Wait what?

“What?”

“Don’t play dump with me missy I know you were lying to me about humans earlier!”

Okay I impress that she knew but maybe she is lying herself to get a confession form me. Better challenge her bluff. “What are you talking about?”

“You see these earrings here.” She said pointing to two small golden earrings on her left ear. “they give me a small tingle sensation when somepony is lying to me.”

Okay one that awesome and two “yeah right. That’s got to be the biggest lye here. There’s no way to tell if somepony is lying just with earrings.”

“Yes, there is I am using them right now!”

“Lyre where did you get those?”

“Not now Bon Bon can’t you see I am in the middle of an interrogation here.”

Now I am curious. “What! are you saying those really work Bon Bon.”

“I didn’t say that. I just want to know where she got them.”

“Lier! Wait you use these for your secret job as Sweetie drops don’t you!”

“I a don I ahhh enough of this!” *KONK! * and drown goes lyre and me to the floor with a loud thud.

“Was that really necessary?”

“My apologies. Lyre can sometimes get carry away with her quest on finding humans. But this is the first time she actually ponynapped somepony.”

“Don’t worry about by the number of times it’s have happen to me its starting to get boring.”

“That’s quit, unfortunate Miss?”

“Huh oh right Jessica, my name is Jessica.”

“Really? That’s sure is a unique name for a pony.”

Oh, it looks like she doesn’t believe me for some reason. Or maybe she knowns something not right here. Judging by that tone of voice she just used. But all I said was my name. I be get out of here before something else happens.

“Sure is. Not sure what my parents where thinking when they named me. I just learned to live with it.”

“Oh course. Now then I better take care of my friend here before she wakes up. See you later alligator.”

“After a while crocodile.” I then turned to leave though the front door. ‘that was odd. How did she know about tha..’

Konk!

Not again.

I am beginning to believe that this world hates me being awake. Because every time I am awake SOMETHING happens.

I don’t need an expert to know that for some reason that pony Bon Bon. Thought it was a good idea to knock me out because she didn’t like me.

Any how, I am back in my room sipping a diet Pepsi in my chair. Maybe I am in my room and the world of the ponies is the dream. Than for some reason a large dark blue Alicorn with black colored armor pieces came walking out of kitchen looking around the room in awe. It didn’t seem to notice me until I took a big sip through my straw.

“Nope, I am still dreaming. *BEEP*!”

I didn’t move. I dear not to breathe. no way it can’t be. Not here.

I look at the new pony to see that she has that cursed horn!

“Language creature. Pinkie Pie have warned my about you little mouth.” She said looking a little mad at me.

“Great. Now I can even curse in my dreams.” I puy a hand to my forrhead rubbing it. Then I stop and look back at her. “Wait… who are you anyways? I don’t remember meeting anypony like you before.”

“No, the is the first time we have meet face to face. So, to speech.”

Well since this a dram you must be a figment of my imagination. In that case, I would like to know how can you kill a pony without alerting anyone.”

She seems troubled by my statement. “Such violence! Creature I most implore that you restrain yourself form harming innocent ponies.” She said stomping her hoof at the end of ger statement. If she is trying to be intimidating I wasn’t phased. In fact, I was angered.

“Innocent ponies! I beg to differ. Ever since I meet your kind I have been assaulted, insulted, and kidnapped!”

She looks at confused. Then tilted her head and asked, “Don’t you mean ponynapped?”

“NO! kidnapped.” I corrected.

She taps her chin with her hoof a few times taking in what I have told her, and is coming up with an appropriate answer. “I can see that your anger is justified.”

“Indeed.”

“Regardless I can’t allow you to remain in Equestria. if you only wish the destruction of my ponies.” Oh, she looks angry now. However.

“Well what are you going to do about it? You’re just a figment of my imagination. And this is my dream and my rules.”

She looks like she was going to say something, but she pauses. She then gives gives me looks of bewilderment, then anger, then curiosity. Then her eye open up as if she just realized something. “You truly do not know of me do you creature?”

“Nope never seen you before and never heard of you.” My can is almost empty.

“Surely, Twilight Sparkle have at least told you about the two Princesses who rule these lands? Have she not?”

I nod my head in disagreement. “Nope she didn’t mention them. It was Rarity who told me about the rules of these land. And She told me that there are two ponies that look like her. One controls the sun and the other the moon.”

“That is correct.”

“Hay you know. I was meaning to ask her. Something once I learned that they look like her.”

“And what might that be?”

“Oh, nothing much. Just that I was wondering if she ever she did a twin gag with them once.”

“I do not follow.”

“Well she said that they look like Twilight. So, if the only thing that is different between them is the color of their coat. Then a quick paint job, and boom you have two or three princesses of the sun.”

The mare takes a moment and then begins to nod her head. “Yes. I do believe I have discovered why you have not heard of me.”

“Oh great. Now my dreams are trying to make me believe they are real.”

“Hear me out, Miss Jessica.”

“Well, at least you stop calling me creature.”

“Ahem! It would seem that our dear friend had failed to clarify the differences between us.”

“Alright bluely. what is it.”

“That Twilight is the second smallest Alicorn among us.”

“Wait. Are you trying to tell me that, based on that cutie mark, that you are the princess of the moon?” Why did I just notice that? Maybe it has something to do with that I am not a pervert.

“Indeed I am.”

“I don’t believe you.”

She looks like I have slapped her across the face. “What but tis true!”

“Nope. You see the reason is that the real princess of the moon would only be able to control the moon and the night sky.”

She looks like she going to have a melt down or something. I wonder what's eating her. “What about the dreams?”

“Nay they will have to get another princess for that.”

“Why? What ever for?”

“Well, if there is a Princess of Love and a Princess of FRINEDSHIP. Then the new princess can be the Princess of Dreams. That way when it is night time. The Princess of the Moon won’t be alone during the night shift.” I take one last sip and there goes my drink. As for her. Will I didn’t know ponies could ever make such funny faces like what shes does right now.

“WHAT! But I …. She is just a…. And that’s…. She will not be taking away my royal duties of the night!”

“Hay calm down there miss. It's not like it matters. You are not real anyways.”

“Is that a challenge I hear Jessica?” Ah oh looks like my imagination is getting carried away. Let’s see how far it will go.

“Take it any way you want Miss. I just hope I can get out of whatever place I find myself in when I wake up.”

“What do you mean?”

“Well one of your ponies decided to…” Wait what am I doing? “Why am I talking to you? You can’t help me and need to wake up, find help and then find a shrink.”

“Uhm Jessica. Not that it is any of my concerns, but by do you wish to become small?”

“I said shrink. You know a psychiatrist.”

“Whatever for?”

“I believe I am slowly going insane every day I am stuck here.”

“What do you by stuck….”

Her sentence was cut off by a huge booming. Sound of someone else shouting.

“LUNA where are you!”

There was a moment of silence, in silent prayer that whatever made that sound would go away. I for one don’t want to be Luna right now. Not with whatever made that sound is looking for her. Maybe my new friend here can tell me a little about what is going on.

“Who was that?”

“AHhhh nopony it was no pony.” She said hopping from hoof to hoove. It looks like she needs to go to the restroom and is doing her potty dance. It looks very cut… wait a minute.

“Why are you sweating?”

“Oh, a little exercise can give anypony a workout.”

“Are you in trouble with that voice?”

“Nonsense Jessica. I am a full-grown mare. I listen to nopony!”

The voice made itself known again but it sounds closer than before.

“LUNA when I get my hooves on you. You are so dead!”

My deduce reasoning has concluded that this mare name is Luna. Nice name. It suits her. “You sure? Sound like somepony is out to get you.”

“This conversation is not over yet. You hear me, Human!”

“Get going already before she gets you.”

She then runs out the front door. Then two seconds later a larger black and white stripe Alicorn with a rainbow mane and tail was chasing right on after her.

“I wonder who what that was all about?”

Once again, I start to wake up. Okay maintenance check. No mobilizability in any limbs legs are fasten to my body. And it’s dark. No check that I am in a bag. And judging by the movement I am feeling I am being drag somewhere, and that was a rock to my head.

“Ow, my everything.”

“Good you are awake. I was starting to get worried that I would have to drag you all the way back to H. Q.” That voice could only belong to Bon… WAIT A MINUTE!

“You are in league with the ponies that are after me! That why you send the crazy one after me!” I then start to struggle and trashing around, but it only serves to find that rock again. I stop moving. “OW!”

“What are you talking about Jessica? What ponies are after you?”

“Don’t play dumb with me! Why else would you tie my up and want to get me to H.Q.”

“Because Humans aren’t allowed in Equestria that’s why.”

“Wait, what?”

Author's Note

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