“And then she started to kiss him to the floor!”

“THERE WAS NO KISSING DASH!” I shouted while blushing at the thought.

“If you two are done bickering like fouls. I would like to get back to Pony Ville before night falls.” Said Exclusive

“Fine.” We both said.

We had successfully gotten out of that underground cave and it turns out Pony Ville wasn’t that far from where we were at. I think they said we were in the mines nearby the town.

However not all of us made it out of there in one piece. Take me for instance I am forced to lay down in this makeshift wagon being pulled by one of the other ponies that we had also freed on our way out. And Rainbow has been telling them all about what happen earlier between me and Exclusive ever since.

What have I done to desire this humiliation… oh right, the spa.

“Well, she started it,” I said while pointing my hoof at her.

“I don’t care who started it. You two have been at it for the past hour. Enough is enough.”

Oh, it has been going on much longer than an hour ago, good sir.

Once Rainbow had stop laughing at me, we then started to make our way out of that cell. The ropes weren’t much of issue to deal with because it turns out the rope were just some old useless ones. They seemed just to fall apart with just the right amount of forced. These ropes couldn’t hold a filly for it life, so now they lye all over the floor in shame.

However, we soon learn that maybe those dogs weren’t as dumb as we originally though. For I thought it would be a good idea to leave this place via magic, but that when things started going wrong.

“What do you mean your magic isn’t working? It’s magic you can do practically anything you want with it! Why won’t it work?” I was in Exclusive face asking why are best bet of getting out of here isn't working.

He just looks confused. Backing up a bit he taps his horn a little but still nothing. “I just don’t understand it, this has never happened before. It just won’t work for some reason.”

“Hey, everypony I think I found out the reason why. Come take a look at this wall.” Rainbow gestured.

“All I see is just a wall of dirt and rock what is so special about it?” I questioned her.

“Those rocks are the same one's the changeling’s use in their hive; they have the ability to stop all magic nearby.”

“Well get rid of them!”

“No can do. These rocks are too big for me to remove.”

“Then Smash them!”

“That’s not how they work. It’s not like one of Twilights experiments. These rocks will keep their ant-magic zone working; just as so long as we are near them. Regardless, there isn't enough room for me to fly here to get enough speed to smash them when they are this big.”

“Ok then forget the magic and let’s use our heads then. We don’t have much time before those dogs come back to check up on us. And we need to be gone by then.”

“Easier said than done Jessica.”

“Less talking more thinking,” I told her as I started to pace around the cell thinking.

“Hay I can see the keys on the wall over there.” Exclusive pointed out.

We all rushed over the bars to indeed see the keys over on the wall.

“Perfect now all we have to do I get them.”

“Oh, yah and how are we going to do that genius?”

“Oh, quite simple my dear Rainbow with some rope occurs.”

“Did you lose your marbles or something? We don’t have any rope. Or did you forget that the ones that we had earlier are just pieces of string everywhere? So where are we going to get some new rope while we’re stuck inside of this cell?”

“Why I am glad you asked Rainbow. Because you and Exclusive are going to help me make one.”

“And how are we going to make a rope? He doesn’t have magic and even if he did it’s useless at the moment. Don’t you remember the rock wall over there?”

I smile at them “Don’t worry about that wall; for I am just going to tie up our mane and tails into one.”

“WHAT!?” they shouted together as I hushed them.

“Oh, come on what do you think I was going to use?”

“But but but we will be naked without them!” Exclaimed Exclusive.

“Do you two want to spend the rest of your lives in here; being forced to breed, by DOGS!?”

They stop to think about it for a monument before Rainbow spoke up “Well when you put it that way.”

“Good, it’s sidled then. Rainbow please find a flat rock that we can sharpen into a knife while I make sure the coast is clear.”

It turned out better than I thought it would be. I had Exclusive cut our manes and had Rainbow cut our tails. We let Exclusive cut his own tail because I wasn't going to do it. But I did help out with his mane though.

It took some time but I manage to make a string of rope with our hair. I had tied a rock at the end to hopefully help out lasso those keys. Before throwing the rope we made sure that the guard dog was asleep.

Once I was convinced that it was safe. Took the rope in one hoof lean against the bars and throw the rope with the other hoof. But as fate would have it. I am never going to be able to participate in the rodeo any time soon. By the fifth throw I was beginning to lose it.

"Come on it's right there!"

"Need some help, Jessica?"

"No, I got this!" I throw it one more time it bounced off the wall and hit the dog on the head. It began to stir. Panicking I did the first thing that pops into my head when I saw one of its eyes open.

"Ah... Go to sleep. Go to sleep. Closed your big bloodshot eyes. La la la la."

Yes, it was dumb and silly but it worked. It yawned and went back to sleep. Why does hoof have to be so hard to throw stuff with? I want my hands back!

"Okay. Two things Jessica." Rainbow said quietly. "One nice singing. And two how can you miss those keys? Even Apple Bloom would have gotten them by now!”

“You’re not helping Dash!”

“You are already on your 6ths try Jessica.”

“I like to see you do any better.”

“Step aside chump, I got this.” She said while taking the rope from me.

And it turns out she a better shot then me. She got it in the first try. And started pulling the keys towards our cell and open the door. “See piece of cake.” She said with a big smile on her face.

“Now’s not the time to gloat Rainbow. We still have got to get out of here.” I said to her while she was sticking her tongue at me as I open the door. Big mistake.

*Creeeaak* *Doob*

None of us moved no one dared breathed.

It looks like this cell door could use a little oil.

We silently prayed that the dog was a heavy sleeper.

I looked it.

It wasn't.

The wood dog was now blocking the way out.

It was growling at us with a hungry look on its face. However, I remand calm because I remember it was still tied to the wall with a chain that is hanging loose…. on its collar… right there….“Oh, things are getting better and better aren’t they.” I replied with a hoof on my face.

“How is this any better?”

“That was sarcasm Rainbow!” I turn to tell her.

“In coming!”

“OOOOOOOOWWWWW!!!!”

One hour later,

“I should have left you behind Dash,” I said

“Hay we got out of there in one piece, didn’t we?” I then turn to stare into her eyes with a glare she chucks a little while scratching the side of her head. “Ok… mostly.”

“You let that dog bite me in the butt!”

“Hay I said I was sorry and I did warn you! But hay if it didn’t we would have gotten out of there.”

“Your just lucky its got tangle up on its own chain. Or we would have never been able to close the cell door on it."

“Oh, come on, I bandage you up. Didn’t I?”

“By using what was left of my dress to do so. I haven’t even got a chance to wear it yet.”

“Oh, stop complaining about it. That diamond dog wouldn’t let go of it and you were bleeding. Just be glad that the Timber wolf didn't completely take a bit out of you or this conversation would be completely different. Just be glad it’s over now.”

I was grumbling to myself the rest of the way back while I started to feel a little light headed.

I was admitted into Pony’s General. Once the doctors patched me up and assign me to a room. Once Rainbow was satisfy with my well been. She said something about letting someone called Twilight about what happen to us, and took off into the night sky.

Exclusive said he would be stopping by tomorrow to see how I was doing. And also said he would have a new dress for me ready by then. How he can do that in one night amazes me.

I fell asleep soon after; not wanting to deal with anything more for the today. At least that was the idea before I was awakened by a group of load voices.

“Surprise!!!”

“AHH!!! What’s going on here?? Who are all you ponies!!” I said clinging to the sheets of my bed next to my chest. That’s when Pinkie came into view.

“Why it’s your Welcome to Pony Ville/Get better soon Party silly.”

“What kind of party can I have if I am bed ridden for the whole thing? I appreciate the idea Pinkie but don’t you think it would be better; to wait until after I am release from the hospital. Before throwing a party for me?” I was smiling at her hoping she will take the idea and leave me alone for now.

“Huuummmm…Ok, but can we still give you the gift we brought with us at least?”

“I guess… ok then show me what you ponies have got me.” At least some good happen today.

Author's Note

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