Birds go chirp, sheep go baa, and Wolfgang hated both those calls. In fact, Wolfgang hated nearly every call that the animals made in the house he lived in. Groaning, Wolfgang turned to lay on his stomach as he covered himself with the blankets on the bed. Opening his right eye, he turned his head slowly to the right to stare at the calendar on the wall. A good portion of the dates were crossed off, but one was circled with some blurry words in said circle. Wolfgang groaned once more, but this time to a small amount of weight that was currently stomping on his back.

"Get off Carrot Douche..." Wolfgang said exasperatedly, knowing the little tyrant that dare try to wake him from his slumber. Hopping off his back to face him was a little white rabbit with a very angry look no its face. This was one of the many tenants that lived in this house with Wolfgang, Angel Bunny. How the male rabbit got that name Wolfgang would never know, yet one thing was certain, they did not like each other. Since the start of Wolfgang's stay, Angel and him would be constantly annoyed at each other's presence whenever near close proximity. It never really got out of hand, the two clearly knew Wolfgang could bite his head off, but they would always find ways to annoy the other. Angel would usually just trip Wolf gang at inconvenient times while Wolfgang would just hide his carrots everywhere.

Angel made a bunch of chittering sounds while stomping his feet on the mattress. With another groan, Wolfgang nudged Angel off the bed and buried his head in a soft pillow.

"The day you leave me alone is the day I quit booze." Wolfgang sighed, not caring the bunny was now seething in anger under him. Speaking of booze, Wolfgang reached for his signature flask that stood on top a little cabinet next to the bed. Wolfgang took a moment to examine the black and silver rectangle with his blurry vision. Etched onto the front was Wolfgang's name, Wolfgang proudly remembering how he painstakingly carved every letter with his pocket knife. With a little smirk, Wolfgang took a quick swig from the flask, happily downing the alcoholic apple cider with drowsy glee.

The door to the bedroom opened and the two tenants looked to see the lovely landlord enter. To Wolfgang, it was a major sight to behold, while Angel was glad to see what he considered his friend. In the room now was Fluttershy, a Pegasus mare and the Element of Kindness. Fluttershy was a very nice and compassionate mare who cared greatly for the many animals that gathered to her house. She was also the first pony that Wolfgang had any longer contact with. As it was the early morning, Fluttershy was only wearing a long gray T-shirt that tried to cover the pink panties underneath. Fortunately for Wolfgang, her F-cup breasts held up the shirt quite nicely, giving him a sneak peek at her panties.

Angel scurried out of the room, not wanting to hear one of Fluttershy's famous scoldings. Wolfgang was glad Angel did so; if there was one force that could get the furry menace to fuck off for a few minutes, it was Fluttershy. Fluttershy slowly came over to the bed and sat on the edge, facing away from Wolfgang. Wolfgang could only thank whatever force compelled her to do so, now he could get a great look at the bountiful flesh of her butt. Her cutie mark, three pink butterflies, only accented the wondrous flesh that sat before him. The mare turned her head slightly and smiled as she wagged her pink tail at Wolfgang's nose.

"I'm awake Shy, stop." Wolfgang grumbled as Fluttershy ceased her attempt at waking up Wolfgang.

"I-I'm sorry Wolfy, but you know how you sleep, it's quite challenging to wake you up." Fluttershy commented as she looked back at the calendar. It was indeed the day, January 13th, the day Wolfgang came to her lovely abode to stay. "You know what day it is right?... But it's ok if you don't." Fluttershy backpedaled, not wanting to sound rude to Wolfgang.

Wolfgang pondered and came to a conclusion that to him was most reasonable. "Is it the day we fucked on the table?"

"N-nooooooooooo." Fluttershy hide herself behind her mane. Wolfgang grinned at the reaction and hoisted himself up. After wrapping his arms around her petite waist, Wolfgang began nibbling her right ear, causing Fluttershy to squirm.

"Relax Shy... It's the 13th, our 1 year anniversary if you want to be girly about it." Wolfgang chuckled, how could he forget that day of all days?

Fluttershy was watching her animals eat peacefully, as if there wasn't a care in the world. She was happy with this naturally; having to deal with a god of chaos, a queen of changelings, and a being from Tartaras was not something Fluttershy wanted her animals to deal with. However, Fluttershy was a little nervous, she had just gotten a letter from her friend two days ago. She couldn't really say for certain, but something was telling Fluttershy that this was very important. A few knocks could be heard from inside the living room, which meant that company had arrived. Fluttershy used her wings to quickly fly to the door and opened it very slowly.

Peeking her eye out, she saw the pony that sent her the letter, Princess Twilight Sparkle. Twilight always had a smile on her face whenever she meets up with Fluttershy, but something about her smile this time showed great worry. Opening the door a little further, Fluttershy saw another being sitting down on the grass. The creature seemed to be male, showing no signs of fur except for the top of the head. The male being looked directly into Fluttershy's eyes, leaving the poor mare deadlock in his gaze. The male stood up and wobbled carefully over to the two mares. It was then Fluttershy noticed the flask in his hand and the red tint on his cheeks.

"Hi Fluttershy!" Twilight said in mock excitement, looking more nervous being around the male being. "I'd liked to introduce you to Wolfgang Charleston, he would be the po-human that I thought could stay here for awhile?" Fluttershy did remember that Twilight wanted somepony, or more something, to stay as a residence in her house. While she was perfectly up for anypony needing a place to stay so they can lift themselves up, Fluttershy had to admit she was a little scared. Twilight looked at the male creature and nudged him a bit on the shoulder.

"Wha?" The male spoke shocked as if he just awoke from his sleep. He focused his attention on the Pegasus and held out his hand. "Um, hey, names Wolfgang, nice to meet you or something?"

Fluttershy looked at his hand and saw a couple scars; not wanting to look at them, she instead looked up at his face. His features were ok, no scars or any blemish on the skin. He had a stubble around the bottom of his face, showing he once had a beard. The part that Fluttershy payed attention to the most was his eyes. To any other pony, they would see intimidating blue eyes, but to Fluttershy, she saw pain. Deep within those oceanic orbs, she saw feelings of agony and anger just brewing within this male being.

"Is it normal to just stare at people around here?" Wolfgang asked Twilight, which caused Fluttershy to snap out of her daze.

"O-Oh, my apologies, my name is Fluttershy, nice to meet you." Fluttershy greeted and shook Wolfgang's hand softly.

Wolfgang now rested his head on Fluttershy's shoulder, burying his face within the crook of her neck. Fluttershy patted his head gingerly, slightly blushing after getting her ear attacked by her human companion. "Remember your first time here?" Fluttershy asked as she unfurled her wings.

"Yeah, you were very awkward, still are, as a matter of fact." Wolfgang sighed as he felt pure bliss in the position he was currently in.

"I was not that awkward."

"Yeah, you were."

"... Maybe a little."

"More like a lot." At this point Wolfgang was gaining immense joy in teasing the easily teasable mare. Fluttershy gave a little pout and decided to get her revenge in the most suitable way how. Turning to Wolfgang, she decided to give him "The Stare". Wolfgang instantly jumped back and curled up in his blanket. One thing that could stop any beast or off the wall drunk was Fluttershy's "Stare". "Fuck off! I thought we agreed you wouldn't do that!"

"We agreed that I wouldn't do it unless you were being a meanie," Fluttershy turned around and stretched forward to flick him on the forehead, "And watch your language... Please."

"Aw C'mon, were both 27-year-old sentient beings, we can curse every once in a while." Wolfgang now poked his head of the blanket mound he made to protect himself. Fluttershy only chuckled and lay down next to blanket mound. Once again, Wolfgang couldn't keep his eyes off her. Fluttershy's legs, thighs, and breasts were on full display, and Wolfgang couldn't be any happier.

"Remember that time at your 'Welcome to Ponyvile' party? The time you came to help me." Fluttershy smiled very happily as she looked at Wolfgang. Not much could be said about the incident, but Fluttershy forever saw Wolfgang as her "knight in shining armor... With a drinking problem."

In the sugarcoated building of Sugarcube Corner, a party was booming through the night. Ponies of all shapes and sizes were having the time of their lives in celebration of their new neighbor. Not a single soul could say anything bad about the party, then again, nopony could since it was a Pinkie Pie party. Fluttershy was sitting in a corner watching the festivities take place, happily watching everypony greet Wolfgang. It was a couple of weeks since Wolfgang moved into Fluttershy's house and the two seemed to be getting along. She was concerned about some things, mainly his drinking problem and his seclusive behavior.

In terms of his drinking, it was very unpredictable. Some days Fluttershy would see Wolfgang on the floor silent and waisted from whatever alcohol he put in his flask. Other days he would be pacing back and forth, cursing his breath away while downing another drink. Due to her timid nature, it was hard for Fluttershy to talk to Wolfgang about it. It was also hard to talk because Wolfgang didn't really open up to anypony. His behavior didn't stop him from getting two jobs in the town, but in terms of trying to help him, Fluttershy and his unofficial psychiatrist (Twilight Sparkle) couldn't get anywhere.

While Fluttershy was musing about her tenant, two stallions suddenly approached her. One had black fur and a charcoal mane while the other had white fur and a light gray mane. The dark one coughed to gain her attention, which worked as Fluttershy looked up at them. "Hey there miss, me and my brother," The dark one gestured to his lighter companion, "were just admiring your radiant beauty."

Fluttershy experienced this before, so she did the best thing she could do when a stallion would hit on her. Slowly lowering her head, Fluttershy twiddled with her thumbs and didn't say anything. Usually a stallion would go away and pay no mind to her, but not these two. "Yo, babe, ya got a hearing problem or something?" The white one spoke arrogantly.

"Mind your manners bro, this chick's alright, right?" The dark pony looked at Fluttershy with a smug grin as he started lifting his hand near her chin. Fluttershy stayed still and a board of wood, not wanting to provoke the stallions anymore than they probably were. Just then, A short cough was heard behind the two stallions. They turned around to spot Wolfgang, wearing a gray T-shirt and jeans, looking visibly angry. Taking out and swigging from his flask, Wolfgang store deep into the two stallions trying to hit on Fluttershy.

"So... What's happening here." Wolfgang questioned, not taking his eyes off the two ponies harassing Fluttershy. The dark one lowered his grin and turned to face the new guy in Ponyville.

"Ay, what's up-" Before finishing his sentence, Wolfgang grabbed both the stallions by the collars of their shirts. Fluttershy's eyes went big and put her hand over her mouth, hoping nopony sees what's happening.

"Listen here shitheads," Wolfgang held them closer to his face, "I don't know what kind of game this is, but don't fucking mess with my friend, ya here?" Wolfgang's stare was piercing through the two stallions like a bullet. He let the two ponies down and they, with great anger towards the human, left the party. Miraculously, no one noticed this, must have been Pinkie Pie eating the entire cake. Wolfgang looked at Fluttershy with his angry expression, but something told Fluttershy that there was some emotion of relief within that expression. Wolfgang walked away back to his drinking corner while leaving a more than flushed Fluttershy behind.

Fluttershy sighed dreamily as she laid her head on Wolfgang's blanket covered torso. "It was very nice how you stood up for me." She said as she traced a circle on his chest.

"They were bothering my landlord, might as well try to fu-eff them up at my welcome party." Wolfgang stated proudly as he looked up the ceiling. Fluttershy put her face directly near Wolfgang's and gently placed her lips on his. Their kiss started calm and loving, but through some tongue manipulation by Wolfy, it got, as the kids say, hot and heavy. After a brutal tongue war between the two lovers, Fluttershy removed her lips from Wolfgang's and started breathing heavily. Wolfgang chuckled at the sight of Fluttershy "How'd you ever fall for a smudge like me?"

"I guess I wanted a challenge." Fluttershy's eyes turned half-lidded as she slowly raised her shirt above her head, revealing the wondrous flesh that hung off her chest. She wore no bra, allowing for Wolfgang to see her nipples perk up in excitement.

"Hehehe, naughty Flutters, not wearing a bra now?" At this point Wolfgang had the blankets off and his shirt on the bedroom floor. He was about to rip off his underwear until Fluttershy put her on the cloth prison that kept "Junior" in his wake. Getting into a crawling position on the bed, Fluttershy leaned her face over to Wolfgang's penis, slowly pulling down his underwear until his prick was released to a full mast. Flutters eyed the cock that she grew to love and gently kissed it the top of it, giving Wolfgang a bad case of erotic shivers. She saw this, and that's exactly what Fluttershy was looking for.

Taking the first step, Fluttershy slowly licked the base of the shaft to the top the head, watching as Wolfgang moaned with each lick. Repeating the act again and again, Fluttershy practically came right then and there just be hearing Wolfgang's noises of ecstasy. Trying to up the ante, Fluttershy started wrapping her tongue around the head and began slowly stroking his cock with her mouth. With every bob of her head, she went deeper and deeper down on his length, making Wolfgang smile a dopey smile.

"D-Damn Flutters, fucking killer~." Wolfgang groaned as his eyes glazed up at the ceiling. Fluttershy remembered her first sexual encounter with Wolfgang like it was yesterday, which she didn't really like because it was quite the disaster. She didn't really have prior experience with pleasing a lover, so she knew her first performance was lackluster. Wolfgang promised her she was fine, thought she found it hard to believe since he passed out from some whiskey he consumed earlier before the act. She, rightfully so, didn't talk to him for a couple of days after that, but they somehow got through it.

Fluttershy felt a soft tap on her head and looked up at her lover, who was almost out of breath. Ending her blowjob, Fluttershy gave Wolfgang a loving smile as she trapped his cock in between her breasts. Now going the extra mile, Fluttershy kept a fast pace as she stroked Wolfgang up and down. At this point, Wolfgang was ready to burst from the sheer majesty of boobjobs. Before, Wolfy could only wonder what hid in the shirt of his beautiful landlord. Little did he realize the sheer awe inspiring softness that hid from the world.

"I-I'm gonna cum Shy~." Wolfgang warned as he grabbed onto the sheets. Fluttershy wrapped her lips around the tip as it burst with force. She moaned as she took shots of semen after another. After a few seconds, Fluttershy lifted herself up took one last gulp.

"W-W-Well... I think now we shoul-EEP!" Fluttershy was now on her back, wings splayed out, legs spread, vision currently locked on Wolfgang's penis. He was currently stroking himself back to life, with what was appearing to be effective results. "W-Wolfy! I-I thought we agreed on oral before insertion first..."

"Sorry Dear, but we ain't nothin' but mammals right now, and I need to feed the beast." Wolfgang grew a wicked smile as his cock was back to peak condition. Slowly inserting his dick into Fluttershy's pussy, her wings beginning to spread out like they were erect, Wolfgang waited a couple of minutes for them to calm down. They looked at each other with as much care as one could give to another. Fluttershy was his mare, his caregiver when his demons got to far. Wolfgang was her protector, a man that cared for her as the mare she was and not some silent freak.

With a new sense of vigor, Wolfgang began to thrust into Fluttershy at a fast pace. Finding a rhythm, Wolfgang fell into a natural routine as he pleasured Fluttershy with every thrust. She let out a loud moan as Wolfgang sped up the fucking, her vision becoming clouded by her euphoria. Without any prompting, Fluttershy wrapped her legs around Wolfgang so that his dick couldn't escape her moist pussy. In turn, the thrusting became faster than before.

Fluttershy used her hands to bring Wolfgang's face down so that their lips could come in contact. They kissed passionately as they had sex, their tongues battling for dominance while wet smacking sounds filled the bedroom. Wolfgang ended the make out to breathe, his eyes more glazed than ever. He felt a buildup in his cock, causing him to moan more and more. The increase in her lover's noises told Fluttershy that he was ready to climax, so she leaned into his ear.

"C-Cum for me Wolfy, do it on my tits, if y-you w-w-wouldn't m-IEEEEE~." Within seconds, Wolfgang pulled out and came heartily all over Fluttershy's boobs. Wolfgang wanted to go back to sleep as soon as he came, but he knew his job wasn't done. Bending down, Wolfgang inserted his tongue into Fluttershy's warmth and began to wriggle it around. After the intense fucking that had transpired mere moments ago, simple cunnilingus was able to bring Fluttershy over the edge. Fluttershy gave out a cute cry as she came onto Wolfgang's face, her breathing slowly going back to normal after her release of pleasure.

With his job complete, Wolfgang felt he had just made some sweet music as he slowly closed his eyes. Unfortunately, before sleep could take over the temporarily happy drunk, he felt a sharp pain in his ear.

"Argh!" Wolfgang looked up to see a naked Fluttershy with a highly stern look on her face, though the effect was a little shortened due to his cum slowly dripping down her breasts. "Uhhh, you should clean up a bit love." Wolfgang voiced with his trademark hyena grin, but Fluttershy wasn't letting down.

"Don't go sleeping now mister! You have work and a meeting with Twilight today." Fluttershy got up and opened up the bedroom closet. Wolfgang looked on as Fluttershy wrapped a robe around herself and lightly tossed one in his direction. "We should take a shower." Fluttershy smiled as she exited the room. Wolfy got up and cracked his knuckles, he had a long day ahead, so he might as well start with some sex with his main mare.

"If I'd like?" Wolfgang joked as he grabbed the robe.

"Now!"

Author's Note

"Hey, that guy who made those two weird fics is back, but now he's gone to full on pony molesting."

-- Some Random Commenter, 2017

Yeah, I think I'm gonna focus on this... Creature I've made for awhile, so for those waiting for any of my other fics, just consider them under hiatus for now until I get the proper motivation (food) to write chapters for them.

Basic anthro format for my kinda fics, hands and feet with equine facial features accurate to the show with wings and horns. This fanfic will definitely be a clop with actual story involved, whether it's good or not is your call. I don't know much about the specifics of music, but hey, conveniently next to my FIMficiton tab is a new tab for google.

So yeah, I made a fanfic for you horse touchers, so hopefully you guys will like the story, and if you fap to it... Keep that to yourself, you weirdo.

(Don't get offended by my comments, it's 2017, grow up)