tentacle and coughed for sweet air, the glowing line starting to sink back down. Elco looked rather pained... “(Hmph, doesn’t feel very fucking good, does it?)” Aria threw her tank off and snapped the bra off with the speed of an expert. For a teenage body she had some rather impressive C’s. Big and soft purple flesh with quarter-sized areola in a darker shade. Her nipples were small and fierce just how the boys (and girls) liked it, and believe me they couldn’t get enough.

Now to make this prick suffer for the torturous pleasure she endured. Aria started with the most obvious move, stuffing it between her breasts. The Alien cum started climbing up the base again as she rubbed her tits together, the tip poking out between the mounds and spurting lots of pre for her to lick up. Elco was lost in bliss, its mind about as useful and functioning as a torn condom. The weird noises it made were oddly arousing to Aria, which helped press her on. The alien goo had reached the tip, she could see it right at the entrance of the penis. It seemed to slowly gather into a sizable wad within the head, which inflated it further by a few inches. The hole at the tip started to twitch and gape adorably, signaling impending release... Aria wasn’t quite ready to hang it up yet, from the growing grin on her face she had other plans in mind.

Aria released it from her squishy prison of love, the dick falling and slapping onto her leg with the glowing cum resting uncomfortably at the tip. The dick twitched and writhed but nothing would come out, denied yet again of release! Aria giggled, licking her lips. She loved making the boys work for it like this, building it all up for a big and sticky surprise after they get nice and edged up. She gently took the alien’s weird member and guided it up to her breast. She carefully rubbed the tip against the soft flesh, her nipple occasionally brushing against it for a sudden jolt of stimulation. The dick was throbbing quite a bit, right at the doorstep of heaven. Next she brought it to her belly, slim and fat-free without looking too much like a bulimic. She rubbed it up and down in slow and careful motions. The pre was lubing her tummy up nicely, making it easier to tease the ever-loving shit out of the alien. She traveled lower to her pubic mound, her womb tingling more intensely the closer she brought it to her wetness. But, against her wishes and desires, she dragged the cock back up her coated tummy and to her breasts. “(Alright, now it can cum...)” She brought it up to her mouth and observed the damage, seems that more cum gathered up while she was prepping it, just what she wanted. With the tip swelled and ready to burst, Aria nestled it between her titties and kissed the tip. Then, rather than go for a tongue-lashing or some throat-fucking, she gave the dick a biiiig hug..... No, I’m not kidding. Aria wrapped her arms around it and herself and squeezed it with her breasts and thighs in a full-body rubbing treatment, bonus cuteness for nuzzling the tip with her cheek. The adorable (and oddly out-of-character) action combined with the full-body treatment made the alien erupt right on her cheek, splashing her with hot alien spunk in an almost painfully powerful first spurt. ”Ahh!~” The few following spurts were almost as powerful, sneezing hot goo on her chin and neck. “Mmm, it’s so hot.~” Aria humped and rubbed herself all over the member even while the jizz was flowing. Cum spurted out in hot ropes with the added stimulation, coating her face and tits in hot syrupy love. She was feeling sooo dirty right now, and she fucking loved it. “Mmmyeah, squirt on me daddy!~” She begged, stroking the base as she squished and rubbed it with her body. “Cover this sexy cookie in hot milk.~” For further stimulus she used her mouth to relentlessly lick and suckle the head, keeping the orgasm hot and painfully powerful for as long as possible. She swallowed about a cheekfull of jizz, regretfully so as not even her lust-blinded senses could nullify the bitterness of the cum. Still though, she pressed on like a good little slut. She was determined to milk this bitch until its weird dick-thing was shooting dust for months. Eventually the spurts has devolved into pitiful leaking, and shortly thereafter into dry twitches. Elco was on a whole different plane of consciousness, the red gems had taken on a darker shade of red, almost as if they were drained of life itself. Satisfied with her performance and Elco’s delivery, Aria began spreading the cum around on her tits and belly, giving her skin a soft glow that made the expression ‘glowing with love’ much more literal. As an added bonus, the act of spreading cum all over herself made her feel a lot hornier (if that was even possible at this point). She began to suckle on the tip like a baby bottle just because she felt so affectionate, feeling herself grow a lot more needy between her legs. But she’d wait a bit of course so that the alien could recover, she was content on sucking until she felt ready...

~~~

Welp, as the humans tend to say...

Holy. Fuck.

Elco hadn’t been dominated like that in... Well, ever! Elco’s lived a good 500 some years but never in those years has it orgasmed for so long! It had to have drained every semenal gland it had while this... This merciless animal milked it for what felt like eons! Well on the plus side the human seems to have become a lot more docile, gently suckling on the tube like a nursing infant. Perhaps it would even fall into a blissful slumber similarly to one! Yes, that was what Elco had hoped, because as soon as feeling returned to its tentacles it was never-... “(Ohhh fecal matter, I really don’t like the look the human is making.)”

Elco watched the human cautiously, she had a look of mischief in her eyes as she suckled. Her hand drifted between her legs and she started to hum, it could guess that the human was stroking her injected bud. Elco didn’t really study much of human anatomy so it wasn’t exactly sure why it rubbed it so lustfully, but it could make an educated guess that it was likely related to the aid of reproduction. The human slowly stood up and straddled the alien, still gently playing with the weird nub and grinning with the tube in her mouth. She leaned back a bit and revealed a slit below the nub, spreading it open revealed light-pink flesh and an especially small, toothless hole at the bottom. It seemed to drool with a clear fluid and clench every so often, the soft moans coming from the human signaling obvious arousal. She moved closer to Elco’s face, giving it a good look of what awaited very soon... “(Ancestors help me... Please...)”

The Human was very warm down there, Elco could feel the heat radiate from the slick hole like an open flame and it felt just as hot as one. The nub above was still being gently stroked and squeezed, exciting cute moans and hums from her. Looking deeper into the hole revealed more pink, though this flesh was notably bumpier and waaay more wet than the outer. The human stuck a few fingers inside to demonstrate how soft and tight she was. The walls molded with her digits quite easily, making soft and sticky noises as she moved them around. The human’s suckling seemed to intensify with the intrusion, with some added gulps to tease the tip. But Elco didn’t seem to notice, it was too entranced by this hole...

~~~

Elco never averted its gaze from the vagina, even when Aria abandoned her clit to give its tube a soft hand-job. The alien was tainted, tainted with lust like virgin eyes discovering the world of pornography. She had this poor fool wrapped around her dirty, dirty fingers...

A very faint red glow started to form around Aria’s eyes. This was the sinister red glow of siren magic, though a weakened form of it. She may be a human now but it seems that the spirit of a siren still sleeps deep within her, and no amount of magic can completely rip that out of her...

Aria felt the urge to suck out more of its cum, this time though she wanted more than just a hot glaze. She crept closer to it, her pussy inches from its face. Her fingers slowly slid out of her, making slimy, sticky noises as it gripped the digits in an attempt to keep them inside. She guided the fingers up her belly, sliding over her breast and to her mouth, where she lovingly sucked on them in place of the tube. She guided the alien cock lower, softly nuzzling it into her breasts and trailing it down her belly. The tip rested just at her clit, which twitched similarly to it. She noticed the cum building up at the tip, looking a tad bigger than last time. “(Oh yeah, that’ll fill me up nicely...)” She spread her pussy nice and wide, lining up the tip with her hungry little hole of love. “(Mmm, the freak’s probably gonna burst as soon as I shove it in...)” Aria failed to notice the bloated head begin to expand. “(But... I do wanna make this last a tad longer, though I’m not sure how much more abuse this freak can tAAAKE!?!...)” Aria was caught off-guard, Elco just couldn’t hold it long enough for her to stick it in her pussy. The anticipation was just too much for it. Aria gasped out, Elco’s cock had sneezed out a thick rope of cum right onto her clitty. The sudden hotness being enough to force a little orgasm from her. “Sh-shit!” Then a few similar ropes hit her open pussy hole...

Aria’s eyes went wide as a jolt of warmth shook her. No more stalling. No more holding back. The animal was reawakened and hungry for blood (or cum in this case).

She shoved the head in without even a second of reconsideration, forcing it deep inside her blazing cunt (kekity kek kek). The feeling of cum pouring into her deepest parts made her clit throb wildly. “Cum!... C-c-... Cumminngggh!!!” Her pussy squeezed and milked and Jesus Butt-Fucking Christ it felt so wonderful! Aria was being filled like a proper bitch, the alien was once again being forced to cum its body-weight in reproductive fluid, screams of sheer pleasure all around. Aria collapsed, still being bred by the alien. She hugged it tight, pressing her breasts into its face and squeezing its cock for dear life as her belly started to bulge a little. Elco was so fucking blitzed that it ascended this plain of reality and witnessed god himself looking down at him, welcoming it to paradise with arms spread wide as it slowly started to rise from the ground...

Elco’s race never believed in a life after death, but after witnessing god himself with the golden gates behind him... God had spoke to him, in an ancient, deep voice bellowing with generations upon generations of wisdom. He said...

”I never thought... That in my long, long eternity...”

God had paused...

”I’m not going to lie... You came so hard that you literally ejaculated your heart out...”

Another pause..... A halo formed above Elco’s head and wings grew from its back.

”Paradise awaits, you magnificent bastard... You’ve earned it...”

~~~

As Aria was being filled like a Thanksgiving Turkey, a lump of some kind pushed itself into her, bumping her splattered cervix. Considering what she had stuffed up her cooter it’d be normal to be alarmed by this. But no, she didn’t care. She was so high on euphoria that she just couldn’t fucking give a rat’s ass. The feeling of a bloated womb and a softening dick-thing in her pussy was enough to assure her she was probably fine. “(So warm...)” Her eyes grew heavy, she cuttled into the... Whatever she was fucking and purred. Who was she even fucking anyhow?... Fuck it, Aria stopped caring and nuzzled into her metaphorical (and quite literal) kill. “(Mmm, so full...)” She decided to let sleep take over, all her worries and concerns didn’t exist now assuming they even existed prior. She was content to just spoon while her heart thumped rhythmically in her ears to a soothing and steady beat. She started thinking of things she loved in this world due to the euphoria; sex, junk food, bad television... “(Anon...)” Her heart fluttered, she couldn’t possibly get any more comfortable. Sleep quickly took her mind away, the cock in her vagina keeping her filled even as the life left its owner.

////////

(Alright, for those of you who skipped the pr0n just know that Aria had her way with poor Elco and fucking killed him with Sun-Snu. Hope you sick bastards busted a fat nut cause I sure as hell did writing this dribble, multiple times as a matter of factly. Rip our boi Elco, busted a nut so fucking fat it took its heart with it, literally.)

Aria could feel a spiky... Thing being dragged up her cheek. Disturbed from slumber, she awoke to the full-moon gazing overhead. “Ugh, did I go out drinking?...” A stray kitty was licking her cheek, and a chill ran up her spine as she realized she was utterly freezing her tits off. “F-F-Fuck my asshole!” Curling up for warmth she noticed that she was completely naked, her crotch and vagina coated with some kind of pink, glowing shit. “Good god, what the hell is...” She hesitantly pushed down on her stomach, feeling the ooze empty out of her pussy with the slowness of honey. “Jesus...” She watches the ooze pool onto the concrete, a tad disgusted with herself for once in her bloody life... Then she noticed the weird bulge on her belly, and no it definitely wasn’t a muffin-top. She tried pushing it out of her cunt, it wasn’t painfully big but it definitely fought against her. After enough pushing though it plopped out with a sick splat, bringing with it more pink slime. “Oh, good lord...” She didn’t dare look, she just used her foot to kick whatever the hell fell out of her vagina as far away from her as possible. “Maybe... Maybe I shouldn’t try to remember what happened... Like, ever.” Out of curiosity and completely against her better judgement, she scooped some of the goop onto her finger and gave it a little lick. It tasted... Familiar... Oh, and bitter, definitely bitter. Aria spit out the disgusting substance and flicked it off her finger. “Never doing that again...” She gazed at the liquid for a few more moments, despite its unknown and more than likely disgusting origins she couldn’t deny that the soft glow looked very entrancing. Kinda reminded her of Woodstock way back when... Yeah, good memories those were, despite her, being in them... Then, after gazing at the goop for a few uninterrupted moments, she hatched a brilliant idea. “Aria, you are a fucking genius...” Looking around, she found an old water bottle and-... Wait, water bottle? “Huh... Have I seen this thing before?” Looking at the liquid inside it definitely didn’t seem like water, like at all. Opening the cap gave off a pungent aroma, definitely smelled funny but it was a good funny, almost an erotic kinda funny... “Meh, whatever.” She dumped it all out onto the alley floor, using the empty bottle to scoop up as much weird glowing goop as she could stuff. “You’re gonna look so fucking kick-ass when I’m done with you.” As Aria gazed at the goop she couldn’t help feeling as if she were forgetting something... She shook her head, tossing the feeling aside. “Ignorance is bliss, Aria. Let’s keep it that way.” With a full bottle of goop (yes a full fucking bottle, there was a lot of it) and a short search for her clothes, Aria made a trip to Pinkie’s house for a late-night favor and a place to crash. A couch and some covers would definitely do more good than a back-alley floor.

The Following Morning

“Good morning people of Canterlot City, this is Ms. Hard Press with the morning news!” Anon sat in his easy-chair, a cup of coffee in his hand and wearing nothing but a bathrobe and his boxers. It was a lazy day today, and so it called for a lazy wardrobe to go with it. “Our top story, a local apartment complex was met with disaster late last night.” Anon raised a brow, taking a sip of his coffee. “To the horror of anyone residing within the Hatchetfeild Apartments, a pack of wild dogs had somehow broke into the houses and started sexually assaulting anything that they could!” Anon choked on his coffee, sputtering and coughing as he was caught off-guard by the bizarre news.

“Jesus Christ!” Had he heard all that right!? A bunch of strays going in and raping innocent people!?

“Yes, you heard me right folks. Currently standing at the entrance of the complex, I’ve confirmed at the very least 12 victims, both pets and people alike!” Well that answered his question. “The dogs are still at large as we speak. For the time being we suggest you lock your windows and brace your doors, because man’s best friend isn’t as friendly as we once believed. This is Ms. Hard Press, wishing you a lovely morning and a wonderful day. Now, onto Mr. Fahrenheit with the weather.

At that exact moment Aria kicked the door open, carrying a pink box in her arms with a little stick-on bow. “Hey Roomie, I’m back from being a fucking bitch!”

“How tragic.” Anon commented, setting his drink down. “So what’s with the box?”

“Oh, just a little something-something from me to you.” Aria set the box down in front of him. “Go ahead, open it!”

Anon just stared at it..... “What did you do?”

“C’mon, just open it you ungrateful sack of crap!” Aria was way too giddy for this to be a good gift, yet he couldn’t sense any sort of treachery in her words... Whatever, Anon would just have to take the gift and hope it-... Holy crap. “Sooo?”

“Aria... I-I was expecting a skunk or a dried piece of dog shit.” Anon admitted. “But this!” He pulled out a lava lamp, it had a titanium base with purple liquid inside, which housed light pink blobs of ‘lava’. Take a guess where the pink came from. “Aria, I never thought I’d say this but I could kiss you right now!” Ohhh if only he knew the story behind it... “I just can’t thank you enough, Aria! It’s fucking perfect!”

Aria raised her nose high and and stood proud as a fucking peacock. “Glad you like it, roomie. Me and Pinkie made it ourselves after I found this weird shit in my vajay-jay.”
Well, so much for keeping it a secret.

“I’ll pretend you never said that last part.” Anon informed, overcome with joy at his present. “Still though, something like this being hand-made is incredible!”

Aria shrugged. “Well I learned a thing or two about making these babies from an old amigo way back when. Met him at Woodstock, actually.”

Anon turned, giving her an astonished look. “Woodstock!? That was almost forty years ago!”

The look on Aria’s face said that she just now realized what she’d told him and regretted it. “Uhh... Y-yeah! I...” Anon just looked at her with awaiting eyes. “M-my dad!” She quickly answered. “I meant my dad went to Woodstock! Yeah, it’s... Where he met the friend and then dad taught me.”

“Oh... Okay.” He seemed satisfied with her answer. “You know my folks met at Woodstock, believe it or not.

“Oh... Maybe my dad met them.” They both heard her belly rumble in hunger. “Hey, you wanna make me some breakfast? I haven’t eaten since I left yesterday.”

“Alright, whadaya want?” Anon asked. “Just name it and I’ll make it, the least I could do for your generosity.”

Aria smiled. “Anything, huh?...” Aria thought long and hard on what to ask for, if Aria knew what it was then chances were Anon could make it, not only that but he’d make it good. “Hmm... Make me a breakfast fit for a queen.” She answered, and with that Anon immediately got to work, setting the lamp back in the box for safe keeping. Aria took his spot on the chair and sat the coffee mug down, taking the lamp out and admiring her craftsmanship (with Pinkie’s help of course, since she had the materials lying around for some reason). It really was a marvel, probably the only good thing to come from such a flashy period of time aside from all the fucking drugs. The colors and soft glow were really quite enchanting, even when the lamp wasn’t plugged in. Though what really caught her attention was the titanium base, as she discovered a small detail she hadn’t noticed until now. Engraved in small letters, with cursive font, were the words ‘Anon&Aria’ with BFF’s at the bottom. She blushed furiously and tried rubbing it off, only to discover it was engraved into the metal. “Dammit, Pinkie!” Try and try as she may, the words never budged. Not like they will anytime soon though, like I said, it was engraved into the metal... With a frustrated huff, she forfeited the fruitless act. Wouldn’t wanna accidentally break it trying to buff it off or whatever... “Hmm... Guess it’s not that bad or... Whatever...” She’d never admit it, but the message did somewhat... Kinda... Sorta... Make her happy...

.......

She gave it one last desperate attempt at buffing it out. She couldn’t let Anon see this atrocity, never ever. “C’mon you fucking... Ugh! Damn you, Pinkie!”

“Aria quit trying to buff it out, I already saw it!”

Aria’s eyes widened. “I-It was Pinkie’s idea, I swear!”

“Keep telling yourself that, Roomie!” Aria’s head fell to her lap, covering herself with her arms so she could hide from the world. “How do you want your eggs!?”

.......

“Scrambled...” Aria answered, grateful that Anon’s at least mature enough not to mock her.

Anon came in shortly after, holding a plate. “Here’s your food, eggs and pancakes with some bacon.”

“That was fucking fast.” Aria mumbled, peaking out from her little fortress of solitude. “But you’re a fucking god at cooking so I shouldn’t be surprised.”

“Damn right I am.” He set it down and took to the couch, reading the paper with the TV muted. Aria looked at her food and-Oh my fucking god, he didn’t! “Eat up, cunt. Gonna get cold.”

The eggs and bacon sat to the side, nothing out of the ordinary there. But the pancakes were shaped into hearts, and inbetween the stacks was a slip of paper. Taking it out, she flipped it open and read ‘Love you, Skank.’ with a little doodle of a dick at the bottom... Aria just sighed and shook her head, picking up her fork and taking a bit of Pancake off. She let it settle in the syrup a bit, then brought it to her mouth and let some spit drip onto it. “Hey Jackass.” When Anon looked over his paper Aria flicked the food at him, hitting him in the cheek. “Love you, baby.~”

Anon took the piece off and popped it into his mouth, Aria blushed and nearly dropped her fork. “Love you too, sweetheart.” He straightened his paper and went back to reading, Aria was very quiet aside from the occasional scrap of fork on plate. “Hmm... Hey, my food taste kinda off to you, Aria?” Anon asked.

Aria skook her head, a light blush on her face. “N-no, it tastes fine.”

Anon simply shrudded, flipping to the next page. “Hm... Must be me.”

.......

(Elsewhere)

Deep within the reaches of space was a Dyson Sphere, a collosal machine that wraps around a sun and harnesses its power. Orbiting this marvel of mechanical brilliance was a large solar system of artificial, planet-sized habitats holding countless different species from across the universe! Within this system is a very large fleet of solar vessels overseeing this solar system, commanded by a large mother-ship. A ship had docked into one of the medium-sized vessels, a sizable carrier ship about the size of Mars. The ship’s hatch fell with a loud hiss, two guards covered in thick-plated armor holding highly-advanced blasters scuttled off the ship with familiar, pink tentacles. Behind them was a scientist with deep, red gems for eyes and semi-translucent pink skin. It was speaking to a holo-projector, which showed another of its kind. “Delivery of Operative #20658-S has been completed, status of Operative... Deceased.” The scientist spoke in it’s odd language.

“Very well, I want a full report as soon as possible.” The projected figure typed something off-screen. “Which planet was he assigned?” The figure asked.

“The planet Earth of all places, he was found under one of the native humans with his heart missing.” The figure seemed a bit shocked. “I deduce a failed recovery of the specimen which led to his death, his heart was never located, more than likely eaten.” The Scientist reported. “Transporting Operative to the knowledge-extraction chamber for analysis of his final moments, I shall report back as soon as possible.”

The holo-projection nodded. “Be sure that you do, I want to find out what happened myself to be honest.”

The projector flickered off, the scientist turning to the brutes. “You two, escort the body to lab-F8 for an autopsy. I need to report to my supervisor to complete my report... I urge you to be careful with the body, it’s not exactly, erm... Fresh.”

They nodded in sync and guided a floating table behind them, covered by a sheet stained with purple fluid. “Being forced to reproduce with such a disgusting species... What an unfortunate demise.”

The guard beside him nodded. “The poor guy was a rookie too, if I recall.” He added. “To be quite honest I’m a bit reluctant on seeing how these ‘humans’ reproduce, if it can kill a guy like that...”

The first guard nodded. “As am I... It must be a horrific sight to behold.” The guards carried on with their duties, and soon after extraction and observation of the memories Earth was quickly Black-Listed from their network of study entirely. The threat of a possible Alien Invasion was single-handedly thwarted by Aria and her cooter. Now where’d I put that fucking kazoo...

.......

Got it! Now then... ’ahem!’

’Equestrian National Anthem plays on a cheap kazoo by yours truly...’