I've Made A Terrible Mistake. A Story of Love, Loss, Tanks, and Lederhosen
Give Me 3 Ideas!/Into Madness
One day big stupid Twilight had a big stupid idea in her big stupid head!
"SPIKE!" she screamed at Spike.
Spike knew that scream. Spike had nightmares about that scream. That was the "Spike I want to start a new project get in here," scream. Spike sprinted to the "Twilight has an idea," button, but his little fat feet were too fat for his little fat body, and he was intercepted by Twilight's big stupid wings.
Spike had failed.
Spike had failed his kingdom.
"Spike, I'm going to write a NOVEL!" she said with glee. Oh so much glee. Such happiness in those words. Spike knew. Spike prayed for death under his breath.
"W-what's it going to be about?" he asked, trembling.
"I... have no idea," she said, her ears drooping at the sudden realization.
Spike suddenly saw a light at the end of the tunnel. Hope. Hope was still alive!
"I'll just have to ask my FRIENDS FOR HELP!" the words echoed in Spike's head. He began to sweat.
"What's up Twi, we heard someone scream the word 'friends' and assumed it was probably about us like always," said Rainbow Dash.
"Also I am here and Also Rarity is here," said Pinkie Pie, bubbly as ever.
"Oh I'm so glad you guys could make it!" Twilight ran to them and gave them big stupid hugs.
Spike was trying to hold back tears.
"So what's up this time?" asked Rainbow Dash, who was apparently speaking for the group.
"I've decided to write a BOOK!" she replied as lightning struck outside.
"But haven't you written, like, 50 books before?" asked Rainbow.
"Oh yes, 'The Beginners Guide to Transformative Spells and Pottery', 'Magic is Not Food', and of course 'The Guide to the Equestrian Socket Wrench', but this is going to be a FICTIONAL BOOK!" and Spike began to frantically write on a scroll when he realized that his ultimate fears were coming true.
"So why did you need us, Darling?" asked Pinkie Pie.
"Oh, well, I have no idea what to write about and was hoping you could give me a few ideas!"
"A TANK!" screamed Rainbow at the top of her lungs.
"I'm not writing a book about your turtle!" Twilight insisted.
"No no no no, not Tank!" and she pulled a comic book out of her saddle bag.
"See this? That's a mechanized killing machine that is used in war to kill MILLIONS!" she explained.
"Oh, that sounds fun!" Twilight began to write on a small notepad.
"Oh oh oh, you just MUST write about love! Make it an epic romance about the last ponies to ever fall in love!" at this point everyone had forgotten that Rarity was even in the room, but there she is!
"IT WILL BE ABOUT THE HISTORY OF BATTLE LEDERHOSEN!" demanded Pinkie in a dark and angry voice.
"Oh Pinkie Pie, that sounds wonderful!" said Twilight with a smile.
Spike had run from the room in a panic. He ran into the mayors office.
"MAYOR MARE!" he screamed.
"What is it Spike?" she asked, knowing deep down that the dark time had arrived.
"It's Twilight Mayor, she's writing-" the Mayor cut him off.
"Oh is that all? We've survived several books by her hoof, surly this shall be no different," she said in relief.
"NO, YOU DIDN'T LET ME FINISH! SHE'S WRITING...
FICTION"
The mayor dropped her sandwich.
"ALERT THE PRINCESS!" she ordered.
"Already done!" he said.
"All we can do is wait. The end may be at hand, Spike," she reached into her desk and pulled out an unmarked bottle.
"I've been saving this for a long time," she said in a somber tone. She poured 2 glasses of the strong smelling drink.
They drank. They drank and cried. As far as they knew, this could be the last day they would ever see.
"SISTER!" Princess Celestia screamed.
"WHAT IS IT?" she understandably replied.
"The day has come, dear sister," she said. Luna froze in place, dropping her sandwich. They shared a long hug.
"We must make haste, we have but a short time," said Luna.
They flew from Canterlot, dropping the scroll that had started this panic.
"IT'S FICTION THIS TIME!" was all it said.
Twilight knew that this would be a hard day. She didn't want to disappoint her friends, but she had NO idea how to turn these 3 ideas into a story.
"The History of Battle Lederhosen, a tank, and the last relationship of all time? how can I turn THESE into a coherent story?" she asked herself.
She began to think. She began to think HARD. The castle was beginning to vibrate.
Her eye began to twitch.
The royal guard showed up first, but it was no use. Twilight had subconsciously created a barrier around the castle.
"Come on Twilight, you can do this," she told herself, her voice cracking.
"HIT IT WITH EVERYTHING WE HAVE!" ordered Princess Ember, the dragon lord, who had been called in to help during this great crisis.
Not even the flames on ten thousand dragons could destroy the barrier.
"STAND BACK!" yelled Celestia as she charged great magic in her horn, flames in her eyes!
"WE SHALL NOT ALLOW OUR WORLD TO PERISH!" proclaimed Luna as she was enveloped by darkness, and Transformed once again into Nightmare Moon!
The Princesses combined their mighty power, and charged!
Twilight began to write. The sky spit lightning and thunder, and the ground began to tremor.
She had a title...
"The Educational Adventure of Hacksaw B Tankhunter and the End of Love Forever!"
