"Hey dad." Rainbow Burst says getting my attention.

"Yeah Burstie?" I ask.

"Why did you fuck everyone?" Rainbow Burst asks.

I nearly trip over.

"WHAT KINDA QUESTION IS THAT?!" I shout.

"Just wondering why my Rainbow ain't been tasted yet." Rainbow Burst nonchalantly replies.

"WHAT TYPE OF SENTENCE IS THAT!" I shout..... again.

"You tasted Moms with no problem. Hell you tasted nearly everyone. I was just wondering when my turn was. I have a show that's needs the curtains opening if you know what I mean. *Winks*" Rainbow Burst says seductively.

"What the fuck happened to my life? Oh yeah.... I was born.... I am NOT fucking my own children.... Never, ever.... EEEEEEVER! I may have given your mother a good seeing too.... And those wonderful teets of hers.... *Drools*..... *Shakes myself back into reality*.... But I am not giving you that kinda treatment." I say as I cross my arms.

I look at Rainbow Burst to see that a puddle has began forming between her back legs.

"Oh fucking christ...." I groan as I pinch the bridge of my nose. "Can someone help me please?"

I look back at everyone who all have a small puddle between their legs.

"OH COME THE FUCK OOOOOOON!" I shout.

"Sure I'll 'come' and 'fuck on' anything you want." I hear Sammy's voice chuckle.

"NO!" I shout.

"Dad?" Gentleshy asks.

"Yes Gentleshy?" I sigh.

"I-I'm sorry I made a mess...." She whimpers.

"It's ok. Don't worry about it." I say as I stroke her mane.

She mumbles something then her cheeks turn bright red.

I manage to hold back an "Awww" at her cute display.

We all walk into the living room and the birthday girls all sit down next to their moms.

"Who wants their present first?" I ask.

"I'll take mine please!" Rainbow Burst says excitedly.

"Okay...." I mumble as I rummage through the pile of presents. "Fuck." I mumble.

"What's wrong Dad?" Rainbow Burst asks with a knowing look on her face.

"Nothing! I just think maybe you should get your present last so that.... Urm.... Your more excited for it!" I say sweating.

"You forgot didn't you?" Rainbow Burst asks.

"*Sigh* Yes.... Okay. Since I forgot tell me what you want and I'll get it for you tomorrow." I say as I rub the back of my head.

"Your dick." Rainbow Burst says bluntly.

"Nope."

"Your Cum."

"Nope."

"Rainbow Dash any suggestions?" I ask with a groan.

"Your dick?" Rainbow Dash replies.

"Nope."

"Your Cum."

"Nope."

"AppleJack please help me. What should I get her?" I ask sighing.

"Your dick." She replies with a smirk.

"Nope."

"Your cum."

"Nope."

"A dildo in the shape of your dick with a semen releasing attachment filled to the brim with your semen." She says proudly.

"Two questions.... A. How do you know that exists and B. Why the fuck would I put my semen in there when my DAUGHTER would use it. Oh shit a third question really quick! WHY THE FUCK WOULD I BUY MY DAUGHTER ANY DILDO IGNORING THE FACT IT WOULD BE IN THE SHAPE OF MY DICK!" I facepalm.

AppleJack nervously chuckles her face a bright red.

"Oh! Oh! I have an idea!" Pinkie says as she waves her hoof in the air.

"What crazy plan do you have now Pinkie?" I groan.

"A dildo in the shape of your dick with a semen releasing attachment filled to the brim with your semen AND..... AAAAAAAANNNNND a butt plug!" Pinkie says excitedly.

I groan and pinch the bridge of my nose.

"I think I'm the only one here not thinking of ways to impregnate my own daughter..... *Sigh* A present that doesn't involve anything sex related or has anything to do with me pulling my dick out...." I groan.

"You could eat her.... No no.... That's sex related.... Hmmm....." Rainbow Dash says as she rubs her chin.

"Oh for the love of god!" I groan.

"WAIT!" Luna says getting everyone's attention.

"What? Do you have an idea? I hope you do! You, Celestia and Twilight are the only hope I have." I say as I fall to my knees and start to beg.

"You could give her your dick, cum and then the dildo with the semen attachment filled with your cum along with the butt plug AAAAANNNNDDDD let Night Light join in!" Luna said proudly.

"So not just should I fuck Rainbow Burst and buy her sex toys involving my dick and semen.... You ALLLLSO want me to fuck Night Light too? Good GREEEEEAAAAAT idea! Fuck it! Hey Sammy you want it?!" I ask.

"Heeeeeell yeaaaaahh!" She fist pumps.

"I WAS BEING SARCASTIC! FUUUUUUUUUUUU!" I shout as I fall onto my stomach.

"I like you laying on your stomach. It reminds me of the time you where laying on the bed with your legs hanging over the edge...." Sweetie Belle says before being interrupted.

"Don't you dare finish the sentence!" I say pointing a finger at her.

"I was sucking your balls whilst you releasing load after load into Rarity's throat.... Ahhh..... What a night." She says as if remember a long lost memory.

"God damn it....." I say as I let my head hit the floor.

"Oh! Oh! That reminds me of the time that he came into me and then me and Scootaloo started making out! Then! Then he picked her up and ploughed her so hard that her mind went blank and she started to eat me out!" Rainbow Dash said excitedly.

"Fucking Ponies...." I sigh into the floor.

Author's Note

A little look into the sex life of Nathan.... An interesting one isn't it? Ah well! What did you think? It's been a long time coming but here's the update you've all been wanting!