Why me?

by Miner

Rating: everyone
Tags: Romance, Original Character, Comedy, Cutie Mark Crusaders, Random, Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Human
Length: 46992

I just want to go home.

Hello everyone. TO anyone that see this please know that I am stuck in a land of colorful ponies. Furthermore I have gone native both figurative and mentally. To make matters worst, I just can not catch a break in this world. I know I never had the best luck in the world, but what happening in this world is ridiculous.

Help me!

P.s. this story is HIE who doesn't know anything about the show.
Special thanks to Georg and everyone else in the comments for helping with an overdo editing for this story.

4/11/21
editing complete

Published 2016-11-30 04:20:01 UTC
Last updated 2022-04-27 15:32:25 UTC

Why me

*BARK* *BARK* *BARK* *BARK* *BARK*

"Would you be quiet already you dumb dog you haven't gotten me yet and you aren't got to make me come down from here by barking at me all night!"

Where should begin? Let's start with three hours ago. One minute I was taking a nap on my couch, and the next thing I knew, I was in the middle of nowhere. Well, if nowhere means that I am surrounded by trees as far as the eye can see, then yes, the middle of nowhere. I didn't panic at first, I knew it wouldn't help anyone, so I started with checking to see what I had on me than panic.

"Let’s see here: shoes a little loose but check, purse check, smart pho-..." I stop my checklist when I was reaching for my phone and notice that something else is reaching into my purse that isn't my hand. It's white and had fur on it. I didn't move for a few seconds until I realize something. Whenever I move my hand that thing moved as well. It took three seconds to register in my head that whatever this thing is, it’s mine... pulling it out of the purse, I look at the strange thing where my hand is supposed to be. I don't feel any pain coming from it, so my hands weren't amputated, but that doesn't explain where they went. Getting a closer look at it I could see it's flat and hard around the edges. I hit the ground a few times to confirm an idea of what they things are. "Ha. You know. If I didn't know better I would say that my hands were suddenly turned to hooves!"

"Alright, calm down Jessica. So you woke up in the middle of nowhere without any idea of how you got here. So your hands are gone, replaced with... whatever these stumpy things are called, without your consent. So what? It's not like you needed them to unlock your cell phone and call for help. But really, those are no reasons to panic, now. Right?"

My composure only lasted for a few more seconds.

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!" some of the nearby birds flew away from the sound of my scream.

"No this is not happening! This is all a bad dream, and I am waking up now!" I then bit what should've been my arm

"OW!... ow? That's not.... but... why am I still here?" I wasn’t dreaming for sure. It worst. I was in some kind of nightmare.

After accepting that this is real. I decided to look myself over to see what else is new. I still had the same clothes on when I fell asleep, however, the same thing can't be said for the rest of me. I have a white coat of fur also now I am a redhead. And not just a little amber red. I am talking about fire truck red. I then notice that some of the same red coming out of my pant leg. I had no idea why it was there until I pulled on it and felt some pain coming from my butt. "A tail, I have I tail as well? Wait. Stumped hands for arms, white coat that covers my whole body, a long hair, and matching tail! I am a HORSE?!

"Ok I didn't see that one coming but I am not going to get any help just sitting here." I tried to use my phone to call for help, or at the very least find out where I was at. However, I ran into three problems while trying: One, hooves don’t work well on smartphones. Two: I had no signal here. And three: I was starting to get hungry.

Giving up on the phone, for now, I put it back in my purse I had a look around at my surrounds and notice something.

The colors here are different.

There are so different and unnaturally that they are downright on cartoony. Now that I think about it. The trees here do look like some out of a cartoon.

And to make matters worse, the sun is going down, and everyone knows what happens to little creatures who get left behind in a forest alone.

"I need to get out of here now! But first, how do I use these to walk?"

My first attempt at walking on all fours went as much as you would have expected it would. I must have face planted so many times that am sure there is a rock stuck to my face somewhere. At least I was making progress, and let me tell you something, walking on all fours feels very weird.

Once I had mastered the walking of the hooves. I was left with about an hour of sunlight left. It started out for about two minutes when the sound of twigs snapping was sound to my left. Followed by a low growling sound. Slowly I turned around to see it. And doing so I now have a new phobia. Hiding in the shadows of the trees and bushes was a huge creature so ever slowly moving towards me. I could see the breadth of its mouth flumming in the evening sun. Its teeth were razor sharp really to destroy anything that gets near it. Did I mention those big yellow eyes it has?

It is amazing what one can accomplish when given the right motivation. Like learning how to run from some monster of the forest in less than a second. I must have been going 100miles per hours or… I don’t know, but it was definitely fast for someone who just learned how to walk two minutes ago. Also, did I mention that I was screaming for my life?

Well in any case. That’s how I end up just in my current predicament with that beast at the bottom of my new friend Treebeard. It's not the same one from the movie it is just some random tree I found while running away from the beast snapping its mouth at my tail. Also, I had to lose my pants along the way. It was just slowing me down. As for my precious shoes and purse, I couldn't bring them up with me. And was forced to leave them at the bottom of Treebeard. Once I was safe in the branches of Treebeard. I looked down to see that the creature had torn them to shreds. They shall be avenged, once I get a gun!

“Get on out of here you dumb mutt! You have already cost me over seven hundred dollars’ worth of damages that I won’t be able to replace anytime soon, particularly the purse. So, I have more important things to worry about right now than you right now. You have already wasted enough of my time. GO AWAY!!!”

*BARK* *BARK* *BARK* *BARK* *BARK*

I knew it was a pointless argument with it, but what else am I going to do while stuck up in a tree, because of this wood like creature. Now I know what those raccoons felt like when I treed them late at night all those years ago. I'm pretty sure that one of them would be enjoying my misery right now.

“Go catch a rabbit, a fox, or even a squirrel for all I care; just leave me alone already. Weren’t my shoes and purse enough for you?”

Oh, but it wasn’t, for it just went on and on snarling, growling, and barking at me for hours on end as the moon came up in the sky. At that point, I was beginning to wonder if it would ever go away.

As for me? I can’t stay up here forever, I would have to get out of here eventually and find help. Preferably before I die of dehydration or lack of nutrition. I need a plan of action soon or I am dinner.

Wait a moment… I am hoarse right now. How in the whole wide world did I climb up a tree with no fingers or claws? That doesn’t make any sense. But I guess I shouldn't be complaining about it because I am alive right now because of it.

I look down at this wolf… timberwolf I don’t know what it is, but I get the feeling it is not going to leave anytime soon. Now it's getting comfortable, waiting for me as it starts to eat what is left of my shoe.

I stared at it from my tree branch with my best death glare as it chewed my best shoe. If looks could kill, then this thing would be so dead.

Then my stomach reminds me that it's still on empty and now running on fumes. Deciding that still, I am now a vegey eater. Leaves are now my best choice at the moment. After slowly crewing one leaf I found out that leafs taste like sweet lettuce, and are surprisingly very filling.

Now I know I can wait out this dog; for I have food and you don’t. It is just a matter of time before it gives up and... leaves. Hee.

Until then I am going to need to look around these tree branches to see if any of them can be used for a bed. It didn't take long to find a good spot to sleep; however, I noticed the spot I found isn't a natural part of this tree.

There was a platform of sticks tied together and is big enough for me to lie on. Maybe I wasn’t the first one here with the same problem. Either way, I don’t know and don’t care at the moment; it’s a bed and I called dibs. Climbing on top of it and settle down and eat more of the leaves before I resting my head.

I just hope that I can find someone to help me tomorrow morning and get out of here. And if this bed is anything to go by, a town or house can't be too far away hopefully. I better get some shut-eye I got quite the day tomorrow. However, before I closed my eyes I look down at the dog one more time "I hope you choke on my shoe you mutt."

Author's Note

let me know what you guys think.

What's going on here?

I must admit I had better restful sleep camping out in the wood alone, but I give a three star for okay. It looks like that dog gave up somewhere in the middle of the night and took my shoes with him. I wait a bit to see if it was still around hiding somewhere nearby before I leave the safety of my tree. I wasn’t born yesterday now (or was I?). I even toss a stick or two to make sure. Once I have accepted that the coast was clear I made my way down. Which was, unfortunately, a lot more painful then it should have been. That branch looked solid before I stepped on it. Anyways right now my butt (or is it a flank now?) is singing a new tune with every step I take.

Looking at the tree I found the remains of my pants and purse scattered across the forest floor. After searching the wreckage for anything useful. I have found half a phone, three pieces of pants, some used gum gross, and $3.54 in change useless. Abandoning the site and Tree-bread I headed west in search of help, or at least I think it's west. Okay, I just started walking in circles for three hours and finding Tree-bread three thirds before I found a dirt road. Looking to the left and right there was no way of telling how far the nearest town was so I started walking hoping for the best. During my walk, I notice that the forest is rather interesting when something isn’t chasing you. I saw some interesting things and had to hide again when I heard something in the bushes towards me, dumb rabbit. Two hours later after eating some leaves not grass, I not that desperate I notice that the forest wasn't a thick as it was earlier and I could see a clearing up ahead.

Once out of the forest I could see a small village. Things are starting to look up for me. I can finally someone that can help me out. With a smile on my face, I make my way to the village. However, halfway there I stop I as a thought just a cure to me. Even if I did find someone, they might find a talking horse wearing a blouse would be a bit weird. But my option is that better off leaving this town. For all, I know this is the only town within a hundred miles of here. My best bet is hoping to find someone who would actually listen to me. Better play it cool until then. Just act natural and start looking

As I started walking in the town, I notice something really fast. First of all, they are all nothing but a horse with different colors of the rainbow here. What happened here? Did some kid go crazy with some spray cans or something and branded all of them with different kinds of tattoos on their flanks? Well, at least I don’t have to sneak around anymore. I blend right in. Now all that is left is to find out where are all the people. Or at least find a phone. As I continue my search, I start to get the feeling I am being watched. Looking around me, I soon find out why. For some odd reason a lot of the nearby horses are staring at me (mostly the stallions). I just look back at them trying to figure out what they are thinking in their little pony minds.

I know I am new here and all. But I could go without the stares. Just go on about your business and leave me alone. Or how about you tell me where are your owner’s are. It’s too bad you bad you can’t talk. Now that would make my day. Then I accidentally bump into something. looking in front of me is a bright pink one with a matching mane and tale. in fact, the only thing that isn’t pink is it eyes which were blue.

“Sorry about that.”

“Oh it’s okay,” she said. Wait… It can talk!

I think I am having a mental break down now right about now. Different color scheme okay, the wood dog alright, new body cool, but a talking animal! Where in the world am I? Is this someone’s idea of a sick joke? Because I am not laughing! Now looking back that the horse I just notice how big her eyes are. They are much larger than physically possible. I got a good look at them especially when she is on top of me, pining to the floor staring into my soul. Wait, when did it get on top of me?

“Wait! You're new here. You must be. For I don’t remember ever meeting a pony like you around here before.”

Oh, so I am a pony, not a horse got it. “Uhm. yes, I am new here.”

“That means it’s time for your welcome to Pony Ville Wagon Song.” She said getting off of me so I can sit up.

OK, the town is called Pony Ville (well no kidding) so where are the humans... ok now where did she get that wagon? It was not with her a minute ago. Also why and how is she jumping like that… Wait! Now she’s cartwheeling and standing up like a person now. How is she doing that she a pony not a person!

“Welcome to Pony Ville!”

Huh! Was she saying something?

“Wait for it”

Huh? When did the wagon open up like that? And why did confetti just came out of the Ahh incoming! I manage to cover my face before something came out of the horns got me. And now I am covered in goop, great. Huh, it smells like vanilla. It tastes like vanilla cake mix.

“Oops, I put the cake in the horns and the confetti in the oven again.”

Now how in the world do you forget something like that? “Ah excuses me but who are you miss?”

“Oh, I am Pinky Pie and your new friend.”

No kidding a pink pony is named Pinkie Pie…. wait, new friend? “You really I want to be my friend? But you don’t know anything about me.”

“Well duh. If I don’t become your friend; how will I get to know you in the first place?”

"Huh, I never thought about it like that way before." She then said something really fast that I could hear her. “I am sorry Pinkie, what did you say?”

“I said why are you wearing an outfit like that. Did you lose did you lose your hat or something? Because, if Rarity saw you like this she would have a fit.” she said tilting her head.

Oh right, my blouse. “Yes, I did. I lost some parts of outfit before coming into Pony Ville yesterday. You would happen to have some with you that I can borrow, would you?” It can’t hurt to ask, right?

“Noop, sorry.”

“Oh, well.”

“But I know a pony that will be more than grateful to help you out.”

“Oh, great I hope they can I would like to wear a complete outfit soon.” Sorry but coat or not coat I will not run around here in the nude. Hopefully, her friend can help me.

“Don’t worry about it. Exclusive would just love to have a new friend that likes fashion just as must as he does.” She said leading me somewhere down the street.

Wait we are going to a dude for clothes? And his name is Exclusive?! What were his parents thinking when they named him? “Are you sure he can help us Pinkie?”

“Oh, a course he can. He’s the best fashion designer in all of Pony Ville.”

“That's because he is the only fashion designer in Pony Ville Pinkie. Since Rarity is working in Canterlot.” said a new voice behind me that making me jump in fright. Looking behind me I didn't see anyone put when I looked up I saw her. The new pony is a appears to be a pegasus? She has a blue coat and mane & tail with every single color of the rainbow.

“Hi Rainbow Dash. I am taking my new friend over to see Exclusive because she wants some clothes.”

My eye started to twitch when Pinkie said her name. Is everyone here born a corning name?

“Uh, I don’t know why you want to clothes. They just get in the way and make no sense, to begin with in the first place.”

“And what do you mean by that?” I said quickly looking straight at her. Watch it Rainbow those are fighting words.

“Nothing much. I just don’t have any practical use or need for them. But I guess you like them then?”

"I most certainly do missy." There was a bell sounded after I said that. As well as someone else talking but that not important right now. I take in a deep breath and said my words of wisdom.

“A world without fashion is chaos.”

“I couldn’t have said it better myself Mam.” Said someone else.

Huh? I didn’t notice that we were in front of another building now. There a white stallion with a purple mane staring at us with a smile in the doorway. Ok seriously knock it off the staring you ponies; it’s starting to get creepy.

“Oh hi Exclusive. I want to introduce you to. Oh, my gosh I forgot to ask you for your name!”

"Oops now, how did I forget that? Hee… my name is Jessica. It is so nice to meet you. Exclusive I presume?”

“Nice to meet you to Jessica and yes.” He said walking towards me.

And then he kisses my hoof?! I don’t know the customs here but that’s not the kind of greeting I thought I would ever receive. Oh, great now I blushing, aren’t I.

“Oh come on Exclusive. Enough with the mushy stuff. We came here to help Jessica with her little problem.”

Way to single out the elephant in the room Rainbow.

“Yes, I have noticed her predicament Rainbow. I was about to address that. I assume you are in need of a dress, Miss Jessica?”

“What! No, not a dress just some pants will do.” I said quickly. There is no way he was actually going to give me a dress. I could never afford it to pay for it if it got ruin.

“Now see here Madam. A pony of your beauty mustn’t be concealed with mere rags. I will not stand for it. As also your coat and mane are s complete mess a quick trip to the spa will fix that. And then your natural beauty will best any pony in all of Equestria. Believe you me once I am done with you even Princess Celestial will have her work cut out for her.” He said smoothly.

I don’t know about that but it has got to mean something good. Wait, a spa! “You are far too generous sir Exclusive. But I just wanted some pants. Please don’t waste so much effort on me. Really I am total fine with just the pants.”

“Nonsense Madam. I insist think of it as my gift to for your troubles.”

I am not going to be able to talk my way out of this, am I? “Well if you insist. I would gladly accept your gift and join you in the spa.” Wait that came out wrong! “I mean, shall we be on our way?” I said with a small blush.

"Yes, mam but first a quick change of clothes."

Author's Note

if you are enjoying the story hang on. There is more to come.

What just Happen

I got to admit that I am feeling a bit spoiled by all of the gifts Exclusive have given me. I am going to have to make it up to him somehow. I am wearing a simple pink dress with a light trim around the ends along with a brown sun hat. I have a saddlebag where the actual dress is in. It’s a red dress with silver lining. I am going to wear it, after the spa. After a short walk, we arrive at a building. Which I can only guess is the spa.

“Here we are the spa where you can wash away all of your worries in their care,” Exclusive said waving his hoof in front of said building. He must like this place a lot. I hope it’s not too expensive. “Pinkie and Rainbow why don’t you join us?”

Pinkie looks excited but Rainbow, I might be seen things, but did she just stop in the air momentarily? She flying normally now, but she looks very nervous and she's sweating. I guess she’s not so fond of the spa. She starts looking left and right probably trying to think of a reason not to go. “Uhh, no thanks... I uhh got some clouds to move. That’s it clouds to move over to Sweet Apple Acres. So.... uh..... BYE!” Rainbow said quickly, but just as she turned around to take off in the sky. She started to glow a light blue and stop moving. What is going?

“Huh! Hay let me go! Exclusive, not cool.”

I then notice that Exclusive’s forehead has the same color glowing. Wait he has a horn! How did I miss that! Wait a minute. There is magic being used right in front of me, Awesome.

“Now Miss Dash calm down. If my memories serve me correctly. You said the same thing last time as well. Also, you said that you would be joining us the next time we would come here.”

Rainbow has a confused face. “I did?”

“Yes, you did.”

“I couldn’t have said that it must have been Pinkie Pie who did.”

“Nope, it wasn’t me Dashie. You did. And you also said you would can a hoofacure.” A what?

“What! No, I didn’t!”

“Did so!”

“Did not!”

“Did too"

“Did not”

“Did too”

“Did not”

Maybe I should stop this. Wait where have I seen this situation before?

“Did too”

“Did not”

“Did not”

“Did too”

“Did not”

“Did too”

“Did not”

“Did too”

“You never get a hoofacure and that’s that.”

“You can’t tell me what to do. I am getting one and that’s final!”

“Ok then, have it your way.”

Rainbow then marches into the spa with her head high and chest out. Everyone seems to be happy with her sudden change of heart. The front door was already closed behind us; when her brain started to work again. I could help but smirk when she realizes that she had doom herself.

“WAIT A MINUTE!”

This is the first time I have ever been in any type of spa. So far, it’s all right in my opinion I won't mind coming here or another one again. I am in a huge bathtub relaxing and enjoying every moment of this.

“GET OFF OF ME! GIVE ME BACK MY HOOF YOU FIENDS!”

Rainbow on the other hand-er hoof was fighting for her life. I can see Pinkie pinning her down on one of the massage chairs as the two workers are trying to file her hooves.

“I KNOW WHERE YOU ALL LIVE! YOU’LL NEVER SEE A SUNNY DAY AGAIN! RAINY DAYS WILL BE THE ONLY FORECAST YOU WILL EVER SEE!”

“Rainbow Dash, for Celestia sake you are overdue for a treatment for a while now. Now stop complaining and let the ladies do their job.” Exclusive said plainly in his mud bath across the room.

“That’s easy for you to say Exclusive. You’re not being forced to do something against your will” I included in the conversation.

“LISTEN TO HER YOU PONIES. SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE IS SAYING!”

You should have said that Dash. A smile comes to my face for a golden opportunity have given to me for a little fun. “However, didn’t she say earlier ‘You can’t tell me what to do. I am getting one and that’s final!’ I believe were your exact words.” I finished with a smirk. As she’s giving me her best death glare.

“Thank you, Miss Jessica. Now calm down Miss Dash. We are almost done here now just hold still.”

“LOOK OUT!!” Someone screamed

I look towards whoever just screamed.
But all that happen next was to fast for me to see. CRASH

“AHHH”

“Weee”

“Woah”

“Freedom!”

"What just happen?" I was sure I was in a bathtub on the other side of the room earlier. Not on the floor with something on my back and my mane blocking my vision. I don’t move for a fear of something else bad was going to happen. Oh, wait my back is killing me. "Ooooowwww."

“Is everypony ok? Wait. Sweetie Belle, what are you doing here?” Exclusive stated he got out of the mud bath.

Wait who’s Sweetie Belle? I then notice the weight on my back move off of me. Allowing me to get up and finally have a look around. Moving my mane to the side I could see that there is now a big hole in the wall nearby the tub. I also notice that Rainbow went flying through said hole.

"Sorry about that we were just helping out Derpy with her mail route one second. Next thing we know a cat ran in front of us in Scootaloos scooter, so we made a sharp turn to miss the cat. But then there's this whole mess of running into other ponies and things until we went flying on a ramp, and here we are." SweetieBelle said

I then notice that she wasn't alone there's a yellow filly with a red bow in the bathtub I was in. And an orange one stuck halfway in the wall before she pulled herself free.

"Well, that just happened."

Hay where did you go?

Ok so apparently, the trio of fillies that crash into the spa are known as the cutiemark crusaders (Whatever that means). And I am never going to forget just how loud these little fillies are; they could wake the dead without even trying. They also seemed to be the most adventurous little fillies around in town; but I think they are just thrill seekers. Well that’s what I gather from what Pinkie told me about them while we waited outside of the spa for them. They were trying to clean up their mess as best as they could but can you except form kids.

I was wearing a robe form the spa. I got to remember to change into my clothes later. Also I haven’t seen Rainbow since her grand escape earlier. Exclusive is talking with the spa ponies about something about helping them later and apologizing for the fillies. I feel sorry for them; until they fix the hole in the wall. They don’t have much of a business going for them. Well at least no one have hurt.

Oh, here comes the little trouble finders themselves. They all have the look of being caught red…. hoofed?

“Sorry for ruining your spa treatment earlier.” Said the orange one I think she was Scoutaloo or something like that.

“We didn’t mean to do it on purpose.” Said Applebloom

“Why are you still wearing the spa robe?” Said Sweetie Belle.

Wait what did she say? “What was that again, dearie?”

“I was wondering why you are you still were that robe?”

Well that something you don’t hear every day. “I like to wear clothes dearie, and I haven’t had a chance to change yet.” Honesty is the best policy. I all way say.

“Oh I was just wondering why. It’s just odd to see some pony wearing something. Since not too many of us wear clothes in the first place.”

“Now Sweetie Belle. Don’t go and make Jessica feeling uncomfortable now.” Oh, it looks like Exclusive is done talking with them.

“If she wants to wear something then it’s not up to us to tell her otherwise.”

If only my parents were like you; it would have save me form many years of criticism.

“Thank you sir. Now that’s everything is ok now. I going to get change. Be right back.”

Luckily for me changing rooms were spared from the crash earlier. But that’s not the problem I am facing right now. My clothes are gone! I already had enough problems learning how to take them on and off earlier and now they are gone. What gives?!

I then notice a blue feather nearby.

“WHY THAT LITTLE…. (The author has decided not to show following words for they are inappropriate for this age group).” And, it would also appear that my little mouth exercise has got the attention of all the ponies in hearing range. As I was catching my breath, Pinkie came next to me with a questioning look on her face.

“Ah Jessica what did you say? And what wrong?” she said tilting her head to the side.

“That …Beep… of a…Beep… just took off with my …Beep… clothes and …Beep… and what the ..Beep.. PINKIE WILL YOU STOP PLAYING THAT HORN IT’S DRIVING ME CRAZY” I shouted at her while trying to get that horn form her.

“But it’s funny. Also you need to be careful of what you say. Kids could be reading this story.” She says calmly moving away from me with that …Beep… horn!

“I SAID STOP THAT ALREADY!" and how did she known what I was thinking?!

“Well I might consider it. If you ask nicely.” She said with that big grin of hers.

“You can’t be serious right now. You know what never mind. I’ll deal with you later. In the meantime, I need to talk to Exclusive to see if he won’t mind giving me some more clothes.” I then made my way out of the dressing room with Pinkie bouncing right behind me. And I am not talking about a small little jump. I am talking about a basketball player jump! And what is strange is that she makes it look so easy. How was she doing that? Nevermind! I have got to stay focus. Clothes first, jumping pony later.

Once I had told Exclusive on what happen. He was more than welcome to help me out again. I would have huge him but that would have been weird, and not me.

Also, the spa ponies were nice enough to let me keep the robe. But a course I just had to return it once I was done with it.

We said bye to Pinkie and the others, before I head out with Exclusive. During our small walk a sudden thought just occurred me. 'Why haven’t I asked these ponies; to see if they know a way back to my home yet!' “Hay Exclusive hold on a second."

“What’s wrong Jessica?” he turns to me.

“I just realized that I don’t know how to get back home.”

“Why it's that?"

“Well how do I put it? I don't belong here."

"I know what you are feeling."

"You do?"

"Yes that is one of life many questions. Do I belong here or somewhere else."

"No Exclusive. That's not what I meant."

"Really?"

"I mean, I don’t belong here at all. I am not a pony.” Exclusive tilts his head in confusion.

“So are a changeling then?” That seemed to gotten the attention of the nearby ponies

That’s was not the response I was hoping for. Also what is a changeling? “No I am not a changeling! I am…” before I continue; I notice the crowd of ponies are getting bigger around us. I then decide that this was something not to be discussed out in the open.

“Ah maybe we should take this madder into a more private place. Before some pony starts to panics Exclusive.” I said pointing around us.

He then looked at the crowd of ponies and seems to understand what I am getting at. “Agreed. My house is nearby let’s go there.”

Normally he would have to taken me to dinner first. Before saying that. But I am in a hurry and will make an exception. We then quickly made a exit stage right on the crowd of ponies. Before they knew what happen we were long gone.

We then arrived at house about two blocks down the road. It looks like any other house in the area at a glance. But once inside it was a whole different stroy. It's amazing and not talking about like wow he gots the lasted things on the market. But the fact that almost everything in here has a jem or two embedded into it somewhere. I just stare in awe of what I was seeing. And I was still stand in the doorway. What kind of a job does this guy have if he can afford all of this? I mean even the curtains are litter with jewels!

“Miss Jessica are you alright?” Exclusive said form in the hallway.

“Huh? A yes I am alright.” I then made my way inside closing the door behind me. We then made ourselves comfortable on the coach. Before a casual conversation could begin about me. Something had made itself know to myself and it demanded attention immediately.

“Ah hold on a minute Exclusive, can I use your restroom before I begin my tale?”

“Why yes. It is down the hall second door to the right.”

"Thanks." I then made my way to the bathroom. However during the trip I thought I had heard something moved under the floor panels. But I didn’t give it much thought. I had a duty to do. Thank the lord that these ponies have something like our toilets or I would be in trouble.

Notice I had full filled my duties I then made my way to the sink. As I turn the water on I could see a big white creature with big blue eyes and crazy red hair staring at me. "GAH!" I scream and moved away. After calming myself down I just dawn on me that it was just my reflection. But then again it's the first time I actually saw my new face. So of course I wouldn't have recognize it. Moving towards the mirror again I can see for the first time since I got here what I look like. Putting a hoof on my face I confirm that this is my face. And in my opinion I look rather cute with my red mane, white coat and wait...."My colors are the same as the stinking flag's! Oh come on! Now this has to be someone's idea of a dumb joke!"

After fuming out in the restroom I calm down I titty up myself a little, washed my hooves (force of habitat) and left. I called out to Exclusive to let him know I was done. But he didn’t give reply to me which was odd. As I made my way to the Living room, I notice he was gone. How rude of him! Here I was ready to tell him what being going on with me I and then he disappears on me. The lest he could have done was let me know that he needed to go somewhere. I decide to wait for him to return from where ever he went off to. But after waiting over an hour in a stranger’s house with no entertainment things started to get boring. I am all alone with nothing to do and now I am getting hungry.

“Well all NUTS!”

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I just want to go home

Once my hunger became great. I had no choice but to raid his kitchen. The moment I step into the room I saw the most beautiful ever made in any world. A refrigerator. As I open the fridge I am greeted with the sight of fruits, veggies, eggs, milk, and the closed container of mystery. Which to choose… hum… I am going with the mystery box. It has got to have something good in it.
After fighting with the lid I looked inside, and can see some kind of brown liquid with small green things flowing in it. “Well it is in Exclusive's fridge so it has to be good. Oh well here goes nothing.” I lifted the countainer to my mouth and took a big gulp.*Gulp* *BELGH! * moving towards the sink, I poored the posion down the drain. “I forever regret my decision. Ok mental note, never trust the mystery box ever again.” I then rise my mouth in the sink to help rid myself of the taste, but it only helped a little. This here food can be considered torture in some countries you know.

Furthering the removal of the taste, I used the milk I found earlier. The cap I can get off easy, however. “How do I drink you?” It was in the shape of one of those 1-gallon jugs you get at the store. "Maybe I could pour you into a bowl and drink it from there? No. I will not drink milk like an animal. I can do this.” Putting my mouth around the small hole. Put my hooves on the side of the jug and ever so slowly began to lift it. Sweet was going down my brow as light it higher. I then put the jug down to calm my self. "Come on Jessica it's not that hard. Just get enough to rid of the taste and your done." I then tried again. Almost there. I can almost taste it. The milk went to fast into my mouth caussing me to choke and cough. I dropped the jug spilling the milk all ober the floor. And just when things couldn't get worst. “Brain freeze!” I shouted covering my head in pain. After my little episode, a set the milk upright. “Well, at least the bad taste in my mouth is gone.”

After putting the milk back, and using towels the clean up myself as well as the mess. I started to look around the house to see. Why becuase I am bord. During my search I notice that a lamp was missing on top of a dresser drawer. How I could tell?
Becuase boys will still be a boys and Exclusive haven't dusted in a while and there is a perfect clean circle on the dresser. As I continue my search; I notice that more stuff were also going missing. I even notice somethings have been moved in one our the others on the second time I was in there.

You would have to be pretty dense to not notice this and still think you are alone. “Ok Mr. Sneaky I can play your game.” a smile comes to my face as I came up with a plan. I started with going from room to room randomly looking for a hiding place big enough to hide a pony.

As my search continues to be unfruitful, I soon became discouraged. But then I heard a strange sound coming from the Livingroom. Once there my ears twitch left and right, but again I found nothing. Ok, plan B. “Well it looks like Exclusive not here anymore. I guess I will just leave and come back later.” I said making my way to the door until I am right in front of it. I know this is a dumb move but nothing in this world seems that smart to me so figure it would work here. Quickly I turn around. “AHH HAA, all nuts.” Nothing, I guess they aren’t that dumb. So, I turned around made my way to the door again. I scratch my ear to buy so time and tried again. “AHH HAA, oh drat. Hum, I think I am going now” Once I turn around again; this time to leave the house. That was then everything turned a dark brown and something hit the back of my head. Why didn’t I bother to look up?

I don’t know how long I was out for but slowly I started to come to. I remain perfectly still hoping my captors won’t notice I am awake. I then tried to slowly move my limbs testing them. I found out I am tied up but at least the bag is off my head. Slowly I open one of my eyes to find out where am I. The sight in front of me was less than welcome, the good news is I found Exclusive, the bad news is that he a little too close to me. In fact, far more than I would like him to be, any closer and he would be kissing me. But he seems to still be out cold which is a good thing; because if we weren’t, he would have noticed that my face is as red as an apple. Scooching away from him, I move my head upward to have a look around.

We seem to be somewhere underground ground if the dirt is any indication. Anyway, it would seem that we are also in a makeshift jail cell; you know like the ones in the old western movies. As I look through the bars of our cell; I can see that they have also had a guard dog here. It seems to have a collar on with a chain attached to the wall asleep. “Aw” Sue me I am a dog lover. I leaden in to get a better look at it. As I got a better look at him or her my enthusiasm starts to fade. Its fur looks more like a solid object than hair. And it's colored a dark brown. It’s a big boy that is for sure but there’s something familiar about this dog. I couldn’t put my finger on it. That was until I saw one of my shoes underneath its paws. It’s that same one that chased me up a tree yesterday!

“Not you again!” I yelled. That seem to woken it and Exclusive up. “Stay away from me you mutt!” I started to make my way away from to bars of the cell. My ropes are getting lose with all this moving. I give zero stars to whoever our kidnapper are for knot tying.

“Ah, what’s going on? Where are we?” Exclusive said waking up.

“We are going to be given a five star meal."

"Really?"

"Of course not! We been kidnap! What do you think happen?!" I shouted at him. Is his that dense or something?

“Oh, goody the ponies are awake.” Someone said from outside of the cell. A different kind of dog came into view. But this one is standing on its hind legs and is wearing a red vest. And it is ugly. The dog not the vest.

“What do you want diamond dog?” said Exclusive with a frown on his face.

So, this is a diamond dog. It looks nothing like a diamond. More like an earth dog or maybe a mutate dog.

“It’s not so much what we want pony; but what you’re going to do for us.” This was form another one coming into view. This one looks like a girl diamond dog. I can tell because it is wearing the red dress Exclusive gave me earlier!

“That my dress you mutt! Give it back!” I guess Rainbow didn’t take my clothes then. I got apologize to her if I ever see her again.

“No way you pony and it’s not like you’re going to needed them. And the robe is comfortable as well, in case you’re wondering pony.”

“Robe?” I then notice that I am naked here. I mean sure ponies don’t need any clothes because of their coat, but I wasn’t born a pony, now was I?

“EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKK!!!” My scream cause everyone to cover their ears. Fun fact, screaming in an enclosed area amplifies the sound ten-fold. “Give me back my clothes you monster!!”

“What!?” The female dog said.

“My clothes, give them here, you mutt!”

“NO I won’t you pony! Also, you yell one more time and we will starve you for one week pony.” The female said sternly. I don’t like being told what to do, but I am also not dumb to ignore this threat. Without knowing how long we are going be here for, and with the possibility of not having food for a week; I hushed up.

“Good. Now let me tell you what going to happen to you ponies. You are going to make little ponies for us. And then we will let you go.”

There was a good five seconds of silence before another word was spoken.

“WHAT!!??” Me and Exclusive shouted together.

“We need more ponies to work in the mines. You ponies are better at finding gems for us. So, you ponies are going to make more ponies for us so we never have a shortage of pony workers around here.”

That’s good idea miss, but I am not going to spend my life down here. I may not have a plan to get out of here at the moment, but I will. Until I do. It would best for now to play along. Hopefully Exclusive is a good actor.

“Ok then.”

“WHAT?!” Exclusive said staring at me in shock.

“Really?” the diamond dog said. I guess she was expecting more of a fight.

“Why yes, if all you want is more ponies form us. Then I am ok with it.” I then lowered my eyes at Exclusive, got to sell you know. “Especially if I can do it with him.”

Exclusive mouth drops.

As I move towards Exclusive my ropes practically crumble away. ‘well at least that is one less thing to worry about.’ I then put my head against the side of his head. I am blushing like mad but I needed to keep it together for a little longer. If I convince these dogs that I am willing to corporate with them; they will leave us alone. I lean my mouth near his ear and bit lightly as I whisper to him. “Play along until they leave so we can escape.”

That seem to calm him down a bit. He then starts to nuzzle back and then he sniffs me? Well someone is enjoying this more than needed. I just hope he remembers that we are playing around.

As I looked back that the dogs well they are doing their impression of a statue. However the boy eyes are covered by the girl paws while looking very embarrass.

I gave them a glare and said. “Do you two mind?!”

“AH! Sorry pony. Ah bye now.” Well she can sure move when she wants to. But forgot the other one in the room. Two seconds later she came back and pulled him out of the room with her.

“Well that was easier than I thought. Ok they gone you can stop now.” I stop my actions but notice Exclusive didn’t stop his for some reason. “Ah, you can stop now Exclusive. Exclusive!” That did it.

We are now facing each other with blushes on our faces, as we tried to calm down. That was more thrilling than I thought it would be. I wonder how far he would have gone…No bad brain. Don’t even think about it. It will NEVER. EVER. Happen.

“Sorry Jessica. I guess I got a little carried away there. Ha ha.” He said with a light chuckle.

“It’s ok don’t worry about it. Now then we just have to…”

“Find a room for the two of you.”

“Huh! Who said that!” We look around and found Rainbow was lying on a bed at the back of the cell. She must have been there to see the whole thing! She also has a big grin on her face. “Were you…” I tried to make a sentence.

“How long have you been...” Exclusive not fairing any better than I am.

“Don’t you dear tell any pony what just happen here!” I told her with my best glare but I don’t think it working very well; for she starts to be chuckling at our expense. I am also blushing again for some dumb reason. I just know she’ll never let me live this down. Her laughter is louder.

“Oh, just kill me now.” I say weakly lowering my face putting a hoof on my face.

“HAHAHAHA.” She started to laugh out loud.

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What has become of my life?

“And then she started to kiss him to the floor!”

“THERE WAS NO KISSING DASH!” I shouted while blushing at the thought.

“If you two are done bickering like fouls. I would like to get back to Pony Ville before night falls.” Said Exclusive

“Fine.” We both said.

We had successfully gotten out of that underground cave and it turns out Pony Ville wasn’t that far from where we were at. I think they said we were in the mines nearby the town.

However not all of us made it out of there in one piece. Take me for instance I am forced to lay down in this makeshift wagon being pulled by one of the other ponies that we had also freed on our way out. And Rainbow has been telling them all about what happen earlier between me and Exclusive ever since.

What have I done to desire this humiliation… oh right, the spa.

“Well, she started it,” I said while pointing my hoof at her.

“I don’t care who started it. You two have been at it for the past hour. Enough is enough.”

Oh, it has been going on much longer than an hour ago, good sir.

Once Rainbow had stop laughing at me, we then started to make our way out of that cell. The ropes weren’t much of issue to deal with because it turns out the rope were just some old useless ones. They seemed just to fall apart with just the right amount of forced. These ropes couldn’t hold a filly for it life, so now they lye all over the floor in shame.

However, we soon learn that maybe those dogs weren’t as dumb as we originally though. For I thought it would be a good idea to leave this place via magic, but that when things started going wrong.

“What do you mean your magic isn’t working? It’s magic you can do practically anything you want with it! Why won’t it work?” I was in Exclusive face asking why are best bet of getting out of here isn't working.

He just looks confused. Backing up a bit he taps his horn a little but still nothing. “I just don’t understand it, this has never happened before. It just won’t work for some reason.”

“Hey, everypony I think I found out the reason why. Come take a look at this wall.” Rainbow gestured.

“All I see is just a wall of dirt and rock what is so special about it?” I questioned her.

“Those rocks are the same one's the changeling’s use in their hive; they have the ability to stop all magic nearby.”

“Well get rid of them!”

“No can do. These rocks are too big for me to remove.”

“Then Smash them!”

“That’s not how they work. It’s not like one of Twilights experiments. These rocks will keep their ant-magic zone working; just as so long as we are near them. Regardless, there isn't enough room for me to fly here to get enough speed to smash them when they are this big.”

“Ok then forget the magic and let’s use our heads then. We don’t have much time before those dogs come back to check up on us. And we need to be gone by then.”

“Easier said than done Jessica.”

“Less talking more thinking,” I told her as I started to pace around the cell thinking.

“Hay I can see the keys on the wall over there.” Exclusive pointed out.

We all rushed over the bars to indeed see the keys over on the wall.

“Perfect now all we have to do I get them.”

“Oh, yah and how are we going to do that genius?”

“Oh, quite simple my dear Rainbow with some rope occurs.”

“Did you lose your marbles or something? We don’t have any rope. Or did you forget that the ones that we had earlier are just pieces of string everywhere? So where are we going to get some new rope while we’re stuck inside of this cell?”

“Why I am glad you asked Rainbow. Because you and Exclusive are going to help me make one.”

“And how are we going to make a rope? He doesn’t have magic and even if he did it’s useless at the moment. Don’t you remember the rock wall over there?”

I smile at them “Don’t worry about that wall; for I am just going to tie up our mane and tails into one.”

“WHAT!?” they shouted together as I hushed them.

“Oh, come on what do you think I was going to use?”

“But but but we will be naked without them!” Exclaimed Exclusive.

“Do you two want to spend the rest of your lives in here; being forced to breed, by DOGS!?”

They stop to think about it for a monument before Rainbow spoke up “Well when you put it that way.”

“Good, it’s sidled then. Rainbow please find a flat rock that we can sharpen into a knife while I make sure the coast is clear.”

It turned out better than I thought it would be. I had Exclusive cut our manes and had Rainbow cut our tails. We let Exclusive cut his own tail because I wasn't going to do it. But I did help out with his mane though.

It took some time but I manage to make a string of rope with our hair. I had tied a rock at the end to hopefully help out lasso those keys. Before throwing the rope we made sure that the guard dog was asleep.

Once I was convinced that it was safe. Took the rope in one hoof lean against the bars and throw the rope with the other hoof. But as fate would have it. I am never going to be able to participate in the rodeo any time soon. By the fifth throw I was beginning to lose it.

"Come on it's right there!"

"Need some help, Jessica?"

"No, I got this!" I throw it one more time it bounced off the wall and hit the dog on the head. It began to stir. Panicking I did the first thing that pops into my head when I saw one of its eyes open.

"Ah... Go to sleep. Go to sleep. Closed your big bloodshot eyes. La la la la."

Yes, it was dumb and silly but it worked. It yawned and went back to sleep. Why does hoof have to be so hard to throw stuff with? I want my hands back!

"Okay. Two things Jessica." Rainbow said quietly. "One nice singing. And two how can you miss those keys? Even Apple Bloom would have gotten them by now!”

“You’re not helping Dash!”

“You are already on your 6ths try Jessica.”

“I like to see you do any better.”

“Step aside chump, I got this.” She said while taking the rope from me.

And it turns out she a better shot then me. She got it in the first try. And started pulling the keys towards our cell and open the door. “See piece of cake.” She said with a big smile on her face.

“Now’s not the time to gloat Rainbow. We still have got to get out of here.” I said to her while she was sticking her tongue at me as I open the door. Big mistake.

*Creeeaak* *Doob*

None of us moved no one dared breathed.

It looks like this cell door could use a little oil.

We silently prayed that the dog was a heavy sleeper.

I looked it.

It wasn't.

The wood dog was now blocking the way out.

It was growling at us with a hungry look on its face. However, I remand calm because I remember it was still tied to the wall with a chain that is hanging loose…. on its collar… right there….“Oh, things are getting better and better aren’t they.” I replied with a hoof on my face.

“How is this any better?”

“That was sarcasm Rainbow!” I turn to tell her.

“In coming!”

“OOOOOOOOWWWWW!!!!”

One hour later,

“I should have left you behind Dash,” I said

“Hay we got out of there in one piece, didn’t we?” I then turn to stare into her eyes with a glare she chucks a little while scratching the side of her head. “Ok… mostly.”

“You let that dog bite me in the butt!”

“Hay I said I was sorry and I did warn you! But hay if it didn’t we would have gotten out of there.”

“Your just lucky its got tangle up on its own chain. Or we would have never been able to close the cell door on it."

“Oh, come on, I bandage you up. Didn’t I?”

“By using what was left of my dress to do so. I haven’t even got a chance to wear it yet.”

“Oh, stop complaining about it. That diamond dog wouldn’t let go of it and you were bleeding. Just be glad that the Timber wolf didn't completely take a bit out of you or this conversation would be completely different. Just be glad it’s over now.”

I was grumbling to myself the rest of the way back while I started to feel a little light headed.

I was admitted into Pony’s General. Once the doctors patched me up and assign me to a room. Once Rainbow was satisfy with my well been. She said something about letting someone called Twilight about what happen to us, and took off into the night sky.

Exclusive said he would be stopping by tomorrow to see how I was doing. And also said he would have a new dress for me ready by then. How he can do that in one night amazes me.

I fell asleep soon after; not wanting to deal with anything more for the today. At least that was the idea before I was awakened by a group of load voices.

“Surprise!!!”

“AHH!!! What’s going on here?? Who are all you ponies!!” I said clinging to the sheets of my bed next to my chest. That’s when Pinkie came into view.

“Why it’s your Welcome to Pony Ville/Get better soon Party silly.”

“What kind of party can I have if I am bed ridden for the whole thing? I appreciate the idea Pinkie but don’t you think it would be better; to wait until after I am release from the hospital. Before throwing a party for me?” I was smiling at her hoping she will take the idea and leave me alone for now.

“Huuummmm…Ok, but can we still give you the gift we brought with us at least?”

“I guess… ok then show me what you ponies have got me.” At least some good happen today.

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Why can't I just get a break?

It’s morning now, around 8 I think. I filled with the sense of relief of having a peaceful time waking up and not have to worry about my own safety.

For once.

Pinkie’s party was alright all things consider, however it ended rather quickly when my nurse Redheart came in to the room. I found out her name when the ponies in the room suddenly turned around and said her name before running everywhere in a panic. I had no idea that ponies could clear such a small room so fast. I also remember a funny though during it when about three or four ponies tried to escape through the same window next to my bed and got stuck, until another one ran into them. It still cracks me up.

As for the gift they brought me. Nurse Redheart let me keep them with me, but I did lose the cake.

Got to get find that one later.

I moved the presents over to the right of my bed and had separate them into ‘what I know and don’t know’ piles'. I wasn’t sure what to do with them, considering I have no idea how to use most of them with these hooves of mine. I am mean how does a pony even brush themselves, without turning into a pretzel?

On another note, remember the time when I said leaves were tasty. Well, I take that back, they are the worst thing to ever grow underneath the sun. This salad is horrible.

“Leave it to the hospitals to turns a tasty treat into last week cold slaw.” I said pushed the tray away from me. “I am not eating this.” But then again there is not trash can in here (weird) and I can’t just leave this here. They will think I am neglecting my health by not eating right. “What to do?” I then notice that the window was still open. Making sure no pony was nearby; I toss my toxic waste outside.

*Splat*

“AAAGGGHHH! It has got me!”

I then closed the window quickly. I was in the restroom the whole time. That’s my story and I am sticking to it.

Speaking of restrooms, I need to use one, but I can’t really use one right now with the way my butt is right now. Where’s that nurse call button when you need it, because I don’t see it anywhere. Oh well, at least the hospital staff can’t be that far away from my room. “Hello! Nurse, Doc, Somepony! I am in need of a little help over here!” It didn’t take long for Red Heart show up.

“What seems to be the problem Dearie?” she seems like a nice pony, maybe I should give her one of these gifts. But first things first.

“I need to use the restroom,” I said while squirming a little in my bed.

“Ok then; one moment while I go get your bed pan.” She said as she made her way to the closet nearby.

“Wait! Bed pans?! No way.

"Miss Jessica. Your injuries on your flank will make using the restroom too difficult on your own. Until your injuries recover more. You are stuck with a bed pan for now."

"Do I have to?”

“Yes.”

“Ok then I guess, If I have no choice then." I going to kill Rainbow once I get out of here! "I really do need to go.”

"Okay give me a second to get your bed pan." I can’t believe I am going to have to use one. I was honestly hoping for a modified version of a toilet, not this.

However, if there is one thing I have learn in life is that you don’t argue with the one that is helping you. Or was it you don’t bite the hand that feeds you? I am not sure, anyways I don’t care anymore because I need to go now.

However, right in the middle of my private time, I get the feeling that this hospital is under staff. Not because that Red heart is the only nurse I have seen since got here. Or the fact that this place iz so quiet. But I am sure that every hospital has a front desk person. You know the one who would be at the of the front of the hospital to greet anypony coming in and lets you when visiting hours over. Whom in turn would have told anypony who wanted to pay a visit; to wait and see if its ok to visit. Because they should have told Exclusive here who just walk right into the room with no pony trying to stop him to wait until the nurses are done helping the patients. Did I mention I was still using the bed pan when he came in my room? Because I am still using it! In fear and embarrassment, I let him know the errors of his ways with a pillow to the face.

“AAAAAHHHH EXCLUSIVE A LITTLE PRIVACY!” I screamed while blushing like mad.

“SORRY!” he said with a quick U-turn out of the room with Nurse Red Heart Right behind him.

Why don’t these room have locks on them?! “Oh, how embarrassing.” I groan to myself rubbing my face with my hooves. I hoped he didn’t see much; I am never going to be feeling safe using the bathroom again. “Wait? Did he drop a bouquet of roses on his way out?” I can see a dozen roses tie nicely in a yellow ribbon just lying there on the floor.

Regardless, rose or no rose you do not enter someone else’s room without knocking first. I can hear Exclusive getting an ear full by Red Heart outside, as I calm myself down. You tell him girl! At least for a little while longer at least, I almost done here.

Wait how do I throw that pillow anyways?

Once I was done doing my duty. I decided to save Exclusive from my body guard. “Nurse Red Heart I am done in here.”

“Okay, I will be right there Dearie. And YOU MR. Wait out here until I say otherwise UNDERSTAND!?” Whoa now I feel sorry for Exclusive for getting on her bad side.

Not really, he deserves it.

Redheart closes the door behind her as she enters the room. “I must again apologize for the rude interruption earlier by that stallion. Nothing like this have every happen before Miss.”

“Oh, is ok he a friend. And I don’t think saw much anyways.”

“If you say so, Miss.”

Once I was all clean up. Exclusive was nowhere to be found. I guess after that little episode; he would come back later.

Nothing happen exciting happen until two hours later. When somepony was knocking at the door.

"Who is it?"

"It's me Exclusive."

"Come on in." He had smile on his face, but I meet him with a frown. I knew what he was going to say so I decided to beat him to the punch.

“What happened earlier never happened Exclusive, so what do you want.” that seemed to surprise him before he decides to talk.

“I came to give you this.” He then levitates a small box towards me. “It’s a potion that’s help restore cut off mane and tails to their formal glory.” He said as I open the box revealing the blue liquid in a bottle.

I know most people would thing this as a joke, or it's too good to be true thing, and would refuse it right away. But when you wake up in a land of magical talking ponies and you find out that you yourself are one. You just have to roll with it, and believe that somethings are just possible here.

Drinking the juice I felt a tingle in the backside of my neck, and were my tail would be. In less than a second and hair was back like it never left. I give my new hair a quick brush over with my hooves. I am not sure if I should kill him for the horrible aftertaste or kiss for giving me back my mane and tail. Wait did I just say kiss? Bad brain!

“Thank you Exclusive for that. So how are you doing today”

“The better question is how are you doing Miss Jessica?”

“Huh! What do you mean?” I said tilting my head.

He then moves his way to the side of my bed. “Well you were just ponynapped, bitten by a Timberwolve, and then sent the hospital all in one day. I know I am not going to be feeling safe around my house again anytime soon. But I was just wondering if you are alright?” Well at least he is honest.

“I am doing alright, even with everything that had happened so far.” I chucked a little at that.

“Indeed that is very good. I can also see that the potion did its job as well.” He said gesturing to my now visible mane.

“Yes, it did but what about you? Didn’t you get one for yourself?” I said finally taking notice that he is wearing a blue cloak.

“Unfortunately, no. Zecora only had enough for one batch. So, I need to wait until she has a chance to get more supplies for one.” He said with a little sad tone of voice.

“Gee that must stink.” I said shaking my head. “By the way how are the other ponies doing? You know the ones we rescue from the mine.”

“Well, most of them left town shortly after returning Pony Ville.”

“Oh well. At least they are alright now. By the way, whatever happened to Rainbow?”

“As for her, I haven’t seen since she left us last night, but I believe she went to see Twilight.” There’s that name again.

“Who is this Twilight I keep hearing about. Is she somepony important around here?” I would like to know, maybe she can help me.

“That’s right you said you were from out of Pony Ville’. But I thought everypony would have heard about Princess Twilight Sparkles, The Princess of Friendship.”

She a WHAT! "Wait there’s a Real Princess nearby!” I didn’t think there was any form of government here, let alone royalty.

“Why yes, Twilight is a very nice mare, although she could use a stallion in her life. She’s always busy saving somepony or researching something. She really needs to get out more without working on something.”

“Sounds like she in need of some friends. Wait didn’t you says she’s The Princess of Friendship. Why doesn’t she just make some friends that do a little paring every now and then. That’s should do the trick.”

“That would make senses if she hasn’t already done that. She friends with Pinkie Pie, needed I say more?”

“Well I didn’t see that coming. And no, no I don’t. So, what does she do around here exactly? I don’t see her doing much from what you are telling me?” Besides making Friends.

“Well, you can ask her yourself later I heard she was coming over later to see you.” He said taking a seat on the chair nearby the bed.

“See me? Why? Was it because of the Diamonds dogs or just to see how I am doing? Because I find it odd that somepony as important as Twilight would come to see me out of the blue like this."

“Probably the latter. She’s nice that way.” I am starting to like her already, but…

“So, do I need to bow to her when she comes in because I can’t really do that right now,” I said gesturing to my flank.

“Probably not she’s not that formal of a Princess. Just talk to her like you would to anypony else.”

“Ok now I really like her, thanks for the advice Exclusive.” I was going to say more before some random stallion came into the room panting out of breath.

This one was orange with a blonde mane wearing a cowboy hat and a brown vest.

I am really getting tired of all these interruptions.

“Exclusive your House is on fire!”

Oh, come on! It is just one thing after another around here.

“What… but I… Pony feathers. Sorry, Jessica but I got to go. Good luck with the princess I will be back later.” And with that, I was all alone again. Great!

“Why can’t I just have a normal day?!” I said rubbing my hooves to my face.

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Hope?

I am getting really nervous now; it has been over an hour since Exclusive left to save his house. I hope Exclusive’s house is alright; It would be such a waste if they don’t put out the fire in time. But I have my own problems to worry about soon.

I know that Exclusive said to act natural around the Princess when she going to show up. But how do you even do that? I never had to meet Royalty before and what is she excepts me to act a certain way around her. Maybe I am just over thinking it and I just can’t calm down. After all, first impressions are always important when meeting new people regardless of who they are.

And if I want to have any chances of getting back home; I would have to get on her good side. If anypony would know where to start looking to find a way home, it would be her.

Knock, Knock, Knock

Hang on, somepony is at the door.

“Ah… hello anypony in there, may I come in?” Well, it’s not Nurse Red Heart. The voice is too quiet and time. Could it be her?

“Yes, you may Miss.” Ok let’s get a good look at this new pony. Pocking her head through the door I can see a yellow pegasus with a long pink mane.

“Hello there. Are you Jessica?”. This has to be Twilight I mean she has the looks that scream ‘I am a princess’.

“Why yes, that would be me. And I heard that you wanted to see me.” Ok, it’s crunch time Jessica, don’t mess this up.

“Oh, really? I just wanted to make sure you were alright after I heard what happen to you from Rainbow.” She said quietly.

“Yeah, I figured as much. So, what can I do for you today?” Easy now; don’t panic you are doing great so far.

“Well, I brought you some books for you so you have something to do while you are here.” I like her.

“Oh! That’s very thought full of you Princess.” Oh dear. That seems to have surprised her. I guess she doesn’t use her title that often… oops.

“Oh my…” she said to bring a hoof to her mouth.

“Sorry about that Twilight. I guess you don’t use your title that often.” Huh now she looks like panicking now. Not good I got to do something.

“Oh, but I not…” Oh …ok she was just surprised that I knew who she was and now is just trying to be modest.

“Now I don’t want to hear it!” It’s time to help this pony out.

“Huh?” She said staring at me.

“You know, about not caring about your title. You were given a very good one, form what I have heard. So don’t be embarrass by it, embrace it for it’s a part of who you are.” Nailed it.

“But...” Oh no, you don’t, I am on a roll here Twilight!

“No BUTS! Twilight. If you don’t take pride in yourself and stand up for yourself then everypony will just walk all over you. Then you’ll never be able to enjoy being with your friends completely if you can’t even be comfortable with yourself.” Words of wisdom Ponies. Now for her other problem.

“Let alone find a stallion for yourself.” Oh, now she's embarrassed.

“HUH!?” I think I hit gold.

“You know what I am talking about girl. You want to find that somepony you can lean on to when your weak. Who will always be by your side. That’s one Special Somepony who will be with you forever.” I think I am getting to her.

“Ooh” She has a faraway look in her eye but I am not done yet.

“But first you need find him, and you can’t do that being indoors all the time. You need to get out there. And once you find him grab hold of him and never let go.” Now to drive it home. “And to let him know that you are always him and he is always yours.” She leans in at this. “You must kiss as much as to your heart content. Kiss him like it’s the last time you’ll ever get a chance to kiss him again. And …Huh!” Wow I didn’t know pony coat could change color like that. Are they part chameleon or something?

“oh… my!” Uh maybe I went a little too far? She looks like a tomato now.

“Uh Twilight… are you feeling ok? You are looking a little red there.” I think I broke her. Ok Now I know definitely I broke her! She just felled over onto her side on the floor on top of the roses (which I forgot they were still there) mumbling some like ‘kisses’ quietly to herself. I didn’t mean to break the Princess! Honest! I was just offering some friendly advice!

“NURSE HELP!” oh please don’t there be a penalty for braking royalty.

Soon Red heart came running into the room “What’s wrong dearie… Goodness what happen to her!” she said rushing to her side. “Fluttershy are you alright, can you hear me?” no response came from…hold on a second!

“Wait?! Fluttershy!” It has at that moment that I realize that I dun goofed. “She not the… but I thought… I had no idea that she wasn’t Twilight.” I continue to lay there watching the scene in front of me.

Red Heart took Fluttershy to the coach nearby along with the roses, I can only hope she alright. I didn’t mean to do that to her. I didn’t know she wouldn't be able to handle it. I thought she was the Princess ok.

Then again, if she really was one and with what just happen... I don’t want to think about it anymore!

Also, if there one thing that I have learn during my time here. Is that somehow in some way everypony name has something to do with that pony in one way or another. And with a name that ends with the word ‘shy’ along with her reaction only helps prove my claim. I can only imagine what’s she thinking right now. Poor girl I am so sorry.

“Oh, goodness what have I done?!” Please live Fluttershy.

“Now don’t start going Rarity on me Jessica she be just fine. She just need some time to calm down, but I might I ask, how did this happen?” It would be best if I were to come in clean the whole way.

“I thought she was Twilight and gave her some advice about the important's of standing up for herself.” I then notice that I can see Fluttershy eating the roses from here.

“That can’t be all of it.” Red Heart said wanting a more elaborate explanation.

“And I might have also told her to get a stallion for herself and that she can kiss him as much as she wanted to.” I was pulling my sheets closer to me as I said that. Red just nods understanding what really happen.

“Ok now That will do it.” She then pulls a hoof down her face. “And just what in Equestria were you thinking?! The word ‘shy’ is in her name for a reason you know!!” Uh oh, she mad now!

“I wasn’t thinking. I thought she was the Princess and I had heard about how she needed some help in certain field of life. So, I gave her some of my personal advice about self-confides and finding the right stallion. Please don’t hurt me!” I would like to see my next birthday.

“What with all the fuse going on around here… hay what happen to Fluttershy!?” I turn to the door to see a new mare in the door way.

This pony has a purple coat and mane with a pink highlight running through her mane and tail. Also, she seems to have both a horn and wings; I guess that’s how you can tell if they are royalty. Now I just feel silly for thinking Fluttershy was a Princess.

“Also, where did those roses come from and can I have some?” Huh? Oh, right Exclusive drop them…. why did he had them in the first place?

“Excuses me Miss are you Twilight?” she turns to look at me to reply.

“Yes, I am and you must be Jessica.” She said as Red Heart quietly left the room. Ok then, no need to let Twilight know what happen earlier.

“That’s what I have been going by for as long as I can remember,” I said with a wave of my hoof.

“Right, so how are you doing today?” she replied with a roll of her eyes first.

“Ok for all things considering.” I better get comfortable she seems to want to talk for a while.

“I can only imagine. I heard that it was you, Exclusive, Rainbow and some more ponies that were pony-napped by some Diamond Dogs. All for the whole purpose of breeding. Correct?” she said while raising an eye brow at the end.

“Yes, it was very odd, to say the least. Also, why are you asking me this? Didn’t Rainbow tell you already what happened?” tilting my head as I asked her.

“Yes, she did, but I would like to get your opinion on what happened. Maybe Rainbow miss something that would explain why they did what they did. For it isn’t common D.D. behavior.” Interesting.

“Maybe they are just starting to use their heads,” I said raising both of my hooves in a shrug.

“If they are; they might become a problem for Pony Ville and even for all of Equestria. That why I must find out as much as I can. So that this doesn’t become something we need to be worrying about later.” That makes sense, got to watch out for the safety of her subjects after all.

“If that’s the case you don’t have much to worry about then. They aren’t that bright and can get embarrass very easily. After all that’s how we got out of there in the first place.” I chuckled at the end remembering how easy it was to lose those D.D. “In my opinion, I think they are still have twenty years before they become a threat to any pony.”

“Well, that’s a relief.” She replied with a sigh.

“Now then what did happen to Fluttershy?” she asked turning to face her. By now all the roses are gone. Nuts I wanted to try some to.

“She slipped on the roses and hurt herself; so, Nurse Red Heart is letting her rest on the coach until she feels better.” I am not going to tell her that I did that to her.

“Really?” she doesn’t look convinced.

“More or less, but Twilight I was wondering if you can help me with something?” It’s now or never. It’s time to break the ice.

“Oh, and what might that be?” she turns to look at me interested.

“Twilight have you ever heard of a creature named a human?” I simply asked.

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WHY!

Pain that all that I am feeling right now. I can feel it form the top of my brain to the bottom of my hooves. What happen? All I remember was talking to the Princess about humans and then nothing. But obviously something did happen around that time because whatever I am lying on now isn’t a bed. It is cold smooth and ruff and I can’t see anything. Why can’t I just do one thing without something else happening right in the middle of it. Wait something on my face and stomach, oh and now I can feel something moving on top of me. Oh, please don’t let it be a giant bug!

“Uuuuggh.” Oh yes, it’s not a bug! Wait a minute, somepony is on top of me. “Huh? I am alive? I am alive!” Wait that sound like Exclusive. “Ground oh how I miss you!” I can hear the sounds kissing; which would be so bad if I weren’t also feeling them on my belly!

“HAY! NOCK IT OFF!” Oh, great I am blushing again. Can’t I wake up without him near me or something!

As soon as he got off me, I could see again I could now conclude that it was indeed Exclusive kissing my belly. He looks so cute looking like a tomato… wait.

"Why are the fillies trio here, and why are they…correction why are we covered in dirt and random debris? Where are we?" I then started to look around.

“Isn’t that Pony Ville, way down there….” Something wrong here. Why are we on a mountain?

“Yes, it is. Well, what’s left of it.” Apple Bloom said scratching her head.

She not kidding I can see the destruction form here. Annnd there goes a house.

Backing up form the view I turn to the others. “Well then. Can somepony tell me what happen?” I asked.

“That’s right you were out of it during the whole time.” Said sweetie belle.

“But shouldn’t you know something. I mean, after all, it all started from your room.” Said Scootaloo.

“What do you mean it started form my room. All I remember was talking to the princess and then I wake up here. And ow, why do I hurt all over? What happen?And how did we all get here?

“Well, I all I know that it all started form the hospital.” Said sweetie belle.

"You said that already."

“Oh, Rainbow brought u... wait where is she!?” Exclusive said looking around.

“Over here guys she’s over here!” said Scootaloo.

We made our way over the to where Scootaloo was pointing and can see Rainbow unconscious near a cave entrance. Oh, please don’t let this land have dragons I hate dragons. They always kill me in those R.P.G.’s games.

“Is she ok?” I said keeping an eye on the cave.

“I am not sure. I am no doctor, but I think she is just asleep.” Exclusive said while giving her a look over.

“Well, that’s a…”

We then heard a loud voice coming from Pony Ville that can be heard all the way to next town over!

“YOU WILL LOVE ME!”

“Huh! Was that Fluttershy!? OK What did I miss! How long was I out?” I don’t know why, but I am scared. I can feel her rage from here. She out to get me!

“I might be able to shed some light on that.” Said Exclusive taking Rainbow inside the cave and putting her down near a wall.

“Well? what are you waiting for start talking.” I said following him and laying down.

Ow my everything. I shouldn’t be here right now, I should be in my comfy bed talking to the princess to find a way home. I just can’t wait to hear what happen this time.

Three hours ago, Exclusive point of view

I leafed my house that morning the to head on over the Zecora’s place to receive the mane regrow potion for Jessica.

“Why did something happen to her mane?” Sweetie Belle asked

“Moving on!”

After I got the potion, I stop by Sugar Cube Corner and to order my usual. However, I had forgot who else would be there when I walked through the front door.

“Hi Exclusive.” The hyper active pink mare of doom herself Pinkie Pie.

“Ah! Pinkie!” like always she appeared out of nowhere freighting me, but it didn’t stop there.

“Hi Exclusive.” Her cousin was in town.

“Wait, so what is wrong with that?” Jessica asked confused “It is just her cousin.”

“Berry is just as troublesome as Pinkie is.”

“Really? I find that hard to believe.”

“Anyways…”

“Ah! Berry, not you too! How many times do I …Wait a minute, what are you two up too?” I said eyeing them suspiciously.

“What do you mean?” Said Pinkie.

“Now don’t try and play innocent with me Pinkie. Whenever you two are together your up to something. Which is a Fact!”

“Oh, come on Exclusive. Your just over reacting!” Berry said

“Oh really; must I remind you about the bathroom incident three weeks ago?”

“Oh, come on Dud that was totally not on purpose!” said Berry

“Twilight hasn’t even looked at me since she saw me coming out of there!”

“Hay we said we were sorry it was supposed to be Sweetie Belle that saw you.”

“And that supposed to make me feel any better how?”

“Alright enough you two. But I was wondering Exclusive did you get some…”

“Hay, Exclusive how is this relevant?” asked Jessica

“Sorry about that. Let me skip a head little.”

It was about thirty minutes before we got here. I have just saved most of my house, and was making my way back to your room at the hospital. I was outside your room and I could hear you talking to Twilight. When form inside the same room. I could hear the voice of a loud unhappy mare.

“WHY CAN’T I FIND SOMEPONY TO LOVE ME!” then there was a loud clang of something metal along with a scream. Rushing into the room I could see Fluttershy sanding on her hind legs with her forelegs stretch above her head yelling into the heavens. I found Twilight clinging to the ceiling like the time she got scared by snakes, and as for you while you were unconcise with a bed pan near your head. That was when Fluttershy notice me by the door scaring me with a mean look in her eye.

“YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE ME!” she said as she lungs at me.

I duck under her as she flies out of the room and I close the door behind her. I then brace myself against the door once she started pounding on it. I then turn my attention towards the batty mare in the room.

“Twilight what is going on?!” I shouted towards her as Fluttershy continues to get the door open.

“I am not sure. One second I was talking to Jessica and the next she was unconcise with Fluttershy acting up for no reason.” She said coming down from the ceiling.

“LET ME IN!” Shouted Fluttershy.

“Not going to happen Miss Shy, and Twilight what are we going to do about this?”

“I don’t know Exclusive. I just need some time to figure something out!”

I was having a hard time holding the door close when all of the sudden it stop. Then I can hear something flapping away.

Looking towards Twilight in disbelief “There is no way that could have calm her down.”

“The window!” said Twilight

I rushed over to the window to hold it shut, but was too late for she was already inside the room. She smiles at me with a predatory grin as I quickly back away from her. I only stop when I ran into your bed side. Scared for my life; I was looking for any way out of that room. “Now Fluttershy, let’s talk about this for a moment.” She then slowly starts walking towards me. “We are both adults here I pretty sure we can come to an agreement which doesn’t involve any of us getting hurt.” I said shaking a leaf.

“Oh, you won’t get any trouble form me. Just some little T.L.C. once I take you back home.” She said.

“She said that!” Jessica said

“Hay you are ruining the story!” The trio said hushing her up.

“Fluttershy stop this!” Twilight said taking a stand against her friend and moving in between us, stopping her advancement towards me. “This isn’t like you Fluttershy. Something is wrong with you, if you just let me help you I can fix this.” She pleaded with her.

“You Know your right, something is wrong Twilight.” She said getting next to her friend, before whispering in her ear. “You’re in my way.” Twilight didn’t know what hit her before it was too late. Out like a light Twilight fell to the floor as Fluttershy turns her attention towards me again. “Now then.” She started walking towards me again as I back away from her.

“Now, Now Fluttershy let’s not do something either one of us will regret later.” I then notice that I had backed myself into corner.

“Why didn’t you leave the room. Or use your magic?" Jessica asked.

“I was terrified ok. I wasn’t thinking straight. And stop interrupting!

“Don’t worry I will take good care of you.” She said closing in for a kiss

“A WHAT!” Everypony shouted.

Just before she could a voice came through the window.“Hay did you guys hear that loud shout just now!”

This cause Fluttershy to stop and look. We both could see Rainbow half way inside of the window. She looks at us funny. “And what are you two doing?”

“Help me; Fluttershy gone nuts,” I told Rainbow as I used her sudden arrival to leave the corner.

“Only Nuts over you. My Shmoopy-doopy.”

“What in the world is a Shmoopy-doopy!” Jessica asked

“What the hay did I miss here?” asked Rainbow.

“Now is not the time to be asking questions right now Rainbow. Now’s the time for action.”

“Yes, indeed my Kissy-Wissy Snuggy-Wuggy sugar bear.” Said Fluttershy with as much of her love she could put into her voice.

“Gauh” the cutie mark crusaders said as they stick their tongues out.

“What is she even saying?” Jessica said scratching her head.

“Ok, Fluttershy there are a few things wrong with that. One, I have no idea what you just said. Two, I am scare out of my life right now because of you, and three my Snuggy- sugar girl is knock out.” I said

“WHAT!” Jessica shouted at me.

“Can I please continue with my story without any more interruptions?”

I felt proud of what I said but then I realize I had just dun goofed by telling her that. For now, she has turned her to attention towards Jessica with hatred and envy in her eyes.

“Oh, I am sure she won’t mind. If she does not know.” She said as she take a bed pan in her hoof. “ever.”

I then get between her and you.

“Now I know what you’re thinking Fluttershy and I am going to tell you this. That is not going it happen while I am around.” I said putting my hoof on her chest to keep her away. Then I heard a battle cry.

“YYEEEAAAHHH!” Rainbow tackled Fluttershy and is wrestling with her.

“Get her out of here! I don’t know how long I can hold her!” Rainbow said while holding Fluttershy in a head lock.

“On it,” I said making my way to Jessica lifting her out of the bed with my magic.

“And why didn’t you use it on Fluttershy?” Jessica asked.

“I was panicking I forgot ok!”

Anyways, I got us out of the hospital running as fast as I could before I ran into something. Or more like they ran into me causing me to drop you in the process.

“Now that I think about it. Why were you girls going that fast in the fast place anyways?”

“We were going to Sugar Cube Corner for their sale on cookies. Two dozens for four bits, we couldn’t have passed that up.” Sweetie Belle said.

“ANY ways! What happens next?” asked Jessica

“Oooogghh…. What happened?” Applebloom said on top of Scootaloo, with her scooter nearby along with a tip over the wagon.

“My head.” Sweetie Belle had landed safely on Jessica but Jessica had landed on me.

Once I regain my bearings, I lifted both of you off me, as put Sweetie belle next to her friends, while I kept Jessica next to me. “Girls you need to get to safety now. It is not safe here Fluttershy’s…” I tried to warn them but was interrupted by a very familiar creep voice.

“Fluttershy’s is looking for her Shmoopy-doo.” She said next to me causing me to jump away from her.

“Oh, no! Not again!” Applebloom exclaimed

“Wait this has happened before!? What’s going on then?” Jessica asked

“She was acting just like somepony under the affect of a love curse,” Scootaloo stated.

“Ok two things. One why would somepony make a love curse in the first place. And two, how do you three know what somepony would look and act like if they are under its influence.”

“We tell you later.” Applebloom quickly replied.

The girls and I did our best to keep away from Fluttershy, hiding everywhere, from closets to trash cans, but nothing work. She wasn’t even letting the townsfolk or building get in her way. There was so much chaos and destruction that I though Discord was the one causing it.”

“Who”

“Jessica not now!”

As we continue the run for our lives, we then found Rainbow in a trash can head first. Once we had freed her we asked her to fly us out of town, but then Fluttershy found us again. Rainbow was getting ready to face her again, but then a magical purple beam hit Fluttershy followed by a ‘sorry’.

Twilight had woken up and was now confronting Fluttershy. Rainbow used that opportunity to get us out of there. However, she didn’t have a good hold on all of us and Sweetie Belle was trashing all over the place, which cause Rainbow to lose control and crashed into cloud and the rest is history.

Jessica point of view.

“Now that is quite the tale,” I said taking it all in. “But what are we going to do about Fluttershy now?”

“Wait I see her! She is heading this way!” Scootaloo called out form the cave entrance.

“Not good!” Applebloom said before panicking.

“We need more time.” Sweetie Belle before joining her friend.

“How did she get away from Twilight?” Exclusive said looking around for a place to hide.

“Ugh, What’s going on?” Rainbow said as Scootaloo ran over her.

“Oh, great now she wakes up. No time to explain, just help us hide Exclusive Rainbow.”
I then turned to the screaming fillies. “You girls follow our led.” With no big rocks or dirt hid behind we did the next best thing I could think of. We all made a big pile of ponies in the farthest part of the cave to cover Exclusive and waited for Fluttershy’s arrival.

Author's Note

Is the story still good?

Wait Really

Wait a minute; why didn’t I just told Exclusive to teleport all of us away from here before Fluttershy shows up? That would have been a better idea than hiding in a back of a cave. Maybe if I hurry I might be able to… nope out of time here she comes. I can see her coming near the entrance of the cave trying to find her victims.

“H..hello is anypony here?” she called out into the cave.

“No pony in here.” Sweetie Belle replied quietly.

“SWEETIE BELLE!” the rest of us shouted.

Fluttershy then made her way into the cave spotting us at the end of it. “Oh, there you all are. I was wondering what happen to you all.” She then notices the situation we were currently in. “Oh, is everypony ok; why are you all in a dog pile like that?” she asked tilting her head to the side.

“UH! No reason!” Scootaloo said shaking a little.

“Ok then. Um, have any of you ponies seen Exclusive anywhere? There is something I got to say to him.” Oh, no you don’t you Vixen.

I then got out of the dog pile to confront the mare while limping a little on my way over. I just about have enough of this nonsense and I will not sit around anymore and do nothing about it.

“Now just hold it right there, Missy! You are not going to say two cents to Exclusive; until I have given you a piece of my mind!” I said making my point.

“Wouldn’t that hurt?” Rainbow said

“It’s metaphorical Rainbow!”

“But Jessica” she tried to say.

“UGH! Enough with the ‘but’s’ already Shy. I have already told you about standing up for yourself. That includes your choice of words. And I know my advice wasn’t meant for you but it stills applies. Also, I am sorry for making you faint earlier but that’s not important right now.”

Everypony else was getting comfortable as I continue to talk to her. “I can understand that you are in love with Exclusive, but you are doing it all wrong.” Fluttershy looks a bit worried now.

“Uh, Jessica?” I just ignored her.

“NO! you just sit there and listen." she sit. "You can’t just go running around chasing somepony just because you told them that you love earlier. And then except instance results when you do catch them. Love doesn’t work like that. It takes time for those kinds of feelings to grow. You can’t rush these things.”

It was around then that the others started to realize something wasn’t right here and started to talk amongst themselves.

“Wait didn’t we tell her that Fluttershy was under the effects of a love curse?” Sweetie asked Exclusive.

“I don’t think she caught that in the story. We better stop her before she makes a fool of herself.” Exclusive said turning his attention back to me.

“And it doesn’t help that you were casing us all around town like some sugar craving pony would after a runaway donut.” I continue while the others were trying to get my attention Rainbow tried first.

“Jessica.”

“Not now Rainbow! I am busy at the moment whatever it is, it can wait. And another thing, if you truly do have feelings for Exclusive, you should have stop your advances. When you heard him said that he has his eyes for another mare.” I then notice that the others are looking a little worried for some reason. Maybe they have notice something I didn’t? Naa…

“Uh, Jessica!” Exclusive tried but failed.

“In a minute! But noooo, you just let your feeling for him get the better of you. And then you cause all of this destruction and mayhem we are in right now. Enough is enough you can be better than this Fluttershy. But for right now I just got one thing to say to you Fluttershy.” I am in her face now.

“Jessica!” They tried again but it was too late to save me.

“Stay away from my stallion!” I shouted.

Silence, nopony dare to speak. Slowly the words of what I just said came to me as a blush appeared on my face. I then looked around the cave to see Exclusive embarrass with a little red on his cheeks. Rainbow looks like she’s no the verge of having a laughing breakdown with Scootaloo right behind her. The others were picking up their jaws form the floor.

“Did I really just say that?” I am now officially a red mare no longer a white one.

After a moment of silence, Fluttershy decided now was the best time to talk.

“Uh Jessica I was trying to tell you that once Twilight found me earlier she put me in a magic sphere until she found out what was wrong with me earlier. It turned out to be a modify version of the love curse I somehow eaten earlier that only last for forty minutes. So, she kept me in the bubble until the effect ward off. I just came here to apologize for my earlier actions to you all.” She said with her quiet voice of hers.

I now backing away from her denying what I just said. “no, no, no…”

“Twilight is trying to calm down the ponies of Pony Ville right now as we speak. And sent me here to apologize and to bring you all back.”

“no, no, no, No, No, No…” I said with my voice getting loader as I got to a wall stopping me.

“So, are you all ready to head back into town?” she asked.

“No, No, NO, NO, NO, NO” I can’t happen I did not say that! I am not in love with a PONY!

“Uh, Jessica are you ok there? You're turning a bit of red there.” Applebloom asked.

“And what do you mean ‘No’ Fluttershy just said it’s ok to head on back,” Scootaloo asked.

However, my ranting wasn’t stopping and Rainbow was no longer looking like she was going to laugh. She was now looking really annoyed with me and had a little twitch in her right eye. “ALL RIGHT ENOUGH OF THIS!” Rainbow shouted as she knocks me out.

Ten minutes later

I am waking up again with the pain again! But if I am in pain than I didn’t die of embarrassment …Beep… IT! I open my eyes to see to that indeed Pinkie Pie was next to me with that infernal horn of hers. I can also see the rest of the ponies in the room: Red Heart, the three fillies, Fluttershy, Exclusive, Twilight, Dash, and Two Pinkies?

“Oh good, she coming to. Jessica, can you hear me?” Twilight asked.

No, I will not deal with all of this now. “Out,” I said simply.

“Pardon?” she asked

“Get out of here. All of you.” I just want to die in piece!

“Now, now Jessica calm down we were all just worry about you.” Twilight said gesturing to everypony in the room who also nodded in agreement. Well at least they cared.

“OK. As you all can see I fine for now at least. I was just be a little antsy with all that has happened to me.” Wait was I always wearing a gown?

“We understand. I mean who can blame you. You’ve had more stuff has happen to you in one day. Than anypony here has to deal with in a month.” Rainbow said. Really?

“Thank you everypony for your concern, but I really would like some time alone to calm myself, before anything else happens.”

“Are you sure that is what you want?” Exclusive asked

“No, you are right I have priorities first. Ok I need everypony but Twilight to leave the room. I have a private matter that I would like to discuss with her.” That seemed to make everypony confuse for a moment before Nurse Red Heart spoked up.

“Ok then, come on everypony you heard her, everypony out.” She said as everyone was making their way out except Exclusive for some reason.

“That means you to Exclusive.” I told him. He was about to say something but I don’t want to waste any more time. “I don’t care what you have to say right now. I said that this is private and I mean it! We can talk about us later.” He seemed to have gotten the message and left.

After he left I was going to tell Twilight my story, but I was having a funny feeling that some pony stuck around. So, I hold up my hoof to her and motion her towards me. “I think somepony is still here; just play along for a little bit.” I whisper to her before talking normally.

“The weather is quite lovely today; isn’t it Twilight,” I said making my way out of bed.

She looked confused about what I was doing but decided to play along. “Why yes, it is quite lovely today despite what happen earlier.”

I made my way to the closet and open it quickly “YAH!” I said while seeing a bat flying out towards the window. I have no idea why it was in there, but I need to check the rest of the room. I continue to walk around room talking. “It would be a shame if something else would happen to ruin it anymore.” I said get into position near the door ready to strike and then I attack. “AH!” my battle cry was meet with nothing. But I still wasn't convinced that we were alone yet.

“However, if something would happen I would prefer a light breeze.” I then notice movement near the window. I use my hoof to let Twilight know as I made my way over.

“Yes, that would be nice. I really like to feel the wind in my mane.” She said as I got next to it.

Before they knew what happen I strike. “Hiya!” I then pulled in our guest who was caught off guard by my cunning.

“AAAHH!” screamed Rainbow as she gathers herself off the floor.

“I thought I made it very clear that this was supposed to be a private chat Rainbow.” I said as Twilight stare in disbelief that my ingenious plan had actually worked. After she had left I made my way back to the bed ready to tell Twilight my story. Hopefully without any more interruption.

“Ok now. Now that is out of the way let’s get down to business Twilight.” I said getting comfortable.

“Lets. So, tell me, Jessica, why did you want to talk to me in private?” she asked

“Well the last time I tried to talk to somepony, I wound up being knocked out or end up waking up on a mountain top. So, you can understand my precautions so that it doesn’t happen again.”

“Yes, I can.” She said nodding in agreement.

“Anyways like I was trying to ask you earlier. What do you know about humans Twilight?”

“Well for starters that Lyra is crazy about them, and that they don’t exist in Equestria. Why.” She said lifting an eyebrow.

“Now before you think I am crazy just hear me out please.” She nodded “I am a human.”

She actually snorted in a laugh “Good one.”

“No Twilight I am being Serious here.”

“Uh, huh.” She then made a scroll appeared before her. “This makes this case number 145.”

“What is that?”

“How many times I had somepony told me they are a human so that I can send them to their home world this year. Who turned out not to be human and just wanted to go see real humans.”

“WHAT!” I screamed “You mean I am not even on Earth right now! Will that explains why everything looks so different here, and might even explain why I am a pony instead of my normal body.”

“You know you sound very convincing Jessica, more so than any other pony before you, but I will not be sending you to the Human world.”

“Please, Twilight you have got to believe me. I can’t live the rest of my life as a pony. I can’t live with myself if I am still only eating veggies for the rest of my life.”

“And what is wrong with eating veggies for life? I mean you ar-..”

“NO, I AM NOT A PONY! I WASN’T BORN A PONY! I AM A HUMAN BEING!” my shouted cause Twilight to rub her ears.

“Ow please, Jessica calm down.”

“Calm down how can I calm down when the only way home is kept secret form me by a pony who won’t help me!”

“Ok, Jessica. Let’s say I believe you. Then why don’t you start from the beginning, please? How did you get here?”

“I have no idea how I got here. One minute I was home napping and the next I was here, running for my life by some dog made of wood. I then had to wait for morning in a tree before it left me alone.” She looks interested in my story and… wait… is she writing this down? “Once I got to Pony Ville things got even more strange when I meet Pinkie Then Rainbow then Exclusive then running into the Cutie Marks Crustier at the spa.

By the way Twilight, what is a Cutie Mark any ways?” I just realize that I never found out what a cutie mark was.

“Oh! A Cutie Mark is a mark the that appears on a pony’s flanks when they find out their Special talent.” She stated like a teacher. Wait...what?

“Wait! You mean those Tattoos on everypony’s butts isn’t a tattoo but it’s just something that appears on their butts with magic!” At least that what’s I am gathering here.

“Well I don’t know what’s a tattoo is, but yes a cutie mark is a natural thing around here. See my cutie mark is a constellation of stars that means magic.” She said showing me hers.

“Oh, that is neat. Wait we are getting side track. Anyways after that Exclusive took me to his house to see if he can help me, However, before I could ask him the Diamond Dogs got us and the rest you already know.”

“That’s quiet the story you have got there. I know what you said about meeting Pinkie and the others are true, but how do I know you aren’t making up the part about being a human?” she said pointing her hoof at me.

“Well, I am not making it up Twilight. Just pull up my record and you will see that I just show up out of nowhere. No family, no history, no nothing. And I am not a changeling whatever that is Exclusive said I was, but I am not that. I am no threat to anypony, well not intentionally. But Twilight Please promise me that you hear me out and believe that what I am telling is truth, and let me go home.” I pleaded with her.

Then she causes another scroll the appear before her “Hum ok, I will give it some thought then.” she writing something on the scroll. “However, if I find out you are lying we are going to have a lot to discuss Jessica.”

“Thank you!”

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Here we go

Finally, after all that has happened to me, I am going home! I can return to the life I once had. Oh, I can wait to be back in my own room, my parrot, my car, my nosey neighbors, my rude job, my…. you know now that I think about it. I don’t really have much waiting for me back home. No one would be looking for me since I was already going on a vacation, before I came here.

But what concern me is the way Twilight reacted to my statement of humans. She said that other ponies had tried to get to see the humans. Which only furthers the idea that ‘I don’t think I am in Kansas anymore’. (Well Dallas for me). At least Dorthey stayed being human when she went to OZ. Me? I got transform into a pony! Whoever brought me here could had at least given me wings, or a horn. Then things wouldn’t have been so bad. But NNoo I got stuck being a plain pony when others can fly or do magic. Lucky me. If I had magic maybe I wouldn’t need to rely on others as much as I do now.

Like for example; I could have save me butt from ending up in the Hospital! Needless to say, it would have been fun, but for now, I can only wait until the princess returns with her answer.

She left about an hour ago, when Nurse Red Heart came to check up on me. She informed me that I am recovering very well, however she did tell me that do to my injuries I will always walk with a limp in my step. She said that the attack had done some damage to some nerves with control my left hind leg. She did say that there is treatment for nerve damage but she didn’t recommend it on a count of to how expensive it is. I may not know what their form of currency is here, but 150,000 bits sounds expensive in any form of money. Not to mention that I am broke right now. Which reminds me, who is paying for my hospital bill anyway? I am going to have to ask her about that when she comes back. Hopefully they have some form of a payment plan.

However, before she left, gave me some pills which would to help with the healing process, but they would make me drossy. I then decided that now would be as good as any time to catch some z’s. Stretching until I heard some satisfying pops, I then relax on my bed closing my eyes for a peaceful afternoon nap.

“Hi, Jessica!” I suddenly heard out of nowhere.

This cause me to stir form my nap to see who it is. I am not sure but I think it is Pinkie Pie and Rainbow. On the count that I can only see a big pink blur and a blue bur with some other colors on it.

“Wha what do you want?” I tried to say.

“Oh, nothing too much. Just coming by to see how you are doing Jessica” said the blue one.

“Oh. that’s nice of you.”

“Occurs it is. I mean what kind of friends would we be if we didn’t.” said the pink one but she was starting to sound far way now. I wonder if I can stay up long enough to hear what else these two where planning on do. But I am fading fast.

Ten minutes later Nurse Red Heart point of view.

“Now Miss Hooves, all you need to do is take one of these pills every day for a week. And make sure you take them before you have breakfast. And you should be rid of your cold by then.” I told Derpy as I gave her some pills.

She smiles at me but she then releases a hug sneeze before she could say anything; which in turned send her out the window. It was a good thing I put her near a window. The last time this happen we lost a wall in the clinic.

“Have a good day Miss Hooves!” I called out to her as I straighten my mane form her sneeze.

Ok now, she was the last pony here. I better check up on the other patients in my wing then. It’s a good thing that there are only two ponies here. So, I don’t have to be running form one end of the hospital to the other just to see if a patient is asleep. Don’t get me wrong I love my job, but you try going back and forth between rooms all day and not enjoy a moment of peace.

“Let’s see here: room 1 empty, room 2 empty, room 3 empty, Big Mac leaving his room at room 5, roo- wait!” I then got in front of the stallion stopping him in his tracks. “And just where do you think, you are going?” he’s looking at me like I caught him with his hoof in the cookie jar.

“Uh, Home?” well at least he is honest about his intentions.

“No! You are going right back in there Mr. The last time you got your back hurt it wasn’t too bad. But now you really have done it. So, you are staying here until the doctor deems you ok to leave.”

“But”

“Enope!” I then start poking him back in his room as I continue. “Get, Back, In. There.” He looks a little scare, which I find is satisfying knowing that I can intimidate such a large stallion as Big Mac. “Before I make sure your stay here is for much longer than expected.” I finish telling him.

That did it as he made his way back into his room. Sometimes a little force can get patients to listen to you, but I try my best to avoid using it as much as possible. It is not very lady like. Well at least nothing else can…

“And then I was like Blue Berry but Raspberry is better, but then Blue Berry is also tasty. So…” I heard a voice nearby saying.

I then turned my head towards the talking pony. It seems to be coming from Jessica’s room. But that sounds like Pinkie, now why would she… Wait! What is she doing interrupting patients who are trying to get some sleep.

I then rush into the room to see Pinkie Pie talking one hundred words a minute. I can also see Rainbow Dash in here but she has ear plugs in her ears (Which she took off once seeing me). As for Jessica, thankfully she still asleep. I have no idea why these girls are here but I will not stand for this.

“Miss Pie!” I said loud enough to get her attention. “I must ask you and Miss Dash to leave. Jessica is trying to sleep right now and I don’t want you two to disturb her anymore.” Then Rainbow looks surprised for some reason.

“Wait! what? She asleep?” Rainbow said then turning to look at Jessica to see that she was indeed asleep.

“Yes, she is Miss Dash. I gave her some pills to help her sleep earlier. So, I must ask you two again to leave her alone until she wakes up.” I have no idea why Miss Dash face is acting like that. Maybe she’s coming down with something.

“But...I was….and she’s…ponyfeathers.” She said dropping her head and leaving the room with Pinkie.

I have no idea what that was about but I am going to have a chat with the medical board this week. About hiring some security guards for this hospital, so that they can put a stop to anymore interruption of patient’s rest and to make sure no more patient try to escape... err I mean leave before they are ready to.

“I knew getting rid of the front desk pony was a bad idea.” I said as I was checking on Jessica. “But noo they thought, they need some more bits on bandages then Pony Resources Department.” Oh, no it looks like she is waking up. Oh, my bad.

“NO, LEAVE ME ALONE MR. GUMMY BEAR!” she screamed bolting up to get on her hooves.

“Huh!” she then turns her head towards me and grabs me by my face bringing it to hers.

“They are not harmless candies we think they are.” She continues as she strikes a pose with her hoof towards the ceiling still hanging onto me. “We are in fact at war with them. They must be eaten!” she said.

Jessica point of view:

“Excuses me, Miss. But what are you talking about?” asked Red Heart.

“Huh?” Oh, it was only a dream. Thanks goodness. Now I just feel silly as I let her go; as I sat on my bed. I am not going to be able to look at candy the same way for a while. “Ah, nothing. Just a bad dream.” I really need to think before I act. That’s was so embarrassing I am glad only Red saw it.

“If you say so Miss, but I would recommend that you don’t try to fight any more Gummies bears for a while. At least until your flank has had more time to heal at least.”

“Specking of which. How long will it take before my Bu..err...Flank is any better? You know to the point where I can walk on my own again?” Also, so I can know when would be the best time to head home once Twilight has given me the ok.

“I would give you around a week; before then I would recommend to only move if needed to otherwise, I would just stay lying down.” She said with a smile.

“The great.” Not! I still have to go home. “Ok then, but will I need to go back to sleep again?” I don’t want to, but you can’t argue with the doc…err nurse.

“That would be for the best for now, but I can’t give you anymore pills right now. So, try and get some sleep if you can.” Oh well.

“Alright then see you later.”

“Later Dearie.” I wonder why she calls me that but it’s not important right now. Right now, is the time to see what kind of books Fluttershy brought me earlier are. Huuum Daring do and…

Then I can hear Red Heart talking to somepony outside. “She’s trying to get some rest girls please and try not to agitate her.” Huh, who’s out there? I lifted my head to see the door opens and see the little trio again entering my room.

“OH, hello girls what can I do for you today?” Please let it not be trying to help me.

“Well we didn’t get a chance to talk to you earlier, so here we are,” said Applebloom.

“By the way what were you talking to Twilight about anyways?” asked Scootaloo

“It’s not important. I just asked her for a favor that’s all.” Hopefully, they will buy that.

“Oh, ok.” It a good thing these ponies aren’t that smart.

“And we were curious about what you do Miss. It’s not that often we get to see a new pony coming into Pony Ville.” Oh, curious little ones, aren’t they?

Ok now how do I tell them that I am a manager of a Mac Donald’s without scaring them or getting run out of out? I know ponies don’t eat meat, but there was that one time that I saw a horse eat some scorpions off that man’s face in that movie. What was it again the Lone Star no the Lone Ranger that’s it.

Anyways, the less ponies that know about me the better. Wait I got it. “Well I oversee a restaurant back home. I am just here on a vacation.”

“Oh, like a Hay burger?” Huh! Really, there’s something called that here!

“Uh yes. I work at a hay burger.” Got to have something to go by.

“But then, why would you come to Pony Ville for a vacation. I mean no offense guys but Pony Ville isn’t known for its peaceful days here.” Applebloom stated.

“None taken. But Applebloom does have a point though. Why would you come here for a vacation? Wouldn’t going to Las Pegasus be better instead?” Not good; got a think fast.

“Well, I got side tracked here when the Diamond Dogs caught me. Then I got bitten then you girls know the rest.” Few thank you brain.

‘You’re welcome.’ Who said that?

“Oh, I hope you can still enjoy your vacation.” Said Scootaloo.

Huh! Oh, right I am talking to fillies.

“I will be all right. I just need to get out here.” What was that earlier?

“Are you in love with Exclusive?” Sweetie Belle asked.

“Huh! What? Where did that come from?” I said as I blush came to my face.

“From the cave. You told Fluttershy to ‘Stay away from my stallion’ remember?”

“I…I… was…”

“Yeah! I remember too, you say something like that. Did you mean it?” said Scootaloo

“Is Exclusive your special somepony?” went Applebloom.

Their all gaining up on me. It is a pack of wolf’s, and I am the main course. Then I heard another voice coming from the doorway.

“Miss Jessica, are you wake?” it’s Him! Also, why would you ask some pony if they are awake before you come to see if they are asleep? It makes no sense.

“She is and we are asking her if she’s your special somepony cous.” Sweetie Belle told him.

Wait what they are relative? How did I miss that?

“Now Sweetie Belle that’s not something you ask somepony out of the blue like that.”

My savior. What! Where did that come from?

“I mean what would Rarity say if she heard you ask something like that if she was here right now?” he asked

“Probably something like ‘Oh my, why Sweetie Belle that’s not very lady like’” she said in a mocking high-class voice.

“Ha ha probably, but still Sweetie Belle. You don’t say something like that without knowing all the facts first.”

“But how will I know if I don’t ask one of you. Also, I do have fact but I need to make sure they are correct so that is why I am asking in the first place. I was there when she told Fluttershy to stay away from you Remember.” She continued

“I was there too Sweetie. Speaking of which, can you girls give us a moment alone please?”

“Aw but why? We just got here.” Applebloom said.

“I need to talk to Jessica for a moment. But it is grown up stuff you all wouldn’t like it. Unless you all are interested in hearing how to tell the difference between the color Fuscia and Magenta.” He said.

“NOPE! see you later,” they said as they made a mad dash for the door closing it on their way out.

“That was easy,”I said.

Exclusive then lifted his hoof at me. He waited for three seconds before he opens the door with his magic. Reviving three fillies on top of each other with their ears to where the door was earlier. Once they were discovered they made a break for it. That was funny, but now I have to deal with him. And that’s something I am not ready for. “And what did you want to talk about Exclusive?” I asked him like I didn’t know.

“I want to talk about us.”

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Right?

To be honest I knew that this was going to happen eventually. I am not surprise that he would want to talk about us. Expectedly when I kind of did an open-air love confession to him earlier.

After closing the door, Exclusive made his way to the right side of my bed. Take a deep breath, I begin the conversation.

“What is there talk about Exclusive? I mean, we just meet less than two days ago...Now that I think about it with all that has happened so far; I should consider myself lucky to still be alive.”

“Go on,” Exclusive said with a calm and gentle look.

“I mean I don’t even think we are friends. More like acquaintances… are we even friends?” I suddenly asked him to make sure.

“Yes, we are Jessica. Good ones at that.”

“Just checking.”

“But that is the thing, Jessica. I don’t want to be ‘just friends’ with you.”

“Oh! But don’t you think you are moving a little bit fast there Exclusive?”

“I can’t help it Jessica. Every time I see you, my heart skips a beat.… I am overwhelmed with the desire; to give you everything this world has to offer. Because to me Jessica; you are my world.” He said very lovingly as he takes my hoof in his.

“Uh, that’s nice.” Why am I getting nervous again?

“Nice has nothing to do with it. Jessica, you are funny, smart, and gorgeous. Any stallion in their right mind would be a fool for not noticing you walking by,” Oh! Quite the sweet talker anti he. “All the mares in Equestria can’t even hold a candle to your beauty. Try as they may for all their life. They can only stare in envy of what they can never have; your beauty.” He said looking into my eyes.

“Uh...” face why are you betraying me? Stop with the blushing!

“Jessica not only are you beautiful on the outside, but you are more so on the inside. That is why I can’t be your friend Jessica, I want to be your special somepony,” Oh dear.

“Uh” Did I just gulp? What’s wrong with me? “Well that is quite the claim you are making there, Exclusive.”

“And I mean every word and more.” He said stroking my mane.

This can’t be happening! I am face to face with a pony that has falling madly in love with me. Love at first sight isn’t a real thing and yet this is happening. Well at least for him. What am I going to do? I don’t want to hurt him is feelings, but I not sure if I should start a relationship with him. No definitely not going to date a pony. This is all happening to much for me to handle. I need more time to think. I will just put him down easy, just like all the others.

“Exclusive?”

“Yes?”

“I have no idea what to say. I am flatter for sure. But I don’t feel the same way for you.” I grab him and give him a hug as I continue. “I need you to understand. I never had to deal with somepony like you before, or having some much happen to me in such a short period of time. I need more time to rest and gather up my thought on my next move. However as for us, I think I just want to be friends.” I then heard a sigh coming from him.

“I understand Jessica. If that is what you want, then I will stop my advances towards you.”

“Yes, it is what I want.” Then why I am feeling sad?

“But I want you to know something Jessica.” He said pulling away from a little to look me in the eyes.

“And that would be?”

“I am a very patient pony. When you feel ready, I will be there waiting for you.” Exclusive said as he smiles at me. He then leans in and kisses me on my check making me blush.

Before I could say anything about that kiss somepony else nearby decide to make themselves known. “Aww”

We then turn our head to see the new pony in the room. I can see a very familiar looking mare sporting her signature rainbow colored mane. Grinning at us, as she is sitting on the window sill.

Oh, why would you look at that. Her mane and tail are back, but they don’t look like her style though. I better help her out with that. I then put on my smiling face before putting my plan into action.

“Congratulation Miss, you just won a prize!” that seems to have gotten her attention.

“Huh! Really?” she said excitedly.

I grab the old box exclusive gave me earlier along with a walking stick one of the ponies gave me for a present, and then I started to limping on over to the Rainbow. “Why yes Miss Dash.” Almost there. “I am surprise that you have never heard about it before now.” She is in range

“Oh, really? So, what did I win?” Impact in Three

“It is right here in this box” Two

I then handed her the box. She then opens it with a smile on her face, but it then leaves as she see nothing; also, One

“There nothing in here Ow! Hay!” she said as I whacked her on the head.

“Rainbow Dash, I want you to meet my little friend, Moe. Moe this is Rainbow’s HEAD.” I said continuing my onslaught.

“Hay knock it Ow!”

“Direct hit.”

“I said Ow!”

“I know you did.”

“Stop Ow!” Oh! I bop her on the nose!

“Two points!”

“Give me that!” she said getting into the room now trying to get Moe from me.

“Why Rainbow, you would dare try to take away an injure pony’s walking stick. Shame on you.” She stops for moment to try to make sense of what she is doing, before she shakes her head.

“Now cut that out. This is nothing like that. We all know that I am just Ow!”

“Focus Rainbow.”

I was going to get her again but was suddenly unable to move, and I was being lifted into the air. I turn my head to see that I was being pulled back to my bed; all the while Exclusive’s horn was glowing.

“Now that is quiet enough of that Jessica.”

“No fair, I wasn’t done with her yet.” I then tried to throw Moe at Rainbow one last time, but Exclusive stop it from even getting close to her. You know magic can be cool and all, but sometime it can be annoying.

“I think she gets the idea, Jessica. Right Rainbow?” Exclusive said as he puts my walking stick in the corner, and puts me in my bed.

Rainbow is rubbing her head as she tries to clear up her thought before speaking.

“Oh, course I get it.” Yeah right. Three, two, one… “What do I need to get for you again?” called it

“Nothing, Rainbow. Just please promise me that you will no longer to try to teases Jessica anymore. And Jessica, I need you to also to stop any more of these pointless fights with Rainbow before it gets out of hoof.” Exclusive said to both of us.

“But she...”

“No, I need you two Pinkie promise not stop this.” A what promise? Whatever it is Rainbow doesn’t look very happy about it.

“What! But...”

“Look let’s just stop this needless fighting before somepony really get hurt. And to do that I am going to need the both of you to Pinkie promise to stop acting like fouls.” Acting like a what now?

“Oh, oh alright,” Rainbow said. Great now it is two against one.

“Fine. But before we promise not to fight each other again.” I got a glare from her. “Can somepony explain to the new pony in town what in the world a ‘Pinkie promise’ is?” I asked

“Oh, right it goes ‘Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye.’” Exclusive said. Is he serous right now? That sounds like something a child would say. Maybe that is why it is called a Pinkie promise.

“That’s sure is a weird way of promising someo…pony, but how will that work for Rainbow?”

“What do you mean?”

“Want I mean is that she’s already a pegasus. So she can already fly.” I stated

“It’ll work either way!” said a voice to my left

“AAHH!” I screamed and then turning to see who was the ‘wise pony’. It turnout to be Pony Ville favorite overly hyper pink pony. “Pinkie! You are going to give me a heart attack!” I said while holding my heart with my hooves.

“Oh really! In that case, it’s a good thing I have the shock pads on me.” She said pulling out a defibrillator out of her mane. I can see the electricity flowing through the pads indicating that they were charge and ready (Oh no!). “Clear!” she said

“WAIT!” we all screamed but it was too late. Oh, so this is what it feels like to be shocked with 1000 volts of electricity…. shocking.

Exclusive point of view

I can see the love of my life shaking as her mane and coat are standing on end. As she gets quite that shock of her life. I then use my magic to pull Pinkie and the pads away from Jessica which causes her to fall back onto her bed. And it might have been my imagination by I thought for sure I saw her eyes making an ‘x’ symbol on them before she pass out on the bed.

“What were you thinking!” I said as I moved Pinkie over to Rainbow.

“But she said she was going to have a heart attack!” Pinkie said.

“She was being sarcastic Pinkie.”

“Oooh. But why would she say something like that? I never understand why ponies would talk like that. That kind of talking makes less sense than me.”

“Never mind that for now. Rainbow please go and find somepony here that can help Jessica.”

“On it.” She said as she zoomed out of the room.

“And Pinkie.”

“Yes.”

“Don’t do anything.”

“Aww.” She said while I went to see if Jessica was alright.

She seems ok, but is twitching every now and then. I then used my magic to get rid of any excessive electricity form her body (thank you Twilight for that one). Once she had stop twitching, I then use my hoof to shake her arm to see if she would wake up.

“Jessica, Jessica can you hear me?” I can see her eye lids moving a little but nothing else happened.

“Uhh.”

“Jessica, are you alright?”

Inside Jessica Dream Realm

“You know Max. I know they say the customer is always right, but I beg to differ.” I said to my pet parrot Max while he was eating his cracker. “I mean are they trying to make me lose it. Why in the world would you order an ice-cream cake form a restaurant that sells only fast food meals that are hot!” I then sat down on my chair rubbing my head. Max just squawks at me.

“Who do they think we are Dairy Queen?!” I shouted to the ceiling raising my arms, before letting them fall to my side. I let out a sigh as I continue my rant. “And to make matters worse, those annoying people are organized I tell you. They have their own little system of how to annoy the heck out of me and my employees.” I got up to go to the fridge. “Maybe I should consider hiring some security guards, even if it is just for a few hours. Yeah that should scare them away, but the question is where am I going to get the money to do that?” I said opening a can of coca cola.

“AW come on Jessica, where is the fun in that?” said my roommate who just enter the room in her green Pj’s with her hair undone. “It just some harmless fun. They will stop once it’s not funny anymore. I know I would.” She then joins me at the fridge to also get a soda.

“That is easy for you to say Lilly. You have a job where you can beat someone up who get out of line. You don’t have to deal with not being able to do something about every single shift.” I said while drinking my cola. “And how many times do I need to tell you to not interrupt my monologue moments?”

“Oh, just about every time you have one. But that is not important right now.” She said leaning on the wall near Max’s cage.

“Oh, and what do you have for me this time Lilly.” I said as I took a bite out of a left-over burger before closing the fridge. “And it better have nothing to do with the kitchen stove.” I said turning to face her as she looks offend.

“Hay it wasn’t that bad, and it was only one cupcake!”

“You set fire to it and almost burn down the kitchen. WITH AN ELECTRIC STOVE! How did you even do set fire to one! It doesn’t make any sense!” I told her as I toss away my empty can. She then give a small smile as she remember it.

“Hay, at least no one was hurt. And I did pay for the damages didn’t I. What more do you want from me?”

“Well for one thing. For you to stay away from the stove… forever. And… Wait didn’t you have something to say again?”

“Oh right. We need to get you ready for your date with Mathew tonight.” She said happily as she claps here hands together. I drop my burger as a moment of realization came to me. “Aren’t you excited. This maybe to one and then you can move out of here with him. And then I am going to have to look for a new roommate. And every once and a while we can hang out and catch up.”

“wh.. whh..”

“You ok there girl?”

“WHAT!” I screamed as I ran into my room closing the door behind me. I can hear Lilly calling out to me through the door.

“Hay what is wrong Jessica? Wait a minute. You forgot didn’t you!” silence was my only answer to her. “Oh, Come on girl. Why do you want me to set you with these guys; if you don’t even remember that you are going on a date with one of them?” she said as I fell down on my butt trying to get my pants off.

“Wait was Mathew the French chief or was he the Artist?” I shouted through the door.

“Oh, come on Jessica really? Why do I…” then there was a knock at the Front door.

There was a moment of silence before I asked Lilly an important question.

“Lilly, what Time is it?”

“Uh? A quarter past seven.”

“Not good. Lilly I need you to stall him for minute!” I said putting on my favorite blouse and trying to find a matching pair of heels in this mess.

“On it.” She said as I tripped over my discarded jeans onto the bed.

It took a turned over bed, two chairs and a crack mirror, but I did it. I am ready for him. Once I open the door I started looking for him in the restaurant, but then I realize I forgot what he looked like. Well this is just perfect. Now I am just going to have to wait for him to notice me before I can find him.

After a couple a minutes later, a cute guy is trying to get my attention over at one of the booth, by waving his hand. A smile comes to my face as I made my way over. Once I was close enough to talk to him someone got in my way. It was Pinkie Pie. She is still a pony and she is standing on her hind legs with her foreleg against my belly.

“Hi Jessica where are you going?” she asked

“Uh, to my date over there?” I said point to the young man.

“Nope, you can’t do that.” She said as she got back on all fours.

“And why may I ask.”

“Because you still haven’t had your ‘get well party’ yet silly.” She said

“But Pinkie I thought you already gave me one.” I then started to hear more hooves steps nearby. As I looked around the restaurant, I can see that she wasn’t alone. Soon the restaurant started to fill up with more Pinkie Pie’s coming out form everywhere.

“But we are all looking forward to it.” They all said in one voice as small bolts of electricity coming off from their manes and tail as well as some parts of their bodies.

I then started to back make my way out of the restaurant but they were following me.

“Where are, you going Jessica we just want to play with you.” They said bouncing right after me.

“No thanks! Bye!” I turned around and ran out of the restaurant with the hoard of Pinkies right behind me.

I didn’t know what to do or where to go but one think remains certain. I had to get away from these Pinkies Pies. I tried losing them in parking lots and market places but it wasn’t working. In fact, it only made things worse for me. For every Pinkie, I got away from three more would take her place. Soon there was a whole city worth of Pinkies after me. And not surprisingly, they had finally corner me on the side of a building as they close in on me.

I turned to face them as I tried to reason with them. “Now, now Pinkies can’t we talk about this?”

“Yes, let’s talk about how much fun we are going to have together. But first we want a huge.” They said together as they continue to fire off random bolts of electric off themselves.

This the end for me. I am going to be electrocuted and eaten by a hoard of Pinkie’s Pies. I have no regrets for I enjoyed every moment of my life. Even the bad and the odd times in Pony Ville. As I was bracing myself for the coming end; when someone grab my hand and started pulling me away from them.

“This way.” My mysterious savior said.

I soon found myself running with this stranger through a store. We were dodging and jumping over boxes, clothes stands, and even some random person; to get away from the Pinkies. I then saw we were going near a bubblegum machine, before my hero push the machine over spilling its content all over the floor.

We were able to lose the Pinkies then; with some of them slipping over each other or stopping to eat some of the gum. We didn’t stop running until we were about two block away from them and then entered some apartment complex and went to the roof. Once there we stop for a breather and then I got a good look at my hero.

He was dress very nice for someone who could move around like he did earlier. He was dress in a nice shirt and pants. His hair was combed neatly to the side. Although this is the first time I have ever meet this man. I can’t shake the feeling that I have seen him from somewhere before.

“That was a close one, wasn’t it?” he said.

“Yes, indeed it was,” I said.

I then started to look around me as night time falling over the sky; as the star begin to shine their lights of the past. The moon is full flooding the town with its white light. And here I am with the man who just saved me standing in the moon light looking at me. I can help myself but move closer to him. I throw my arms around him embracing him in a hug as he combs my hair with his hand. I feel safe and relax around him.

This moment feels perfect, nothing can…wait… now that I think of about it. None of what is happening right now or earlier makes any sense… I am asleep, aren’t I? Well that explains a lot. And this person here is just a figment of my imagination. No wonder he looks so perfect for me. Well if I am asleep; I might as well enjoy as much as I can, before I wake up. I mean after all a hero desires a kiss for saving his fair maiden.

I then moved my arms to wrap around his head, as I pull him closer to me.

“Ah, Jessica, what are you…” I stop him with a deep kiss. It feels so real. However, while I was enjoying my kiss; I then heard someone couching nearby.

“Ah well, Nurse Red Heart. I think she is ok now.”

“What?” I then stop kissing him to have a look at who just spoiled the mood.

I can see Rainbow Dash is next to Red Heart over onto my left along with a very happy looking Pinkie Pie. I then turned my head back to my right to see I have Exclusive in my hooves. He had a blush on his face along with a surprised look.

Slowly the wheels in my head started to spin again, as a blush came onto me, once I just realize what is going on. But I had to make sure; by first biting my lip and feeling pain. I then turn to my left again and asked them.

“This isn’t a dream, is it?” They shook their heads side to side.

I then let go of Exclusive as I compose myself with a cough before addressing Red Heart. “So, what did I miss?”

“Oh, not much Dearie. You were only out for ten minutes after Pinkie shocked you.” Oh, yeah, she did do that to me. I then turn to Pinkie to give her a glare before talking to her.

“Why in the world would you shock a pony that had nothing wrong with them?”

“But you said you were having a heart attack. I didn’t know you were being scarcest.”

“Ahem! Now that everypony is alright now. Would it be too much trouble if I ask you all to leave for now? I think Jessica has had quite enough excitement for one day thank you.” Said Red Heart

“Okkie dokkie”

“Alright then.”

“Laters.”

One by they said their goodbyes before Red Heart made her way to me. I then lay down on my right side to let her go to work. I was soon being welcome with the feeling of relief of having those bandages removed from me.

And you know what? Today was isn’t so bad after all. A side form the accidental kiss to Exclusive, everything is finally looking up for me. However, I am still going to have to wait for the Princess decision. For I can’t really make any plans for the future until then.

I then turned to face the window as I pray for her to come back soon so I can go home. After all, I, don’t belong here… right?

Author's Note

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Just roll with it.

Before Red Heart left my room, she told me that if nothing else happens to me today. That I should be ok to leave the hospital this evening; of course, once the Doctor have given me the ok first. Now normally that would be a good thing for anyone to hear, but not for me. Because I've got no game plan of what to do when I am release from here. Honestly, I was hoping that the Princess would have come back already to give me her answer, before my release. But then again, she is a princess and as such she is a very busy pony, and hadn’t gotten around yet to check up on my records.

Until she does, I am on my own, but then again, I could ask one of my new friends to see if they would help me. But I hate having to rely on the kindness of others so that I don’t end up on the streets... alone.

But I really don’t have much choice in the matter. I need a place to stay and I have no money to rent a place.

I know Exclusive could help me out, but something about living with somepony of the opposite gender can only spell trouble. Not to mention that he too is without a home right now, and is probably doing the same thing I am doing that now. A heavy sigh leaves my throat as I realize that I am in quite a pickle.

I then made my way over the window to have a look outside. I could see the ponies waking or flying from place to place. This is truly a very peaceful place not to mention that these ponies are great at rebuilding. Because I don’t see any sign of the destructions of what happen to the town yesterday anywhere. It like it never happen, which is very impressive for creatures without fingers.

I then heard the door opening as I turn to see Exclusive entering. He looks around the room for me once he saw I wasn’t in my bed. Once he sees me at the window he then smiles as he made his way towards me, but I cut him off before he said anything.

“Exclusive, do you remember the last time you came into my room without knocking?” I asked him raising an eyebrow at him.

He stops for a moment before he answers. “I am not sure this is the first time.” Bad memory this one.

“You have three seconds to get out and knock; before I blow your ears off by screaming.” Exclusive looks confused at my choice of words.

“Uh? But-”

“Three”

“You must be-”

“Two” Now he is looking nervous.

“I am mean you couldn’t possibly be-”

“One” I said then taking in a deep breath, however he got the idea and was outside. I laugh to myself knowing that I just playing around with him. Although I probably would have gone with it anyways. I needed something to lighten my mood, also, I am getting very tired of somepony always barging into my room, without knocking. You would have thought he would have learned the last time he did that.

Then there was a knock at the door. “Yes?”

“It is Exclusive. May I come in?”

“Yes, you may.” he then enters the room.

“Hello, Jessica.”

“Why Exclusive I wasn’t expecting you to be coming on by today,” I said with a little sarcasm in my voice.

Exclusive just shakes his head smiling. “Right. Anyways, Jessica, I came on by to see how everything was going.”

“Oh really? Well every…-” I then notice that somepony had been laughing nearby and got loud enough to get our attention. We both turned to the door to see a pink pony on their back; laughing as they were kicking their hind legs in the air.

“Oh, come on, it wasn’t that funny,” Exclusive said looking at the pony on the floor.

“What is not funny?” said a voice next to my ear causing me to scream like a fil-mare like a mare. I then turn to see that it was Pinkie who had…. wait. I turned my head back and forth between looking at the pink pony next to me and the one on the floor several times, before I stop.

Putting a hoof to my head as I closed my eyes. “Ok, there are two Pinkies here.” Then raising my hooves in the air I shouted: “Can somepony tells me what is wrong with this picture?”

Then the Pinkie on the floor got up and to my surprise. It turned out that she was a he. “Oh, that’s right we haven’t meet before. My name is Bubble Berry, but you can just call me Berry, everypony does.” he then moves to hug Pinkie on her left. “I am Pinkie’s cousin from Las Pegues.” He said smile that can revival Pinkie’s.

A head ack was coming onto me; as I was trying to understand what is going on here. I then was rubbing the back my neck with my foreleg. While leaning my head back stretching my neck as I let out a groan. And to my surprise when I open my eyes there was something on the ceiling. My eyes widen as I see the biggest blackest spider like thing up there. “WHAT IN ALL THAT IS GOOD IS THAT?” Then to my horror it let go of the ceiling fall right on top of my, but I manage to get out of the way just in time.

I can hear the screams of other pony nearby as I felled to the ground with a soft thud. Quickly I crawled away from the bed so I can get back on my hooves. I then turned around to see that whatever that thing was now in the corner of the room shaking in fear as the Pink duo cornering it with two canons pointing straight at it…Wait What! Where did the canons come from? There is no way those two had them on themselves those things are as big as they are.

Nevermind nothing makes sense with Pinkie, and I can only assume that her cousin is the same. I then moved in to have a better look at the creature, and to my surprise it turns out to be a Diamond Dog in ninja outfit with a large bag with him for some reason.

“Ok Mr. Sneaky D.D. Start talking or else you get it!” Pinkie said while looking at the dog with a mean look in her eye. Good golly, I hope I will never have to face that. She looks legitimately scary right now.

The Diamond dog looks very scared as he stares into the barrels of the canons in front of him. “I..I..I…I…I” he stuttered as he tried to think of something take won’t get himself killed.

I could feel an eye twitch on my left eye as I stare at it in disbelief. Another Diamond Dog trying to do who know what in Pony Ville, maybe Twilight was right about them getting smarter. But then again, they aren’t smart enough to not get caught by the ones they are... wait. WAIT. “Wait a minute. You are the dog that ponnynapped me from Exclusive house, weren’t you?”

That got his attention as he looks at me. “I knew pony looked familiar. What is pony doing here? Pony should be in a cage underground.”

“You probably haven’t heard then. After you kidnapped me, we escape shortly afterward.” then another thought crossed my mind. “By the way how are you able to stick on the ceiling like that. You are a dog not a spider.”

“I won’t talk pony.” He said crossing his arm and closing his eyes before lifting his nose into the air.

“I will give you a treat.”

He twitched for a moment before calming himself “Not talking.”

Well this is going to get me nowhere. Wait I got! I saw something this in a movie once. “You know you are probably right.” Everyone was look at me in confusion. “I guess we have no more use for him then.” I then got near one of the canons and gentle push Pinkie aside. “I will just put you out of your misery then.” I then pulled on the cord only for nothing to happen. Thank you, Pinkie, for not loading it. Otherwise this would have turn out bad. I then turned to Pinkie “Hay! Pinkie what is the deal with not loading the canon.”

“Sorry.” She said as she loads it. “This never happened before.” she then steps out of the way.

“No problem. Now where I? Oh, yes. I was going to shoot you!” I said pointing the canon at the now wetting himself dog.

“Wait!”

A grin comes to my face “Yes?”

“It’s my gloves. They let me hold on any surface no matter what it is, without getting tired.” He holds up his gloves for me to look at. Up close they look like they have hundreds of little toilet plungers on it.

“There now was that so hard”

“In here Twilight! The Diamond Dog is here!” I then turned around to see Berry come in the room with Twilight. I didn’t even notice that he wasn’t in the room anymore. When did he step out to get Twilight so quickly?

Twilight use her magic to lift the dog in the air bring it to her. “You got some nerve coming back to Pony Ville Diamond Dog after what you did.” Twilight said. And it might be my imagination but I think her eyes have turn a deep shade of red. She then took the D.D. outside; I think she wants to interrogate it.

“Aw, but I wasn’t done play with him yet.”

“Wait! You were only playing with the dog?” Exclusive said making himself known again. “I thought for sure you were going to hurt him.”

“In a way, I did.”

Soon after the pink duo left, saying something about cupcakes needing to be made ASAP. I had no idea where their canon went when they left or how they got them out, but it is giving me a head ack trying to figure it out.

I made my way back to my bed. “Can you believe it Exclusive. Another Diamond dog wanting to kidnap me!” he then turns to look at me with confusion on his face.

“Kidnap, don’t you mean ponynap?”

“No I mean… never mind.” Rubbing my face in my hooves as I tried to calm myself. “I just don’t believe it.” I then turned to look at him “Anyways Exclusive I am glad that you did so happen to come by. There’s something I needed help with.”

“Oh? Really what is it?”

“Do you remember when I told you I am not a pony right?”

“Oh, yes I remember. Were you serious about that Jessica?”

“That it’s not important right now. What I am getting at is that the princess knows of a way of how to send me back home.”

“Really? That’s wonderful!”

“Yes. However, she needs more time to prepare before she can show me the way.”

“Really? How come? Normally Twilight would have jumped at the chance to help out a pony in need.”

“Well my case is a special. And so, until then I am going to have to wait until she tells me. The problem I am facing right now is that I have nowhere to go in the meantime.” I then hold a hoof in front of him making him go cross-eyed looking at my hoof “And before you say it, I will point out that living with you would be a terrible idea.”

He then pushes my hoof away “I wasn’t going to suggest that Jessica.”

“But you were thinking about it.”

He rolled his eyes at my statement “What I was going to say is that I could ask some of my friends to see if they can help you.” He then put a hoof to his chin as he started to think. “Oh! I know. You can stay with Pinkie Pie.”

I then gave him a dead pan stare “Exclusive. Repeat what you just said, and then imagen if you had to do so, while still injured.”

“Oh. I can see your point there.” He smiled at his mistake. “Ok, what about Fluttershy?” Ok is he even trying?

“Fluttershy. The same mare who chase you and the fillies across Pony Ville Yesterday; with all intent of kissing you to death?” Raising an eyebrow, before I stare into his soul “And you want me to stay with her?”

He back up a little “Oh, come on she didn’t mean it. She wasn’t in control of her actions during the time.”

I put a hoof to my chin as I started to do a recap of what happened that day. “Now that you mention it. Didn’t somepony say she was under the effects of a love poison?”

“Yes, Sweetie Belle said that. But I have no idea of how she got it in the first place.” He said shrugging.

“Well earlier when she was unconcise I saw her eating...” I then turned to glare at Exclusive. “Eating the roses, you broth me earlier.” A small growl escape my mouth “Care to explain that Exclusive?”

“Huh, wait she did?” He said looking confuses about what I just said. “But I didn’t bring you any roses yesterday Jessica.”

“What? But then who brought those roses then?” Now I am confused is there another pony that likes me and hadn’t said anything about it yet. “Unless you are trying to pin this one somepony else.” pointing my hoof again.

He bats my hoof away without much thought that time. “No Jessica I am not. And if I did bring you roses yesterday I would have made sure you got them. Also, I am sure I would have remembered doing it if it was only yesterday.”

“But you forget about me yelling at you,” I said crossing my forelegs. “Any ways that still leaves me without a place to stay.”

“Wait I got. You can stay at the boutique.” That got my attention.

“So, you want me to stay in a clothes store?!” is that even allowed?

“Well, we need to ask Sweetie Belle permission first. She lives there along with her sister, but she is out of town right now.”

“Well if she is ok with it than I don… Hold on there. Is this the same Sweetie Belle that I have met before, the filly?”

“Why yes.”

“But she is just a filly and she lives home alone! What kind of parents does she have anyways that would allow that!”

“Well, I am mostly in charge of her until Rarity comes back. Which should be in about a week.”

That calmed my nerves down a little. “Alright. I guess it couldn’t hurt living with a little filly, after all, what harm can one little filly do anyways?” And why do I feel like I just jinx myself?

Author's Note

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This was a bad idea part 1

Regardless of whatever bad idea my mind maybe telling me about this. I don’t really have much of a choice. It is either spending the rest of my stay here going place to place looking for a bed, or stay with a filly less than half my age. I mean she less than half my…. Why I am continually telling myself that. Calm down everything is going to be alright.

“Well Miss Jessica, you are free to leave the hospital any time you want.” My doctor said as he finishes writing something on his clip broad before leaving. Rude.

“Thank you” I tried calling out to him but he is long gone. “Sigh. Well, shall we get going Exclusive?”

“Let’s” Exclusive said. he then started pushing a wheel chair towards me with a bag on it.

“And what may I pray is this,” I said gesturing to the bag. He then takes notices of what I mean before he looks back at me.

“A token of generosity.” He then lifts the bag to me with his magic. I open it up to find not to my surprise and not much another dress.

“Thank you.” Well, at least now I don’t have to worry about what I am going to wear now. Speaking of which. “By the way Exclusive do you know what became of the clothes I had on me when we first meet?”

“Oh. If I am not mistaken they should still be at the boutique.”

“Oh good.” I let out a small sigh. “For a moment, I thought the D.D. still had them.”

“No. Remember, Rainbow had to make a makeshift bandage with the dress you had when we left the caves.” Oh! Right. I almost forgot about that. Such a waste. I really like that one to. Even if I only ward it for a little while.

“Right. And sorry about the other dress.”

“It was used for a good cause.” Does this guy ever stop being nice? I sure hope not.

Soon we were outside of the hospital. Red heart gave me a brace for my hind leg so it won’t hurt as bad if I walk for long periods of time. She said that it was temporarily until I got used to the way I walk now. I had no idea where to begin to put it on, so she showed me how. It feels weird having something on my leg, but at least it doesn’t make any noise when I move. Which was a good thing at least.

“Thank you.”

“No problem, have a wonderful day.” Red Heart said before taking the chair back inside.

The rest of the trip to the Boutique was thankfully uneventful. Aside from saying hello to a few ponies walking bye.

Once there, Exclusive gently knocks on the door. “Hello, Sweetie Belle. You in there?” the was no response. After a minute of waiting, He pushes the door which was surprising left open for some reason. Considering everything on the outside looks closed. “That’s odd. Normally she would lock up before she goes and plays with her friends.”

“Then shouldn’t we be worried?”

“Na, she probable was in a hurry and forgot to lock the front door.” I lowered my eye lids as I stare back at him. He stares back at me with confusion. “What?” his eyes widen with realization “Oh come Jessica. She is a reasonable young filly; I am sure she is alright.” My stare didn’t let up. “Ok I bite. What is it?”

“Do I have to remind you of the Dog I found on my ceiling earlier?” I said raising a brow at him.

“Oh right. Well, then I will just make sure nothing strange is inside than first.” He then heads inside and after a minute I just realize he just left me alone out here.

“Hay!” I called out as I went after him.

The shop looks different then the last time I was in here. Then again, I had only been in here once before. I can’t see much form the door way, but this place looks like a hurricane went on through here. As I walk in I can see much more of the destruction in here. There are pieces of clothe everywhere as well as sheets of clothes that looks like a moth had a go on them. I then can see Exclusive coming from another room before he looks behind some doors. Also, I notice that even though there is a mess everywhere the dresses on display where the manikins were remained untouched. Interesting.

“Well, it seems like somepony or something had a party here.” Exclusive turns his head towards me with a frown on his face.

“I can see that. But something just doesn’t add up here.” before I could ask what he meant a large thud was heard coming from upstairs. A soft voice followed it but I couldn’t make out what was said.

Exclusive then puts a hoof to his mouth “ssh” he then started moving towards the stairs. I followed him eager to find out what was up there. Slowing we crawled up the stair cast listening for the next sound. Once at the top I can see one of the doors open slightly letting out some light. As we approach the door I can hear somepony or something inside talking. “Soon my little pretty very soon you will be all mine.” I brace myself on the left side of the door as Exclusive take the right. “I have waited long enough for this moment my darling.” The voice itself sounds feminine with a deep voice. I tried to look inside the room with little success as the voice continue. “The guards had tried to stop me even your father but all have failed you my dear.” I look at Exclusive wounding what is going on here. Then a new voice came from the room. This one sounds very feminine but with a high pitch with a hint of fear. “No please spare me.” Exclusive’s expression change to one of horror.

“That’s Rarity’s voice,” he whispered to me. Rarity? Didn’t he mention her before? I can’t recall.

“I am afraid it is far too late for mercy my dear. For tonight you are mine.” Exclusive then made a gestor with his head into the room then silently counted down. For the record, I think this is a terrible idea. We should have got help first.

He then burst into the room with his horn glowing with me right after him. There was a sudden scream in the room as we charge in. And would you know it there is nothing wrong in this room? No ropes, no creep lighting, no villain, and no pony in distress. The only thing we found was a white mare with an indigo mane. She was being lifted in the air by Exclusive’s magic as well as giving him a very good death glare.

“And in what Celestia’s good name are you doing Exclusive?” she said crossing her forelegs. This must be Rarity that he was referencing to earlier. You know these two could be considered twins because they look so much alike. But didn’t Sweetie say they were cousins?

“But I heard… and” Exclusive looks like a loss for words right now. Can’t blame the man he must feel so embarrassed, but I can’t worry too much about. Because I am not the one holding up a random mare in the air with magic. Heh heh.

“If you are referring to what you might have heard earlier. That was me talking out loud while I was reading my new novel!” Oh.

I then notice a small book right underneath her. Before I look back the mare. “You going to have to forgive our intrusion and quick jump into conclusion Miss.” Exclusive was putting her back on the ground. “Some past events earlier have cause us to be on edge for a while.”

She looks at me with a surprised look as she finally notices me even being here. “Oh, that is understandable. However, I don’t believe I know who you are Miss…” oh that’s right we just meet.

“My name is Jessica and you must be Miss Rarity.”

Author's Note

Sorry for the short chapter. I want to give you all something for the long wait. I going to continue writing more stories this one or others I am working on. I going to be focusing most of my time on "Why Me Quickies" these are just some short stories for fun. They have nothing to do with this story.

Anyways thanks for staying with me for this long for "Why me" Talk to you all later and please leave a like and comment what you all think.

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This was a bad idea part 2

“Why yes I am Rarity. It is a pleasure to me you Jessica.” Rarity said she extends her hoof towards me. I just stare at it in confusion. “Is there something wrong Jessica?” Rarity asked in my absent in doing anything.

‘I don’t care is she is the ruler of a nation. I am not going to kiss her hoof!’

Exclusive takes notice of what is happening and steps in for me. “You must forgive Jessica Rarity. She is not form around here and is not accustom with our standard greeting.”

“OH! My apology Jessica. I was merely wanted to shake your hoof.” She explained herself but still left me stump as to how I am supposed to do that with no fingers.

“Uh?” get a hold of yourself Jessica and just go along with it. “Like this.” I said toughing my hoof to hers and was startled when somehow, she did grab my hoof and shook it up and down before letting go.

“Yes dear. Now, what are you two doing in here in the first place.”

“Oh, you see Jessica here-” ‘No not this time Exclusive’ I thought to myself before putting a hoof on his mouth cutting him off. He looks back at me in confusion.

“Exclusive thank you, but I can speak for myself.” I said before putting my hoof down “*Ahem* You see Rarity I don’t have a place to stay here in Pony Ville and can’t afford to pay to stay at the inn. So, Exclusive here was kind enough to provide me with a place to stay and here we are.”

“Somehow I doubt that is the whole story darling.” Rarity said before turning her attention to her cousin. “Exclusive may I speak with you in private.”

“Oh ok.” He said calmly, but the look on his face says a different story. Have you ever seen those nature shows when they give close-ups at a preys’ face before the lion attacks? Well that what I am seeing right now in front of me.

“Please excuse us, Jessica, we will be right back.” Rarity said as she and Exclusive left me in the room and closing the door right behind them.

I was just about to look around while I wait for them to be done but I was interrupted when those two started talking-no shouting at each other. My head turn quickly to look back at the door when they started. I couldn't make out what they were saying, but I think Rarity is wining in the loud department. This continued for about two minutes before they came back into the room with big grins on their faces, acting like nothing happen earlier.

“Now then. Jessica, I do believe you will feel right at home here during your stay in Pony Ville” Rarity said bushing her mane with a hoof.

What just happen earlier? “OK, then. *Ahem* do you have a room for my or do I have to bunk with you?”

“Don’t be ridicules Jessica, I maybe the Element of Generosity Bearer, but even I need to have my privacy.” The element of WHAT? “You will be staying with Sweetie Belle until I make some room for you, or until you leave on your way.”

“I got no problem with that.” Rarity just looks back at me in confusion.

“Really? Just like that. No who is she, no what she is like, no nothing?” she said tilting her head to the side.

“No, not really. We meet a few times before. I am sure I can handle her.” I assured Rarity. There is that feeling of dread again.

“If you say so dear. Welcome to my home.”

“RAAARRIITTYY!!” a voice shouted from outside of the room before a white blur ran pass me and into said mare sending both to the floor. “Your back! Your back! It really is you!” said the blur which turns out to be Sweetie Belle.

“Yes, Sweetie Belle. It’s me, and it is nice to see you too, however could you please get off of me for a moment.” Rarity said to her sister who smiled sheepishly, before doing so.

“When did you get back?”

“About an hour ago, I was wondering why you weren’t at the train station earlier with everypony else.”

“OH! Me and the other crusaders were helping out Apple Bloom with her chores so we all could go swimming in the pound. We were on our way there now when I remember that I forgot to lock the Boutique and here I am.”

“So that explains the open door,” I said getting Sweetie Belle’s attention.

“Oh! Hay Jessica. When did you get here!”

“About ten minutes ago, also I have something to tell you.”

She takes in a gasp of surprise “Are you going to marriage Exclusive!”

You know if I was drinking something I would be doing a spite take right about now, but thankfully I wasn’t. However, she did cause everypony in the room to go silent for about ten seconds. Awkward.

Rarity looks between me and Exclusive in confusion. “Did I miss something?”

“NOO!” I shouted before I stop and composed myself. “I mean no that is not what I was going to tell you Sweetie Belle. I was going to tell you I am going to be your roommate for a while.”

“Oh, that is nice. But I would rather be told I am going to be a flower girl again.” Again?

“Well sorry to disappoint you,” I said patting her head. “Anyways, Sweetie Belle mine giving me an escort to our room?”

“Sure it’s this way.” She said leaving me behind I the turn to the others in the room and pause. Hun, it looks like Sweetie’s comment have had a greater affect Exclusive than I thought. Right now, he is doing his impression of a statue.

“I will be right back, see you two later.”

“Til next time Darling.” Rarity said then notice the lack of response from her cousin. “Exclusive?”

Nothing.

She then got closer to him and leaned in near his ear. “Exclusive!” that did it.

“HUH! What I didn’t do it.” Looks like someone has a guilty conscious.

“Exclusive, it is rude to ignore a lady when she is talking to you.”

“I am sorry Rarity. What were you saying?” Wow! He was really out of it.

Rarity response to him with a slap behind the head. “What?”

“Don’t worry about it Rarity.” She was going to say something but I cut her off. “See you two later.” I said leaving the room. “Now where did Sweetie Belle go?”

I found her outside of a door waiting for me tilting her head to the side. “What was that about Jessica?”

“I will tell you later. So, this is your room.”

“Yep, this is it.” She said walking into the room and stopping in the center. “You know, I just realize something, Jessica.”

“And what is that?”

“We know you will be staying in my room, but where exactly would that be?”

“Oh, good point. There is only one bed and not a very big one at that for the both of us.” *Hum*

What to do? Well, I could just sleep on the floor and that will be the end of it. I don’t feel like forcing her off her own bed for my own comfort. That is not my style.

“Hay Sweetie Belle what is taking you?” a voice said outside the room. This got my attention as well as Sweetie’s.

“OH! Right I forgot. I will be right down Apple Bloom.” Sweetie said making her way out of the room but stop to look at me form the door way. “Did you want to come along Jessica? We are on our way to the pound.”

“You know, I would love to join you kids at the swimming hole.”

“Great! Let’s get going then.” She said leaving the room towards the stairs with me right behind her.

Wait. I have no idea how to swim like this. Oh well I guess I just stay away from the deep ends of the pond then.

We meet up with the rest of her little group and were on our way. Once there, the trio started to count down then all at once preform a flying leap into the pond; causing an impressive tidal wave. Note to self, start carrying an umbrella with me, or at least a rain coat. They were wondering why I didn’t join them, and I just told them I just there to kept an eye on them. As I lay down on the sand nearby to dry off. You know maybe I should have told Rarity and Exclusive that I was going with Sweetie Belle. Naah it not like I answer to them when I am outside the house. “That is nice breeze.”

I don’t know when I fell asleep, but I regret doing so. For when I woke up I found that the little rugrats had buried me up to my neck in sand. I can see them three feet away from me. Sweetie Belle and Apple Bloom are struggling to control their giggling, while Scootaloo is laughing her butt off on the ground. Tried I may I soon discovered that they did a very good job patting down the sand, I am stuck!

“When I get out of here you three little munchkins are Dead!” I was meet with only more giggling before Scootaloo got up and closer to me.

“Don’t worry Jessica I am sure you can get Head of us soon.”

‘Oh no you did just not made a pun about me in my expense.’ “I will get out of this sand, and when I do, you are going to pay dearly for that Scootaloo.” I bet it was her idea in the first place.

“Maybe, but right now I am Head of the game now.” Just keep just a deeper hole for yourself, for I am getting closer to get limbs free.

“You know Scootaloo, maybe it is not a good idea be pocking fun of her.” Applebloom said getting Scootaloo attention, while both far away fillies are backing away noticing I am surfacing.

“Why?”

“Because I am free! That is why!” I said reaching for the screaming filly only to be miss by an inch and fall to the ground.

“RUN!”

“Get back here!” I said chasing after them.

They lead me to a nearby tree and started to run around it with me on their tails. After the third time, around I realize they were going to kept doing that. So, I stop and turn around stopping them in the tracks and grab one the closest one who so happen to be Apple Bloom.

“Now I got you!” I said but then I realize that she had back up. Not good.

“Let her go!” Sweetie Belle said causing a blinding light to appear before me.

“AAAHH!” I said dropping the filly while covering my eyes.

I could barely see but I could make out enough too see them making their getaway.

“You won’t get away from me that easy!” the chase was on again, for about three seconds before I fell face first into the sand.

“Right, I can’t see where I am going,” I mumble to myself also I could hear their fading laughter.

Lifting my head, I spit out some sand and ran after them. After a minute of running, I was reminded of why I am wearing this leg brace in the first place, and was forced to slow down. However, I could still see them and they seem to be making a B line towards an Apple Orchard! Now how did I not see this the first time I came around here, I mean it is huge! Wait, I am getting distractive aren’t I?

Looking around I could see a white gate where those three little buggers use to get into the Orchard. It would be a really bad if this Orchard would have a case of infestation of mischief. It is a good thing I know a exterminator for such a problem, me.

Walking into the Orchard I can only gaze in amazement in the sheer amount of apple trees here. Then again this is the first time I have been in an Apple Orchard before. It looks like their trees are ripe for harvest. There are just some many, focuses Jessica! You can look at the large, red, juice, scrumptious, delectable woow woow woow stop right there. These are Not your apples; you can get one or two later. Right now, you have got to find three little fillies. I can only hope I don’t get lost looking for them in this field of heaven crunch.

As I continue looking for them, I am starting to get the feeling that without a doubt I am lost, or at least I lost track of the fillies. There are too many hoof pints and random track all over the ground. Not to mention I don’t hear any giggles or twigs snapping anywhere. It is like they have done this before and already know how to get away from trouble. Then again, they are running away form an injure pony, so anypony could get away from me if they tried.
Look like I am just going to have to accept that they got away. Also, Ow my leg hurts. I guess I was hurt more than I thought, nuts.

I than look to my right and see a nice shady tree. “This looks like a good spot to rest for a bit.” I made sure to lie down on my good side before getting comfortable. As I lay there I can hear the sound of the wind brushing against the leaves and even a bird as its chirping away flying nearby.

“It is so peaceful here. I almost forgot the feel of what nature feels like.” I took in a deep breath before letting it out. “Then again, I did just fell asleep next to a swimming hole in the sand earlier. But who can blame me, the nice cool breeze had always had a way of putting me to sleep.”

The wind pick up a little bit and cause an apple to fall in front of me. Looking to my left and than to my right, I can’t see anypony nearby and it did just fell in front of me. Leaning forward I took a big bite, it is the best apple I have ever had to privilege to eat. Slowly I chew, savoring the taste before I swallowed and lend in for another bite.

That was when something hit me on the head. Look at the object reveal another apple. Ok one random apple falling because to the wind I can understand. But another one when the wind is calmer? Looking up into the tree I grin as I see nervous little objects up there that don’t look likes apples.

So, this is where they ran off to. It looks like they haven’t notice me yet as they remain perfectly still up there. If only I could climb up with them I could give them the scare of a life time, but I am going to have to settle with the next best thing.

Taking a deep breath I then began to sing

“Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G!” Well that turn out better than I thought it would be. First, they were startle before the got embarrass with lovely little red blushes on their faces. Well Apple Bloom and Sweetie, Scootaloo looks like she is going to puke before she fell off the tree.

“I think I am going to be sick,” Scootaloo said before she went behind the tree and puking. Making Apple Bloom cringe a little when she saw her puking.

“Eeeewww! That is discussing!”

“Is she going to be alright?” I asked

“Yeah, she just had a bad pie earlier.” Apple Bloom said causally. Well that good to know.

“Also, Gross Jessica! They are my best friends I would never do that with them!” Sweetie shouted down at me while I smile innocently back at her.

“Anyways, I don’t know about you three, but I think I had enough excitement for one day.”

“But you hardly did anything, Jessica, why are you tried already?” Applebloom said as she and Sweetie slid down the tree.

“In case you have forgotten Apple Bloom, I am not completely healed and I can’t run around all day with you all remember?”

“Oh! Right forgot about that.” Applebloom said as Sweetie was rubbing Scootaloos’ back. I move towards them to see if she was alright.

“You ok there Scootaloo?”

“Yeah, I am alright, and that is the last time I trade desserts with Button Mash.” Oh well, live and learn.

“Sorry for earlier Jessica it was only for fun and don’t deny it you would have done the same.”

“Alright you got me there Scootaloo, and the same goes for me with the song earlier. So, truce?” I said hold my hoof out for her. I hope I am doing this right.

“Truce?”

“It another way of saying peace.”

“Oh! Ok, then Truce.” She said as they all shake my hoof.

“Now then how do we get out of this Apple land?”

“This way.”

Eventually we got out and made our way back to the Boutique. Once at the door the fillies look sad that I was unable to play with them until I was better. I told them that maybe we could have a sleep over or something later if they wanted. And let me tell you something those fillies could enter the Olympics if they wanted to, with how fast they ran. I guess they really like the idea of sleep overs than.

The rest of the day was rather uneventful. Rarity and Exclusive were surprise to see me coming from the front door. I guess they thought I was still in Sweetie’s room resting or something. After a quick snack form the kitchen I return to Sweetie’s room and stay there before duty called, after that I moved some pillows some another room and made a nest of pillows. Once I found a spare blanket I to it to my nest and lay down in it putting the blanket over me. I haven’t done something like this since my childhood, but I guess the sleepover idea got me thinking about it again. And before I fall asleep again I was made aware that I was no longer alone in the room.

“CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS SLEEP OVER! YEAH!” my ears.

Author's Note

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Sleep over

Rubbing my ears, I turn to see the three little banshees smiling as they enter the room. “Hello girls.”

“Hello”

“Hay there Jessica!”

“Huh? Jessica what is that?” Applebloom said gesturing to my make shift bed.

“Oh this?” I smile as I look down on my nest. “This is something back from my younger days. You see whenever I use to do sleep overs; I would make one of these, whenever there weren’t enough beds to go around. I called it a nest.”

“Because it looks like a birds nest?”

“Correct.”

“Cool let me in there.” Scootaloo said as if speaking for the rest of her friends, they all crowd around me crawling under the covers. As they moved around to get comfortable they started to tickle me.

“H-Hay cut that out.” I said fight back the giggles they were giving me. Soon I could them sticking their heads out with Sweetie and Applebloom to my right and Scootaloo to my left.

“Neat I never slept on the floor before.” Sweetie Belle said

“You know this is great and all, but how are we going to has some fun at a sleep over if everypony is going to bed already?” I asked them

“Oh, Right!” they got out running towards their bags.

“So, who is up for a game of twister?” Scootaloo said lifting up the board game.

“You are on,” I said get up to face her.

One hour later

“Ok, Sweetie Belle put your right foreleg on blue.” Rarity said from the bed as her sister reach under me to get the blue circle.

“Got it.” Rarity then spins the arrow again.

“Ok, Jessica, right hind leg on red.”

I then notice that one was over Scootaloo “I’ll try.” Stretching I move my leg but I forgot my other leg wasn’t so good at holding all my weight. “Almost… AH!” and down we all go. “Nuts!”

“Help!”

“I can’t breathe!”

“Well I am stuck!” I told them as Rarity lifted me off them and putting me on my nest.

“Good game girls.” Rarity said as puts the game away.

“Yah that is all for me,” I told them

“Really?”

“Yes, I can’t keep playing for hours like you all can, and let’s not forget about my injures girls.”

“But you were doing so well earlier.”

“Yes, I was, but now I need some time to rest until I can play with girls again.”

“Ok.” They said together said I stretch out on my nest.

The slumber party wasn’t so bad after that. Applebloom brought over some pictures of some pony named Bab seed to tell us about her adventures. I think she said that she was her cousin and she was a leader of the cutie mark crusaders over where she lived. Speaking of cutie marks this was the first time I got a chance to look at theirs. And I was in for a surprise. The little trio all had similar cutie marks of a shield of three colors lines going down, with the difference being with what was in the middle of them. Applebloom’s was no surprise an apple, Sweetie Belle’s was a music note, and Scootaloo’s is a wing with a lightning bolt on it.

I got a chance to see Rarity’s before she left, it was three diamonds. What that reminds me that I don’t know what Exclusive’s mark is…Wait am I a pervert for looking at other pony’s flanks to see their cutie marks? Well am I not, I was only seeing the marks on their butts… Ok when you put it that way. Never mind! This conversation never happened.

“Uh, Jessica are you ok? You look a little red there.” Scootaloo said form her sleeping bag.

“YES! I mean yes, I am alright. I just thinking to myself.” *ahem* “So, where were we?”

“We were getting ready to play Uno.”

“I think I have heard of the game before, but never played it myself.”

“It’s easy. Here I will show you.”

Ten minutes later

It a slaughter, I was having a hard time keeping up with who turn it was with all these jump in’s and special cards ruling. I have already lost twice to Applebloom, and one to Sweetie Belle. Even though this game is so frustrating that I want to burn all these cards, it’s can also be very fun.

“I will skip Scootaloo” Sweetie Belle said playing a green skip.

“Great.” She said with sarcasm

“Well, I’ll skip Jessica,” Applebloom said playing a blue skip.

“Hay what did I ever do to you?”

“Because you laugh at me.”

“Well, but why did you do that?”

“Because that was all I could play.” We are at round four now with Applebloom leading with three cards, Sweetie has seven, Scootaloo has five, while I have twelve. Great.

“Ok, my turn and sorry Scootaloo,” Sweetie said playing a draw four wild.

“Oh yeah, I will challenge that.” Sweetie shows Scootaloo her hand revealing no blue cards. She lost the challenge and now she must draw six, ouch. “Oh, come on!”

“Why did you do that Scootaloo?” Applebloom said as she plays a green five

“I don’t know. Because I not going to win anymore.”

“Now calm down let’s see how this goes.” I said play a green five. Then Sweetie belle played a green zero, which send all of our cards to the pony to our right. Hay Applebloom had two green threes’ nice.

“Wait no! No! NO! NOO!”

“Oh, this is a good hand.” I said laughing at Applebloom misery.

“NNNNOOOOO!! NNNNOOOOOO!!” I know it’s mean too laugh at someone, but you play Uno with a group of friends and try not to laugh.

“I will take Jessica’s hand.” Scootaloo said playing a green seven and switching hands with me.

“Hay I just got that!”

“And I will take Scootaloo’s hand,” Applebloom said playing her own seven.

“Oh, come on!” Scootaloo said causing everypony to start laughing.

“You know what?” I said playing my red seven “Give me that back.” This is hilarious.

“Please play a seven,” Applebloom said to Sweetie Belle as we all continue to giggle.

“I can’t, but I can play this.” She said as she plays a reverse card making it my turn again.

“Thanks, buddy,” I said drawing three cards until I found something

“No problem” obviously she doesn’t know sarcasm.

In the end, I never won a game, but I am not mad. That’s a first. Normally I would be frustrated of not winning a single round, but this time. I am looking forward for the next game.

After Uno, the girls decided that now it was a good time to break out the makeup and brushes. But I know better than let them near me with makeup without knowing how well they can use it first. After seeing their handy work, I decide not to let them use make up on me. Let’s just say Sweetie Belle shines in the moonlight now, and leave it at that. But I did let them brush my mane and tail and did the same with them. I have no idea how this hoove thing works, but I must have gotten the hang of it during Uno.

These little girls are better mane stylist then makeup artist. They took two strands of my mane and braded it on one side and then did the same on the other side and connect them together behind my head. It simple but I like it.

“OW!”

Sadly, the same thing can’t be said about my tail. Right now, I am in my nest, trying to untangle Applebloom’s tail from mine. How in the world Sweetie got her tail confuse with mine I will never know? “Sorry, but this will go a lot faster if you would stop moving around Applebloom.”

“We would be in this mess, if somepony was paying attention to whose tail belongs to who.” She glared at her friend while said that. She probably think of how to get even with her.

“Hay your tails are the same color. It was an honest mistake!” Sweetie Belle said from her bed, while Scootaloo was going around the room looking for something.

“Hay Scoot, what are you looking for?” Applebloom asks her once notices what she was doing.

“I am looking for scissors.” Scootaloo call out from inside a drawer.

“Well then, that better be for your tail Scootaloo,” I told her.

She looks back at me in confusion “What, why?”

“Because if you are thinking of cutting my tail to get Applebloom off me. Than you got another thing coming Missy. I just got my tail back yesterday. And I am not planning on parting with it again any time soon. Besides I am almost done here.” I said pulling on the mess of tails and earning a yep from Applebloom.

“No, you’re not!”

“Hush it Applebloom and let me work.” In truth, I have no idea if I can get her tail loose from mine. Sweetie tried to untangle us earlier but that was how we got into this mess in the first place. “Almost got it.” But then as I pulled my tail one way, it somehow ended up in one huge knot. I stare in disbelief.

“How did that happen?”

“ARRRRGH! I give up! Where is Rarity? She can help us.”

Sweetie looks at the clock before answering me “She should be in her room by now.”

“OK let’s go,” I said leaving the room and dragging Applebloom with me before she started walking backward.

“Easy Jessica, I have smaller hooves than you!”

“Wait for us!”

Soon we were in front Rarity’s room and her door was close.

“I guess she is asleep,” Scootaloo said as a smile comes to my face.

“Hay girls are you in the mood for a prank?”

Sweetie looks unsure “I am not sure that’s a good idea, Jessica.”

“Come on Sweetie belle it will be fun.” Scootaloo cheer her friend on.

She looked as Applebloom who also nodded in agreement. She then looks at me “What did you have in mind?”

“Just follow my lead.” I said slowly entering the room as they follow me. Her room is a mess surprising. But I guess it has something to do with all the pieces of fabric lying around along with empty boxes. Regardless we made our way to her bed where our victim lies sound asleep.

“So, what is the plan?”

“We are just going to ask for her help, but very loudly. Everypony get to a different side of the bed and on the count of three say something really loud.”

Once everypony was in place I started counting down, “Three, two, one…”

“HAY RARITY!” “I AM AWESOME!” “WAKE UP!” “I AM SHOUTING!” “SORRY SIS!”

“AAAAAAAAAHHH!” Rarity screamed but before I could enjoy the fruits of our labor, Rarity use her magic the gather us all and trapping us in her bed sheet. Which intern send us all in a panic moving around the sheet to find freedom.

“What happen?” “I can’t see!” “Get your flank out my face!” “Can’t move deal with it.” “BEST SLEEP OVER EVER!” “Wait… Pinkie! What are you doing here!”

“How dare you ponies come in here and ruin my beauty sleep! Now I understand that you all are having a sleep over in Sweetie Belle’s room, but that doesn’t mean you have free rights to do whatever you want at this dreadful hour. Now I am a reasonable mare and I will kindly ask you all to leave my room before I am force to use more drastic measures.”

“Wait sorry Rarity this was my idea.”

“Really? I thought for sure my little sister or one of her friend’s idea.”

“No, it was me. Anyways the reason we woke you up was because I don’t want to sleep with Applebloom tonight.”

“Is there a problem?”

“Mainly our tails are tied together and can’t get them loose.”

“Goodness! How did that happen?”

“It’s rather silly how this happens, but first can you put us down?”

Thankfully I still kept my tail after monster Rarity free us. Let’s just say she looks hideous with loose curls in her mane while wearing a green face mask. She looked like the creature from the black lagoon. And the scream earlier was from Applebloom, NOT from me.

Anyways, we decided that we all had enough fun for one day and return to Sweeetie’s room. I had no idea where Pinkie went after we were free. But to save my brain cells, I file the problem under my ‘never mind’ pile.

Once in the room, I went straight to my nest and bid the three fillies good night. However, to my surprise the three fillies forgo the bed and made their own nest front of me. How can something so cute look even cuter when it’s asleep? I was so tempted to snatch all three of them and hug them death. But with great will power I resist doing so.

I can see them sleeping soundly in their nest as I watch them. Normally, I don’t have a problem falling asleep, but sometimes there are night where I can’t find sleep. When this happens a walk in the night air does the trick, but I wanted to make sure they were asleep before I step out for a moment. Quietly I made my way outside.

A cool breeze brushes through my mane as I walk outside. The skirt of my dress flaps gently against my legs as the creatures of the night, fills the air with their melodies of sleep. There are no ponies here: no children laughing with friends, no pony running to get to work, no pony in pain, there is only me.

My journey lead to a park bench under a tree facing a small lake. As I lay there, I finally can think about my life right now, and contemplate a question that has been on my mind for a while.

“Do I really want to go back?”

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Discovering Truth

Discovered

I stare out on to the ripples of the pond, as fishes jump out to eat an unfortunate bug, then splashes some water in my direction but come up short. A genital breeze blows through the strands of my mane over my eyes, as I watch the stillness of the night in Pony Ville.

“It’s moments like these makes me wonder; why I never move out of the big city.” *sigh* I lay my head on my forelegs and close my eyes for a moment. “Why couldn’t I have been born in the country?”

“But if you were, we would have never met.” A voice said behind me. “Don’t turn around Jessica. This won’t take long.” Frighten I slowly lift my head and stare out at the water.

“Who are you?”

“Just a messenger. A friend of mine wanted to let you know he has his eyes on you and wants you.”

I don’t like the sound of that but I better play ignorant for now. “For what exactly, I don’t have any skills to give him.”

*heh* “I don't believe you understand. He wants you to be his and his alone.”

OH, YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! *HUMF!*“Well, you can tell him that I am not interested.”

“You don’t seem to understand Jessica. You have no say in the matter.”

You know I would expect this coming from the D.D. but not for another Pony at least I think it a pony. Regardless I am not some wondering puppy he can up and take home with him. “If he thinks he can force himself on me, then he has another thing coming.”

“Oh, but that is the beauty of it, Jessica. He won’t need to force himself on you. You will come to him freely.”

“Oh, I would like to see that. Cause that will be a nice trick!”

“I can assure you that if he were to trick you; you would see it coming. Also, did you enjoy the roses he left you?”

“Wait, he was the one who left me the roses?!”

“His gift to you. Although I don’t think they had the desired effect he had in mind. But it was quite amusing to watch the end result.”

“It was NOT funny. Hang on a second if he left me the rose; did he had anything to do with the Diamond Dogs that were sent to me?”

“Indeed. They were just supposed to hold you until we found a way to get to out of Pony Ville undetected.”

“But then why were they trying to BREED ME THAN!”

There was a moment of silence before he replied, “I don’t know.”

“What about Exclusive’s house?”

“He doesn’t want any competition for you.” Poor Exclusive.

“And the spa? No wait that was an accident.”

“No, it wasn’t. Those three little girls would have stopped their wagon before going up a ramp that appears out of nowhere. But that kind of hard to do when they have no brakes.”

“But why would he do that to them?”

"My guess causes he can.”

“They could have gotten hurt! In fact, a lot of ponies got hurt because of what he did these last three days!”

“I see you are starting to realize just, how much he has already influenced your stay here in Pony Ville.”

Ok, this is getting out of hand here. I better cut this conversation short and tell somepony about this. But even if I do I have no way of proving that it was them. My only hope is to find somepony who would believe me, maybe Exclusive?

*Hehe*“ By the way you have been quiet I can tell that you are trying to find a way to blow the whistle on us.” Mind read much?

“I can assure you that not even the Princess knows we are here. Let alone has any power over us. And you better not tell anyone about what you have just heard today. I mean after all Miss Rarity does have a nice home, it would be a shame if something happens to it.”

“You wouldn’t dare!”

“So long as you keep that pretty mouth of your shut; nothing will happen to them.”

This turn bad fast, better play along for now. “What now then?”

“Stay in Pony Ville for now. I will contact you again when he is ready to meet you, Jessica the Human.”

“WHAT!” I turned around but the was a flash of light and he was gone.

How in the world does this guy know I am a human? I only ever told Exclusive and the Princess that. Could it be that this guy may have something to do with my arrival here? If so then why did I arrive in the forest instead of some kind of a building or I don’t know a cave. Or at the very least had somepony ready to meet me when I showed up. There are so many questions that need answering but I have another problem on my hands here.

If I tell anypony what I have heard tonight; Rarity loses her home and business. And in worst case scenario her life.

This is some serious stuff I am stuck with. These ponies have already shown that they are willing go to the extremes, to get their way done. “This is nuts. Here I am stuck in a world that is not my own. With a mafia boss in love with me!” I slam my head into my foreleg groaning in frustration. “*Beep* ME!” I turn around looking for Pinkie Pie. She’s the only pony I know who somehow knows when I am going to curse and have a horn ready. But as I looked around I saw nothing.

“I know it was her but, where is she?” I then heard a crunching sound as I got off the bench. Looking down I can see a piece of paper under my hoof. Quickly I pick up the paper and look at it. It was a picture of Pinkie with a horn saying, ‘Langue Jessica’. “Really Pinkie? That not what I need right now.” Looking at the back I could see more words, but instead I put the note away for now. If Pinkie does know what I am going through, I better not let them know that she knows. When I get a chance alone I will see what Pinkie wanted to tell me. But for now, it is time for bed.

The morning was uneventful (Thank you) once the crusaders were awake they made their way down stairs to eat. Meanwhile I stay behind to clean up the room. Although I am still getting uses to the whole hooves for hands thing I will say I did a good job. After breakfast, the crusaders left saying something about helping with cutie marks. Rarity said she was going to be busy in her work shop, and might need my help later. In the meantime, I was to stick around until needed. I did ask her why doesn’t she get one of her other friends to help her, but she said they were busy, and I wasn’t. I don’t know what happen to Exclusive after I last saw him with Rarity yesterday, but I am sure he is all right. I will probably ask Rarity later, but right now it is time to see what is on the note.

Closing the bathroom door behind me, I start to look around the room to see if the coast is clear. After my third go over, I am satisfied that it is OK, for now. I better make this quick I do not know if they are watching me now.

Laying on my stomach I pull out Pinkie’s note.

‘I heard what that pony said, and if it weren’t for the fact that he teleports away I would have stomped him into the ground. But now I need to find a way to help you out without hurting my friends too. Don’t worry Jessica Secret Agent Pinkie is on the case. I will contact you with rainbow cupcake.’

“Well, that’s one to contact me. Wait there’s more.”

‘This message will self-destruct in 5-4-3-‘

“WHY!”

BOOM!

Author's Note

Let me know what you all think.

Until next chapter, laters.:pinkiesmile:

New ponies

*gah cough chof * I open a window to clear up the smoke. “Why in the world would somepony… check that. How in the world did she make paper explode?” *cough* this isn't Naruto!” as I continue to air out the room a familiar voice made itself know outside the door.

*Knock*knock*” Jessica are you alright in there!”

“I am fine Rarity I... Um... Just found a lit fire cracker in here.

*sigh*“I most apologies Jessica it would seem that you where a victim of one of Pinkie pranks.” What! Does she do these kinds of so often that everypony doesn’t give much thought to it!

“Well am just going to have a few words with her once I ever see her again.”

“Jessica, I already know about how you deal with ponies that annoy you. And I must ask you to restrain yourself from hurting my friends. No matter how much they may get on your nerves. They mean well.”

“Fine, but might I ask. How can I get in contact with Princess Twilight?”

“Please, darling she prefers Twilight.”

“Right well how can I get in contact with her?”

“It not so hard most of the time she is in her castle doing who know what or helping out a friend. And might I ask why her in particular?”

“She dropped by one day while I was in the hospital. And said she was going to look into something for me.”

“Oh, really and what might that be?”

“Sorry, Rarity can’t tell you.”

“But why on earth not?”

“Because you will think I am crazy.”

“Jessica if you have seen what I have been through the last couple of years. you’ll think I have the crazy life.”

“Have you not heard what happen to me this last week?”

“Please, darling those were nothing compared to what I have to go through.”

“I was chase through the wood by a timberwolf!”

“I was chase by little flying insect that wanted to eat everything in sight.”

“I was ponnynapped by diamond dogs, so they can breed me!”

“I was too ponnynapped by them and was forced to do hard labor for them.”

“I was shocked with a thousand bolts of electricity!”

“I had to deal with the rudest stallion that ever walked the face of Equestria.”

“Wait, how does that compare to being electrocuted?”

“Trust me, darling, you don’t want to know.”

“Okay fine so you have an interesting life.” I wonder? “Hay Rarity can you tell me more about it over some tea?”

“Really? Why the sudden change in attitude dear?”

“Nothing really. I just thought that since we are going to living together we should get to know each other better.”

“Very well. It will take a moment for the water to boil. You can wait in the lobby in the mean time.”

“Alright.” I then made way to the lobby until the tea was done. Maybe if I can give Rarity an idea of what might happen then at least she can be prepared. But now how to tell her without letting those ponies know about it?

After a while I got tired and went to check on what was going on when I got closer to the kitchen I starts to hear whispering. “Are you sure about that?”

“Yes, but I got to go before they suspect me. Us protocol red box at Fluttershy.”

“What are you…umf!”

“It's all there just read, got to go.”

“Hello?” I said entering the kitchen. I could see who rarity was talking to, but I did notice her hiding something behind her.”

“Oh, Jessica the tea will be ready shortly.”

“Okay.” I have no idea what happen earlier, but I am 70% sure I heard Pinkie earlier. I then made my way on over to the table to wait for the te… “Wait a minute. Rarity? Why did I have to wait in the lobby for the tea when you have a table here instead?”

“Sorry, it slipped my mind at the time.”

That doesn’t seem possible. How can you forget you had a table in the kitchen? Wait if that was Pinkie earlier then maybe she was trying to help Rarity to help me. Why her of all ponies I don’t know but I better play it cool. “We all make mistakes from time to time.”

“True.”

After tea we talk for awhile and I have got to say. For such a small town it is a hotspot for trouble. No wonder the buildings here were already fix by the time I woke up the next day. By the number of time it has been destroy. it must be a regular accordance by now. The insurance must be throw the roof here, or maybe they don’t have any.

But what strike me as odd was when she started telling me who her friends are. It turns out that almost every pony I have meet is friends with her. Well except that one pony she called Applejack I haven’t meet her yet. But with my luck it is only a matter of time. In any case I also found out that Twilight isn’t the only princess in these lands. There are three others. Four if you count the baby princess.

Although I was a bit bewildered when she said that two of them oversaw the day and night and the other oversaw love. How the last one does her job I will never know. In any case I can conclude that this is not a safe place to be and I am going to have to find a way out of here. But first I must take care of those ponies. I am no fighter, if push comes to shove I normally just wait for some else to help me. But I may not have that option here. Not to mention I have no idea who they are. So even if I get out of town who to say they won’t follow me and get me? Whether I like it or not, I am trap here until an opportunity presents itself. I might as well find something to do while I wait.

“Hay Rarity.”

“Yes?”

“You know how I am staying here with you and your sister and all?”

“uhum.”

“Well, I was wondering if there was something for me to do around here during my stay.”

“Please Jessica. You are a guest here. You aren’t expected to do anything for this household will you are here.”

“I get that, but I just don’t like the idea of getting a free place to stay without doing something for it.”

“Very well if you insist. I got send you on some earns around town if you want. Or I could ask around if anypony needs help with something.”

Let’s see... working with her or someone random each day. I like the latter. “Let’s go with the asking around town.”

“Very well then. I would show you around town, but I have a big order that needs to be filled. So, you can ask Sweetie Belle to show you around.”

“Why your little sister?”

“Would you rather have Pinkie Pie?”

Hum I am not sure? “That’s a bad thing, right?” because I don’t know her personally expect those few random times she showed. But I get the feeling that she is trouble. Like Rainbow.

“Yes.”

“Alright, then Sweetiebelle it’s. If I recall they said something about cutie marks earlier?”

“Right if that’s the case you are better off heading towards their club house… which you have no idea where it is.”

“How about I just go around town and start asking ponies?”

“That would be best for now.”

“Right then see you later.” I said leaving her to her work. Outside is about what you would expect form a small town. Ponies going to and foe children playing around, and there is a pony looming at the road. Wait what? Stopping to look back at the mare in question. She had an aqua blue coat with a light grey cyan mane with white highlights, and has a horn. But what she was doing wasn’t what caught my interest. It was the way she was doing it. Her body was close to the ground and when she found something of interest she put it in her saddlebag and resume.

“Excuse me miss but what are you doing?” I asked her.

Without lifting her head, she replied: “I am looking for clues.”

Okay now I am curious “Clues for what exactly.”

She turns to face me and said to my face with a mad look in her eyes. “Clues about Humans!”

I jumped back at the sudden invasions of space. I then calmed down my breathing and trying to compose myself. How does she know about Humans? I thought most ponies thought they were made up. Wait maybe she one of those ponies that have tried to find humans before like Twilight said. Or she is with the ponies that are threatening me. Either way better play it safe and act like I have no idea what she is talking about.

“Sorry, but what is a human miss…”

“Lyre Heartstrings.” Oh, now I know her. Twilight said she is obsess with humans. That explains how she knows. “And to answer your question. Humans are one of the most interesting creatures ever know!” she said looking away from me with a dreamy look in her eyes.

Okay check that she is on a little bit on the crazy side. And bot all there. Maybe I should leave. Wait, if she is obsess with humans. Maybe she can tell me more then Twilight did. And maybe I can find out how I got here. But sounds like a long shot, but I don’t have many option right now do I. plus it may give me a plan B. “Can you elaborate Lyre. Just how are they interesting?”

“Oh, you really don’t know do you?”

You have no idea how wrong you are. “Can you enlighten me?”

“Sure, but I have to ask. Are you sure you never heard of humans before?”

“Nope first time.” before I knew what happen she look around to see if anypony was looking. Then her horn shined, and I was blinded by a bright flash of light then next thing I heard was somepony else complaining.

“Lyre! What are doing this tim… WHY ARE YOU PONYNAPPING PONIES!”

Looking to my right. I can see a cream-colored pony with a blue mane and pink highlights and she doesn’t look happy. Lyre went to tell the new pony of why she brought me here, but I wasn’t playing attention. The only thing in my mind was, where am I? And how do I get out of here? Slowly moving away form the pair I started looking around for a way out of here or an open window. As I continue to search I found that it looks like I am somepony house. My guess this belongs to the upset mare. Nice place, but what with all the candy around here? Wait that’s a cholate bar, an actual cholate bar is two feet from my face. And now it’s gone, delicious. Am I sure they won’t mind. As I was licking my lips I can see a door slightly open with light coming through. Leaning a little I can see the outside through the door. I look back at them then at the door and did this twice, before running towards the door.

Just when I was a foot outside a familiar feeling of immobility stops me and slowly I am pulled back inside. How I forgot she was a unicorn is beyond me, but seeing as there are someponies nearby, I did the only thing somepony can do in my case. “Help! I am being held here against my will by a cra…” my cry for help was cut off by lyre covering my mouth.

“Hehe. Don’t mind her every pony she just being silly. That’s all. You know finding humans and all that.” I don’t know how that worked but the ponies seemed to forget the idea I am in trouble and went back to their daily business while Lyre was pulling me back inside.

Once again inside lyre closed the door behind as the other pony came into the room.

“You are ponynapping her!”

“Its nothing like that Bon bon. I just have a few questions for her.”

“Can I be put back on my hooves please?”

“Not before I find out why you were lying to me earlier!”

Author's Note

let me know what you all think.

until next time laters.

Lyra's friend

Wait what?

“What?”

“Don’t play dump with me missy I know you were lying to me about humans earlier!”

Okay I impress that she knew but maybe she is lying herself to get a confession form me. Better challenge her bluff. “What are you talking about?”

“You see these earrings here.” She said pointing to two small golden earrings on her left ear. “they give me a small tingle sensation when somepony is lying to me.”

Okay one that awesome and two “yeah right. That’s got to be the biggest lye here. There’s no way to tell if somepony is lying just with earrings.”

“Yes, there is I am using them right now!”

“Lyre where did you get those?”

“Not now Bon Bon can’t you see I am in the middle of an interrogation here.”

Now I am curious. “What! are you saying those really work Bon Bon.”

“I didn’t say that. I just want to know where she got them.”

“Lier! Wait you use these for your secret job as Sweetie drops don’t you!”

“I a don I ahhh enough of this!” *KONK! * and drown goes lyre and me to the floor with a loud thud.

“Was that really necessary?”

“My apologies. Lyre can sometimes get carry away with her quest on finding humans. But this is the first time she actually ponynapped somepony.”

“Don’t worry about by the number of times it’s have happen to me its starting to get boring.”

“That’s quit, unfortunate Miss?”

“Huh oh right Jessica, my name is Jessica.”

“Really? That’s sure is a unique name for a pony.”

Oh, it looks like she doesn’t believe me for some reason. Or maybe she knowns something not right here. Judging by that tone of voice she just used. But all I said was my name. I be get out of here before something else happens.

“Sure is. Not sure what my parents where thinking when they named me. I just learned to live with it.”

“Oh course. Now then I better take care of my friend here before she wakes up. See you later alligator.”

“After a while crocodile.” I then turned to leave though the front door. ‘that was odd. How did she know about tha..’

Konk!

Not again.

I am beginning to believe that this world hates me being awake. Because every time I am awake SOMETHING happens.

I don’t need an expert to know that for some reason that pony Bon Bon. Thought it was a good idea to knock me out because she didn’t like me.

Any how, I am back in my room sipping a diet Pepsi in my chair. Maybe I am in my room and the world of the ponies is the dream. Than for some reason a large dark blue Alicorn with black colored armor pieces came walking out of kitchen looking around the room in awe. It didn’t seem to notice me until I took a big sip through my straw.

“Nope, I am still dreaming. *BEEP*!”

I didn’t move. I dear not to breathe. no way it can’t be. Not here.

I look at the new pony to see that she has that cursed horn!

“Language creature. Pinkie Pie have warned my about you little mouth.” She said looking a little mad at me.

“Great. Now I can even curse in my dreams.” I puy a hand to my forrhead rubbing it. Then I stop and look back at her. “Wait… who are you anyways? I don’t remember meeting anypony like you before.”

“No, the is the first time we have meet face to face. So, to speech.”

Well since this a dram you must be a figment of my imagination. In that case, I would like to know how can you kill a pony without alerting anyone.”

She seems troubled by my statement. “Such violence! Creature I most implore that you restrain yourself form harming innocent ponies.” She said stomping her hoof at the end of ger statement. If she is trying to be intimidating I wasn’t phased. In fact, I was angered.

“Innocent ponies! I beg to differ. Ever since I meet your kind I have been assaulted, insulted, and kidnapped!”

She looks at confused. Then tilted her head and asked, “Don’t you mean ponynapped?”

“NO! kidnapped.” I corrected.

She taps her chin with her hoof a few times taking in what I have told her, and is coming up with an appropriate answer. “I can see that your anger is justified.”

“Indeed.”

“Regardless I can’t allow you to remain in Equestria. if you only wish the destruction of my ponies.” Oh, she looks angry now. However.

“Well what are you going to do about it? You’re just a figment of my imagination. And this is my dream and my rules.”

She looks like she was going to say something, but she pauses. She then gives gives me looks of bewilderment, then anger, then curiosity. Then her eye open up as if she just realized something. “You truly do not know of me do you creature?”

“Nope never seen you before and never heard of you.” My can is almost empty.

“Surely, Twilight Sparkle have at least told you about the two Princesses who rule these lands? Have she not?”

I nod my head in disagreement. “Nope she didn’t mention them. It was Rarity who told me about the rules of these land. And She told me that there are two ponies that look like her. One controls the sun and the other the moon.”

“That is correct.”

“Hay you know. I was meaning to ask her. Something once I learned that they look like her.”

“And what might that be?”

“Oh, nothing much. Just that I was wondering if she ever she did a twin gag with them once.”

“I do not follow.”

“Well she said that they look like Twilight. So, if the only thing that is different between them is the color of their coat. Then a quick paint job, and boom you have two or three princesses of the sun.”

The mare takes a moment and then begins to nod her head. “Yes. I do believe I have discovered why you have not heard of me.”

“Oh great. Now my dreams are trying to make me believe they are real.”

“Hear me out, Miss Jessica.”

“Well, at least you stop calling me creature.”

“Ahem! It would seem that our dear friend had failed to clarify the differences between us.”

“Alright bluely. what is it.”

“That Twilight is the second smallest Alicorn among us.”

“Wait. Are you trying to tell me that, based on that cutie mark, that you are the princess of the moon?” Why did I just notice that? Maybe it has something to do with that I am not a pervert.

“Indeed I am.”

“I don’t believe you.”

She looks like I have slapped her across the face. “What but tis true!”

“Nope. You see the reason is that the real princess of the moon would only be able to control the moon and the night sky.”

She looks like she going to have a melt down or something. I wonder what's eating her. “What about the dreams?”

“Nay they will have to get another princess for that.”

“Why? What ever for?”

“Well, if there is a Princess of Love and a Princess of FRINEDSHIP. Then the new princess can be the Princess of Dreams. That way when it is night time. The Princess of the Moon won’t be alone during the night shift.” I take one last sip and there goes my drink. As for her. Will I didn’t know ponies could ever make such funny faces like what shes does right now.

“WHAT! But I …. She is just a…. And that’s…. She will not be taking away my royal duties of the night!”

“Hay calm down there miss. It's not like it matters. You are not real anyways.”

“Is that a challenge I hear Jessica?” Ah oh looks like my imagination is getting carried away. Let’s see how far it will go.

“Take it any way you want Miss. I just hope I can get out of whatever place I find myself in when I wake up.”

“What do you mean?”

“Well one of your ponies decided to…” Wait what am I doing? “Why am I talking to you? You can’t help me and need to wake up, find help and then find a shrink.”

“Uhm Jessica. Not that it is any of my concerns, but by do you wish to become small?”

“I said shrink. You know a psychiatrist.”

“Whatever for?”

“I believe I am slowly going insane every day I am stuck here.”

“What do you by stuck….”

Her sentence was cut off by a huge booming. Sound of someone else shouting.

“LUNA where are you!”

There was a moment of silence, in silent prayer that whatever made that sound would go away. I for one don’t want to be Luna right now. Not with whatever made that sound is looking for her. Maybe my new friend here can tell me a little about what is going on.

“Who was that?”

“AHhhh nopony it was no pony.” She said hopping from hoof to hoove. It looks like she needs to go to the restroom and is doing her potty dance. It looks very cut… wait a minute.

“Why are you sweating?”

“Oh, a little exercise can give anypony a workout.”

“Are you in trouble with that voice?”

“Nonsense Jessica. I am a full-grown mare. I listen to nopony!”

The voice made itself known again but it sounds closer than before.

“LUNA when I get my hooves on you. You are so dead!”

My deduce reasoning has concluded that this mare name is Luna. Nice name. It suits her. “You sure? Sound like somepony is out to get you.”

“This conversation is not over yet. You hear me, Human!”

“Get going already before she gets you.”

She then runs out the front door. Then two seconds later a larger black and white stripe Alicorn with a rainbow mane and tail was chasing right on after her.

“I wonder who what that was all about?”

Once again, I start to wake up. Okay maintenance check. No mobilizability in any limbs legs are fasten to my body. And it’s dark. No check that I am in a bag. And judging by the movement I am feeling I am being drag somewhere, and that was a rock to my head.

“Ow, my everything.”

“Good you are awake. I was starting to get worried that I would have to drag you all the way back to H. Q.” That voice could only belong to Bon… WAIT A MINUTE!

“You are in league with the ponies that are after me! That why you send the crazy one after me!” I then start to struggle and trashing around, but it only serves to find that rock again. I stop moving. “OW!”

“What are you talking about Jessica? What ponies are after you?”

“Don’t play dumb with me! Why else would you tie my up and want to get me to H.Q.”

“Because Humans aren’t allowed in Equestria that’s why.”

“Wait, what?”

Author's Note

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New friends and enemies

H.Q. and True Agenda?!

“You heard me. Humans aren't allowed in Equestria.”

“Why?”

“On the count that I don't have to tell you anything.”

“Rude.”

“In any case. I am going to need you to be quiet for a few more minutes.”

“Let me guess you will knock me out if I don't.”

“Now how did you know that?”

“Lucky guess. In any case, I would prefer to remain awake. So, I will be quiet.”

“You know you have got to be the most cooperative human I have ever in encountered.”

She continues to drag me for ten minutes before she stops. I can hear the combination of sounds of wood before something did a clicking sound.

“Hey Jessica, you ever been down a rollercoaster?”

“Why?”

“Meet you at the bottom.”

“What!” I the ground beneath me disappear and down I went. *Weeeeeee!*

The was as some music playing in the background. And I could swear I heard it somewhere before.

Once it was over I can hear something approaching.

“Who goes there!”

“Relax it Agent Sweetie drops. I am here with my catch of the day.”

“What is this time?”

“It is a human. She knew the crocodile saying after she declared knowing nothing about humans.”

“Again? This is the second one you caught with that trick.”

“Force of habits hard to brake.”

“Well it makes are jobs easier. I will take her and put her with the other two. You go let the chef know what you know about this one. Hopefully her transfer back home will be easier than the others.”

He then opens my bag and lifts me out. He has a grey coat and a golden colored armor with a blue fuzzy thing on the top.

“You are pretty one, aren’t you?”

“I can still hurt you just like anyone else.”

“Well this one has a temper.” he then starts leading us down the hall. “So, what’s your name miss?”

“Get these ropes off me and I might consider it.”

“Oh well, at least you will be on your way home soon.”

We stop by a cell that is filled with two other ponies. One's a white unicorn with a green mane and the other is a brown earth pony wearing a poncho.

“You will stay here with these two until otherwise.”

“You're putting me in a cell with criminals?”

“Relax they are humans as well.”

“How can you tell? They look just like ponies to me.”

“One of them speaks in an unknown language. And the other is still debatable.”

“Which One's the debatable one?”

“The one in the poncho.” he then opens the door and set me down while untying the ropes. Once done he left, taking the rope with him.

I turn to my cell mates to start a conversation which at least one of them.

“Hello there.”

“Hola.” oh great this one speaks Spanish. The one language I can't understand.

“Hay.”

“So, what are your stories guys.”

“Por favor no le has preguntas sobre él.” hum? I wonder why he seems nerves.

“You know lady you are a kind person. So, I tell you my story.”

“Voy por aquí.” the other one went and sat in one of the beds in the cell. And the top one too. Is there something going on here?

“You know I wasn't always let this.”

“I can imagine.”

“I was once a successful person then she came into my life. It was love at first sight. And we were married and very happy. Then one night, there came a knock at the door. I opened it. A stranger was there. I told him to make my home his home. And that was the beginning of the end.”

“What happen?”

“One night when I returned home from work. I found a note on my night stand. The stranger had stolen my wife away. Then the search began.”

Now pacing the floor as he continues his story.

“I followed them all over the world Until one day I saw them at Rainbow Falls.”

He then leans in close “That beast and my lovely wife.” he then starts to walk away. “I never mention her name because when I do everything turns black in front of me. I'm possessed with a lust to kill.” poor guy.

“That's why I never mention her name.”

Our Spanish friend then backs into his bunk. With a clear view of the cell. And is looking at us. Something wrong here.

“But it's the same as that woman who ran for president.”

“Oh, you mean Hillary?”

“Hillary that's it, Hillary.” what is with that look on his face. Oh no! I think I just said his trigger word. “Slowly I turned step by step, inch by inch.” he is walking closer to me while saying this. “I crept up on the beast who had ruined my life. I looked around for a rock. I grab one,” he got something from his poncho. “I let him have it.” and by have it hitting me with a something. I have no idea what it is, but it hurts!

“Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! What's the matter with you?”

“Oh. Oh, you're not him.”

“No!”

“You're the one the kind one.”

“Yeah!”

“I'm sorry. I'm not well.”

“Well, that's all right, I understand. I guess it might have been quite a shock to you thinking about Hillary.”

“Hillary! “Not again! “Slowly I turned step by step inch by inch, I crept up on him. I looked around for another rock. I grab it. I let him have it once more. Revenge, that's all I wanted.”

“Stop! Stop it! Give me that thing. What's the matter with you? Don't you remember me?”

“Oh, it's you.”

“Yeah, the kind one.”

“I'm sorry. I'm very weak. I should have met you when I was stronger.”

"Yeah, you should have met me before you met Hil… Oh. I almost said, Hillary." *GASP*

“Slowly I turned step by step, inch by inch. I looked around for a rock. I couldn't find one.” because I have it. “So, I grabbed a handful of Rainbow Falls and I let him have it.” what?

He now has a glass bottle and is squiring a rainbow liquid at me. After three or so squires I then grab the bottle away from him.

“Balo…” oh hold some got in my mouth. *Poo* “I had enough of this.”

“I agree with you.”

“It’s too much.”

“I'm ashamed of myself.”

“Well, you ought to be. Look at me, I'm a mess. That's a very strange way to react just because you hear that name.”

“Esto es mucho más divertido cuando le está sucediendo a otra persona.”

“Oh, be quiet you.”

“What is going on here?”

“You stuck in with the crazy one!”

“You said Martha, didn’t you?”

“No, I said Hillary. Wait! I didn’t mean to… too late.” Looking back at him I can see that he had come up with a pie from somewhere.

“Hillary! Slowly I turned step by step, inch by inch” we were circling each other as he closed in. “I crept up on him. I let him…” But I had enough of this.

“Drop it! Drop it! Drop it! Drop it!”

“On the floor?”

“No, let me have it.”

“Okay.” he let me have it alright. A pie to the face.

I can hear the other two laughing. As I wiped the pie off. Well look at that the pie is cherry. I bet I look like a seral killer. And you know I am okay with that. Because with this rage inside of me I could be anything less. And my victim is right in front of me.

“You are dead meat!” I scream and charge.

Hello Minor here. Sorry about that. But since this is a kid’s friendly story I can't show what Jessica is doing right now. Because it involves lots of cursing, and biting. Once she done killing her victim, so to speech, I will resume the story. And, no ponies die in this story they just get really big bo boos.

It is taking two guards to pull me off him.

“Hold her!”

“I am trying!”

“Aaaahhh!”

The guards were able to pull me away from him. But not before I was able to take a piece of his fur with my teeth. I never felt so alive.

“Are you crazy?!”

*Puttee* “Maybe! Want to go for a round two! I can take you on!”

“Calm yourself!”

“Okay. I am calm.”

“How can we trust you?”

“You can't.”

“Enough of this restrain her and take her to the chief. He will know what to do with her.”

Looks like I get to meet the big dog himself. I would what he is like? A fat mob boss or a skinny coward.

During my trip to the principle office. I got to say hi to Bon Bon again. But for some reason, she seems to be confused at seeing me.

“Where are you taking her?”

“To the chief. This one is trouble maker.”

“But she has only been here for five minutes. What could she have possibly done?”

“You should see the other guy. Bet he wouldn't sit right for a week.”

“What is wrong with you!”

“Being here.”

They then took me inside the office. I can see that he is an old brown stallion with white hair. And has a very nice office. He sets down a file on the desk not expecting to see us.

“What is the meaning of this!” he demanded.

“This human doesn't play well with others.”

“Cry me a river.”

He seem shock in my choice of words. He then nods. “I see set her down and closed the door.”

They put me in a chair closet to his desk. He has a three files on his desk. No surprise one of them has my name on it. Big surprise it has my full name on it which I never told anyone here! He must have realized that the file was still there and tried to hide it under the others, but it was too late. I was right!

“You are the ones that brought me here!”

“Miss Anderson. Please, let's be civilized here.”

“We are far from that! You kidnapped me from my home, forced me to become a pony and then left me here to fend for myself!”

“That wasn't our intentions miss Anderson. You were supposed to arrive here. Not where ever you ended up.”

“And for what reason was I brought here?”

“For free labor.”

“You want me to be a slave!”

“In a nut shell yes. After learning about other dimensions through those mirrors the princesses have. We discovered that whatever passes through those mirrors becomes indistinguishable with the dimension population."

Does that mean all those cases that Twilight told me about really were humans?!

"The possibilities it provides is astounding. It was a only a matter of time before we were able to make our own. It is a shame it doesn't work as well as the others, for it acts as a one way door. However it does have one advantage the others don't have. It allows us to view other dimensions as if a spirit in the world. After careful observing your kind. We select one that won't be miss or ones that one cares about. And then pull them in to the mirror and into our world."

But my case must have been different for me to end up in the forest instead.

“Oh, course we couldn't take children. Why they aren't developed enough yet for any use. But who to say we can't in the future. But for right now we will deal with the adults.”

I may not be the smartest person ever, but the only reason the big boss would be telling me this. It is because I won't have the chance to tell anyone about this. I need to get out of here.

“Now normally when we get humans. We see how well they can be tamed. And if they are good little ponies; it is off to the mines with them.” he then turn to look at me. “But if they are like you. Well, we have ways of breaking you. Take her away. And put her somewhere where out of ears reach of the others. I will deal with her personally later."

They put a gag on me and then takes me away. I struggle for a bit. But not too much that they needed to hit me. We walk down a hall way and come across some heavy-duty doors. Solitary confinement. I am shoved in and land on my side.

The door closes heavily and then silence. I can see a soft blue glow of magic across the door. I can only guess for what purpose. I am still tied up and gag. However, unlike the time with the dogs, these guys know how to tie up a pony. Maybe if I struggle hard enough I can get loose of these. It not like I have anything better to do.

Author's Note

Is this the End?

Stay tune for more.

Some fun and Problems

The escape

Let’s see now I am tied up in tight knots and I can’t get out of them. How to get out well there is one way that has never failed me to get something off me.

“AH, AN ITCH! There’s an itch! These ropes are itchy get them off me!” This fills up my next hour.

Finally, the ropes started to loosen. I was beginning to believe I would have to eat my way out of them. Once one hoof was free the rest was easy. Maybe after I get back home I can make a living as an escape artist. Wait never mind I don’t want to end up in a barrel of snakes.

The gag was another story. I could find the knot of whatever they used to tie it, so I had to force my mouth open wide and start pushing it off. It was easier than the ropes, but it had its own share of pain. Once removed I relax my jaw and start to come up with a plan to escape. I know that when they will come back to deal with me it will be painful, but I know that he wants to do it on his own. So, I need to be ready for him.

Inventory list: one large rope they used to tie me up, one smaller rope to gag me, a pile of hay for a bed, and a metal pan for my personal time. I got it. I am going to have to play possum for a little bit.

I know he wasn’t to deal with me personal. So, I will have to draw him in. He is not dumb, so he will expect me to resist so I will be lying down next to the metal pan. Hiding it from his sight and pretending to be asleep. And once he is in range I will hit him with it. And wait, he is not dumb so why leave me with something that I can potently use as a weapon on the floor if I am tied up in a rope? Even when I was tie up I could not get to my hooves. So why give me a bathroom as a pan when I can’t use it? These ponies are mean but they are NOT dumb. They would have remove this for the room first before leaving me.

Backing to the end of the room with the rope I get ready to test something. I am no go use this with my hooves, so maybe if I use my mouth instead I can hit the pan with it. It turns out to be easier for some reason, in one swing of the rope it was like I had a whip in my hands so to speak. This will come in handy(Heee) for later. I took aim I hit the pan, and to my expectations it had a soft blue glow around it and then it felt like it small burst of wind came from its direction. The glow around it faded as well as the one on the door.

“Finally. I was wondering when she would get out of those ropes. Go tell the chief that she is finally sedated and ready for him.”

So, my hunch was correct. They were expecting me to get out of these ropes and break out. And left me a little surprise once I would reach for the metal pan. Clever. But they will have to do better than that. But more importantly I can hear outside my room. Just by listening I can hear that there is one guard outside and he is alone. But more importantly he sounds like the same guard I meet earlier. I have no idea what the pan was supposed to do to me once activated but he said it would make me more cooperative. So that means me he thinks that it worked on me and it is safe to enter.

Let’s give him a reason to enter. I mean after all he is a stallion and I am a mare alone and helpless. I wonder how easy this is going to be.
“That guy really needs to learn how to hold his urges.” I then closed to door on the pervert. As much as I like my dress it will only make me stand out in here easier, so I must leave it, but I will not go walking around naked. His armor is a bit big for me, but it will have to do. I don’t have much time before the chief come to deal with me, and I have better be gone by then.

This disguise won’t fool anyone, but it will at least let me blend in form a far ways glance. And that all I need. I also better avoid running into anyone and get out of here. I then started walking towards the direction where I came from. I then find the hall way where I first entered here and possibly the way out but also see the way to the cells. This maybe my only chance to escape form here, but can I really leave those other human beings here, even after what I have heard of what is to become of them? The answer is no I can’t not live with myself if I leave them here. I then made my way to the cells.

On my way I could hear Chief making his way down the hallway, I must hurry. To my surprise there were no guards here. Whatever is the reason for it I am grateful now for the others.

“Hay guys how is it going?”

“You?!”

“¿El divertido?!”

“Just hang on for a little while longer. I will get you out of here.” I started looking around the bars for sign of a latch.

“¿Qué hiciste con el guardia?

“I have no idea what you are saying.”

“He is wondering what you did with the guard?”

“Wait, what? Never mind questions for later now how to open this?” I can't even find the lock to pick at.

“Forget miss this door are locked with magic. Unless you know how to dispelling it, you aren’t going to open them we have already tried.”

“But I can’t just leave you two here!”

“Please, Miss leave us. Don’t worry, we will be fine.”

“No, you won’t. These ponies aren’t going to send you home!”

“I figure as much.”

“You knew?”

“If they were going to help us there would be no need to cage us.” he is so different then the last time I saw him. He seems so sure and strong. And he wants me to save myself. To think that this is the same man who I assaulted not more than thirty minutes ago. And now I am being torn between save human beings or remain alone here… Forever.

“But… I… can’t.”

“GO!”

My legs moved on their own. They started moving slowly then into a jog then a full spirt. I started losing some pieces of the armor, but I didn't care. I kept my eyes on them until I couldn't anymore. I may not have wanted to come to this world, but I am needed. I will be back for them. I will be back for all of them!

Before I knew it, I found myself climbing stairs. I can hear the voices of ponies behind me. But I didn't stop I didn't think. I only had one thing on my mind and it speaks louder with step I take. Run. Run. Run. RUN! I slammed into a door at the top of the stairs forcing it open and releasing me into the sunlight.

I am not sure how long I was running for. All I knew was that I had to run. And run I did. I kept on running until I could only jog. Then until could only walk. The sun was setting as I collapse on to my side. Breathing heavy I gasp for breath as my lips dried and creak for water.

“I got to keep going, but I am so tired.” I must keep going but I can't keep my eyes open. I need to sleep but I can't. I… hav...e...t..o.

The chief point of view.

“You are all a bunch of dummies!” I scream at my guards.

“Don't worry sir it is just one human we can get her back.” said the one without a uniform

“You all better, because if she starts talking ponies will listen.”

“But sir she just one pony what makes her different from the any of the other that escape?” another guard asked to turn to face me.

“Because unlike the others. She has been in contact with the Princesses themselves! If they start looking for her then what do you think she going to tell them once they find her.” I am now in his face.

“She hasn't been tamed yet so there is no way of dealing with this like the others.” I think turn my attention to the rest od them. “Jessica cannot be allowed to speak. She must be silent.”

“But chief isn't that a little extreme?”

“Do you want to spend the rest of your lives rotting in a cell!”

They all were shaking the heads to answer no.

“Then you all are going to find her and eliminate her. Do I make myself clear!”

“Yes, sir!”

“Then what are you all still doing here? Get moving!” they all hurry out of my office.

This is not how it was supposed to be. Jessica was a special-order form one of the clients. My guess it wasn't for her personality. Then it was probably for her body. In any rate it is not my business what they do with their humans once they get them, so long as I get paid, there will be no trouble.

And I better do something about Agent Sweetie drops she starting to ask questions. It is a shame she was the best at capturing humans when they would try to escape. If only she hung around the base for a little while long Jessica won't have escape.

But now how to do you dispose of a good agent. Maybe it’s time I cash in some of my favors that changeling owns me.

“Woow hold it boys!” a mare called out to two stallions pulling a wagon. They came to a stop before the older stallion turns to address the mare.

“What is it this time. do you need to use the little mares room because it is still another two hours away from the closest one?”

“Oh, quit your yapping for once and pay attention to what is around you. Look over there.”

“Now why would a pony be taking a nap out here for?” the younger stallion asked scratching his head.

The mare slapped him behind the head. “Use your noggin for once and come on he may need our help.”

“Colt stay here with the wagon.”

“Fine.”

Once they got closer they notice something right away.

“That's a mare in a guards’ chest piece.” the stallion said getting the pony a glance over.

“I can see that.”

“Is she okay?”

“Hum looks like she passed out.” the mare places her head on pony’s chest. “I can still hear her breathing, but it doesn't sound good. Help me get her in the wagon.”

“Why can't you do it on your own?”

“Why should I strand myself when I got a big hunka stallion here to help me? Now get moving or no dinner for you. You big lug.”

“Yes, mam.”

Time pass next morning.

I can hear something. But it so faint.

“Are. You...”

Did they find me? And I am going to be a slave now?

“Ma'am!”

I just want to sleep. I am so tired.

*Splash*

*GASP* *Cough* *Cough* *Cough*

“Here drink some water.”

I place my whole head into the bucket and drank. It hurts my lips, but I fight back the pain.

“You feeling better now Miss?”

“Yes, thank you. How are you?”

“Names Ruby. You can tell my coat and mane why.” Her color scheme is red with a darker tone for her mane and a lighter one for her coat.

“And you would be?”

“Jessica.”

“Now that is an unusual name for a pony. But not so a human.”

Oh no! I tense up and she seemed to notice.

“Relax Jessica you are among friends.”

“You’re a human?!”

“Last I check I was an earth pony, but I did walk on two legs five years ago.”

“You have been here for five years!”

Author's Note

Let me know what you all think. Because not feeling like my story is not very well like.

Until next time laters.

Extra Chapter: The Night Princess

I am not alone here

“You haven’t been able to go home!” is there really no way back. No. There has got to be.

“Nope. I had to make do here.” Ruby said while flicking away some mane that got in her eye.

“But why didn't you go to the princesses? I mean they are the one with those fancy mirrors that brought us here in the first place.”

“No, it was those ponies underground that brought me here. Not the rulers of these lands.”

“But what about the chief? Didn’t he tell you what he was doing when they brought you here?”

“Who the chief?”

Hold on a second.

“I get the feeling that I am the only one here that knows what is going on.”

“Do tell. It may help us.”

I told her what happen to me and the chief. I decide not to tell her about what I did to the other humans but did tell her how I end up where she found me.

“Speaking of finding me where are we anyway?”

“We are in my wagon on our way home.”

“And where would that be?”

“A few miles away from Canterlot for the moment.”

“For the moment?”

“Oh, you see. Me and the rest of the people we are with are travel ponies. We don’t stay in the same place for very long. Got to kept moving.”

“Because of the ponies?”

“Yes, there are very few ponies that we can trust. So, we only stop to rest and resupply.”

“But then why did you trust me so easily when you know nothing about me?”

“There are not many adult ponies out there without cutie marks and wearing a guards’ chest piece, and is named Jessica.”

“But I could have covered it out you know.”

“I already check no makeup or traces of magic on your butt.”

“How can you tell.”

“This isn't the first time a pony tried to sneak into the settlement. We all trained ourselves on how to find out if a pony is in disguise.”

“Okay so how long until we get to camp?”

“Oh, about three hours.”

“It's that far from here huh.”

“Nope, it's because of our engine. They can be slow but what can you do. It only has two horsepower.”

“Why would you use such a weak motor then? Couldn't you find a better one?”

“Can't there is no gasoline in this world. And when I mean it only has two horsepower. I mean we only got two ponies pulling the wagon.” she then opens the flap to the front of the wagon. “Speed it up!”

I then fell on my back when the wagon started going faster. I glare at Ruby for not giving me a heads up, but she doesn't seem to be affected and didn't move from her spot. She is one tuff women.

“Now it should take two hours to get there.”

“Great.” I then straighten myself out and sat up again. “So, what are we going to do while we wait to arrive?”

She smiles at me and before she could say anything. One of the stallions at front call out to us.

“You did not just ask that of her!”

Oh boy. She is mad. “Oh, pipe down Diego. If I want to sing when I feel like it. Then I will sing if I darn well, FEEL LIKE IT!”

“Oh, you sing?”

“Yes. Oh, haven't you tried singing in this world yet?”

“Nnnoooo.”

“Well then. No better time than the present I always say.”

“You never say that.” the other stallion said

“Honey do be a dear and go faster.”

The wagon went a little faster and the other stallion doesn’t seem to appreciate it.

“Slow down I can barely keep up with you!”

“It is my dinner on the line. So deal with it.”

I then turn to look back a Ruby. “You boyfriend?”

“Even better my Husband.”

Wow, so they both were brought here together. “Well, at least you are together.”

“Now enough chit chat and Let me show you what this world does when you start singing!”

So, some reason when she started singing. I can hear the instruments that are used for the song as well. And it is in key with her singing. I believe the name was up around the bend. I then notice that her husband doesn’t seem to fond of her singing and interrupts her in the song. By stating facts around us. I thought it was pretty funny.

She sings well I wonder what is his problem. “What wrong with her singing she sings just fine.”

Her husband was the one who responded: “Oh, I will let you find out what kind of can of worms you open up for yourself.”

“What’s that’s supposed to mean?”

He remains silent. Rude! I listen to Ruby's singing until she finishes.

Then she pulls me next to her. “Okay and now it is your turn!”

“Why me?”

“Because if these boys start singing we will never get back before nightfall. Besides they are pulling the wagon. NOW SING!”

Yikes, she is scary. Uhm. "I will try but I am not very good."

I decide on life is a highway. Mainly because it felt right. But I do not think I am going to be on America's Got Talent anytime soon. Did hear the guitar that went with the song so I wasn't out of key. During the song, I felt all my worries fade away. And I started to feel happy. This must be what Ruby wanted to show me; to experience the wonders of singing in this world.

Soon enough my song came to an end. I never felt this good after singing before. “Thanks for songs Ruby, now let's enjoy the peace and quiet.”

“What do you mean? We are barely getting started!”

“What?”

She then grabs my face and brings to close to her face. I can see an evil creepy look in her eyes.

“You think I am done singing only after two songs then you are sorely mistaken.”

What have I gotten myself into?

I have never heard more country music in my life. I am laying over the side of the wagon with my head going up and down with the wagon. She most knows at least twenty songs by memory. I am exhausted after trying to keep up at number 11.

I look at the older stallion and notice. He is giving a grin of satisfaction.

“Not a word out of you.”

He shrugs and looks back to the road.

“How much farther?”

“Two minutes tops. I can see it from here.”

Looking ahead I can see the seven wagons and ten tents. All in a circle with the tents surrounded by the wagons. I can see many ponies moving around and I can also see what looks like guards with spears in our path. We stop in front of them.

“There are three king's of sound.” A code phrases

Ruby husband respond with “M.J. and E.P.” they accepted it but they asked who are the three not two. Wait I get it. It's to throw ponies off. If they overhear the code they are asked the question they will panic because they think that they are missing a piece of the code. Smart.

“Who is the newcomer?”

“Her name is Jessica we found her on the side of the road sunset yesterday.”

“Can we trust her?”

“She is human. She passed the tests earlier to prove it, and remember everyone has to earn your trust.”

“Indeed. Better take her to Mathew first before anything else.”

“Alright.”

Me and Ruby then got off the wagon and the guard had a strange look when he looks at me.

“Why is she wearing that?”

“Long story.”

Once in the camp. I can see that some of the ponies here are wearing clothes while others choose not to. But what really caught my eye was the sight of seeing two fouls running right under me. That causes me to look around again. I can see that there are indeed families here. But only second & third generations. No sign of first generations. I also notice that there are unicorns and pegasus here. No fair!

During our walk, we talk of some random people and said hello to others. I also notice the strange looks of the stallions here. I was about to tell them to stop it when…

“We are here.”

I look to see a large tent with two guards at the entrance. Here we go again.

“We need to talk to Mathew we have a newcomer to introduce to him.”

One of the guards just nodded and enter the tent leaving us with the other one. It was a minute before we heard someone calling us inside.

“Enter.”

We did just that. Inside I can see older ponies here all gather around a table with a large Griffin next to a silver earth pony at the far back. He has a red cloak over his body with a silver scarf covering the left side of his face. His face has no emotions as he looks at me. This has to be Mathew.

I feel very nervous here. I had never been in this situation before. I better break the ice easy here.

“Hello, my name is Jessica. And I have been in Equestria for one week.”

Author's Note

If you are enjoying the series leave a like and tell others about it. :pinkiehappy:

Thank you for taking you time and reading my story. Also if you are wondering why I didn't put lyrics for the songs. Well I did but it almost got my story cancelled. Got to be careful with those copyrights.

I do have plans for a sequel but I want to get close to ten chapters done before I publish it.

Until next chapter, Laters.

They think they are so clever

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