Dead Space Equestria: Regenerated

Isaacs eyes slowly peeled open. Did...dis he just have a full nights sleep? The human hadn't slept all the way through the night since the Ishimura. The human groggily slid out of bed, and stumbled towards the door.

As the human stepped out of bed he finally looked down and realized that he was in nothing but a simple sterile white hospital gown. Huh? The human simply shrugged deciding not to put much thought into it.

The human wearily drudged towards the simple wooden door at the end of his room. Each step took a little less effort as the human woke up more and more with each step. None of this mattered to him for only one thing had control of his head.

Food.

Isaac was fucking starving. He wasn't just starving. He was FUCKING starving. He could feel his stomach eating itself.

The human bent down to reach the door handle as it was much lower than he was accustomed to. Come to think of it, he hadn't used an old fashion door in years but oh well.

The man swung the door open inwards to find two armored pegasai standing guard out front of his room. Both of them had their jaws drop to the floor  in surprise.

“Where the hell can a man get some grub?” Isaac grunted at the pair of guards gawking at him.

Both guards shook their heads quickly, replacing their surprise with an unusually blank expression. “The main dining hall is down this hall to the right, bu-”

“But nothing toots, I'm fucking starving.” And with that the human began to shuffle towards his destination.

….

Celestia, Luna and all six elements of harmony sat at the huge table in the dining hall, the plates in front of them filled with a wonderful assortment of delicious looking food. Yet only Luna ate any of the god like food in front of her.

Pinkie Pie's usually poofy mane was straight as silk as she stared down gloomily at her food. Twilight, who usually was so chipper when her beloved mentor was nearby, had glazed eyes as she stared off into nothingness. Rainbow Dash had yet to say anything cocky and Fluttershy hid behind her mane. Rarity sat slumped, staring at nothing while Applejack's head simply hung low.

Finally, the orange mare simply sighed in defeat, “Ah reckon ah'm not the only one who couldn't get a wink of sleep last night?”

“Ha ha. Speak for yourself, I slept like a fucking rock.” An all too familiar male voice rang throughout the hall.

Everyponys eyes shot wide open as they stared at the engineer slowly trudging towards them in his simple hospital gown. The human eyed Luna who was holding a spoonful of cereal halfway into her muzzle and cracked a grin.

“Morning Luna. Thanks for that...what ever the hell it was you did. I haven't slept that well in ages.” Isaac said almost happily as he continued to walk through the huge hall towards the group.

Luna smiled as she lowered the magicked spoon, “ It was no problem at all Isaac. I'm simply glad you were able to enjoy it.”

Isaac scoffed, “Lady I didn't just enjoy it I fucking loved it. Which is why...” The human trailed off nervously as Luna simply cocked an eye brow at him all the while still smiling.

“I wanted to ask you if you would mind doing it every night I'm here.” Isaac had finally reached the  group at the massive table they ate at.

Luna chuckled, “But of course I would only be all too happy to.”

Isaac chuckled along with her until he finally noticed the sun princess. Isaacs almost jovial expression immediately turned hard as stone as he eyed her. The human was obviously fuming with a cold anger but he didn't shout or curse at her.

Instead the human slowly walked around the table as Twilight and her friends actually shrank if fear. They knew. They knew what this human could do in his blind rage. They knew how much violence he was accustomed to and they knew he was willing to kill. But the human stopped a foot next to Celestia and didn't lash out, scream, yell. He did nothing for what felt like years as the seconds dragged on.

“Isaac don't do anyt-” Luna was cut off mid sentence as the human with lightning fast speed scooped a hand underneath Celestias plate of food before flinging the whole meal right into her face. And immediately after, he flung her bowl full of cereal in her face just for good measure.

Globs of egg, milk, cereal and the rest of her royal breakfast ran down her face while every pony stared on in shock.

The human simply turned around whistling a merry tune as if nothing had happened. He most certainly did not throw the princess' own breakfast in her face. Nope, no sirree that was not him at all.

The human slammed down onto one the soft cushions next to Twilight. The human looked over the food that Twilight wasn't eating. The lavender unicorn desperately tried to look away from the source of her guilt.

“So uhhhh...purply unicorn. Do you mind if I call you purply? No? Ok good because  I don't care either way. So uhmmm uh... what are we having for breakfast purply?” Isaac asked, sarcasm dripping from his voice.

“w-w-well uhmmm-” Twilight stammered only for Isaac to cut her off.

“No need to tell me purply I can see for myself.” The engineer said as he pulled her plate of food over in front of him.

“Thanks for breakfast doll.” Isaac said as he began to devour Twilights breakfast. Every pony stared at him in utter shock. Including Luna. After a minute of utter silence save for Isaac wolfing down the lavender unicorns breakfast, Isaac looked up at the pastel ponies.

“So uhhh... can any of you say 'awkward'?” Isaac said completely seriously as he continued to wolf down his food.

“M-m-mr.Isaac?” The pink pony that Isaac sat across from began to quiver as she spoke in  hushed voice.

Isaac looked up at her as he ate. “Huh?”

In the blink of an eye Pinkie Pie dove across the table at him before locking him in a vice like hug, “I'M SO SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!”

The pink pony cried and wailed as she squeezed Isaac harder and harder with each second. The human stared down at the pink pony hugging him and crying for dear life, utter confusion splayed across his features.

That's when the rest joined in. Before the human could even blink, the rest of the ponies bar Luna and Celestia jumped into the group hug each crying their own eyes out while babbling incoherently in a mass of tears.

Isaac grimaced at the six mares hugging tightly crying their eyes out.

Well.

I guess they're sorry then.

To be continued...

Short chapter is short, I figured you would want something over nothing so this chapter was divided into two parts. sorry for the delay but I am now officially sworn into the air force as of yesterday evening. Earliest I ship out to basic is feburary so I GURANTEE DSE:regenerated will be finished by feb. Also...I have another idea for a fic that hasnt been done yet  ( well that I'm aware of because if there was one I'd be all over it) that has been gnawing at the back of my head. Anways... toodalooo