A screwy life

by moonking

Rating: mature
Tags: Fluttershy, Sex, Anthro, Discord, Screwball, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Human, Romance, Drama, Original Character, Apple Bloom, Comedy
Length: 11265

A story of love and jealousy. Come with and see of far these three will go.

After a few months of living in ponyville mark as grown a very close friendship with screwball. But screwball wants more but mark doesn't think it will work. One day screwball said she needs to talk to him about something. i hope discord doesn't kill him or will fluttershy get him first?

Screwball is 18 and applebloom is 24 mark is 22.

Published 2017-01-24 01:00:01 UTC
Last updated 2017-04-03 16:25:23 UTC

The date

The date

The date

I was in my living room watching YouTube on my laptop still don't know how it's working but I roll with it. I'm a six foot five tall and I have a drity blond hair. My eyes were light sky blue and I had a good body build. But then my best friend screwy open my front door and walked in looking incredibly nervous

"Um hey, mark can I talk to you for a second?"

"Sure Screwy What's up?" I asked as I closed my laptop and put to the side. I wonder what she needs and why does she look nervous?

"Um say I had a guy I liked and I’ve known him for a while and we get along great would you think that guy would like me to?"

"I'd think he'd be foolish not to. Screwball you’re a gorgeous mare with a heart of gold if this guy says no it's his lost. I may just take you to be my mare well if your dad doesn't kill me that is?"

"You really mean that well I guess I don't have to worry about my daddy obliterating him then."

"Oh and whys that Screwy?"

"Well, I’ll sick dad on you if you say no."

"Um, what do you mean?" I asked now a little worried for my life. Oh god please do let me be the guy she likes.

"You’re the guy I like mark and the way you talk about me early I was so happy and I hope you feel the same as I do. Beside it's a good thing dad isn't right now but my mom is. Either way you'll get it if I go home crying you know if you say no."

God why do you hate me or did I do something to piss you off. Or do you just think it's funny to screw with my life! "So I’m the guy and that's playing dirty you know I’m terrified of your mom next to her your dad is on a kid's level in terrifying me. But look I don't think that is having a relationship would work."

Screwball pov

"But why not we get along so well we'd make the ideal couple wouldn't we? I mean you like me too right?" I can fell tears starting to from my eyes why is he doing this to me?

"Please don't cry it's just I don't think ponies would never acknowledge a relationship like that especially your dad. I'd love to be your boyfriend but it just not in cards. Beside I I’m positive theirs a good stallion out there for you and I don't want to hurt are friendship."

"No..."

"What?"

"I said no I don't want a pathetic stallion I want you to be my boyfriend! I don't get it is there another mare or did you not really mean what you said before?!"

" Screwy please I don't have another mare I like. It's just I don't think we can be together." After he said that I tackled to the ground.

"Screwy please calm down and le...."

I was stopped him by rapped my arms around me and roughly pushing my lips into his. I tried to get my tongue into his mouth but he managed to get his lips away

"Stop resisting mark!"

"No! Why are you doing this?!"

"Because I Will not lose you! I will not lose the stallion I love!"

I lay there on the floor with him on under of me.

“Screwy please let go this isn’t right and you know it . I'm sorry but I can't what you’re asking for the impossible for me to do. I do love you just not in that way I’m sorry.''

"Then I'll make you love me like that?! I yelled I know I can make him love me think what can I do to make him love me?" Wait I know what I can do it's desperate but it may just work. I grabbed his right hand and forced him to grab my right breast

"What are you doing screwball are you mad?!"

"Mark my sweet sweet mark you don't get it do you?” your mine I said as I pushed his hand even harder and on his right hand breast “I’m yours mark don’t you see that. I'm all yours’s you can do anything to me. I won't stop you as long as it's you I don't care. So why are you being so stubborn mark?"

Mark pov

"Well for one your threatening me and two I know you’re using you magic to help hold me down. I calmly talked to her hoping it will calm her down. You know I have to ask why me why not someone else."

"Why you ask well we've been best friends for a few months and you don't treat me like I’m insane or a freak. Look I don't want much just a date or maybe a walk in the park just please don't say no."

"Ok screwy how about this I’ll take you on a date tonight then we can see how ponies will react to us as a posable couple ok?"

"You mean it we can go on a date?"

"Yes, I mean it. I’ll come get you at seven ok?"

"Yes! that’s perfect see you then."

Oh god, what have I done? "Well better get prepared and get ready to fight if need be."

Two Hours later outside discords castle. Dressed in a nice dark blue t-shirt and blue jeans with a light black jacket.

Well here we go I knock on the door and waited. A loud I'm coming came from inside of the castle. The door open and out stepped screwball in a black dress With her hair in a bun and in high heels with a bright red lip stick. "Wow you look great screwball."

"Thank you look good to so where are we going?" This is it I can finally have a date with him.

"Was going to take us to sugar cube corner to get dinner then walk around the park."

"That sounds nice mark so let’s go."

After a good five minutes screwball had dragged me to where I knew I could get help. The girls except fluttershy were supposed to be here tonight. I pull my hand back to her annoyance and open the door for her, she thanked me and entered the shop. It as if god himself wanted me to suffer. Their seats are empty. she pulled me over to a setting booth and we sat down."

" So mark how have you been"

" Not too bad but what about you screwball?" Well, I can only hope this night goes by quickly.

(In screwball's mind) I was beginning to get a little angry with him calling me by my full name." Enough of calling me my full name mark."

" Sorry, but no you’re not acting like the screwy I know so your full name will work."

Antagonizing her may be the best way to end this quickly ha-ha I’m a genius.

"Will I guess I see your point mark. So I wait till you can forgive me."

Damn it back fired on me I muttered under my breath. After we sat down Ms. Cake came over to take are orders. screwball got a piece of cake and I got a small bowl of ice cream. " So screwball how has you family been?'' she looked up and I noticed her breast are practically falling out of her dress.

"There doing good dads the same as ever chaotic. Mom is still helping the animals around town."

"That's cool your dad’s chaos is incredibly funny and your mom is and extraordinarily kind as always." Maybe this could work I mean she is a good friend. I heard someone whispering behind screwball.

“Of look, the freak finally found a date. But why him he could do so much better.” They laughed a little

I could feel my blood start to boil so I desisted to say something. I stood up and walked behind screwball and right up to them. They looked up at me and what they said next made me fear for their lives. “Oh come to get a real mare instead of a freak stud.”

“No, and I thank you not to talk to about her like that. She is no freak and even if she was I still pick her over you.” Their faces screwed up in anger.

“What do you mean we’re twice the mare that half breed is!”

“Call her that again and not even celestia herself won’t stop me from getting you.” This seemed too scare them and for a good reason. All equestria know I’m good friends with discord and if I tell him someone hurt screwball he and i go on a rampage. I turn and walked back to my seat and sat down to screwball looking at me with joy in her eyes.

Screwball pov

I could hear the mares behind me talking bad a me I was about to say something but mark beat me to is. He walks behind me and told them not too call me that and celestia couldn’t save them from him. I could feel my heart beat faster hearing this he really doses care about me. “Mark is what you said true you’d pick me over them?”

“Absolutely screwy you’re my best friend after all. But seeing these I this I think is best we leave we can go to my house."

“You may be right mark.” I got up and walked to the door and mark when to pay the bill. After that he walked over and held the door for me. He’s calling me screwy again I guess I’m getting on he’s good side again. “Thank you very much mark.”

Mark pov

We stepped out into the street and started to walk to my house. On the way, there ponys would look at us and whispered.” There starting to get on my nerves and aggravating screwy.

“Don’t let 'em get to ya two.”

I looked beside me and saw a good friend. “Hey, there bloom what are you doing here?”

“I was working the stall today. But what are yall doing all dressed up?”

We’re on a date answered screwball. The look on bloom’s face had a few emotions shock, disbelief and anger? “Bloom what’s wrong you look like you’ve been smacked.” This seemed too snap her out of her shock.

Applebloom pov

“Well I’m just surprised I never thought ya’d start dating mark." Inside applebloom’s mind. How dare she still mark I was going to ask him out. I won’t let this stand I will get ya for myself. That whorse has no right to ya. Outside applebloom’s mind. “Well ya’ll have a good rest of your date.” I was about to walk away but heard screwball speak. But what she said and did made me very anger.

Screwball pov

I Know that look its jealousy and anger. There maybe some fun to be had her and it Looks like I’m not the only one who's taken a liking mark well too bad he’s mine. I wrapped my arm around his and pulled his into my breast “Come on mark let’s get too your house and watch a movie.” I shot him a look of and i a shot a look at applebloom that said I dare you to try and still my mark.

Applebloom saw this and accepted my challenge. She walked over and with a sweet smile grabbed his other arm and wrapped her other arm around hers pulled his other arm into her breast and gave screwball the look i gave her earlier.

Mark pov

Ok these two look like they’re going to fight I need to nip this in the bud. “So I take is that you want to come applebloom?” She smiled up at me and I knew I couldn’t say no to her well let’s get going I shot screwy an apologetic glance she did not look happy.

The three of us started to walk to my house. Well if I can keep these two from killing each other then I may get away from the wrath of the god of chaos and his terrifying wife.

To find love (Clop)

Her first time (clop)

I'll give a warning before the clop starts.

We made it my house and I had to get bloom and screwy to let go of my arms. “Ok, you two what do you want to do?” I pray that after today discord doesn’t kill me for taking screwy on a date. if he does I hope it’s quick and painless.

“I want to play a game on your laptop.”

“I want ta listen to music.”

The said this in unison. They looked at each other and then to me with a look of determination.

“Mark which do you want to do mark movie or game?”

“Ya which one mark.”

I looked at them both and they looked back. “Ok, I’m not going to answer so you too can pick.”

“No, we asked to pick so pick!”

“Look I would but that a loaded question.” This seemed to confuse screwy and make her a little angrier. But bloom saved me by asking a question.

“Uh mark what’s a loaded question?”

“It means no matter how I answer I'll get shot.” She seemed to get it a little more but still looked confused. “Ok, it means that either way I’m in trouble.” That seemed to get the point across and they looked at me.

“Well, I guess we can find something we all can do.”

Screwball pov

Horseapples! I almost had him to myself but she had to pop up. But in with our date oh I'll get her for this. I stopped and thought for a moment and got an idea to show he’s mine. “Hey, mark can you come over here for a second?” He finished talking with applebloom and walked over to me.

“What do you need screwy, is something wrong.” The second he was close enough I grabbed him and pushed our mouths together and keep my eyes on applebloom. I could see her shock and I loved it. I saw mark raise his hand and put them on my shoulders and push me away from him. I looked up to what I thought to be a happy look but what I saw anger and disappointment.

“Screwball I don’t know what your game is but if you can’t act right then you need to leave.”

I could felt myself getting angry when he turned his back on me and started to walk over to the farmer. I shoot her a death glare and teleported out of his house. I teleported in the living of my house and scared my mom’s animals and I hear my dad’s voice. I turn and saw he was sitting on a cloud of cotton candy and he had a concerned look on his face.

“Screwball what’s wrong you look upset?”

“That stupid applebloom stole my mark. We were on a date and she just took him from me.” I saw my dad’s eyes got a fire in them and smoke came out of his ears.

“I'll handle it, sweetie. Tell your mother I'll be back.”

After he disappeared I smiled evilly and when to get ready for when my mark gets here.

Five minutes ago

Applebloom pov

I couldn’t believe what I was seeing mark was being kissed by screwball the daughter of discord. I could not believe it. Mark put his hands on her shoulder and pushed her away. He said something to her and then turned away and started to walk back to me. I looked passed him and saw screwball looking sad and angry. She looked at me and made the finger knife motion. When he was ten steps away from her she teleported away. “Mark what did you say to her?”

Mark pov

“I told her if she couldn’t act right then she should leave. But on to more pleasant topics.” I walked over and picked up my laptop. “So what kind of song do you want to hear?” She thought about it for a moment then spoke.

“Your pick mark.”

I look through my song collection and found one I love. “Ok, I got one hope you like it.” I started to playing Farmer's Daughter

I listened to the song and looked back to see her blushing hard. “Did you like the song bloo…” Before I could finish my front door shoot across the room and slammed into the wall and a very angry discord was on the other side. “Oh, discord did you eat 20 tubs of ice cream again?”

“No, I’m here to talk to applebloom and yourself. Screwball said applebloom was stealing you from her.”

I stayed calm and looked him in the eyes and walked up to him.

“Ok first were not together and I asked her to leave if she couldn’t stop acting up she had to leave and come back when she had calmed down.” He keeps give me his angry up until his shoulder slumped and he looked at me.

“I wish I could say your lying but I know you’re not that kind of man. But she’s my little girl I just want her to be happy. You can make her happy so please just come and talk to her at least.”

I felt pity for him and I knew I had to do something to help him. I looked back to bloom to see she was scared of him. “Hey bloom can you go home I need to deal with this mess so maybe we can finish this later?”

“sure I'll see ya later mark and um don’t die ok.”

‘Ok see you later bloom.” I looked back to discord and he was laying on a pink cloud and drinking chocolate milk and reading a magazine. I felt my eye twitch as I looked at him. “I swear discord if I have to clean your chocolate milk of my carpet again I'll get you turned back to stone.” He looked over to me and had his evil smile.

“My wife would never do that you fool.”

I got a cocky smile and looked at him and he raised his eyebrow. “Ok, but I can get you put in the dog house with her and screwball. Remember happy wife happy life and I can make your life hell if I wanted too.”

“Oh, and how are you going to do that if you can?”

“I could tell screwball I don’t want her near me because of you and she’ll never let you live it down and your wife will never let you into bed again.” I smiled when I saw his face he was about to snap his fingers but I spoke up. “You know if you hurt me screwy will never look at you the same way again. So what do you say to that god of chaos?” He smiled and looked at me and put his lion paw on my shoulder.

“Oh, my boy I really like the way you play but if you want to play that game then let's play sonny ha-ha let's play.”

He snapped his fingers and there was a bright flash all around us. When I looked around I saw I was in discord's castle. "Mark." I looked to my left and saw bloom and screwy. I turned my head back around and I saw discord smiling. “Ok that was weird but why did you bring the three of us here?”

“Ya, dad why did you pull us here I was getting ready for something.”

“Same here I was about ta eat dinner and we were going to have pie for desert too.”

“Well to answer your questions I brought you all here to to make a deal with you all.”

We looked at each other and back to him. “Ok what’s you game discord what do you get out of this?”

“What do I get out of it of oh no. It's what do two of you get out of it?”

“What do you mean two dad?”

“I don't like the look in his eyes ya’ll.”

“Me neither bloom.”

“Here’s what’s going to happen I'll give mark here till heat season to pick one of you to be his marefriend and if he can’t I'll turn him into a mare for the season.”

“Daddy what are you thinking!?”

“Ya discord I thought we were cool man!?”

“Oh we are cool but I like you and me much rather you be my little girl first's coltfriend then some pervert after her body. Plus, I know both of you love him but I hate the idea of my little girl being in a herd so either he picks one or he gets none.”

I couldn’t believe what I was hearing there’s no way he’s really going to do this to us right. “Ok so let me get this straight. You want me to pick which girl I’m going to date and what is heat seasons” Bloom and screwy’s faces blushed as they looked at me.

“Oh that’s right you’ve never seen a heat season before have you? Well, I'll let you in on it young mark. You see in a few days my screwy and applebloom will be going into heat so you have to pick who you’re going to spend it with but if you pick applebloom you’ll have to deal with applejack and big mac. But the same is true for my daughter you have my permission but my wife on the other hand. Well, you’ll see what she can do if you do pick her and you break her heart and well ha-ha she did get me under control.”

I swallowed hard and looked at the two of them. “Well I get where you're coming from and please don’t hate me bloom and screwy but I agree with discord I don’t want to date more than one girl.”

“Then just spent some time with them both and see which you want to date. Well seeing that the heat isn’t that far away you don't have long to pick the possible mother of your child will be young man.”

Before we could say anything he snapped his finger and bloom and screwy vanish and we were now in discords living room. I looked around and saw discord sitting in his chair. “So where is she and what is she going to do to me?” He smiled and pointed to the stairs but as I walked to them be grabbed my shoulder and turned me to look at him.

“I whipped their memories of what happened so it is fair but she is my little girl she unpredictable so be careful when you go to her room. You do know which door is her room right mark?”

“No, she’s always come to my house the only time I’ve been here was to help to do some yard work.”

“Ok, then go up the stairs and it’s the three door on the left.”

“Thanks, discord and I'll try not to die ok.” I walked up the stairs but I wish I could have heard what he said next.

“Oh my boy you won’t die but you’ll have to deal a young mare about to hit her first heat. So if you want to live then you better give her what she wants and if you hurt her I'll kill you.”

I walk up the stair and up to the third door and knocked on it.

“Who’s there?”

“Hey screwy its mark can I come in and talk to you?” I hear some noises coming from inside her room and I saw screwy’s golden aura on the doorknob and it opened and I walked in. The door closed and I heard it lock with a click. ‘Um, why did you lock the door screwy?” I turn and looked at her but what I saw nearly made my member shoot out of my jeans. Screwball was laying on her bed in a black lingerie with long black socks and panties with a heart in the middle. Her breast were pushed up to show off the size. “Wow screwy you look gorgeous in that and all but I don’t think we should do what you think we’re going to do.” I should not have said that because before I knew it she had used her magic to pull me to the bed and pulled me onto it. She was on top of me in a second with her breast in my face.

“Oh, it’s going to happen either way mark.”

I put my hands on her sides and flipped us over to me being on top and I grabbed her hands and put them above her head. I looked at her face and I could see the huge blush on her face.

“Wow mark so you’re the type that likes to be in control and I think I like this side of you.”

I realized what I was doing and I let her go and I moved to the side of the bed. I took my shirt off and throw it to her. “Please put that on so I can look at you.” The bed moved and her arms wrapped around my neck and she pushed her chest into my back and I could tell her nipples were hard.

“No, I want you to see me like this mark and well this will help me with something that will hurt later on.”

My mind stopped after I heard that heat can hurt her. “Wait your heat can hurt you screwy how does that work?” She looked surprised I knew what she was talking about but she smiled.

“Mom said it’s like a burning fire and you can have horrible cramps and pains. She also told me if you wanted a foal that is the best chance to get one is when you’re in heat.”

I looked into her eyes out of the corner of my eye and saw she was telling the truth. But the bloom flashed through my head. “Wait doesn’t that mean bloom will have to go through the same pain too.” After I said that she tightens to almost too much for me to breath. “Screwy let up your starting to choke me.”

“Why? I’m right here offering you myself but she’s on your mind why?”

She asked in a low growl. I want to live so I better tell her the truth. “Well, you and her are my best friends why wouldn’t I worry about her screwy?” She loosened her grip and I could breath easier. She laid her head on my shoulder and she started to talk.

“Is really all you were worried about?”

her arms started to loosen even more. “Ya I love you two of you why wouldn’t I worry about her?” she moved her arms to be around my chest and hugged me tightly. I put my hand on hers and she let out a breath and she let go and I felt the bed shift. I looked back to see her putting on my shirt then laying on her side and looking up at me. I looked into her eyes and she looked into my eyes. She patted the side of the bed I was sitting on and I thought about it and I didn’t see the harm so I laid down beside her. She looked to be thinking about something and making that cute thinking face she does. When she thinking hard like this she’ll puff up her cheeks and they blush as red as a rose. Once she finished thinking she looked to me and put on her puppy dog face. “What do you want screwy you only give me that face when you want something.”

“Mark do you want foals?”

That throw me throw me through a loop and I just looked at her. ‘W-well I mean I’ve thought about it but maybe one day. But why are you asking me that screwy and if it’s what I think it is your parents would kill me you know.” Discord said he wiped their memories so is this really what she wants?

“Maybe not I mean mom and dad said the best day of their life was the day I was born. Plus, I kind of want one too.”

As she talked she moved closer till she laid her head on my chest. But now that I think about it screwy has always been there for me scenes the first day I came to this world. But bloom was one of the ones that wanted to to be thrown out of town until she got to know me. But her family doesn’t want her near me and a mad apple family it not what I want to deal with and I don’t love applebloom like that. But screwy she’s my closest friend and I do love her a lot but is my love that of lasting loving or is it only an of moment lust for her? In the midst oh my thinking she had started to sit up but and for once I was the one to make the move. I put my hand behind her head and pushed her lips into my lips. She surprised at first but soon pushed herself onto my kiss and I wrapped my arms around her back. I felt her mouth open and I knew what she wanted so I opened my mouth and our tongues fought for dominance. I seemed to be winning but she gave as good as she got. But all too soon she pulled away and sat on the bed and looked down to me panting with a lustful look in her eyes.

Warning clop

“Ok you’re putting a foal in me when I’m in my heat but as for this moment get those jeans of now and blow your mare.”

I sat up and pushed her down but thought came to the front of my mind. “Wait what about your parents their downstairs right if your dad hears us he’ll kill me.” She got an irritated look on her face and I saw her hands light up with her magic and it covered the room and then disappeared.

“There the rooms sound proofed now get these jeans off and rut AHH. “

Before she could finish I grabbed her right breast and squeeze her nipple between my thumb and index finger and pulled it a little. I slide my other hand under the shirt and lingerie panties and I started to rub her outer folds and playing with her clit with my thumb. After a few minutes of this I pushed my fingers into her but after a few inches, I felt her hymen so instead of breaking it like this I started to move my finger in and out of her. After a moment I pushed another finger in and pick up the pace. As soon as I did that she grabbed her covers and screamed and I felt fluids cover my hand. I looked and saw she was on cloud nine. I pulled out and away from her and as I did she started to wiper as my hands left her body. She looked to me as I started to get up I and move off the bed.

“W-what are you doing mark. You’re not leaving me like this are you please don’t.”

I got my jeans off and I was hard as a rock I was a good ten inches too. I turned back and she was staring straight at my erection and she had a nervous look on her face. “Don’t worry I made you cum first so it goes in a little easier it to slide in. But take it slowly but it’s going to hurt when it hits your hymen so get ready for that. I’ve heard that if you break it quickly it doesn’t hurt as much. So are you ready for the main event screwy?”

“Ya, I’m just a little nervous about my first time ya know.”

I walked over to the bed and took off my boxers. “Ok here’s how were going to do this I’m going to lay on my back so you can control the pace to make it easier for yourself. “I laid on my back and my erection was in the air. She crawled over to me and climbed sitting on top of me and looked down to me and my erection. I placed my hands on her flanks and ripped her panties off and grabbed my erection and put it to her entrance then put my hand back on her flank.

‘Did you really have to rip off my panties?”

“Yes, and it makes it more existing ya know but back to the matter at hand when you’re ready just get the tip in and then slam down ok?” She nodded and started to push down on my member. As she did I slowly pushed up to help after a few second my head slipped in and she stopped dead and closed her eyes. She was tight and she was socking my crouch in her fluids. I could see she was in a little pain from just having the head in her. “Are you ok screwy do you want me to pull it out?” Her eyes shot open with a look of determination and she leaned down and put her hands on my shoulders and pushed herself all the way down breaking through her hymen and stopping dead when I hit her cervix. She was shaking and but she was still looking at me. She started to speak but her voice was shaky and I could feel her heart beating a mile a minute.

“N-now I’m yours mark and your m-mine so we won’t don’t stop till were both satisfied got that?”

to answer her I pushed her up and pull her back down. She let out a pained moan and pushed a little harder into me as I repeated this again as we continued she started to move on her own. After a few minutes she was bouncing on top of me I move one of my hands off her hips and I used it to start playing with her clit. She started to scream and slam herself on me and she started to tighten up around my member.

”M-mark I’m getting close again please do it harder.”

I did as she asked and I saw her breast in front my face. I leaned up and started to suck hard on her left breast. She let out one last scream and orgasmed again and fell on top my me making her breast fall out of my mouth and she was breathing heavily. She has gripped my member almost painfully tight and I hit my peck not a second after her and my load was spread inside her covering her inner walls. After my load finished I reach down to pull her off me but she grabbed my hands and lifted her head up to look at me.

“Leave it in me for a little while ok?”

“Sure anything for my mare.”

End clop

I pulled the cover over us and we stayed like till we fell asleep I wake up a few hours later to something moving beside me. I opened my eyes to see screwy hugging my chest. I smiled at her and wrapped my arms around her and pulled her onto my chest and she started to wake up. An idea popped into my head and I pulled her up and locked lips with her. This also pulled me free from her love tonal. She woke up and wrapped her arms around my neck and pulled herself deeper into the kiss. We tongue battled for a minute or two the separated and rubbed our noses together and she laid her head back down on my shoulder and smiled.

“I'm so happy that I’ve finally got you mark now I have someone of my own to love and hold. Plus, In a few days, you’ll be the father of our future foal’s and one day maybe we can do like my mom and dad and maybe get married?”

“You know that sounds nice but there something we have to deal with before we move on with this.” She pulled her head up and put her arms on my chest and laid her head on them and looked at me.

“Ya your right we’ll have to tell my mom and dad were a thing and we’ll have to go shopping for baby clothes and a too crib.”

She stopped and made her thinking face and then she looked at me with her biggest puppy dog eyes. "What do you want this time Sexy?" she blushed and looked at my chest.

“Um hey, do you think I could move in with you so we can buck when my heat hits me full for force.”

“Well I don’t see a problem with that but there is still a problem.”

“What’s that mark?”

“Look I know you’re not going to be happy but we both know bloom likes me so we need to let for now were together.” She did not look pleased but not unhappy.

“Uh, I see your point but you know her family doesn’t like you or me so how are we going to tell her and not get a mad applejack or big mac at our door?”

I thought about it and she was right, either way, one of them is going to be at my door. So I need to think of a way to let her down easy and not get killed by angry siblings. “I know what you mean but I want to make this clear if one or both comes with or without me you get away from my house or where ever we are and get you flank to your parents ok.” She didn’t look happy and pushed her face into my face.

“And, what leave you to get beaten to death by them no way! What do I do if I’m pregnant with our foal!?”

“Do like I told you and get here and tell your dad someone’s after you and the foal I’m sure he’ll protect you and it. Look that’s the worst case scenario and the best case she’ll get pass it and we can live in peace.” She seemed to think about that and respected the answer I gave her.

“I see what you mean but does this mean that you want a foal?”

“Well, I guess I do I mean back on earth I want to have a family one day so maybe it’s time I had one.” She smiled and started to get up and the cover fell off and showed the lingerie and walked to the restroom and walked in. I got up as well and put my boxers and jeans back on. I couldn’t find my shirt but I didn’t have to look long. Screwy walked out of the bathroom wearing it and a mini skirt and her rear was only covered by her tail. She looked at me and smiled at me. I gave her a deadpan look and held out my hand. “Give me my shirt back screwy I can’t walk us home without it.”

“Oh come it’s so nice and you can wear one of my shirts if you want.” She gave me a sly smile but I didn't want to l didn't want to play this game.

“First you know they won’t fit me and two your mom and dad would kill me if I walk down there with without shirt they’ll know we did something up here.” She did her cute pouting face end pulled the shirt off. She had on a black lace bra on and she throws me my shirt.

“Ya know you can be a real killjoy mark.”

I smiled and put the shirt on and as she was putting a shirt on I smacked her ass she epped. She shot me an annoyed look and smacked my arm. “Sorry but with a sexy ass like that I couldn’t help myself.” She blushed and looked at herself and back to me.

“You think I’m sexy?”

“Yes, I do but let’s get going and hopefully not get killed.”

“Right well let's get going then but if she tries anything I will destroy her ok.”

“Just no blood ok?” she laughed and looked at me.

“Fine let’s going mark.”

She grabbed my hand and pulled me to her door and opened it to see Fluttershy about to knock on the door.

“Oh hey, mom what can we do for you?”

“Well, I was going to ask if mark was staying for dinner or is he taking you out again?”

They looked to me so I had to say something to them. “I was going home but I take screwy to get something to eat if she want’s is that ok?”

"I’m fine with it just don’t let her get hurt and don’t stay out too long after dark ok you two?”

“Yes, ma I'll make sure she’s inside before dark.” She smiled and moved to one side and let screwy pull me down the hallway and the stairs and out the front door. As we walked down the path to ponyville we meet the one pony I really didn’t want to see applejack. She saw me and screwy and smiled?”

“Howdy, ya’ll what are ya two up to?”

“Mark is taking me out to dinner and after that were going to go hang out at his house.”

I saw the sides of her smile crack a little bit. She's faking the smile but why?

“Well that sounds mighty nice but can I talk to you for a second mark?”

Why is she being so nice I mean she is nice to me but hates to see me near her sister or her farm. “Um sure screwy I'll be back in a minute ok?”

“Ok but don’t take too long mark I'll just be down the road.”

I turned but to applejack who still had her smile and walked up to her just out of arms reach. “So what’s up with the fake usually when you see me you have a disgusted look why are you playing nice?” her smile dropped and she looked at me with a serious face.

“Look I know my family and ya don’t have the best past but I want to say I’m sorry for that. My sister thinks you’re a good guy and I wish she was lying but she ain’t so on my family’s behalf I’d like to say I’m sorry.”

I just looked at her and she smiled and looked back to me. “Uh, do you want the truth applejack?”

She dropped her smile as she looked at me. “I can tell if your lying so yes I’d like the truth mark.”

“I don’t like you or your brother for trying to run me out of town when I did nothing wrong. But I see why you did it your town is peaceful and I would have done the same. So I thank you for your apology but I don’t want to have more to do with you than I already do.” she seemed to be a little sad by my words but it didn't stop there.

“I understand but there something else I need to tell ya.”

I had a good idea at what she need to tell me and I would deal with it later. “What would that be applejack.” Her face to on a protective look and she looked me in the eyes for the first time.

“My sister’s taken a liking to ya in a more than friends way and I want ya to come to the farm so my family can meet ya and see if ya’ll are right for her.”

I just stood there with even look on my face as our eyes locked on each other. I let out a breath and look down the road and back to her. “Sorry but no I already have a mare so I can’t do that I will let her down easy but I will not date her and with that, I bid you a good day applejack.”

“Wait! Stop right there I ain’t done with ya yet!”

“I said good day now please let me return to my mare.” She did yell again but I ignored her and walked down the road and saw screwy talking to her friend dinky. I walked up behind screwy and wrapped my arms around her waist and she jumped upped when I did it. She saw my hands and calmed down and put her hands on top of mine.

“Wow, screwball you finally got him nice work.”

“Thanks, dinky and tell the girls we can hang out next week ok?”

“Sure see you, two lovers, later.”

“See ya dinks.”

“Later”

“So where do you want to go for dinner screwy?”

“I don’t know how about that nice pizza place near the train station plus it’s close to your house.”

I let her waist go and grabbed her hand and we started to walk to the pizza place. “Alright, we’ll do that. So what kind of pizza do you want screwy?” Well talked like this until we reached the restaurant but screwy stopped when she saw two young stallions standing outside the restaurant. she tightens her grip on my hand as they looked our way with the smug smiles of rich kids. The brown with black and gold hair started to walk are way I pushed her behind me and stared him down. like screwy and most ponies around town, I'm taller than him so I had to look down to him when he was in front of us.

"Well well looks like discord jr got herself a bodyguard."

I look down to him and he backed off a little and I smiled at that. "Sorry to disappoint but I'm her coltfriend and unless you want me to knock your teeth out I suggest you call her by her name got that."

"Who do you think you're talking to your just some monkey. Plus, She's only dating you because she can't get a real stallion and I can call that whorse what I wan.."

Be for he could finish I pulled my arm back and punched him square in the face and knocked him out. I looked to the other stallion and he was scared when I looked at him. "Hey come get your friend and don't start lying about what happen here because screwy can use her magic and saw what happened here right?"

"Yes, I can mark and thanks."

I looked back to see him dragging his friend away. "I really hope they learn their lesson but if they don't I can beat them again right screwy?" Her answer came in the form of a big kiss.

"Mark?"

I looked behind us and saw applebloom and she was holding a heart shaped card. "Well, this is going to be a very interesting talk."

A rich brat

A rich brat

Mark pov

“Mark”

I pulled out of the kiss and looked behind us and saw applebloom and she was holding a heart shaped card. Well, this is going to be a very interesting talk. She looked at screwy and I and I saw many emotions running over her face. But the emotion she settled on was one I did not want to see anger.

“Mark, can I talk to you for a second?”

She practically growled the words as she spoke. But before I could speak screwy pulled my arm into her chest and looked at applebloom with a victorious smile.

“Sorry, but mark is taking me to dinner so he’ll have to talk to you later.”

I looked between the two of them thinking that I would have to stop a fight and I was right.

“Why would mark take a half-breed like you to dinner when he could have a real mare?”

I saw the look on appleblooms face was still that of anger but I felt Screwy tighten her grip on my arm. I turned away from her and looked at screwy and I saw a look of silent fury. I put a hand to her side and she looked at me. “Go inside and get a table I'll handle this ok?” She looked back to applebloom and then turned and walked into the pizza place. After I saw she had walked in I turned and looked at applebloom. I walked over to her and stood in front of her and like most ponies she had to look up at me when I was right in front of them. “Ok applebloom you got a lot of nerve calling her a half breed you know she hates that.”

“Why was she hanging onto you like that?!”

“That’s not what I asked and that’s none of your business now I’m going to ask nicely please leave so we can have dinner in peace.” She didn’t seem to like what I said because she grabbed my shirt and pulled her face into mine.

“Now you listen to me mark nothing good will come from being with her. Now if you were with a normal mare you could live a peaceful life and maybe a foal or two.”

As she talked she pushed her chest into mine and I could see the lust in her eyes. I grabbed her shoulders and pushed her out of me. I looked into her eyes and I saw a wanting in them and jealousy. “I can have a peaceful life with her and we plan on trying for foals when her heat in a few days. So I thank you for your offer but no thanks.” I turned and walked to the door but I felt someone grab my shoulder and turned me around and when I was turned I got a punch to the gut. I didn’t fall but I grabbed my stomach and I saw applebloom looking into the restaurant. She looked back to me with tears in her eyes.
“Why did you pick her mark why?”

I just looked at her and then to Screwy. I smiled and looked back to her and she had and anger looks on her face. “You want to know why I choose her applebloom. Well you see she’s like me. We’ve both had a hard time living here. Plus’s she been there for me since the beginning and if I remember your family and you wanted me out of town before you got to know me.” That seemed to get her to back down a little. She looked down but looked back to me with anger tears.
“You’ll pay for turning me away mark.”

She turned and walked away from me and I watched as she did. Once she was out of site out and I walked into the restaurant and saw screwy sitting in at a table in the front. I walked over to the table and sat down. She was watching the door probably waiting for big mac and applejack to come in and kill me. I saw her tapping the table with her fingers and I saw her magic was on the edge of her hand. I didn’t want her on edge the entire meal. I put my hand on top of hers and she looked at me and I smiled and looked into her eyes. She smiled and turned her hand over and gripped my hand.

“Thanks mark I know that I’m over reacting and all but I know appleblooms family won’t take this laying down and you know it.”

I looked at her and I knew she was right applejack won’t take this lying down. I looked her in the eyes and she smiled. After half an hour of talking and eating, I paid the bill and we left and headed for my house. As we walked she wrapped her arm around mine. I was looking in front of us and I saw many of the ponies were watching and as ponies would look at us and whispered. I looked to screwy and she was looking at them as well. She looked forward and tighten her hold on my arm and I looked in front of us and I saw big mac and applejack standing outside of my house. I felt her trying to pull me back and she was saying we should leave before they saw us. I looked at her and I saw the courage she had earlier was gone and now she looked worried but this was my house. I pulled my arm from her hold and started to walk to my house. Once I was close I called out to them. “What can I do you the two of you?” They turned and looked at me and big mac had his usual blank look on his face. But applejack looked pissed and she started to walk over to me.

“What can ya do for us?! Maybe you can tell us why our sister came home crying and that you choose some half breed over her!”

I looked her in the eyes and we locked eye and she had her fist balled. I let out a sigh and looked to screwy behind me and was watching us. I looked back to applejack and we locked eyes again. “I never meant to make her cry but I already have a mare I love and I won’t pick anybody over her. So I’m going to ask you to leave and besides, I thought this is what you wanted? Me away from ya’ll sister I mean you didn’t really want me at your farm did you?” This seemed to get under her skin and I flash of true regret on her face. I heard someone walking up beside me and out of the corner of my right eye, I saw screwy had come up beside me. I looked back to applejack and I saw big mac walking over to us. Now I couldn’t take big mac in a head fight but I could knock him silly before he can react but even that will be hard. He walked up beside his sister and put a hand on her shoulder.

"Applejack you know he's got a point. You really don't want him at the farm but think about it applejack. When was the last time?"

Applebloom had a smile that big. She's had an eye on him after he helped her and her friends from those bullies. So in my book for helping a family that hates you and get hurt from it demands some respect from us."

I looked at him surprised and screwy did as well. I spoke slowly as I looked at him. "Wait you don't hate me any more big mac?" He looked to me and walked up in front of me. He was one of the few I had to look up at but he was only a few inches taller than me.
“No, I don’t you’ve earned you fair share of my trust. But ya hurt my sister’s heart when you said you’d only date Screwball. But I can respect your choose to stand by the one who has always been there for you Mark.”

He walked up to me and screwy and put a hand his hands on my shoulder. He looked me straight in the eyes and gave me a serious look. He spoke so only the three of us heard us.

“Now you listen my sisters can get crazy when their angry so both of you keep your eyes open ok?”

we nodded our head and he smiled and walked away and applejack followed him. I looked back to screwy to see her looking at them and then to me.

“Well, that wasn’t what I was expecting what about you mark?”

“I was half expecting to have to knock one of them silly, to be honest.” We looked at each other and started to laugh. After a few minutes, our laughter stopped and we looked at each other and smiled. But before we could say anything something hit me in the back of the head and I turned and saw that stallion from earlier and his friend. He was throwing a rock up and down in his hand and was smiling.
“Oh look I think I made the monkey mad.”

I felt something wet on the back of my head and I reached around and felt it and I winced in pain. I pulled my hand back and screwy gasped at the blood on my hand. I looked back to him and I saw a ponies looking and some had smiled on the faces. I was getting mad and I saw the rock he throws at my feet and I bent over and picked it up. It was about the size of a racket ball and I looked at him. “You know there’s a saying where I’m from you do you want to hear it?” He seemed to get his attention and he got a cocky smile.
“Sure monkey what is this saying?”

I smiled and got into a pitcher stance. “A coward attack from behind and a man attacks you head on.” After I said that I put my left leg in the air and throw my right arm back and then put all my weight into a full body pitch. I throw the rock at his face and hit him right between the eyes. He screamed in pain and fell to the ground holding his face and screaming. The smiling ponies now looked scared as I looked to them. I looked to screwy to see her smiling as she looked at him rolling on the ground in pain. I saw his friend turn and run away. I watch him ran around a comer and I looked back to the stallion no colt on the ground. I sighed and looked to screwy and she was still smiling. “Can you go and get some help I’m sure we’ll both need it.” She looked at me like I was crazy.
“You want to help him after what he just did to you?!”

I winced from how loud she yelled and covered my ears. Once I was sure she wasn’t going to yell anymore I looked at her than to him. “Look I know what I did and there a chance that either one of us could have a concoction. I may not like this guy but I don’t want him affected for the rest of his life now please go get you mom or your dad be better. So I'll see how bad he’s bleeding so if you’d do that please?” She huffed and looked away with puffed up cheeks but then she smiled and looked at me.

“Ok I'll do that if you do me a favor how’s that sound?”

I had a bad feeling but I went with it. “Ok, so what do you want?” she had a sly smile on her face and looked into my eye with lust.
“You’ll find out later but for now do we have a deal?”

I looked back to the colt and I saw blood coming from under his hand and I sighed. “Deal but no weird stuff ok?” Her smile grew three times over and she teleported away. I looked back to the bleeding fool. I walked over to him and crouched down and grabbed his arm and pulled it away from his face. “wow I really did get ya didn’t I?” I looked at where the rock had hit him made a gash open on his face between his eyes. His eyes were foggy and I think I had given him a concoction.

“Get your hands off him!”

I heard a female voice behind me and I looked behind me and I saw a pink furred mare with a purple and white striped mane. She also had a tiara on her head and she was looking at me with fear but determination. I stood up and walked over to her and once I was close I saw she only as tall as my chest. I looked down to her and she was shaking in fear. I looked down to her and smiled down at her. “Sorry miss but he picked a fight he couldn’t win and I had to teach him a lesson in humility.” This seemed to give her pause and she looked past me and then back to me. She seemed to be looking me up and down and she smiled. I didn’t know what that smile meant and I sure didn’t want to find out. But I thanked god when I heard the sound of a teleportation behind me.

Screwball pov

I teleported home and I heard my mom and dad sitting in the living room talking and I heard mark’s name. I walked to the door quietly and pecked in and their conversation.

“But honey think about it mark is a good man and you know how screwball has branched out after meeting him. It be cruel to tell her to stay away from him now that they become so close.”

“Discord rainbow’s son storm said he saw him knock out filthy rich’s son out in front of one of his father restaurant. I know he’s nice but screwball had a sound proof spell around her room and the door locked with him in there. What is the one rule we have in this house discord?”

I saw my dad was losing this battle saw I desisted to jump in and help him. I opened the door with an angered look on my face both of them jumped from surprise. I looked to my mom and started to speak. “You know he only knocks him out because he called me a whores or did storm not hear that? Plus, that brat just attacked mark and he fought back and won and even asked for me to get help for the both of them.” I looked at my mom’s shocked and then to my dad and my anger lessened. “Dad mark needs some help and he asked for you to come do you mind?” my dad looking to my stunned mother and back to me.

“Sure Screwball by who are you talking about?”

“Gold mine and silver cup. They came to marks house and were throw a stone at us. It hit mark in the back of the head and he picked the rock back up and throw it back and hit gold mine in between the eyes. He asked me if I’d come and get help for the two of them and here we are now.” I saw my dad’s face turn red with anger and smoke was coming out of his ears.

“Well, then Screwball let’s get going.” I smiled and used my magic to teleport us to marks house.

Mark pov

I turned from the girl and looked at them. But when I had my back turned I felt something run through my left shoulder. I looked down and saw an arrow sticking out of my right shoulder. I stumbled forward and fell to one knee holding my shoulder.
“MARK”

Both screwball and discord yelled and ran over to me. Screwball dropped to her knees and she was in front of me looking at the wound. Discord followed her eyes and looked over to me and looked at my shoulder and shake his head. He wasn’t smiling like he normally did now he just looked pissed. My vision started to fog over but I could hear screwball talking then I felt a sharp pain in my right shoulder. After a second my eyes were back to normal and the pain was gone. I looked to me shoulder and I saw discord’s lion paw on it. When he pulled his paw back and I saw a bit size scar. I looked down to see screwball crying into my chest. I looked back up to discord and I saw he was using his magic to hold something. I started to stand but screwball held tight to my chest I sighed and put an arm around her back. “Don’t worry screwy I’m fine now so don’t worry ok?” She looked up at me and her eye were puffy and red.

“Are you really ok mark?”

I smiled and moved my hand from her back to the back of her hand and pushed our heads together. She was breathing shaky and wrapped her arms tighter around me.

“Mark I hate to break up your loving moment but we need to deal with these two.”

I looked to discord and them to the two stallions in his magic grip. I pulled us both up and we looked at them. I saw that he had healed the stallion’s head wound. But a nasty scar was in its place and his friend had a bow in his hand. Screwball looked at him and saw the bow and I saw the anger in her eyes. She pulled out of my arms and started to walk over to them but I grabbed her arm and stopped the hell she was about to unleash. Discord did the same and we held her back and she was not happy about that. She looked at us and we both jumped a little from the anger in her eyes.

“Let me go now those two have to pay.

I and discord pulled her back. When she was close wrapped my arms around her and she started to struggle in my arms. I looked down and my eyes when wide. I saw she was kicking up her skirt and her panties were almost showing. “Screwy stop your panties are going to show.” She stopped almost a second later and I saw a blush on her face. I looked around and saw only the two stallions and the mare were still here. “Any of you speck of what you just saw and your dead right discord?” I looked to discord and he nodded.

“Um, I’m sorry but what’s going on?”

I looked back to the other mare and she didn’t seem to have an idea of what was going on. I cleared my throat and started to talk. “Well, you see those two.” I pointed to the colts in the air. “Throw a rock at me and screwy. It hit me in the back of the head. It started to bleed and screwy left to get her dad to help fix us up.” When I finished she looked at the two colts and sighed. She looked at us and walked over to me.
“I’m sorry for my brother and his friend I'll have them taken home and deal with them.