What Happened To Being A Normal Father!?

by AppleScoots

Rating: mature
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Cutie Mark Crusaders, Romance, Original Character, Sex, Random, Princess Celestia, Human, Main 6, Princess Luna
Length: 13658

Join Adrian after his kids have all grown up and those around him.... Well haven't changed at all.... Adrian's life is filled with craziness and.... Oh god.... Not more incest!

Adrian's little foals have all finally grown up! But it isn't a good thing in Adrian's world. Turns out these little fillies are VERY different and have been raised by an interesting group. Sammy being the person who babysat has left them a little.... Touchy Feely towards Adrian. When you're babysat by an Auntie with a "Damp Patch" (I can't say a hard on so that's good enough okay! leave me alone! :'(.) for her brother.

Warning contains Incestuous flirting and Sexual Humour that may not be suitable for scrubs and nerds!

Published 2016-11-27 11:50:01 UTC
Last updated 2018-01-03 00:53:35 UTC

Birthday Party Part 1

“HAPPY BIRTHDAY!” I shout happily.

“Make a wish! Make a wish!” Pinkie Pie says hopping up and down excitedly with Mark next to her who is also hopping in place.

All of the once foals then walk over to the birthday cake and blow out a candle each.

“Who wants the first slice?” I ask with a smirk.

“ME! ME! OH! OH! PICK MEEEEEEEE!” Pinkie and Mark say at the same time both of them stretching their arms as high as possible into the air.

“I meant the kids you sugar driven loony.” I say with a groan.

Pinkie and Mark then lightly bonk me on the head.

“Meany!” Pinkie says with a sad look on her face.

“Can I have the first piece of cake dad? If that’s ok with you.” Asks a filly with a butter yellow coat and wings with a chocolate brown mane.

“Sure you can Gentleshy just let me get a knife and I’ll be right back.” I say with a gentle smile as I turn to leave the room.

“D-Dad?” Gentleshy asks.

“Yeah?”

“C-Can I cut the cake please? I think I’m ready to d-do it now.” Gentleshy says as she holds her mane between her forehooves.

“Of course you can!” I say as my smile widens. “I’m glad you’re gonna brave your fear.”

Gentleshy blushes and hides behind her mane then runs towards Fluttershy.

I smile as I watch the filly run off to her mother.

“18 years old now.... Celestia was right. It was easy.” I mumble with a smile on my face.

“What ya smiling for playboy?” Rainbow Dash asks with an accusatory look on her face.

“Still calling me playboy?” I ask with a deadpan expression on my face.

“You pulled all of the mares except Pinkie so.... Yeah you’re a playboy.” Rainbow Dash answers with a smirk.

“I guess that’s right.” I chuckle. “I’m still amazed at that. How did I ever manage that?”

“No idea but you did. And you’ve enjoyed it! I mean how could you not when you’re with me?” Rainbow Dash asks as she strikes a pose.

“Yeah that thought is ridiculous.” I reply sarcastically.

“Hey! I’m the awesomest creature to ever exist! Of course you love my company!” Rainbow Dash pretend argues.

I smile then ruffle her mane.

“Yeah, you’re awesome I get it.” I say with a chuckle.

“And don’t you forget it.” Rainbow Dash says as she points a hoof at me.

“Yo dad! You’re gonna give me a big slice right? You know.... Since I’m your favourite and the coolest!” A filly with a flesh coloured coat and wings with a rainbow mane but whats interesting is that the foal is wearing one of my baseball caps, a plain white one with a green rim asks as she walks in through the door.

“You know I can’t Rainbow Burst. That wouldn’t be fair on the others.” I answer as I open the cutlery draw and grab a sharp knife.

“I’ll make it worth your while.” The filly asks as she blows me a kiss.

“Did my own daughter just.... Hit on me?” I ask with a scared look on my face.

“I think she just did.” Rainbow Dash answers with a confused look on her face.

“Auntie Sammy said that was okay.” Rainbow Burst says.

“Not surprised.... You do realise hitting on your own dad is definitely not something you should be doing.” I point out as I start to head into the living room.

“That’s what makes it so much better. Knowing that I shouldn’t.” Rainbow Burst says with a sultry look on her face.

The shock causes me to trip over and have the knife barely miss my stomach.

“Dad! Are you okay?!” Asks a filly with a brown coat with a pure white tail and mane with a red cape on her back.

“Yes Sugar Belle I’m fine, just had a bit of a fall.” I say with a gentle smile on my face as I dust myself off.

“Let me help.” Sugar Belle says.

She then starts patting my clothes to get the dirt off. I was fine with her doing that until she started patting at my crotch.

“Thanks Sugar Belle!” I say as I gently swat her hoof away.

Sugar Belle then gives a huge smile then walks back towards the table.

I then hear a whisper come from a filly with a white coat and mane and tail with blue streaks.

“How big was it?” The White and blue filly whispers.

“Big.” Sugar Belle whispers back.

My face pales at the conversation I accidently overheard.

“Sammy can I talk to you for a second?” I ask as calm as possible.

“Sure!” Sammy answers happily.

Me and Sammy then walk into the hallway.

“Sammy care to explain why I’ve heard multiple conversations from the fillies either flirting with me or whispers about my dick size?” I ask with an angry expression on my face.

“The fillies told me that they loved you and I told them about what I used to do when I loved you and I think they took it as advice. I don’t know really that’s my guess.” Sammy says with a shrug.

“Used to love me? I caught you smelling my boxers again this morning....” I reply with an unamused expression.

“You did? Shit.... Fine I still wouldn’t mind a pussy pounding from you but that’s not the point. The point is that the fillies seem to have misunderstood what I said.” Sammy explains.

“Well help them understand! It’s weird having them flirting with me since they’re MY DAUGHTERS.” I point out.

“Come on they’re 18. In fact I think incest is a great idea! Let me help you into the idea.” Sammy says with a grin.

“Not in either of our lifetimes.” I say as I take a step back.

“Fine.... I’ll talk with them and do what I can okay?” Sammy asks.

“Yes. Thank you.” I answer with a happy smile on my face.

“Good. Now let’s go cut the cake. I’m starving!” Sammy says as she rubs her hands together.

“Okay.”

We both head back into the Living Room and gather around the table.

“You ready Gentleshy?” I ask as I hold out my hand holding the blade in my hand and aiming the handle towards her.

Gentleshy gulps and grabs the handle with a shaky hoof.

“Want my help?” I ask.

“Y-Yes please.” Gentleshy says as she holds the handle with a gentle grip.

I move over to Gentleshy and gently grasp her hooves in my hand causing her to squeak.

“Are you ready?” I ask as softly as possible.

She nods her head not looking at me.

I then gently push her hooves down causing the knife to go through the cake and then I raise them again and make another cut.

“There we go. Here’s your slice Gentleshy.” I say with a smile. “I cut you a slice a little bigger for being a good girl and facing your fears.” I whisper.

I then feel Gentleshy shudder and then she spins around and hugs me tightly.

I then hug her back.

“Shhhh. It’s okay. Come on let’s get your cake slice and sit on the couch.” I say as I stroke her back.

She gently lets go off me and still doesn’t look at my face.

I grab her a plate and put her slice of cake on it then hand it over to her.

“D-Dad.... C-can I sit on your lap while I eat it please? I-It’ll help me calm d-down.” She asks clearly on the verge of tears.

“Of course.” I say as I stand up holding her in my arms.

I then walk over to the couch and sit with her on my lap.

“Th-Thanks Dad.” Gentleshy says with a squeak.

“It’s okay. Now come on eat your cake up and then we’ll join the others.” I say happily.

She then snuggles into me and gently nibbles the corner of her slice of cake as I gently stroke her mane. I feel her wings slowly open and close slightly as she breathes.

“It’s been a hectic day hasn’t it Gentleshy? Have you been okay? I know you get stressed easily.” I ask.

“I-I’ve been s-stressed a little. B-but I didn’t w-want y-y-you worrying.” Gentleshy answers as she covers her face with her wings.

“Come on Gentleshy. You know I’m here for you so there’s no need to be scared to ask for me to take some time to help you.” I reply.

She peeks through her feathers at me and I can see a huge blush on her face.

“Come on and eat up. We don’t want the others to have all the fun now do we?” I ask with a smile.

“N-no.” Gentleshy replies as she continues to gently nibble on the slice of cake.

Author's Note

AND THEY'RE BACK! What did you think to this chapter? and are you hyped for the return of "What Happened To Being .... Normal .....?"

Birthday Party Part.... 2?

Gentleshy quietly burps then hides behind her feathers with a squeak. I chuckle then stroke her mane.

"Come on let's go join the others and open your presents." I say as I pick her up and put her on the ground.

Gentleshy shudders then nods as she trots back to the table with me following behind.

"Okay so who wants there present?" I ask with a smile.

"Me! Me! Me!" Most of the fillies shout with their forehooves in the air.

"Okay calm down. First up is.... AppleBuck!" I read out.

A red filly with a brown mane and tail walks up to me and holds her hooves out.

"Here ya go Sugarcube." I say with a smile as I hand over a small box wrapped in red wrapping paper.

"Thanks dad! Ah'm mighty happy ya got me something." AppleBuck says happily.

I ruffle her mane then let her walk back to the others.

"Okay next up we have.... Starlight!" I read out.

A black filly with a black mane walks over with a small skip in her step.

"Thanks dad!" The filly says as she grabs the pure black box in her magic then trots over to Luna and sits between her forelegs.

"Right then next up is.... NimbleShy and QuickShy." I say as I grab two presents.

Two small fillies with a brown coat and wings with a pink mane and blue streaks then walk up to me hiding behind their manes the whole time.

"Th-Thanks." NimbleShy squeaks as she grabs oner of the box's.

"Y-Yeah thank you Dad." QuickShy mumbles as she grabs the other box.

They both turn around and run towards Fluttershy and sit in front of her.

"Next we have.... Rainbow Burst!" I read out.

"Awesome! I hope I get what I wanted." Rainbow Burst says with a smirk.

"What did you want?" I ask.

"This." Raibow Burst says as she plants a strong passionate kiss on my lips.

I try to push her away only for her to push back harder causing me to fall over.

"YOU GO GIRL!" Sammy shouts as she claps.

Rainbow Burst then forces her tongue into my mouth causing me to push as hard as possible causing her to fall backwards.

"What the hell! Sammy! I thought you said you talked to them!" I say as I wipe my lips with my hands.

"I did! I told her to bed you before 10 O'clock tonight." Sammy says happily.

"WHAT?!" I shout annoyed.

"I told her to bed you then let me join halfway through." Sammy giggles.

"What the FUCK Sammy! I told you to get them to stop!" I say as I spit out Rainbow Bursts saliva.

"Too bad." Sammy says as she jogs out of the room.

"HEY!" Sugar Belle shouts as she runs towards Rainbow Burst. "If I don't get to kiss him first then I'll take his kiss from you!" Sugar Belle shouts as she pulls Rainbow Burst into a kiss.

"Adrian.... Adrian..... ADRIAN!" Rainbow Dash's voice shouts.

"Huh? What?" I ask as I awake in my bed being cuddled against by Fluttershy and her 5 fillies.

"You're finally awake. You had us worried for a second."

"What happened? I need to talk to Sugar Belle and Rainbow Burst. What happened to the party and when did I get here?" I ask confused.

"Why do you need to talk to them? What did Rainbow Burst do now?" Rainbow Dash asks.

"They made out in the front room.... After Rainbow Burst kissed me remember? It was weird as fuck. Why does my stomach hurt?" I ask as I grab my stomach.

"They did not.... Wait a minute.... Did you just have a dirty dream.... About your own.... Children?" Rainbow Dash asks with a smirk on her face.

"NO!" I shout causing Fluttershy and all the fillies to wake up screaming in terror. "Oh god I'm so sorry!" I say to Fluttershy and the fillies.

"I-It's okay.... Just don't do it again.... If you don't mind that is." Fluttershy replies as she cuddles the fillies against her.

"Hey Fluttershy?" Rainbow Dash asks.

"Y-yeah?" Fluttershy asks with a gulp.

"Adrian over here had a dirty dream about Rainbow Burst and Sugar Belle." Rainbow Dash says with a giggle.

"No no no! It's a misunderstanding! It was a dirty dream about.... Sweetie Belle and Rainbow Dash! She just misheard me." I say with a nervous chuckle.

Rainbow Dash looks at me with a smirk.

"I'm h-happy to see t-t-that you're better Adrian. Y-you had us all r-really w-worried." Fluttershy says as she hugs me tightly.

"What happened?" I say as I sit up causing my stomach to hurt which made me grunt.

"You fell onto the knife you where holding after what Rainbow Burst said. You immediately passed out as soon as you landed." Rainbow Dash says as she gently rests her hoof on my hand.

"I never thought the awesome Rainbow Dash would be sat here holding my hand as she worried about me. I thought you where too cool for stuff like this?" I ask with a smirk.

"I-I am! I just didn't want you to miss me." Rainbow Dash says with a blush as she pulls her hoof away.

I gently grab her hand again and smile at her.

"I know you are." I say as I gently stroke her hoof with my thumb.

My bedroom door swings open and everyone else in the house runs in except Pinkie and Mark who both pop up at the end of my bed.

"I'm so happy to see you're okay!" Sweetie Belle shouts as she jumps straight at my chest.

"Oh shit!" I shout as I just manage to catch her.

"I was so worried." Sweetie Belle says as she pulls me into a hug as tears flow from her face.

"We all where Adrian. We where so scared that you where seriously injured." Celestia says with a look of worry on her face.

"Come on I'm alright so no need to be all worried about me" I say as I let go of Rainbow Dash's hoof.

"Dad? I want to say that I'm really sorry for what I said." Rainbow Burst says as she starts to gently kick the ground.

"It's okay Burst. Come up here and give me a hug." I say as I hold my arms out.

Rainbow Burst then flies onto the bed and walks towards me as Sweetie Belle moves out of the way.

"It's okay I won't bite." I say with a smile.

Rainbow Burst then flops onto my stomach causing me to groan. I then put my arms around her into a hug.

"I'm sorry Dad. I really am." Rainbow Burst says as she snuggles into my stomach,

"I already said it's fine Bursty. I'm fine so there's no need to keep saying sorry." I say as I stroke her mane.

She looks up at me with watering eyes.

"Come on now there's no need for that." I say as I wipe away her tears.

"But I got you hurt. I feel awful about it." Rainbow Burst admits with a sniffle.

I shush her as I stroke her mane,

"I've already said it's fine Bursty." I say as stop stroking her.

She looks back up at me with a sad look on her face.

"Did you guys open your presents already?" I ask as Rainbow Burst flies back off me and onto the floor.

"No not yet." Celestia says with a smile.

"Let's go open them then!" I say as I climb out of the bed with a grunt and a groan.

Author's Note

What did you think! I hope you liked it! Also just a heads up if anyone out there can draw I'm looking for some to make a cover for the story if you want to help then send me a DM! :3 :pinkiecrazy:

Birthday Party Part 3

"Hey dad." Rainbow Burst says getting my attention.

"Yeah Burstie?" I ask.

"Why did you fuck everyone?" Rainbow Burst asks.

I nearly trip over.

"WHAT KINDA QUESTION IS THAT?!" I shout.

"Just wondering why my Rainbow ain't been tasted yet." Rainbow Burst nonchalantly replies.

"WHAT TYPE OF SENTENCE IS THAT!" I shout..... again.

"You tasted Moms with no problem. Hell you tasted nearly everyone. I was just wondering when my turn was. I have a show that's needs the curtains opening if you know what I mean. *Winks*" Rainbow Burst says seductively.

"What the fuck happened to my life? Oh yeah.... I was born.... I am NOT fucking my own children.... Never, ever.... EEEEEEVER! I may have given your mother a good seeing too.... And those wonderful teets of hers.... *Drools*..... *Shakes myself back into reality*.... But I am not giving you that kinda treatment." I say as I cross my arms.

I look at Rainbow Burst to see that a puddle has began forming between her back legs.

"Oh fucking christ...." I groan as I pinch the bridge of my nose. "Can someone help me please?"

I look back at everyone who all have a small puddle between their legs.

"OH COME THE FUCK OOOOOOON!" I shout.

"Sure I'll 'come' and 'fuck on' anything you want." I hear Sammy's voice chuckle.

"NO!" I shout.

"Dad?" Gentleshy asks.

"Yes Gentleshy?" I sigh.

"I-I'm sorry I made a mess...." She whimpers.

"It's ok. Don't worry about it." I say as I stroke her mane.

She mumbles something then her cheeks turn bright red.

I manage to hold back an "Awww" at her cute display.

We all walk into the living room and the birthday girls all sit down next to their moms.

"Who wants their present first?" I ask.

"I'll take mine please!" Rainbow Burst says excitedly.

"Okay...." I mumble as I rummage through the pile of presents. "Fuck." I mumble.

"What's wrong Dad?" Rainbow Burst asks with a knowing look on her face.

"Nothing! I just think maybe you should get your present last so that.... Urm.... Your more excited for it!" I say sweating.

"You forgot didn't you?" Rainbow Burst asks.

"*Sigh* Yes.... Okay. Since I forgot tell me what you want and I'll get it for you tomorrow." I say as I rub the back of my head.

"Your dick." Rainbow Burst says bluntly.

"Nope."

"Your Cum."

"Nope."

"Rainbow Dash any suggestions?" I ask with a groan.

"Your dick?" Rainbow Dash replies.

"Nope."

"Your Cum."

"Nope."

"AppleJack please help me. What should I get her?" I ask sighing.

"Your dick." She replies with a smirk.

"Nope."

"Your cum."

"Nope."

"A dildo in the shape of your dick with a semen releasing attachment filled to the brim with your semen." She says proudly.

"Two questions.... A. How do you know that exists and B. Why the fuck would I put my semen in there when my DAUGHTER would use it. Oh shit a third question really quick! WHY THE FUCK WOULD I BUY MY DAUGHTER ANY DILDO IGNORING THE FACT IT WOULD BE IN THE SHAPE OF MY DICK!" I facepalm.

AppleJack nervously chuckles her face a bright red.

"Oh! Oh! I have an idea!" Pinkie says as she waves her hoof in the air.

"What crazy plan do you have now Pinkie?" I groan.

"A dildo in the shape of your dick with a semen releasing attachment filled to the brim with your semen AND..... AAAAAAAANNNNND a butt plug!" Pinkie says excitedly.

I groan and pinch the bridge of my nose.

"I think I'm the only one here not thinking of ways to impregnate my own daughter..... *Sigh* A present that doesn't involve anything sex related or has anything to do with me pulling my dick out...." I groan.

"You could eat her.... No no.... That's sex related.... Hmmm....." Rainbow Dash says as she rubs her chin.

"Oh for the love of god!" I groan.

"WAIT!" Luna says getting everyone's attention.

"What? Do you have an idea? I hope you do! You, Celestia and Twilight are the only hope I have." I say as I fall to my knees and start to beg.

"You could give her your dick, cum and then the dildo with the semen attachment filled with your cum along with the butt plug AAAAANNNNDDDD let Night Light join in!" Luna said proudly.

"So not just should I fuck Rainbow Burst and buy her sex toys involving my dick and semen.... You ALLLLSO want me to fuck Night Light too? Good GREEEEEAAAAAT idea! Fuck it! Hey Sammy you want it?!" I ask.

"Heeeeeell yeaaaaahh!" She fist pumps.

"I WAS BEING SARCASTIC! FUUUUUUUUUUUU!" I shout as I fall onto my stomach.

"I like you laying on your stomach. It reminds me of the time you where laying on the bed with your legs hanging over the edge...." Sweetie Belle says before being interrupted.

"Don't you dare finish the sentence!" I say pointing a finger at her.

"I was sucking your balls whilst you releasing load after load into Rarity's throat.... Ahhh..... What a night." She says as if remember a long lost memory.

"God damn it....." I say as I let my head hit the floor.

"Oh! Oh! That reminds me of the time that he came into me and then me and Scootaloo started making out! Then! Then he picked her up and ploughed her so hard that her mind went blank and she started to eat me out!" Rainbow Dash said excitedly.

"Fucking Ponies...." I sigh into the floor.

Author's Note

A little look into the sex life of Nathan.... An interesting one isn't it? Ah well! What did you think? It's been a long time coming but here's the update you've all been wanting! :yay:

Birthday Party Part 4!

"Oh! Oh! Don't forget the time that Me and Gentleshy sucked him off in his sleep!" Rainbow Burst said laughing.

"YOU DID WHAT!?" I shout.

I look up and see Rainbow Burst blushing and whistling.

"You AND Gentleshy?" I ask angrily.

"Yeah. I convinced her to join me." Rainbow Burst says finishing with an awkward laugh.

I look towards Gentlyshy who is looking at the ground as tears stream down her cheek and fall to the ground in a small puddle.

"I expected better from you Gentleshy." I say with a groan.

Gentleshy then starts bawling loudly, she then runs out of the room.

"Can you guys sort out Rainbow Bursts punishment while I go and sort out Gentleshy?" I ask as I stand back up.

"Sure." Rainbow Dash says approaching Rainbow Burst.

I then follow Gentleshy out of the room and follow the noise of her crying to my daughters bedroom. I knock on the door.

"I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" She cries out.

I sigh and open the door. Under the covers of her bed is Gentleshy shaking and crying. I walk towards her bed and pull back the covers.

"NO! Please! I'm sorry!" She cries as she jumps off of the bed and scrambled into the corner of the room and curls into a ball.

I walk towards Gentleshy. She looks up at me and starts to hyperventilate while crying. Every breathe she lets out is a squeak. I crouch down and touch her. She squeaks loudly as a puddle of piss starts to build up under her.

"Gentleshy.... Can we talk?" I ask as gently as I can.

"Daddy! I'm sorry please!" She cries.

"Shhhh. It's okay Gentleshy." I say as I pick her up as her pee dribbles onto my clothes.

I then pull her into a hug drenching myself. She hugs me back as she continues to bawl.

"I-I'm sorry Daddy!" She cries.

"I know sweetie. I know." I say as I stroke her mane.

Me and Gentleshy sat in the hug for what felt like an hour.

Gentleshy sniffles as she stops crying.

"Are you better now?" I ask.

"Y-Yeah.... S-Sorry about messing Dad...." She says as she sniffles.

"It's okay sweetie." I say as I give her a smile. "Shall I get you a bath started?"

"Y-Yes please...." She mumbles.

"Okay." I say as I put her back down on the floor.

I walk towards the bathroom and start running the bath.

"D-Dad...." Gentleshy mumbles behind me.

"Yes Gentleshy?" I ask.

"C-Can I have one more hug? P-Please?" She asks with a blush.

"Of course!" I say with a smile.

I crouch down and pull her into a hug.

"I love you." She mumbles.

"I love you too Sweetie." I say as I stroke her back.

I stand up and carry her over to the bath where I sit on the rim and hold her in my arms for a while.

After about 5 minutes the bath is filled and I turn taps off, bending my knees to make sure Gentleshy doesn't fall off of me.

"Come on Sweetie it's time for your bath." I say as i put her into the bath.

"Thanks Daddy." She says with a smile as she starts to splash in the water.

"Gentleshy.... You're meant to be cleaning yourself not playing in there." I say with a chuckle.

She blushes and hides behind her hooves.

"S-Sorry Dad." She squeaks.

"It's okay. Come on, I'll help you." I say as I grab a bottle of horse shampoo.

I squeeze it into my hands and start to clean Gentleshy's fur. Her fur is smooth and silky as if I was touching cotton. I start with her back and make sure to really rub the shampoo in, making sure to properly clean her. I then do her belly stopping just above her teats. I then pull my hands away and put a bit more shampoo on my hands before I start to work on her mane. I use my fingertips to massage her scalp and get her as clean as possible. I then grab the shower head and turn on the water flow. I then start washing off the suds and shampoo, I turn the shower off as the water is getting dangerously close to the brim of the bath. I then use my hands to scoop up water and finish off cleaning her. I let out a little bit of water so that it's no longer above Gentleshy's belly, it's now a little below her belly.

"Now Gentleshy. I'm gonna leave you so that you can wash your special area and tail. Just call my name and I'll come and get you." I say.

"Okay." She says as she smiles.

I leave the room and head back to the others.

"Have you guys decided on a punishment yet?" I sternly ask.

"Yes we have." Rainbow Dash says proudly.

"Well.... What is it?" I ask.

"I'm taking away her vibrator for a month." Rainbow Dash says as she puffs her chest out.

"When did she get one of those?" I ask with a groan.

"I bought her it at christmas." Luna smiles.

"Of course you did...." I sigh and pinch the bridge of my nose.

"I also told her she's not having the butt plug part of her present for a month as well." Rainbow Dash explains.

"SHE'S NOT GETTING A DILDO!" I groan.

"Mom said I could!" Rainbow Burst moaned.

"I don't care! You're not getting anything like that! Take a leaf out of AppleBuck!" I say as I point at the red pony next to AppleJack. "She doesn't rape me in my sleep! Nor does she want my dick or something in the shape of a dick!"

AppleBuck then hides a small book in her mane.

"Now.... Tell me what you want for your birthday that DOESN'T involve sex...." I groan.

"Not to be grounded?" She says happily.

"Ah fuck! Fine!" I sigh.

"WOOOO! Gimme dat Vibe! I'm gonna ride it so hard tonight!" She says with a hoof pump.

"I didn't need nor want to hear that. Anyway who's next?" I ask with a smile as I look at the raised hooves.

Birthday Party Part 5!

"Anyone seen Cheerilee? I haven't seen her all day." I ask as I scratch my head.

"Last time I saw her she was in her bedroom with Chrysalis between her legs." Luna answers.

"I asked where she was I didn't need to know that she and Chrysalis where 'wine' tasting." I say. "Anyway I'm gonna leave them to it, I don't need to see some hot.... steamy.... totally inappropriate lesbian action."

"Don't lie. We all know that you have a soft spot for lesbian sex. Or should I say a HARD spot." Celestia says with a giggle.

"It's not my fault two ladies going at it is hot. Most men agree with me." I say proudly.

"I don't know if that's something you should be proud of but whatever." Celestia says.

"Hey Adrian. Me and Fluttershy here don't mind giving you a show do we?" Rainbow Dash says with a smile.

"Oh my." Fluttershy says as she hides behind her mane.

"Seen it, jerked off to it AND joined in." I point out.

"Yeah but have you ever done me, Fluttershy AND Rainbow Burst?" She says with a raised eyebrow.

"No and I don't want to." I say with a sigh. "Why do you guys want me to fuck my kids so badly? It's wrong."

"Anyway I think it's time to hand out more presents. Where's Gentleshy?" Luna asks.

"Oh shit! I'll be right back!" I say as I run out of the room.

I run towards the bathroom and burst through the door. In the bathtub Gentleshy is playing with a rubber ducky.

"D-Daddy? W-What's wrong?" Gentleshy asks nervously.

"Nothing sweetie. Are you ready to open your presents?" I ask with a smile.

"Yay!" Gentleshy squeaks.

I pick her up out of the tub and put her on the ground, I then grab a towel off of the towel rack and start to dry her.

"What where you hoping to get for your birthday?" I ask.

"I-I really w-wanted a new diary.... O-One with a lock on it so Rainbow Burst can't open it anymore." She answers shyly.

"Has she been reading your Diary without your permission?" I ask.

"Y-Yeah." Gentleshy answers with a sniffle.

"Shh. It's okay Gentleshy I'll make sure she doesn't do it again." I say as I gently stroke her mane.

"R-Really?"

"Yes. Of course I will sweetie." I smile.

"ANYONE SEEN MY STRAP-ON?! I NEED IT! ME AND CHEERILEE ARE LOOKING TO DO SOME FUCKING!" Chrysalis's voice an be heard shouting.

"Dear god." I groan as I pinch the bridge of my nose.

"T-That was something E-Eh Daddy?" Gentleshy giggles.

"Yeah.... It sure was." I sigh then chuckle.

"NO BUT YOU CAN BORROW MINE! I USED IT LAST NIGHT ON SWEETIE BELLE BUT YOU WON'T MIND RIGHT?!" Scootaloo's voice shouts back.

"Oh come the fuck on...." I mumble.

"C-Can I go open my present now Daddy?" Gentleshy asks with puppy dog eyes.

"Of course you can. I'll meet you there." I smile.

1 Week later -

"Dad! Ah need yer 'elp!" AppleBuck shouts.

"What's up sugar cube?" I ask as I enter the room.

"Ah can't set up this gosh darn TV. Ah keep gettin' caught up in tha wires." She says with a pout.

"Leave it to me." I say as I help untangle AppleBuck.

After 20 minutes of helping AppleBuck I'm left tired and sweating a little from all of the exertion.

"There ya go." I pant. "All done."

"Thanks! Ah can finally watch mah own shows fer once!" AppleBuck says happily.

She then trots over to her bed and plugs a pair of headphones into the TV and watches whatever's on.

'It's getting close to bed time. I should get showered up and ready for bed.' I think to myself as I leave the room and head towards the bathroom.

I get undressed and enter get in the shower.

"Sup."

"WHAT THE FUCK!" I shout as I jump back in terror.

"Ow my ears."

"RAINBOW BURST! GET OUT!" I shout angrily.

"But I was here first you pervert! You tried to sneak in with me and I caught you! You should get out!" She shouts back angrily.

"Oh shit you where here first! Oh fuck fuck fuck!" I say in a panic.

"But since your here I know something we could do." She says with a sultry smile.

"Mommy...." I squeak.

"I'll be your Mommy if you'll be my Daddy." She smirks.

I run out of the shower only to have my feet grabbed.

"HEEELP! DEAR GOD HELP ME!" I shout as I scratch at the floor.

"Don't worry. I'll help you." Rainbow Burst moans.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

30 Minute Later -

"God I've never cum so hard and so many times in my life." Rainbow Burst says with a giggle. "How was it for you Dad?.... Dad?"

I'm curled up into a ball shaking.

"Stop overreacting. I know you liked this tightness." She says proudly.

"I just got raped.... What the fuck is going on? Why can I not just have a normal family that doesn't want me juicing there insides.... Fucking Ponies." I mumble.

"We need to do that again sometime soon." She winks. "See you later."

Author's Note

Well that happened. What do you guys think? The weirdness isn't stopping anytime soon! :ajsmug:

Unwelcome Return

"AAAAAHHHHHH!" A woman's scream wakes me, Fluttershy and her fillies up.

"Oh fuck no.... I recognise that voice." I groan to myself as I stumble out of bed.

I put on a pair of jeans and rush out of the room nearly tripping over my own feet.

"ADRIAAAAAAN!" I hear the voice scream.

"Oh fuck! Wait! Wait! I can explain!" I shout as I sprint down the stairs.

"YOU BETTER!" The voice screams.

I trip over the last step and do a forward roll before stopping on my face.

"WHAT ARE THESE ANIMALS DOING HERE!" The voice screams.

A woman walks in front of me shortly followed by a tall man.

"Wait Mom, Dad I can explain all of this!" I panic.

"I'm listening." My Dad says in a stern voice.

"Adrian dear! Are you okay? I heard you fall." Celestia's voice asks from the top of the stairs.

"Is that a girl you have up there Adrian?" My dad looks at me with an impressed face.

"He better not!" My Mom growls.

"Yeah! There better not be a girl up there!" My Dad's happiness is quickly changed with false anger.

"Oh her? That's my *cough* one of my girlfriends." I say nervously.

"ONE OF?!" Both of my parents shout.

"*Giggles* Yeah, there's a few of us here." Celestia says as she steps out in front of my parents.

"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THAT! IS THAT A TALKING DOG! WHAT THE FUCK! KILL IT!" My Mom screams in terror.

"No Mom *facepalms* she's a Pony, and no, no one is killing anyone." I say with a groan.

"What a.... Nice? Mother you have Adrian." Celestia giggles.

"So.... You.... Fuck animals now Adrian?" My Dad asks as he scratches his chin.

"Technically in our view of what animals are then... Yes? I mean she's sentient. I don't know. Is that how it works?" I ask myself.

"Honey.... STOP FUCKING ANIMALS!" My Mom growls.

"That's rather rude. I am NOT some animal! I am a lady.... A magnificent lady. A beautiful lady." I hear Rarity say as she enters the room with a pout on her face.

"Adrian you're grounded!" My mom shouts.

"Bitch.... No.... Just no...." I say with a facepalm.

"Did you just call me 'Bitch'? young man I'll beat your ass in front of your dogs." My mom growls.

"I'm fucking 41! You can't tell me what to do you old hag. Anyway how're you doing today Dad?" I ask nonchalantly

"I'm good thanks. So how many girlfriends do you have?" My Dad asks.

"Hmmm.... Well there's Celestia, Luna, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Twilight Sparkle, Rarity, AppleJack, Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo..... So I guess there's ten." I say with a shrug.

"Wow.... Okay well.... How many of them are animals?" My Dad asks with a nervous look on his face.

"All of them." I say nonchalantly

"So.... What's put you off of humans? Did something happen?" My Dad asks.

"Nothing, I still like women. It's just I hit it off with these gals first." I say with a proud smile.

"As long as there isn't some ridiculous amount of kids I guess that's fair.... Can you even have kids?" My Dad asks.

"DAAAAAAD!"

"Ah fuck...." I facepalm.

"So you CAN have kids? How many do you have?" He asks with a weird look on his face.

"Twenty one. *cough* *cough*"

"HOW MANY?!" My Dad shouts.

"I have twenty one children...." I repeat.

"Son.... I can't be a Grandad to TWENTY ONE CHILDREN!" My Dad shouts as he falls to his knees.

"I was a DAD to Twenty One at the age of 23! I have had it ALOT harder then you." I point out angrily.

"I guess you have." My Dad nervously chuckles.

"Yes AppleBuck?!" I shout up the stairs.

I then jog up the stairs and enter the girls room. On her bed AppleBuck is panting with a dildo between her legs.

"D-Dad can explain." AppleBuck moans as she pulls the dildo out.

"I don't need nor want to know. I'm just gonna pretend this never happened okay?"

"Y-Yes Dad." AppleBuck nervously chuckles.

"Grandma and Grandad are here AppleBuck. Do you want to see them?" I ask with a smile.

"Absolutely! Family is tha most important thing in the world! Ah would give anything to meet Grandma and Grandpa!" AppleBuck jumps off of the bed and runs down the stairs.

I quickly follow behind her.

"Grandma! Grandpa!" AppleBuck shouts when she gets to the bottom of the stairs.

"GRANDKIDS!" I hear my Mom shout happily.

"Grandma!" AppleBuck shouts as she runs around the corner.

"Pony Grandkids?" I hear my Mom ask.

I follow behind AppleBuck and see my Mom happily hugging AppleBuck.

"It's amazing that Ah get ta meet ya Grandma!" AppleBuck says excitedly.

"You're such an adorable little kid!" My Mom says happily.

"They're called Fillies. I was kind of hoping for at least one colt but I wouldn't swap any of the little fillies I have." I say with a smile.

"Honey I think I may have been too quick to judge. Now that I've seen these little cuties I think I'm okay with this." My Mom says as she squeezes AppleBuck in a tight hug. "But don't think you're not in trouble still!"

"I think you'll find that I'm the one in charge of this house Mom. You being in charge stopped after you left me and Sammy to fend for ourselves." I say with a cocky smile.

"What's with that smile?" My Mom growls.

"Get out of my house. I'm not letting you run out on more kids. These beautiful little fillies deserve some consistency in their lives and you AREN'T consistence. So. I'll say it one more time. Get out of my house. Dad is fine. You? You can fuck off." I say with smirk.

"How DARE YOU!" My Mom shouts as she slaps me across the face.

"Get out. I don't want trash like you in here." I say with a growl.

"This isn't over Adrian! They're my Grandkids and I demand to see them!" My Mom shouts.

My Dad then grabs my Mom by her shoulders and leads her out of the house.

"Dad, why where ya bein' nasty to ya Mom?" AppleBuck asks.

"She let me down when I needed her. I looked after everyone here without them for 20 years. Fuck her. We don't need them." I answer as I ruffle her mane.

Author's Note

What did you think? I know it took forever so make sure to read the blog post I linked at the under this for my reason why. I hope you enjoyed the chapter! Let's add another character! What character should be thrust into this mess next? ;)

https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/742041/my-reason-for-the-decrease-in-updates-and-new-stories

That's not wood..... That's a log!

"Well.... Today had a weird start. I never expected to see them return." I think out loud.

"Why did ya Mom leave?" AppleBuck asks with a look of confusion. "Ain't family meant to stick together?"

"That's not important. What is important is taking your 'toy' away before more weird shit happens." I say with a smirk.

"Aw come on! It was an accident! You wheren't meant ta hear anything." She explains.

"I think that last part is quite obvious.... Unless you like that kinda.... Thing." I point out. "Anyway I need to go see how everyone's doing. Also we need to decide who's making breakfast. You know? The good shit. Not like Rainbow Dash's burncakes.... Never again."

"That was food?! Ah thought that the bottom of tha pan fell out and we had ta eat that." AppleBuck says with a smirk.

"Don't let her hear you saying that AppleBuck, she'll probably make us eat some." I chuckle.

I give AppleBuck a smile before turning around and heading towards the kitchen.

"So Fluttershy.... How big was the morning wood?" I hear Rainbow Dash ask.

"I-I don't know.... I d-d-didn't exactly look...." I hear Fluttershy answer with a gulp.

"Dad?" AppleBuck asks.

'Dear god no....' I think to myself in a panic.

"Yes AppleBuck?" I answer with a nervous laugh.

"What's morning wood?" She asks.

I sigh before answering.

"Well you see, sometimes when a guy wakes up he has an erection. I don't know why it happens, nor do I care enough to really research it but someone somewhere will know."

"Like you have right now?" She asks.

I look down and I see nice tent being pitched. It's a nice sized tent and I should be proud but I'm too busy freaking out at the fact that my parents AND my children saw me walking around with a tent pitched so strongly that the fabric might rip if I move wrong.

"My god....." I gulp.

She pokes my tent.

"So that's what ya used on ma Mom." She says in facination as she gives it a gentle poke.

"WHAT THE FUCK! NO! DON'T TOUCH IT!" I say as I slap her hand away and cover my junk with my hands.

"Jeez. Ah don't get why it's such a bad thing that ah touched ya junk." She mumbles.

"What am I too you?" I ask with a serious face.

"Hot." She answers immediately.

I lift my hands and pinch the bridge of my nose with my left hand and rub the back of my head with my right.

"That's not what I meant. Am I your friend? Family? Or just some random person?" I ask with a sigh.

"Yer mah Dad." She says proudly.

"That's why it's wrong to touch my dick." I groan.

She touches my tent again, this time she grabs it before letting go then running up the stairs giggling. I look at my dick in pure shock.

'I mean weirder shit has happened to me.... But I never expected her to do that.... WAIT! That's the problem! I'm NOT expecting it. I clearly should be expecting it because FUCKING WHY NOT!' I shout in my head.

"I CAN SEE THE SIZE OF THE MORNING WOOD! AND BOY IS IT A DOOZY!" Rainbow Dash shouts from the kitchen.

I sigh before heading towards the kitchen.

"Why are you shouting that?" I ask as I enter the kitchen.

"I got caught in the moment. But I just gotta make sure that the girls here know one incredibly important thing." Rainbow Dash answers as she points a hoof at the other ponies behind her.

"And what would that be?" Rarity asks with a nervous look.

"Adrian here doesn't have morning wood." Rainbow Dash say as she points a hoof at me.

"Then what DOES he have?" Twilight asks as she grabs a notepad and pencil from the countertop.

"He's got what I like to call. Morning LOG. Get it? It's bigger and harder then morning wood." Rainbow Dash answers proudly, as if she just came up with an incredibly ingenious name for my morning wood.

"What? That's stupid." I groan.

"Your just saying that because your embarassed that you've been walking around with a log in your shorts." Rainbow Dash winks.

"Your parents saw it Adrian.... Imagine what they thought...." Rarity says with a highly dramatic fake faint.

"That might explain why they asked if I fuck you guys.... It could also explain why my Mom was so pissed off...." I mumble as realisation struck me.

"Just about everyone has seen you with a log now Adrian." Rainbow Burst says with a smirk. "But not all where lucky enough to taste where they Gentleshy?"

"Meep! P-p-please s-stop bringing th-that up.... Daddy I-I'm really s-s-s-sorry that I did that." Gentleshy sniffles.

"It's in the past now. Can we get some breakfast? I'm starving and I've had a disaster of a morning." I groan as I pull out a chair and sit at the kitchen table.

"I-I-I can make s-s-something. I-If you w-want that is." Gentleshy says as a strong blush starts to form on her face.

"Sure, maybe Mommy can help you if you want." I say with a smile.

"N-No thank y-you.... I w-wanted to make i-i-it all by m-myself. If that's okay of c-course." Gentleshy whimpers.

"Of course it is. I'll leave you to it then sweetie." I say with a hint of pride.

"D-Daddy?" Gentleshy asks.

"Yes?" I ask back.

"Can you h-help me with th-th-the cut-ting. *gulp*. I-If that's okay of course." She asks on the verge of tears.

"Of course I can. What would you like cutting?" I ask.

"I-I don't want th-the suprise to be r-ruined.... C-Can you p-put this on please" She asks with a whimper.

She hands me a pure black blindfold.

"Um... Sure... I guess..." I answer with slight hesitance.

I grab the blindfold and take a quick glance at Gentleshy and see her with a small smile on her face as she's grabbing ingredients and putting them onto the countertop.

'Well. Let's get this over with.'

I gulp and put the blindfold on. A few seconds later I can feel something wooden being put into my hand, it feels like a handle of some sort.

'Well.... I don't want to dissapoint Gentleshy.'

Author's Note

What did you think? I know that it's been a while but here. I hope you enjoy it.

Y Tho?

After a few seconds of taking deep breaths and readying myself for cutting stuff while blindfolded I feel something push against my crotch.

"You did not just what I think you did." I groan.

"Y-Yes she d-did." Gentleshy's voice confirms.

I take of my blindfold and look down at my crotch, pressing against my crotch from between my legs is a blue hoof.

"Rainbow Burst...." I groan.

"NOPE!" A voice shouts frem a different room.

I look behind me and see Rainbow Dash trying to hold in her laughter.

"Really? While I'm around the kids?" I ask with a groan.

"I don't mind if they watch.... Or join in." Rainbow Dash says with a wink.

"I should've kept you away from Sammy when you first came here.... I've been trying to tell you this for I've forgotten how many years. Incest isn't accepted." I explain.

"Oh I know but I won't tell if you don't." She says with a smirk.

"D-Daddy?"

"Yes GentleShy?" I ask in reply.

"I-Is wanting to kiss a family member bad?" GentleShy asks.

"Yes." I quickly answer.

"I-I'm sorry for being bad Daddy." GentleShy whimpers.

"I'd rather have you want to kiss a family member then have sex with a family member." I groan.

"Th-Then can I-I h-have a.... A... K-Kiss Daddy?" GentleShy asks nervously.

"If I give you one will you promise not to ever ask for one again?" I ask in return.

She looks towards the ground with a blush and nods her head.

"God damnit." I mumble under my breath.

After a few seconds GentleShy looks back up at me and closes her eyes. I take a deep breath and sigh before I press my lips against GentleShy's, after about three seconds I try to pull away only to have my head pushed back into place. I look at my right cheek and see a blue hoof. I grab it and try to push it away only for it's grip on my head to tighten. After a few more seconds I see GentleShy's forearms snake over my shoulders and pull herself closer to my till our chest are touching. I can feel her tongue lightly press against my lips as soon as I feel her do this I clinch my lips together as tight as I can, as soon as I do this I feel someone pull my hair causing my mouth to open in pain, as soon as I open my mouth GentleShy's tongue slides into my mouth. After a few seconds I can hear the sounds of mutliple hoofsteps come into the room. GentleShy continues to kiss me in front of who ever just entered the kitchen. I can feel multiple pairs of eyes watching the forced kiss happen. After a few more seconds GentleShy pulls her face away from mine leaving a trail of saliva connecting us.

"Wow...." I hear Rainbow Dash's voice say to my right. "I let go after I pulled your hair you know? You could've just pulled away." Rainbow Dash smirks.

I look towards Rainbow Dash causing the trail of saliva to break.

"You're kidding right?" I ask in a panic.

"She's right. When I came in you two where kissing like lovers. I'm happy that you've embraced this idea Adrian, you have to remember you're the only male we'll ever see so it's only fair that they go to love. Even if it is a.... Weird love...." Celestia explains.

"Now that's a dilemma and a half. Do I never let them experience love? Or do I let them experience love even though it's weird as fuck, illegal as fuck and once again for added effect, weird as fuck." I ask.

"I believe it's only fair that they get to experience love. But then again I've never heard of this being a problem before." Celestia answers.

"Sup bitches!" Mark shouts as his head pops out of the sink flange.

"EEK!" A high pitched scream leaves my mouth.

"Right, two things that need to be talked about. Number one is 'Why is Mark in the sink?' Number two 'What was that girly scream Adrian?'" Rainbow Dash finishes with a snicker.

"Keep yucking it up, I'll get you back someday Lamebow Dash." I shoot back.

"Hey! I'm the coolest there is! I'm not Lame!" Rainbow Dash says defensively.

"We'll call that even."

"Whatever." Rainbow Dash snaps.

Rainbow Dash then walks out of the kitchen in a huff.

"Are you winding Rainbow Dash up again Adrian? You know what she get's like when she's in a mood." Rarity points out as she steps into the kitchen.

"She started it, it's not my fault she can't handle being made fun of." I answer with a grin.

"Right.... How's breakfast coming along? A lady like myself needs a healthy breakfast to keep my coat nice and shiny." Rarity says proudly.

"I-It's going w-well auntie Rarity." GentleShy answers.

"I'm proud of you GentleShy darling. I hope Daddy Adrian isn't causing you any problems is he?" Rarity asks.

"Why would I cause problems?"

"N-No, he's just been stood next to me." GentleShy answers with a blush.

"You just missed something I know you'd have loved." Celestia says to Rarity.

"What did I miss?" Rarity asks.

"One of the most passionate kisses I've ever seen." Celestia says with a titter.

"Really? I missed it? I always miss the good stuff." Rarity asks pouts.

"Why not show her what she missed Adrian?" Celestia asks.

"N...." I try to answer only to be cut off.

"I-I would l-like t-to do i-it a-again.... B-but D-Daddy doesn't w-want to." GentleShy answers.

"Adrian I'll do you a deal. You redo the kiss and I'll do all the chores for the rest of the week." Rarity offers.

"You have no idea of the chores I do, do you?" I ask.

"No but I'll do them." She answers.

GentleShy looks up at me with hope in her eyes.

"Fine...." I groan in defeat. "But this is the last time for real."

I see GentleShy's eyes start to sparkle in excitement. I compose myself to kiss my own daughter for the entertainment of a mare who seems a bit too excited for this to happen. After a few seconds me and GentleShy share another kiss, this time I let GentleShy do as she pleases and don't try to pull away, leading to a kiss that was pretty much the exact same as last time.

"Ooooo! I love it!" Rarity swoons. "Oh how I wish I could kiss like that. She has a real talent for it."

After about a minute we seperate, another trail of saliva connecting us. I look over to Rarity causing the trail of saliva to once again break.

"D-Daddy I-I think I'm f-falling for you s-some m-m-m-more." GentleShy stutters.

"Accept her love, Accept her love, Accept her love." Rarity and Celestia quitely chant to themselves.

Author's Note

What should Adrian do? Vote now!

Type "A" in the comments for him to start accepting his daughters love.

Type "B" for him to say no.

The choice is yours! Mainly because it takes so long to write/rewrite these fucking chapters so I'm doing this so you have something to do while I start the next chapter.

Acceptance

"God damnit." I groan as I pinch the bridge of my nose.

"I-It's okay D-Daddy. No matter w-what you do I'll al-always love you." GentleShy whimpers.

"Accept her love, Accept her love, Accept her love." Rarity and Celestia continue to chant.

"Okay, okay. Fine, I accept your love GentleShy. I accept all of my other *shudder* daughters love."

"YES!" Rarity and Celestia shout.

"What's going on in here?" A small brown filly with a purple and pinkie mane and tail like Sweetie Belle's.

"Oh hey Sugar Belle how are you doing?" I ask.

"I'm good thanks, so, what happened in here?" Sugar Belle asks in return.

"Adrian decided to accept his daughters love!" Rarity answers excitedly.

"Right...."

"It's true Sugar Belle. He even kissed GentleShy!" Celestia explains excitedly.

"Yeah, right." Sugar Belle says with a giggle. "Of coooourse he did."

"Adrian prove it." Celestia commands.

"No." I immediately answer.

"What? Why not?" Celestia asks.

"Because I don't want to spend the entirety of today kissing GentleShy." I answer with a sigh.

"We can go get Rainbow Burst or AppleBuck in here for you if you want." Rarity says with a smile.

"It's fine, I'll give GentleShy a QUICK peck on the lips. God you guys are near insatiable." I grumble.

"Yay! A-Another kiss f-f-from Daddy! I-I f-f-f-feel like I'm d-dreaming." GentleShy mumbles with a quiet giggle at the end.

I let out a quiet sigh and gently peck GentleShy on the lips.

"I guess it's true then, well watch out for Rainbow Burst. You know what she's like about you." Sugar Belle says before leaving the room.

"Oh fuck." I groan.

"Did someone mention fuck?" Rainbow Burst asks as she runs into the room.

"God damnit."

"Hey guess what Bursty!" Rarity shouts excitedly.

"What?" Rainbow Burst asks as she stop running.

"Adrian is gonna start accepting your love!" Rarity says excitedly.

"Shit really?" Rainbow Burst shouts.

"Yeah!" Rarity giggles.

"Awesome." Rainbow Burst says as she looks into my eyes and licks her lips.

"Oh god."

"I'll have you shouting 'oh god' tonight Dad." Rainbow Burst winks.

"Hearing you say Dad after that makes me feel weird."

"Well I'm going to make you make up for all those times you told me off for showing my love to you." Rainbow Burst says as she shakes her butt.

"You love saying and doing stuff like that don't you?" I ask with a groan.

"I'll love 'doing' you more." She answers with a smirk. "I've got to head back into the front room as I was supposed to help FlutterShy find the other Shy sisters. How about a kiss goodbye?"

"Fine." I sigh.

She waves me over with her wings, I crouch down and she wraps her wings around me as tightly as possible.

"Don't worry, I'll be gentle tonight." She mumbles.

She then gently kisses me on the lips, she starts to poke my lips with her tongue, I open my mouth a little and let her tongue slide into my mouth. It's long and rough, it feels really nice as it rubs against the insides of my mouth. I can feel her right wing slide down my back and start to come round to the front of my body. She then slides down to my crotch and under my boxers, she then grabs my still slightly hard penis. She then pulls her lips away from mine. She gives one slow stroke to my penis.

"I was lieing. I'm going to dominate you tonight." She says witha giggle.

She then seperates us and heads back into the living room.

"Would you guys be upset if I ran away and lived in a different country?" I ask.

"Yes/Incredibly/P-Please d-don't D-Daddy." The three ponies in the kitchen answer.

"Life is about to get a whole lot more fucking weird." I groan.

"I-I'm sorry Daddy." GentleShy whimpers.

"It's okay Gen, I don't mind you, it's the others I'm scared of. Like you said, you just want to kiss me.... The others?... They don't all think like that and won't stop at just that." I point out.

"Wait a minute.... We need to decide who's going to be the main of your daughter herd." Celestia points out.

"Like we did with FlutterShy?" I ask. "Oh and before I forget what you said, never call it my 'daughter herd' again."

"Yeah, your daughter herd will also need a head mare. Well, filly in this case." Celestia answers.

"You just ignored me then didn't you?" I grumble.

"W-What does a head f-filly do?" GentleShy asks.

"You know how your Mommy always sleeps in my bed with me?"

"Yeah." GentleShy answers.

"She's the head mare of the original herd so she gets to sleep in my bed with me and will also get a little bit more attention than the others. Not much more I should add." I explain.

"I-I really want to be head f-filly." GentleShy grumbles. "I-I want to sleep next to you Daddy.... Is.... Is it bad that I want to cuddle and k-kiss you at night Daddy?"

"Yes and no." I answer with a sigh. "Yes because I'm your Dad but no because we gave up on that and I guess I'm over it."

"You have a lot of competition Gennie." Celestia points out.

"I-I'll win. I want to c-cuddle with D-Daddy at night!" GentleShy 'shouts'.

"You very rarely shout Gen, it's weird that of all things to shout it's that."

"I-I've waited s-so long for D-Daddy to be okay w-with my l-l-l-love for him that I-I can't ssstand it anymore." GentleShy stutters.

"I've got a decision to make then.... I'll tell you my answer tomorrow."

"D-Daddy.... C-Can I sleep w-with you t-tonight? E-Even though I'm n-not head filly?" GentleShy asks.

"Of course, one more night before I decide." I answer with a smile.

GentleShy smiles happily back.

"Gennie, I hope you stay this cute all your life." Rarity says happily.

GentleShy blushes and hides behind her tail.

"Her innocence makes her absolutely heart meltingly adorable." Celestia says with a smile.

GentleShy starts to shake.

"Come on now, you know how GentleShy gets when you compliment her too much."

"Hehe, sorry." Celestia says awkwardly.

"I-It's okay Auntie Cel." GentleShy mumbles from behind her tail.

Author's Note

Another weird chapter where nothing makes sense. Anyway who should be head filly? I don't think it's fair if I get to decide since it's clear who my favourite is. XD I think my profile picture gives that away. #GentleShyIsBestFilly #IWannaMarryGentleShy #WhoUsesHashtagsAnymore? #PleaseHelpICan'tStop #:raritydespair:

GentleShy's Day

"Ah ha! GentleShy you just helped me so much right now!" I say excitedly.

"I-I did?" GentleShy asks.

"I'm going to give everyone a trial day! They got one day to show me why they should be head filly. Ew still gross to say." I answer.

"I like that idea. Who's going first?" Rarity asks.

"It might as well be GentleShy. She was going to sleep with me tonight so I guess today will be her day." I point out.

"O-Oh, I'll show you why I should be head filly Daddy!" GentleShy says excitedly.

"It still sounds weird hearing you say that."

"D-Daddy let's c-cuddle!" GentleShy says excitedly with an excited jig.

"I didn't expect you to be so.... Excited?"

"I-I get to l-love Daddy like I've w-wanted to for so l-long." GentleShy as she stops her dance and starts to blush heavily.

"Why do you have to be so cute?" I ask as I ruffle her mane.

"Eep." GentleShy squeaks.

"Where do you want to cuddle then GentleShy?" I ask.

"Hmm.... The c-couch in the f-front room?" GentleShy asks nervously.

"Sure." I answer with a smile.

"Can M-M-Mommy join?" GentleShy asks.

"Urm, sure?"

"Yay!" GentleShy squeaks.

I smile and shake my head.

"Do you want to do it now?" I ask.

"Y-Yeah!" GentleShy answers with a stutter.

GentleShy then runs out of the room and towards Fluttershy. I walk towards the couch in my living room and lay down on it, back to the seats. A few seconds later I can hear two sets of footsteps.

"Where do I go Gennie?" Fluttershy asks.

"N-Next to Daddy!" GentleShy says as she points to the side of the couch with the cushions.

"That's going to be a squeeze." Fluttershy mumbles.

I slide a little closer to the edge, leaving enough room for Fluttershy to squeeze in. Fluttershy then climbs over me and onto the couch, she then lays down on her back like I am and lays her tail over her crotch.

"I never thought we'd be doing this Fluttershy." I say as I look at Fluttershy,

"Neither did I." Fluttershy replies with a blush.

As soon as Fluttershy finishes a sentence a weight then starts to climb onto my stomach. I look towards the weight and see GentleShy wobbling on my stomach. A few moments pass by of GentleShy shakily standing on me before she finally starts to lay down. She does a quick spin on my stomach and then starts to step onto Fluttershy. She then lays down, the top half of her lieing across my stomach and her bottom half laying across Fluttershy's stomach.

"D-Daddy?" GentleShy mumbles.

"Yes Gennie?"

"C-C-Can I have a k-kiss? P-p-p-p-p-p-please?" GentleShy asks while shaking.

"Of course." I answer as gently as possible.

GentleShy then starts to crawl her way up to my face, she then plants a soft peck onto my lips. It was a feeling I'll never forget, not like I'd ever want to forget it.

"I l-love you D-Daddy." GentleShy whispers to me.

"I love you too sweetie." I reply with a smile.

"And I love you both." Fluttershy says with a smile as she snuggles into my side.

"This part of my life I am one hundred percent okay with." I say with a content sigh.

"GentleShy shouldn't be the only one getting kisses from you, if you don't mind that is." Fluttershy finishes with a blush.

"All you have to do is ask for one." I say with a smile.

I then lean my head over to Fluttershy's and peck her on the lips. It had a similar feeling to GentleShy's lips, only they felt slightly rougher. A sign of Fluttershy ageing.

"I wish that we never aged Adrian." Fluttershy mumbles.

"If we never aged then the time we spend together now would mean less. We wouldn't cherish these memories as closely."

"You're right." Fluttershy whimpers.

"It's okay, I'll love you no matter what happens." I assure Fluttershy.

Fluttershy looks at me with a smile.

"Well ain't that somethin' sweeter than a barrel full a honey." A southern voice rings cheerfully from my right.

I look towards the voice and see Applejack looking at us with a large smile.

"How are you doing AJ?" I ask.

"Ah'm mighty fine Adrian thanks fer askin'." Applejack answers.

"Auntie Applejack!" GentleShy 'shouts' happily.

"Howdy there lil shy. How ya doin'?" Applejack asks.

"I-I'm good thanks." GentleShy answers.

"Ah'm mighty glad ta hear it." Applejack says happily. "Well Ah didn't mean ta interupt ya, Ah was only saying how cute ya'll where bein'. Ah'll leave ya to it."

"Bye Auntie Apple." GentleShy waves goodbye.

"It's rude to not stand up when talking to someone GentleShy." I point out.

"I-I'm sorry D-Daddy I really a-am." GentleShy mumbles.

GentleShy then curls herself into a ball that spreads across me and Fluttershy.

"It's okay Gennie, at least you know." I say as I gently stroke GentleShy's mane.

Me, GentleShy and Fluttershy spent the entire day just cuddling on the couch, we only got up to eat and go to the bathroom.

"It's getting late, we should probably head to bed." I point out to the Shy's.

"That's true." Fluttershy mumbles.

"Let's sl-sleep together, Just us th-three." GentleShy says with a yawn.

"We can do that, right Flutters?" I ask.

"Of course we can." Fluttershy answers with a smile.

I pick up GentleShy in my arms, then stand up, Fluttershy stands up a few seconds after. I then start to carry GentleShy towards my bedroom, Fluttershy a few steps behind us the whole time. When we arrive at my bedroom door I dexterously balance GentleShy in one arm and use the other arm to open the door. I then slide into the bedroom followed by Fluttershy who closes the door behind us. I look back at Fluttershy and nod my head towards the bed. She then walks over to the bed and lifts the blanket up revealing Rainbow Burst asleep with a dildo between her legs.

"God damnit." I sigh.

I can't help myself, I quitely chuckle at the sight of Rainbow Burst.

"Gotta get that Dad dick. *snore*" Rainbow Burst mumbles in her sleep.

"And there goes the cuteness factor." I groan.

I slide GentleShy into the bed next to Rainbow Burst, I then get undressed and slide in myself. Fluttershy slides into bed after giving me a happy smile. I can feel two weights start to crawl towards me. I look under the blanket and see GentleShy and Rainbow Burst crawling towards me in their sleep. They then crawl on top of me and both curl into little balls, one on my stomach and the other on my chest. I force a sigh out and smile at the ceiling.

"What a crazy life I have.... I wouldn't change it for anything." I mumble to myself.

Author's Note

It was really difficult to write this chapter. I just aren't feeling the chapter writing love in me at the moment. Now don't go fretting! I will still be writing chapters and I will still be putting effort into them!

What do you think? What did you like and what didn't you like? I love to hear what you guys are thinking to the stories.

A Forgetful Father

I can feel a familiar sensation spread across my lips. I slowly open my still tired eyes, hoping to see what was giving me the sensation. For a few seconds my vision is blurred. I blink a few times hoping to unblur my vision.

"Come on D-Daddy, It's t-time to wake up." GentleShy's voice giggles.

"GentleShy? What time is it?" I ask with a groan.

"It's s-s-six in the morning, w-wake up l-lazy." GentleShy giggles.

"Why are you waking me up at six in the morning? I'm not a miner, I don't have any reason to wake up at six." I yawn.

"Y-you never spent the f-full day with me y-yesterday.... E-even though it w-w-w-was my day.... I don't w-want any o-of the others t-to miss out o-on some t-time with you." GentleShy answers.

"I guess that's true.... *YAWN* Let me get up and dressed then."

GentleShy climbs off of me and excitedly runs out of my bedroom.

I sit up and lazily run my hand through my hair. I look to my left and see Fluttershy still a sleep with a calm smile spread across her cheeks. I smile and carefully climb out of bed and get ready for the upcoming day.

------------ One Hour Later ------------

"So who's day is it today? You've got quite the selection to pick from." Rarity asks as we sit at the table eating our breakfasts.

"Hmmm.... I was thinking of it maybe being Solisia." I answer as I use my spoon to scoop a mouthfull of cereal.

"Celestia's daughter? Not a bad choice Adrian. First GentleShy, the cutest of the fillies. Then you pick Solisia. You truly have a great taste in fillies." Rarity says as she wipes her mouth with a napkin.

"That's one of the weirder things I've heard.... 'You have a great taste in children' is basically what you just said." I sigh.

"Where we come from all love is accepted as long as the love goes both ways. Love is an amazing thing darling, love can create anything yet at the same time it can also destroy anything." Rarity explains.

"So what you're saying is a ninety year old stallion can love a 1 month old filly and vice versa?" I ask.

"Adrian, we ponies may encourage love but like I said before, all love is accepted as long as the love goes both ways. As soon as a filly or colt starts to feel that special connection that love creates then they are able to give love. If they didn't know what love was then you can't give it, meaning the love does NOT go both ways. Are you starting to get it Adrian?" Rarity asks back.

"A different society with different societal norms will always seem weird to another society." I answer.

"Like your hatred of incest. To us it's baffling, when a pony loves a different pony we don't get caught up in if they're related or not." Rarity explains.

"What about the birth defects? Incest causes birth defects." I point out.

"Not for us. Some families have gone through generations of incest and not had a single thing wrong with them. Quite a bit of canterlot are families that have been having incestual relationships for as long as anyone can remember." Rarity explains as she stirs a cup of tea.

"I heard you'll be picking Solisia for today. Now don't worry, I know what you're doing, Rarity explained it to me during our mares night in." Celestia giggles.

"Yeah, I feel really bad for her to be honest. I've barely spent any time with her so I wanted to spend a bit of time with her, so I picked her for today."

"I'm glad you're finally getting to her. She's been really depressed lately." Celestia explains.

"I'll have to make today as special as possible for her to make up for it." I say as I drop my spoon into the bowl of cereal. "I have a bit of planning to do so I'll skip the rest of my breakfast."

"Would you like me to go wake up Solisia?" Celestia asks.

"Yeah, she'll need a good breakfast. Can someone take care of that while I get everything ready?" I ask.

"I'll do it. You go get ready for the day." Rarity happily answers.

"Thanks Rarity, I owe you for this." I say as I jog out of the kitchen, through the living room and up the stairs towards my bedroom.

As I jog through the door I notice that Fluttershy and Rainbow Burst have already left. I quickly sit down on the end of my bed and start to think about 'What should we do?' and 'What should I wear?' like when I was preparing dates for their mothers.

"God, what a mess I was back then.... I've barely changed at all." I mumble to myself with a smile.

After a few minutes of thinking of the different dates I could take her on and what I should wear I decide that I was going to take a huge risk with her, she deserved it.

"Dad? Mom said you wanted to talk to me." A monotone voice mumbles from my doorway.

"Solisia? Are you okay?" I ask as I jump to my feet and rush over to her.

"I've missed you dad, I've been so lonely." Solisia sadly mumbles.

I pull her into a hug.

"I'm so sorry, really I am."

"Dad.... Are you going to forget about me again?" Solisia asks as a tear falls down her face.

"I've been a terrible father to you Solisia, I was always too busy with the others to be there for you. It may not mean much to you now but you will always be one of my top priorities. No matter what." I mumbles into her ear.

"One of.... I know you can't promise me that I'll be your top.... But I can't help but feel sad about being 'one of your top priorities'. I guess that's just my selfish side coming out." Solisia mumbles.

"Be selfish Solisia, you deserve it after what I've done to you." I tell her as I start to sway with her in my arms.

Solisia flops her head into my chest.

"Dad.... Please don't forget me again." Solisia cries, her tears dampen my shirt.

"I won't.... I promise."

Author's Note

What did you think to the new chapter?

I hope you liked it!

Solisia's Date Part 1

I sit on the edge of my bed, staring down at my hands. Reliving the time I've spent with everyone.

"Dad. I'm ready." Solisia's embarassed voice mumbles as she enters my room.

I look up to Solisia who's nervously looking at the ground.

Her snow white fur is contrasted by a golden mane that always seems to be blowing in the air, just like her mothers. Her chocolate brown eyes stare at the ground nervously. She's wearing a white shirt that Rarity made for her as her christmas present which works well with her blue denim jeans that once again where made by Rarity.

"What do you fink?" Solisia squeaks out revealing her teeth which have a cute set of braces with baby blue brackets.

"You look amazing. Even better then your mother." I answer with a confident smile.

A barely visible rose tinted blush spreads across her cheeks.

"W-What did you want to do tonight?" Solisia asks with a small smile curling at the edges of her lips.

"I wanted to take you out for a walk, to the park, the fields. We can just stare at the moon and talk and laugh. Something not anyone else in this house has experienced." I answer.

Solisia immediately looks at me with a look of shock.

"W-We're going outshide?" Solisia asks, her braces causing the cute lisp that ends her sentence.

"Yeah. Just me and you. No one else." I answer as I stand up from the edge of my bed and grap a pair of pure black sneakers.

I put my shoes on and look towards Solisia.

"Are you ready?" I ask calmly.

"Y-Yesh." Solisia quietly answers.

I nod my head and motion for her to leave the room. I grab a small white box with a gold bow on it.

"This won't make up for it.... But it'll be a start...." I mumble to myself as I slide the box into my right trouser pocket.

I then leave the room myself, turning the light off as I leave and quickly following Solisia down the stairs.

"Thish ish gonna be aweshome. I finally get to shpend shome time with Dad." Solisia excitedly tells her mother.

"That's fantastic to hear! You're even wearing your braces again! What are you two going to be doing tonight then?" Celestia asks.

"Dad'sh taking me outshide. To shee the park, the fieldsh and even the moon!" Solisia excitedly answers.

"WHAT?" Celestia nearly shouts. "Adrian is this true?"

"Yes, I want to make up for what I did to her.... So I'm going to be giving her the most special night I can possibly give." I answer confidently.

"I really want to argue about that Adrian, it's not safe, it'll make the others jealous and it'll be dark.... But I can't, Solisia is too excited for your date." Celestia can't help but smile and sigh.

"Eee! I'm sho ecshshited!" Solisia shouts with a giggle.

"Come on then, let's get going." I say as I hold out my right hand.

Solisia smiles and rubs her cheek against the palm of my hand. Solisia then turns towards the front door. Her right cheek against the palm of my right hand and the left side of her barrel against my right leg.

"Dad?" Solisia asks, getting my attention.

"Yes, Solisia?" I ask back.

"I love you." Solisia says with a large smile.

"I love you too." Is my reply.

I open the front door and let Solisia walk out first with me quickly in tow.

"Do you want to take a walk to the park first?" I ask.

"Yesh pleash. I really wanna shee what a park ish." Solisia answers.

I nod my head and lead her onto the sidewalk. I look down at her and just watch as she takes in her surroundings. The lights, the smells and the freshness of the air.

"It'sh amashing out here." Solisia says to herself.

"It's nice at night. Everything is calmer."

Solisia looks up at me and smiles.

"Thanksh Dad. Thish meansh the world to me." Solisia smiles as s tear slowly glides down her cheek.

"I'm glad I could make you happy Solisia." I say as a smile spreads across my lips. "Are you ready to head to the park now?"

Solisia nods her head and wipes away the lone tear before it can reach her chin.

I gently rest my right hand against her right cheek again as she closes the distance between her barrel and my leg again. We start our walk towards the park a few blocks away. As we walk some of the lights that where on in the buildings start to go out as we pass them, those that stay on become blurs in my peripheral vision. But no matter how many lights come on they couldn't match the brightness of Solisia's smile, as soon as she smiled, a coldness I never knew was inside me melted and out came a beautiful filly. The beautiful filly I kept frozen and out of my thoughts for so long. I'm just glad I found her before it was too late.

The clops of her hooves where the only sound that could be heard on the street. The silence although odd, wasn't awkward. It felt right somehow, just walking with Solisia and having her be there was enough for me and she seemed to feel the same about me.

"I'm glad you found me Dad. I wash beginning to think you never would." Solisia's voice ends the mutual silence.

"I really am sorry Solisia. I'm a huge idiot.... I was too young when this all happened and I thought I could handle it.... Clearly I couldn't because I couldn't spend enough time with a few of you. I'm a failure as a father." I sigh.

"You're not a faliure ash a father. I'm shtill here and sho are the othersh. The job of the parentsh ish to raishe their children, you did that." Solisia reassures me.

"That also includes emotional support and the love and attention that kids should have. I completely fucked up and I want to make it right." I point out.

"Thish ish our date Dad, let'sh talk about thish another time." Solisia reminds me.

"Yeah, let's enjoy this walk to the park." I say as I pick Solisia up in the 'princess' position and continue walking.

Author's Note

What did you think?

I know, I know. No comedy? I came for comedy! Now don't worry comedy will be back soon. I just want a little cuteness for this and one more chapter then back to the comedy!