Thanks Stuffin’

by TheWraithWriter

Rating: mature
Tags: Princess Celestia, Slice of Life, Mr. Cake, Sex, Mrs. Cake, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 4626

The Cakes engage in dirty, filthy married sex

Carrot Cake and Cup Cake engage in filthy married sex. Oh, and Celestia is there too. Sort of.

Published 2016-11-24 18:40:02 UTC
Last updated 2016-11-27 15:55:31 UTC

Stud Muffin

“…I’m just really happy to have ya here, Princess,” Carrot cake said with noticeable blush as he and the Alicorn stepped through the back door into Sugar Cube Corner.

“I’m happy to be here, Mr. Cake,” Celestia replied with her trademark smile.

The room they entered was fairly large, the ceiling a good distance above even Celestia’s head. A few paced from the door they had entered from a wall of crates was stacked nearly to the ceiling, almost impassable save for an archway of sorts near the left wall.

As they entered the bakery’s loading dock, Carrot could not help but notice that the pair of Royal Guards that had accompanied Celestia were remaining outside. He caught a glimpse of their stony expression a moment before the door closed and seemingly locked itself.

Carrot looked back to Celestia. Her horn was aglow with golden magic as she cast spell after spell, her eyes closed in concentration. After a minute or two, the glow faded and she opened her eyes, her smile smaller and softer now.

“There, we can speak freely now, Mr. Cake,” Celestia said, smiling down at him.

Carrot returned the smile. “That’s certainly a relief. And please call me Carrot, Princess.”

“As you wish, Carrot,” Celestia said, drawing out his name in a way that sent a shiver up his spine. “Mmm, I must thank you for agreeing to this. It’s not often I’m allowed such a… indulgence.” Celestia smacked her lips. “Speaking of which, where is that lovely wife of yours?”

“Oh, Cup Cake is still getting ready,” Carrot said with a nervous chuckle. “But, we did think ahead. Follow me.”

Carrot led Celestia through the space in the crate wall. While the area near the door was empty and dim, the other side of the crates was brightly lit with numerous lamps. The space was dominated by a massive table that stretched nearly the length of the room. The table was laden with plates stacked high with bread rolls, scones, small pies of every flavor, tiny molds of cranberry gelatin, little mountains of hay, and bowls filled with gravy and soups. At the center of the table, just in front of a cushy chair fit for a princess, sat a modestly sized and well roasted turkey.

Carrot detected the sound of something liquid pitter patting against the wooded floor. He turned to see Celestia drooling as she surveyed the spread.

“Oh my goodness,” she whispered, wetly licking her chops. She then giggled, shaking her head. “Oh, if my subjects could see me now.”

Celestia allowed Carrot to lead her to her seat, doing the gentlestalliony thing and lending her his hoof as she sat down. Celestia sighed happily as she settled into her seat, eyeing the food with an appropriately hungry look.

“Help yourself, Pri-C-Celestia,” Carrot said, tripping over her name a little, although he doubted she noticed. “I’ll just run and fetch Cup Cake.”

“Take your time, Carrot,” Celestia said with an almost sultry tone. “I certainly will.”

Carrot’s cheeks turned scarlet. He stammered out something that might had been a reply before leaving Celestia to her distraction. He went through the door leading into the rest of the building, carefully closing it behind him before trotting down the short hallway to the kitchen.

“Cup Cake, are ya ready, dear?” he called out as he entered the kitchen. “The Princess is… here…”

Carrot trailed off as he took in the current state of the kitchen. Truth be told, most everything was where it should be, pots, pans, spoons knives, ladles, forks, flour, sugar, salt, recipe books, and everything else one would find in a kitchen. All in their places. The only thing that was different was that in the middle of the kitchen, on the little island they often mixed batter on, sat Cup Cake. She was laying across the island, her plump rump stuck in the air, legs spread, giving him a clear view of her honey pot.

Cup Cake looked over her shoulder, a jar of cranberry sauce in her hooves.

“Oh thanks goodness, dear. Would you mind giving me a hoof with this?”

Carrot nodded mutely, trotting over and taking the jar. The thing was stubborn, but with a bit of good old fashioned running it under some hot water, Carrot managed to twist it open.

“Wish I though of that,” Cup Cake said with a sheepish smile. After a moment she spoke again. “Did I hear you say the Princess was here?”

Carrot nodded as he placed the jar on the counter by the sink and turned back to Cup Cake. “Yep, she just got here.”

“Did she, did she like the spread?” Cup Cake asked nervously.

Carrot smiled and nodded as he trotted over to where his wife lay. “She was drooling,”

Cup Cake smirked. “So are you,”

“What?”

Cup Cake reached out a blue hoof and wiped a bit of drool from the corner of her husband’s mouth. “Look at you, drooling over your wife. What sort of stallion are you?”

“The luckiest one alive?” Carrot said with a goofy grin as he leaned down.

“Right answer,” Cup Cake replied in a whisper as their lips met.

Cup Cake moaned softly, scooting her body across the smooth surface of the island in an effort to kiss Carrot harder. Carrot, for his part, pushed back, his tongue darting from his mouth into hers. They stayed like that for a moment or two, heads twisting from side to side as they made out. They broke apart, a thin trail of saliva still connecting their lips.

“We shouldn’t keep the Princess waiting,” Cup Cake said, looking past Carrot to the almost forgotten jar of cranberry sauce. She looked back to him and grinned. “You ready to do some stuffing?”

“Since the moment I laid eyes on you,” Carrot grinned.

Cup Cake resisted the urge to roll her eyes and instead gave Carrot a sultry look. “You sure about that? Sure you don’t need me to-” she slowly licked over her fore hoof, mouth wide, eyes remaining locked with his “-warm up the stuffer?”

Cup Cake giggled as Carrot flushed and began to sweat a little. “W-well, no reason not to…” He reared up, placing his fore hooves on either side of her and giving her access to his ‘Carrot Stick’.

Carrot was already at half mast, his respectable member twitching with anticipation. Cup Cake shuffled along the surface of the island, getting just a few inches closer. She nuzzled him, right at the base of his shaft, giggling softly at his soft gasp.

Cup Cake drew in a slow, deep breath. The mere smell of her husband’s musk sent a tingle though her body to her groin. Her tongue slipped from between her lips and she licked him from base to flared head. The gasp was sharper this time and Carrot bucked his hips ever so slightly.

Cup Cake leaned back a bit, taking in the sight of the fully erect cock before her. She made a point of noisily licking her lips, just to tease him a little bit more. But, Cup Cake couldn’t contain herself a moment beyond that. She quickly engulfed his head in her mouth, delighting in the sound of his breath catching in his throat.

Carrot groaned and leaned forward over his wife, fighting every urge to buck his hips and she rolled her hot, wet tongue over the head of his cock. She wiggled beneath him, leaning forward and drawing more of him into her mouth. She went slowly, pushing his sensitive flare over every millimeter of her tongue until he brushed the back of her throat. She drew sharply back, until her lips her pursed just over his head. And then she forced herself back down, flare once more ticking the back of her tongue.

Cup Cake moaned around her mouthful. The meaty taste of Carrot’s cock was intoxicating. She continued to bob up and down, groaning happily as he leaked a bit of pre over her tongue. If she had the time, Cup Cake would have happily rolled over and let Carrot go to town on her pussy while she indulged in her favorite treat. But, they were hosting a Princess…

Cup Cake was at the apex of her bob when, with out the slightest bit of warning, she suddenly lunged forward. She swallowed Carrot’s cock with an audible ‘gulch’ of effort, eyes squeezed shut in concentration.

Carrot moaned and bucked his thin hips ineffectually. The feeling of Cup Cake’s tongue undulating along the underside of his cock coupled with the clutching of her throat sent him teetering on the edge of orgasm.

Carrot managed to croak out a sentence. “D-dear, we shouldn’t…”

Cup Cake huffed, quite a feat in her current position, and slowly backed off. She gagged slightly as she pulled his cock from her mouth, looking at the spit-coated shaft with longing.

Carrot blew out a shaky breath, sweat beading on his forehead. “O-okay now, honey, let’s-”

The words died in his throat as Carrot felt the tip of Cup Cake’s hoof touch the base of his shaft.

“H-honey pie?” Carrot said, his tone equal parts excitement and nervousness. “You… you wouldn’t…”

“Would I?” Cup Cake replied, her wicked smile evident in her voice.

Cup Cake flicked the tip of her hoof up the side of Carrot’s cock. He let out a shuddering gasp, bucking his hips as he came suddenly and violently. Cup Cake was ready and willing, engulfing his flare in her mouth and happily gulping down cum.

Carrot slowly sank lower over his wife as strength drained from his limbs, all the feeling in his body centered around his pulsing cock. Cup Cake didn’t seem to mind, moaning blissfully as he unintentionally forced more of his length into her mouth. Soon he was more or less laying on top of her and she was gagging on his head once more.

After what could have been an eternity or just a few seconds, Carrot’s forced orgasm faded and strength returned to his legs. He pushed himself up, pulling his softening cock from Cup Cake lips, smearing them with the dregs of his load.

He pushed himself off the island and stumbled back a few steps, casting something that might one day work itself up to a glare at his wife. Cup Cake, for her part, was busy licking her lips and loudly gulping.

She let out a sigh and gave him a sultry look. “Mmm, yum yum. If it wasn’t for that health code, I’d have you fill every éclair in the shop.”

The glare-in-training fell from Carrot’s face. “Wait, I’m not supposed to do that?”

Cup Cake and Carrot shared a snicker as he approached her on steadier hooves.

“Okay, missy, now that you’ve had your fun, what are we supposed to do now?”

Cup Cake rolled her eyes, smiling. “We use that pill Zecora gave us, like we were going to.”

Carrot sighed. “Ya think it’ll still work after…?”

“Why wouldn’t it? Now stop being so fussy and take your medicine.”

Carrot shook his head and went over to the sink, getting himself a glass of water. Returning to Cup Cake, he opened a drawer just beneath his wife’s hooves. He pushed aside match boxes and trays of silverware until he found a small glass bottle with a single, faintly glowing pill inside. He took the bottle from the drawer and then the pill from the bottle, balancing it in his hoof. After a moment’s hesitation, he stuck the pill in his mouth and quickly washed it down with a gulp of water. He set the glass aside and waited.

After a minute or two, Cup Cake spoke. “So… is it working?”

“I think we need to give it some more time.”

Cup Cake huffed and held her head in a hoof.

Carrot stared at his wife and then, slowly, an evil smirk stretched across his face. He said nothing and merely started to circle around the island. Cup Cake took notice.

“Where are you going?”

“Behind you,” Carrot answered.

“And why are you doing!”

Cup Cake’s voice reached a sudden high pitch a very warm and very wet tongue licked its way up the side of her thigh inner thigh. It teased its way right up to the folds of her sex, stopping just short of touching them. She bit her lip, cheeks turning a rosy hue as she laid her head down on her folded fore hooves, giggling softly. Carrot’s breath was hot and she trembled at every gust that blew over her.

Carrot just stood there a moment, long enough to tease Cup Cake with the thought that he just might not eat her out. He let her sit there and tremble, just for a few more heartbeats.

He then grabbed her plump cheeks with his hooves, getting a good grope in, and dove in. he shoved his muzzle between her plump thighs, giving her lower lips a lewd kiss. His tongue darted out, spreading the folds of her sex and eliciting a happy whimper from Cup Cake. She was sweet and tangy, as always, her thick juices smothering his taste buds in her flavor. Her walls clenched at the intrusion of his tongue, convulsing as he pushed it deeper into her. He quickly pulled his tongue back, earning a gasp. He loudly licked his chops and went right back to it, licking up and down her dripping sex.

“C-Carrot!” Cup Cake whined, her voice shaking along with her plump body.

Carrot pulled away, his muzzled stained with her juices. “Yes dear?” he said with an infuriating casualness.

“A-are you r-ready y-yet?”

As if on cue, there came the sound of something smacking against the wood of a cabinet door. Carrot looked down, finding himself fully erect. And maybe… bigger?

Carrot shook his head and again clamored up over his wife, thankful for how tall he was, and lined his sex up with hers.

“Are you?” he whispered.

Cup Cake let out a heady giggle. “So much…”

He pushed forward, Cup Cake’s soaked lips greedily swallowing his head. He continued pushing into her, encountering a bit more resistance than he was used to, but he soldiered on. Cup Cake was whimpering again, cheeks now burning brightly. He finally hilted inside her, groaning as her pussy clenched around him.

“F-fuck…” Cup Cake groaned beneath him.

Carrot grinned. There was just something about hearing his sweet and bubbly wife swear that was… exhilarating.

He pulled his hips back slowly, dragging his length from her pussy until only the head remained inside her. And then he rammed himself back in, a lewd squelch and slap echoing around the kitchen. And then he did it again and again and again.

Cup Cake let out squeal and breathy laugh at the first impact, settling into rhythmic moans as Carrot fucked her. Every thrust felt like it was stretching her in ways she hadn’t been since her very first time. Carrot felt thicker and longer than he ever did. Cup Cake would have made a mental note to bring Zecora a cake as a way of saying thanks if she could have formed a coherent thought.

Carrot moved his hooves up Cup Cake’s body, grasping her middle. His thrusts became fast and harder as he squeezed his eyes shut, gritting his teeth as bolts of pleasure stabbed through him. Cup Cake felt tighter than he remembered, not that in a million years he would complain. Had she done something or… that Zebra just earned herself a lifetime supply of muffins. Cup Cake continued to shudder and wiggle beneath him, moaning out incoherent babble. Carrot felt his hips become soaking in a sudden burst of marecum as Cup Cake squealed again.

And then suddenly, he pulled himself out of her completely.

Cup Cake’s squeal turned to a moan and she began slurring what were no doubt insults at him, but Carrot ignored her. He grabbed her wide hips and with strength not many would attribute to him, flipped Cup Cake over onto her back. He grabbed her hips and pulled her rump towards him as he thrust forward, impaling her on his cock once more.

“If half of what Zecora said was true, I want to see this,” he growled through clenched teeth. Cup Cake nodded, still having difficulties with words.

Carrot pulled back and slammed himself into his wife, marveling at how he could actually see her belly bulge with his length. He knew he was already close and it was on the third hilting that he felt that wonderful release flow through him.

An almost painful load traveled up his cock and exploded inside Cup Cake. She screamed in delight as the hot cum filled her instantly, a second warbling cry following it as the second pulse of cum hit her. Her middle started to expand, the bulge of Carrot’s cock soon becoming lost. A third pulse made it round even more, even as a back-blast of cum spurted around Carrot’s cock.

Carrot felt his cock throb a few more times, but the sensation felt far away. He groaned and sank forward, back hooves leaving the floor as he laid across Cup Cake and her soft, swollen middle.

Cup Cake groaned and said her first coherent sentence in minutes. “T-thank you, stuffin’.”

Author's Note

I apologize for the sudden ending. And for this story in general.:trollestia:

The weird stuff, and the proper ending, comes tomorrow.

Gluttony

WARNING: Vore

“Oh, I really shouldn’t,” Celestia said to no one.

Before her sat one of the most wonderful spreads she had ever seen in her very long life. Not wonderful for its size or complexity, but rather for the loving care she knew went into each and every dish. And the best dish of all had yet to be seen, but she wasn’t too concerned with that at the moment.

What really held Celestia’s attention, was the roasted turkey.

Oh, she had been acting coy. Noshing on mashed potatoes, tasting soups, chewing on some hay, even nibbling a pie or twelve. When, aside from the special the Cake’s had promised her, she had eyes only for that roast turkey.

Celestia leaned close to the turkey and inhaled deeply, the spices cooked into the bird tickling her nose. Idly, she glanced to her left and her right. There was no one to be found, and thanks to her privacy spells, no one could hear her. Even if a Unicorn or otherwise magically inclined being were to attempt to peek or listen in, they would have to beat her spells first. She was isolated. Completely free to do as she pleased.

And she was going to fuck that turkey.

A warm golden glow surrounded the ladle that sat in the bowl of gravy. The ladle levitated up, filled to the brim with thick, warm deliciousness. It flew gently over to the turkey and slowly tipped, letting the gravy slide through the air and over the turkey.

Celestia poured until the ladle was empty and her prize had been given a heavy coating. She placed the ladle back in its place with care and then leaned forward again. Her opened her mouth, sticking out her wide tongue and licked slowly up the turkey’s back. She drew her tongue back in and suppressed a moan.

Celestia swallowed her mouthful and grinned lustily at the bird.

“Now, why don’t we-”

“Celestia?” a slightly nervous and familiar voice said, accompanied by the sound of doors being pushed open and the wheels of a cart squeaking.

Celestia froze stiff and quickly did what any self respecting solar princess would do in such a situation. Using her god-like powers, she flung the tempting and gravy covered bird across the room and out of sight.

“In here,” Celestia said in as even a tone as she could muster, quickly wiping her lips with a napkin. “I’m just… enjoying the wonderful meal you’ve prepared.”

Carrot Cake came into view, pulling a serving cart laden with a massive covered silver platter.

“Not too much, I hope,” Carrot said with a wink.

He knows. Okay, kill him right now and then burn the whole place to the ground so it looks like a- oh. He means the food.

Celestia smiled. “Not to worry, Carrot. I still have plenty of room for that, ahem, special dish you teased me with.” She eyed the silver platter. “Have you brought it to me already?”

Carrot nodded and made to lift the platter. But before he could even begin to lift it, Celestia’s magical aura surrounded it and quickly brought it towards her, filling the empty space left by the turkey. Carrot smiled his thanks and approached the table. He struck what he assumed was a refined pose and made an elaborate flourish before pulling away the lid of the platter.

Celestia would have never admitted it, but she did drool at the sight of Cup Cake.

The blue mare was laying on her back, fore hooves resting on her paunchy belly. Her back legs were spread and her tail drawn aside, showing off her creamy honey pot. Drizzled over her thighs was cranberry sauce and a few leafs of lettuce cushioned her rump. Around her neck was a necklace made of radishes and, appropriately enough, tiny cup cakes. And, of course, she held a brilliantly red apple in her mouth.

Celestia wetly licked her chops. “Mmm, Cup Cake, dear. At the risk of sounding cliché: you look good enough to eat.”

Cup Cake removed the apple from her mouth, a rosy hue to her cheeks. “D-do you really mean that, Princess.”

“Call me Celestia,” the alabaster Alicorn said, gently but firmly pushing the apple back into the mare’s mouth.

Again using her magic, Celestia lifted Cup Cake into the air. She took a moment, however brief, to admire heft of the mare, her deliciously plum shape, and her juicy thighs. Celestia opened her jaws wide and slowly lowered Cup Cake until the mare’s hooves were inside her mouth. She closed her mouth around the hooves, slowly rolling her tongue over them. And then she swallowed, the gulp seeming to echo in the stillness of the room.

Cup Cake found herself thankful of the impromptu gag that was the apple. It suppressed the moan that came from her throat as Celestia swallowed her hooves. The Princess’s lips were soon gliding up her legs, more gulps pulling the limbs into Celestia’s hot throat.

Celestia swallowed Cup Cake up to her wonderfully thick thighs. She closed her eyes and unashamedly moaned around her mouthful. The cranberry sauce leaked down and hit her tongue, adding a tasty tang to an already tasty meal. Celestia tipped her head back further, moving Cup Cake to match, and then swallowed.

Cup Cake trembled as she felt herself sink to her hips in Celestia’s throat. Her breath came in excited gasps, nostrils flaring. She felt the princess’s tongue worm its way between her thighs, moving up towards her-

Cup Cake bit through her apple. The bitten fruit fell away, bounding off her cum paunch and landing somewhere behind Celestia. Cup Cake felt the warm, wide oral muscle spread her folds and drag itself along her walls. She tipped her head back and let out a warbling moan as Celestia’s tongue pushed deeper into her.

Celestia pulled her tongue from the moaning mare’s creamy cunny, scooping out a load of cum with it. The heady spunk coated her tongue, mixing with the mare’s tangy juices. Celestia let out another muffled moan, knowing she could be content to eat the mare out for hours. But she had been waiting all year for this.

Celestia gripped Cup Cake’s shoulder with her hooves and began pulling the mare down, gulping rapidly to help ease her passage. The mare’s cum filled belly proved to be something of an obstacle, but with enough pushing and prodding, Celestia managed to work it past her lips and into her throat.

Cup Cake tucked her fore hooves against her as she was swallowed up to her chest. She wiggled her bottom legs, the tips of her hooves pressing against the entrance to Celestia’s stomach. The princess’s tongue was rubbing up her back, playing with her radish and pastry necklace.

Celestia made a small swallow, delighting in the feeling of Cup Cake’s hooves entering her belly. Though, as the mare sank a little lower into her gullet, the string of her necklace caught on one of Celestia’s teeth. Celestia quickly took it off Cup Cake, pulling it free of the mare and her maw and setting it on the table. Celestia swallowed again, pulling Cup Cake’s head into her mouth. Slowly, she closed it, leaving only a bit of the mare’s mane outside her lips.

Cup Cake gasped excitedly as Celestia’s lips closed and sealed her away into warm, wet darkness. She bit her lip, trembling in anticipation for that final plunge. She got her wish a moment later, a loud gulp echoing around her before she was pulled into Celestia rippling throat.

Celestia sucked in Cup Cake’s mane with a wet slurp and swallowed one more time, sending the last of the baker down into her gullet. She let out a satisfied sigh and leaned back in her seat, hooves rubbing her expanding gut. Celestia licked her loudly licked her chops and let out a very un-princesslike belch.

“Urp, ‘scuse me,” Celestia mumbled, holding a hoof to her lips.

“D-did you en-enjoy y-your meal, C-Celestia?” asked a stuttering voice from beside her.

Celestia turned to see that Carrot had walked around the table and was standing at her side. Sweat dripped off his red face and the faint smell of arousal hung in the air.

Celestia giggled and wrapped a hoof around Carrot’s shoulder, bringing him close while the other rubbed her bulging belly.

“A finer dish I haven’t had in a long time,” Celestia giggled, licking her lips again. She smiled and tilted her head, brushing a lock of sweat-matted mane from Carrot’s face. “Mmm, Carrot? Pardon me for being so… gluttonous, but would you care to keep your wife company?”

Carrot stared up at Celestia in some sort of mix of awe and blatant lust. “P-Princess?” he asked, voice trembling.

The Alicorn laughed and leaned closer to the stallion. “Please, call me Celestia,”

It was a simple teleportation spell, dumping the ruined turkey somewhere in the Everfree Forest.

Celestia sighed and decided to put the roasted bird out of her head. She had other things to think about.

She carried the weight of two fully grown ponies well, even if she was out of practice. A nagging voice in the back of her head reminded her that, reformation spell or no, she would still be spending a good chunk of the coming weeks working off the Cakes.

She exited the bakery’s loading bay, a large sun had pulled down over her eyes. A spell hid her ponderous belly from view. Wouldn’t want anypony spreading rumors about their Princess gorging herself or the tabloids screeching she was eating ponies again.

A guard opened the door of her carriage, gazing respectfully ahead. If he was at all affected by how much the cart shook when it took her weight, he hid it well.

Celestia sighed and slumped back in the velvet lined interior, the carriage rocking slightly as it left the ground. Her hooves roamed her belly as a single thought wiggled through her food drunk haze.

I wonder what Twilight tastes like.

Author's Note

I regret very little.