In Which Artemis wants to leave and never return

I'm the only prince in Equestria, it's hard being the only one too! Every girl wants to be with me! Cadance never leaves me be, my sister's an idiot, and the very ones that saved me, are wanting to be with me! So needless to say, I'm hating life! Guys that I hang out with are dumb and want to be like me, they keep telling me to be with them and cheat. I have NOT found a single person who wants to help me! So for god sakes, help me! I can't even be alone for two minutes anymore! Why did I have to be the only prince in Equestria!?

I would have to say it started about...Four months ago, or maybe sooner than that. I was expecting a normal day with normal work, until I found one of the maids looking at me. It was confusing and...Weird. Besides, I don't even like any of the maids! I don't even like anyone! God! But then, Twilight and her friends started to give me the same look. What made it worst was each one tried to...Well, they tried to make me fall in love with them. First off, I only see them as friends, secondly, Cadance would kill me if I let Twilight get hurt or something. So, needless to say. I'm in deep fucking trouble.

It made my day even worst when my sister told me to just ignore them and then tell one of them I loved them. God damn it! Why does everyone not want to help me with this? I mean, I would help them! But do they help me? No! They have to make poor old Artemis suffer! I hate being the only prince. I have no clue how Blueblood handles things like this. I mean, him and Trixie, they're together! And I think Flash likes Twilight, which is fine, but I think Shining Armor hates it. Protective. He's protective of her. Like every older sibling should be, they have to protect their younger sibling.

I was hoping for a quiet day to myself, but Twilight came and had a visit. But once she found out that I was in my bedroom, I was going to dome by pure luck that wasn't on my side. And to think I'm friends with them. Have to admit, it felt nice at first but then it got annoying. Way to annoying.

"Hello Twilight." I said, trying to sound stupid and not knowing why she was here. "What do you need?"

"Don't be like that Arty." Hell no. No one calls me that! Stupid nickname. "You know I hate it when you try and sound unsure of things."

"Go away Twilight. Not in the mood to hear your confession!" I yelled, not bothering being soft on her, "Don't you like Flash? Go to him instead of me!"

"I do like him." No surprise there, "But as a friend." Okay, maybe a surprise.

"Not my problem."

"Can't you at least try us?" Nope! I don't wanna! "Please?" Not working.

"No." I told her, she didn't care, "Go away. I don't wanna be bother right now."

I saw her frown, oh well! I'm not going on a date with her! EVER! She's my friend, not my girlfriend. And I don't plan on ever having her as my girlfriend. Just no.

"Please Arty? I'll stop bugging you!" Lie. "Please?"

"No Twilight." I informed her, "My answer is no and that's final. Now go bug someone else."

I saw her look down with sadness. Okay, I kind of feel bad, but she asked for it! I'm sick and tired of people wanting to be with me! I'm not something to be played with! Or be in a relationship with! I'm never ever being with one of her friends or her! I said this once or twice, but I'm saying it again. I. HATE. Life!

"God damn it." I muttered under my breathe, "Twilight look, I like but not like that! I see you as a friend! Nothing more! I'm sure you would be happier with Flash! Look at your brother with Cadance! They're happy! I'm sure you would be happy with Flash, not me."

"But I don't like him like that." Seriously? Don't think Flash would want to hear that. "I don't like anyone else."

"To bad Twilight. We're friends. Nothing more."

I sighed, looking at her. I was done. I told her to leave and once she did, I was happy. Alone. The way I wanted to be. After all, I don't trust anyone. I keep to myself. I'm the Prince of Night after all. It's my way of living. No one can tell me what to do. Not a single soul. I don't care if Shining Armor beats me up! He may be the Crystal Prince, but I'm the Night Prince. He can't beat me up. And I can't beat him up.

Maybe if I'm gone, they would calm down? They would notice, but I would have alone time. I thought to myself, thinking of ways to be alone. If only those ways could work.

Being the only Prince in Equestria beside Shining Armor, who's not really a prince in blood, is tough. Have no clue how he does things. But then again, he's a guard. Oh well, so basically I'm the only Prince. Bad and cool at the same time. I wonder what I'll do when Twilight's birthday comes around. Since we HAVE to go. There goes my only hope for humanity.