Chapter 1

Chaotic Rainbows

By

Whimsical Ink

Chapter 1

It was a beautiful day in the peaceful lands of Equestria. The sun itself seemed to radiate happiness upon the lands beneath its warm glow, while the Pegasi kept a refreshing breeze blowing through the small town of Ponyville. The marketplace was bustling with activity as pony's peddled there wares and shared all the latest gossip whilst the little ones played among themselves. It truly was picture perfect... For the majority anyways...

“More like utterly revolting” Said an oddly mismatched creature lounging upon a light pink cloud. He reached deep into the pink fluff and retrieved a glass of chocolate milk. “If this scene gets any more cliche I swear, I'm going to reverse gravity and just be done with it.“ He said lightly sipping his milk through a straw but was cut short as his comfy cloud recliner popped beneath him.

Chocolate milk flew from his nose as he began sputtering and spun around to glare at the one responsible for his loss of extreme comfort. A light blue Pegasus with a rainbow colored mane hovered a few feet away, giving him a deadpan stare.

“ Honestly Discord, how many times do I have to tell you to stop raining chocolate milk on people. This is the fifth time today.” She stated flatly.
Discord looked down and found that directly below him were a group of chocolate soaked pony's glaring upwards. He suppressed a giggle then looked up at rainbow with false remorse.

“Oh Rainbow” He started with dramatic flair dripping from every word “ You know that I cant always control my magic completely” He droned on putting emphasis on always.
“I'm the literal embodiment of chaos and all iv done in the past 3 days is watch pony's and have tea with Fluttershy! I'm dying of Boredom!” He Exclaimed withering himself up into an ancient looking husk in a rocking chair for good measure. Exploding back to his usual self an idea popped into his head.

“You know rainbow... I just realized something. Me and you have never really got to know each other have we?” Said Discord in a thoughtful tone. Rainbow Dash laughed wholeheartedly at his statement replying “Yeah, must have had something to do with the whole attempted take over of Equestria thing, hard to find time to chat what with us trying to stop you and all.” She said sarcastically.

Discord frowned at this and crossed him arms. “Do you know WHY I tried to take over Equestria?” He asked her suddenly.
She gave him a suspicious look and replied. “ Come to think of it no... why?”
Narrowing his eyes with a serious expression plastered on his face for once.
“Because, Rainbow Dash, I, was, bored” he stated clean cut.

Rainbows eyes grew wide as plates “Oh...” was all she could manage as his words sunk in. Rainbow began frantically racking her brain for a something to say, anything to steer this conversation into an area that DIDNT include Discord unleashing chaos upon the town. As it happens however she didn't have to. Discord began talking

“Rainbow Dash, self proclaimed most awesome pony in Ponyville. If that claim is true then wouldn't the most awesome pony in Ponyville be able to come up with something fun and exciting to do?” Discord looked at her Impatiently tapping his hoof in mid air.
Rainbow caught off guard, puffed out her chest . “Its not a claim Discord” she said with a confident grin “ I am, the most awesomest of the awesome that ever was awesome....ever” she finished with a sage like nod as if this was wisdom being bestowed upon him. With a quick roll of the eyes Discord teleported within inches of her face staring her in the eyes with a knowing smirk. “Prove it” He declared

Determination filled Rainbows eyes, she knew Discord was up to something but her pride wouldn't allow her to back down now. Racking her brain her first thought was of course a race between them. With no teleporting allowed she was pretty sure she could beat him but then again, she had never actually seen him race anyone so it was a 50/50 chance of him being freaky fast or not.

Rainbows train of thought was interrupted by the lord of chaos's foot catching fire from the feverish tapping. Blowing it out with barely a glance he looked at her and said “ Let me guess... the great Rainbow Dash wants to have a race... can you say predictable?”
Discord did not look amused, that is until he noticed a shade of pink begin to rise beneath the soft fur of Rainbows cheeks. She began to stammer at him “ nno.. I mean.. th-that wasn't my idea at all” holding a hoof behind her head while looking at a suddenly very interesting hill in the distance.

A wicked thought crossed Discords mind as he considered the situation. Surely Rainbow wouldn't say no to a little wager. A smile carving its way up his mouth he began “ Actually a race could be fun, but I like my competitions to have rewards for the victor so tell me Rainbow, if you win.... what is it that you want for a prize? You know my considerable powers to be.....well... considerable, so?”

Rainbow stared at him in disbelief, Discord never used his powers for anything but his own amusement and here he was offering up everything at his disposal as a prize if she won, but what DID she want? Contemplating the question for a minute an idea came to her. “You have to be my slave for an entire day and do whatever I say” she said smirking at her clever response. Discords eyes widened in genuine surprise much to Rainbows delight but her smile faltered as it twisted into a smirk of his own. He rose a few feet higher into the air speaking to her in a soft but dangerous tone “ My my Rainbow Dash that's quite the reward your requesting of me.... to have the lord of chaos heed your every whim and desire for an entire day?”

Rainbows smirk returned in a flash “ Hey your the one who said choose a prize and I did... whats wrong, ya scared of losing?” she snickered at Discord “ I never took you for one to back down from a little bet” Now it was Discords turn to smile for he realized she had made a serious mistake. Not only had she agreed to the challenge but made it clear what she wanted as a prize knowing full well the gravity of such a request... but as it happens there are two sides to every coin, and Rainbow was going to find this out very soon.

“Alright” Discord said with finality “ I agree to your terms... but now its my turn to pick a prize” he said with a malicious chuckle. Rainbow gulped heavily, kind of wishing she had asked for something a bit smaller. Discord steeped his claw and paw pausing long enough to build tension in the air. He could see a slight sheen on Rainbows coat as she waited apprehensively for him to make his choice. Then with a haughty laugh he declared in a whimsical tone “You know I just cant seem to think of any thing, so I guess ill just go with your idea, having a slave for a day could be quite fun. After all it only seems fair since you asked the same of me.”

Rainbows wings locked in place as her jaw gaped open in disbelief knowing she had made a mistake, then gravity took hold dragging her down full force. She let out a screeching yell as she began falling towards the ground, shock preventing her wings from obeying her orders to furl outwards. Discord watched the rainbow maned pony hurtle towards the ground with mild interest, expecting her to pull up at any moment. As she got closer and closer to the ground he gave a sigh and snapped his fingers.

A massive apple pie appeared on the ground directly beneath the plummeting Pegasus just as she was about to meet the earth with a high speed headbutt. Pie exploded everywhere as Rainbow slammed face first into it sinking a few feet down then clambered back up to the surface. Bits of crust and gooey filling hung from every inch of her now sticky coat running in globs down her forelegs and haunches. She flopped over the side onto the ground gasping for air as Discord slowly floated down laughing manically at the mess that was now Rainbow Dash.

“The look on your face is just priceless darling!” Said Discord as he conjured up a rather large mirror for Rainbow to look into. Looking at the annoyed pony now facing her she began turning to Discord about to tell him off when she saw something long and wet slither around her body. It was only for a second but she felt it coil then rapidly retract causing intense yet gentle friction across her entire body at once. Eyes wide and frozen in place she blinked, her fur was spotless and if anything shinier than ever before with the sun rebounding off her once again free flowing mane no longer encumbered by copious amounts of pie. Turning towards Discord she saw him swallow a mouth full of pie with a smack of his lips. Realizing what had just transpired her knees went a bit wobbly. Blushing furiously she rounded on discord sputtering like an idiot. “ W-What the hay was th-that?” Discord looked nonchalant about the entire thing simply stating “Cleanup.... your welcome by the way..”

Refusing to give in Rainbow stamped a hoof down “Did you really have to use your tongue? I mean.... that was just gross Discord. You could have just used your magic ya know!” She said in a desperate tone, her eyes never really looking at him directly simply shifting to the left and right of him.

Discord tapped his chin thoughtfully and declared matter a factly “ That would have been a waste of pie” With a slight nod he crossed his arms clearly happy with his decision. “Although” He said with a slight sniff in her direction. “ It seems that it was a little counter productive, I cleaned the mess up but you've gone and made another” He said as he watched a single drop of clear liquid stretch then fall to the ground from her nether regions.

Rainbow looked as if she was going to die on the spot but managed to hang on to her composure. “ W-what do you mean” She said feigning ignorance to the slight tingle in her belly. Discord smirked knowingly and gestured with a claw behind Rainbow. She turned her head quizzically wondering what he could be pointing at, light blue fur paled into white as she looked into the still floating mirror reflecting her taut rump for the world to see, tail raised high and proud showing off her glistening snatch and tight pucker. To her eternal dismay at that moment her body tensed from the sight and her juice soaked cunny gave a little wink. At that she snapped her tail down tight covering herself to preserve what little modesty she had left. “D-Discord what the hell!” she yelled clearly panic struck at her current situation.

Discord tutted to her in earnest with a lecturing tone “Oh sure, blame me for you turning around and hiking up your tail knowing full well there was a mirror there... If you would kindly recall... you were just looking at it five seconds ago.” Discord stated matter a factly raising an eyebrow in her direction. Rainbow Dash was quiet for a few minutes. She looked up then in a quiet voice said “ I- I guess your right. But that tongue thing was all you.” Discord smiled at her “ Indeed it was” he said in a sultry tone looking her over thoroughly.

Rainbow instantly averted her gaze as she felt his eyes roam across her body, she felt completely naked right now.... Of course she was always naked but now she FELT it, like she was exposed. It really wasn't helping her other problem. A few minutes passed by with Discords stare causing her to squirm uncomfortably before he made her jump with a loud outburst. “ Alrighty then!” He declared happily. “ You ready for a good old fashioned race?”

Author's Note

First Fanfic ever. I know its rough but bear with me. There will be more chapters.