Anniversary Week

Ever since you arrived in Equestria as a part of some weird experiment you signed up for since you were broke, you had to learn a lot of stuff in a very short amount of time to try and fit in with the locals. Surprisingly enough, the creatures here, who called themselves “ponies”, were more like humans than the horses you had imagined. They stood on two legs, had arms, hands, opposable thumbs, the whole deal. Their heads had muzzles instead of the traditional nose, and the ears were like horse ears, and on top of their head. They had tails, and some had horns, some had wings, and a few happened to have both. That’s the brief lesson you were given when you got to Equestria and into this castle, where a particular purple pony greeted you. She said her name was Twilight Sparkle, and she was the “Element of Magic”, or whatever that meant, and the “Princess of Friendship”, or something. It was all pretty lost on you.

That was 2 years ago. Since the experiment vessel crashed and they weren't certain on how to get you back, everybody decided to just let you live in Equestria. And in those two years, you became very close with that same pony who first greeted you on that fateful day. As she taught you the ins and outs of daily life in Equestria, you became closer and developed feelings for each other. You’ve been dating for just over a year, and while some people thought it was odd at first, they just shrugged it off. But the oddest thing that’s happened to you happened during a particular lesson.

Despite the cartoony appearance of the land, it was still like Earth. Women (or mares, as they were known) had vaginas, men (stallions) had penises. Same as always. But what you learned, is that princesses, who had both wings and horns, had both. Full sets of everything, all fully functioning. You learned that about 2 months into your romance with Twilight. And you never knew quite what to make of it, but just rolled with it. You weren’t really sexually active for the longest time, a few blowjobs here and there (both giving and receiving), nothing fancy. You tried penetration, in both positions, but nothing serious. But now, on your two-year anniversary, things are about to heat up.

In Equestria, relationships are serious business. To have one with the Princess of Friendship? It’s basically the most important thing in the world. You ended up learning that anniversaries are a big deal when it comes to royalty. So big a deal, is that royal anniversaries of at least one year are basically given a whole week. 7 days of not-as-big celebrations compared to a big one. So you had no idea what was in store for you as the first day of your anniversary week reared its head.