“HAPPY BIRTHDAY!” I shout happily.

“Make a wish! Make a wish!” Pinkie Pie says hopping up and down excitedly with Mark next to her who is also hopping in place.

All of the once foals then walk over to the birthday cake and blow out a candle each.

“Who wants the first slice?” I ask with a smirk.

“ME! ME! OH! OH! PICK MEEEEEEEE!” Pinkie and Mark say at the same time both of them stretching their arms as high as possible into the air.

“I meant the kids you sugar driven loony.” I say with a groan.

Pinkie and Mark then lightly bonk me on the head.

“Meany!” Pinkie says with a sad look on her face.

“Can I have the first piece of cake dad? If that’s ok with you.” Asks a filly with a butter yellow coat and wings with a chocolate brown mane.

“Sure you can Gentleshy just let me get a knife and I’ll be right back.” I say with a gentle smile as I turn to leave the room.

“D-Dad?” Gentleshy asks.

“Yeah?”

“C-Can I cut the cake please? I think I’m ready to d-do it now.” Gentleshy says as she holds her mane between her forehooves.

“Of course you can!” I say as my smile widens. “I’m glad you’re gonna brave your fear.”

Gentleshy blushes and hides behind her mane then runs towards Fluttershy.

I smile as I watch the filly run off to her mother.

“18 years old now.... Celestia was right. It was easy.” I mumble with a smile on my face.

“What ya smiling for playboy?” Rainbow Dash asks with an accusatory look on her face.

“Still calling me playboy?” I ask with a deadpan expression on my face.

“You pulled all of the mares except Pinkie so.... Yeah you’re a playboy.” Rainbow Dash answers with a smirk.

“I guess that’s right.” I chuckle. “I’m still amazed at that. How did I ever manage that?”

“No idea but you did. And you’ve enjoyed it! I mean how could you not when you’re with me?” Rainbow Dash asks as she strikes a pose.

“Yeah that thought is ridiculous.” I reply sarcastically.

“Hey! I’m the awesomest creature to ever exist! Of course you love my company!” Rainbow Dash pretend argues.

I smile then ruffle her mane.

“Yeah, you’re awesome I get it.” I say with a chuckle.

“And don’t you forget it.” Rainbow Dash says as she points a hoof at me.

“Yo dad! You’re gonna give me a big slice right? You know.... Since I’m your favourite and the coolest!” A filly with a flesh coloured coat and wings with a rainbow mane but whats interesting is that the foal is wearing one of my baseball caps, a plain white one with a green rim asks as she walks in through the door.

“You know I can’t Rainbow Burst. That wouldn’t be fair on the others.” I answer as I open the cutlery draw and grab a sharp knife.

“I’ll make it worth your while.” The filly asks as she blows me a kiss.

“Did my own daughter just.... Hit on me?” I ask with a scared look on my face.

“I think she just did.” Rainbow Dash answers with a confused look on her face.

“Auntie Sammy said that was okay.” Rainbow Burst says.

“Not surprised.... You do realise hitting on your own dad is definitely not something you should be doing.” I point out as I start to head into the living room.

“That’s what makes it so much better. Knowing that I shouldn’t.” Rainbow Burst says with a sultry look on her face.

The shock causes me to trip over and have the knife barely miss my stomach.

“Dad! Are you okay?!” Asks a filly with a brown coat with a pure white tail and mane with a red cape on her back.

“Yes Sugar Belle I’m fine, just had a bit of a fall.” I say with a gentle smile on my face as I dust myself off.

“Let me help.” Sugar Belle says.

She then starts patting my clothes to get the dirt off. I was fine with her doing that until she started patting at my crotch.

“Thanks Sugar Belle!” I say as I gently swat her hoof away.

Sugar Belle then gives a huge smile then walks back towards the table.

I then hear a whisper come from a filly with a white coat and mane and tail with blue streaks.

“How big was it?” The White and blue filly whispers.

“Big.” Sugar Belle whispers back.

My face pales at the conversation I accidently overheard.

“Sammy can I talk to you for a second?” I ask as calm as possible.

“Sure!” Sammy answers happily.

Me and Sammy then walk into the hallway.

“Sammy care to explain why I’ve heard multiple conversations from the fillies either flirting with me or whispers about my dick size?” I ask with an angry expression on my face.

“The fillies told me that they loved you and I told them about what I used to do when I loved you and I think they took it as advice. I don’t know really that’s my guess.” Sammy says with a shrug.

“Used to love me? I caught you smelling my boxers again this morning....” I reply with an unamused expression.

“You did? Shit.... Fine I still wouldn’t mind a pussy pounding from you but that’s not the point. The point is that the fillies seem to have misunderstood what I said.” Sammy explains.

“Well help them understand! It’s weird having them flirting with me since they’re MY DAUGHTERS.” I point out.

“Come on they’re 18. In fact I think incest is a great idea! Let me help you into the idea.” Sammy says with a grin.

“Not in either of our lifetimes.” I say as I take a step back.

“Fine.... I’ll talk with them and do what I can okay?” Sammy asks.

“Yes. Thank you.” I answer with a happy smile on my face.

“Good. Now let’s go cut the cake. I’m starving!” Sammy says as she rubs her hands together.

“Okay.”

We both head back into the Living Room and gather around the table.

“You ready Gentleshy?” I ask as I hold out my hand holding the blade in my hand and aiming the handle towards her.

Gentleshy gulps and grabs the handle with a shaky hoof.

“Want my help?” I ask.

“Y-Yes please.” Gentleshy says as she holds the handle with a gentle grip.

I move over to Gentleshy and gently grasp her hooves in my hand causing her to squeak.

“Are you ready?” I ask as softly as possible.

She nods her head not looking at me.

I then gently push her hooves down causing the knife to go through the cake and then I raise them again and make another cut.

“There we go. Here’s your slice Gentleshy.” I say with a smile. “I cut you a slice a little bigger for being a good girl and facing your fears.” I whisper.

I then feel Gentleshy shudder and then she spins around and hugs me tightly.

I then hug her back.

“Shhhh. It’s okay. Come on let’s get your cake slice and sit on the couch.” I say as I stroke her back.

She gently lets go off me and still doesn’t look at my face.

I grab her a plate and put her slice of cake on it then hand it over to her.

“D-Dad.... C-can I sit on your lap while I eat it please? I-It’ll help me calm d-down.” She asks clearly on the verge of tears.

“Of course.” I say as I stand up holding her in my arms.

I then walk over to the couch and sit with her on my lap.

“Th-Thanks Dad.” Gentleshy says with a squeak.

“It’s okay. Now come on eat your cake up and then we’ll join the others.” I say happily.

She then snuggles into me and gently nibbles the corner of her slice of cake as I gently stroke her mane. I feel her wings slowly open and close slightly as she breathes.

“It’s been a hectic day hasn’t it Gentleshy? Have you been okay? I know you get stressed easily.” I ask.

“I-I’ve been s-stressed a little. B-but I didn’t w-want y-y-you worrying.” Gentleshy answers as she covers her face with her wings.

“Come on Gentleshy. You know I’m here for you so there’s no need to be scared to ask for me to take some time to help you.” I reply.

She peeks through her feathers at me and I can see a huge blush on her face.

“Come on and eat up. We don’t want the others to have all the fun now do we?” I ask with a smile.

“N-no.” Gentleshy replies as she continues to gently nibble on the slice of cake.

Author's Note

AND THEY'RE BACK! What did you think to this chapter? and are you hyped for the return of "What Happened To Being .... Normal .....?"