For this one, please read the description. It's a bit weirder. So, if you're unprepared, prepare yourself. And yes, I know this isn't how anatomy works. It's magic. It's a story, It's a magical cartoon pony in a human-ish form.

You wake up the next morning, groggy, still a bit sweaty and sticky. You look over to your side, and see your girlfriend, still sound asleep. You look down to your groin, and to your delight, you see that your normal human penis and balls are back. You do check under them to see if your other set was down there, but it wasn't. You sighed with relief, being back to completely normal for the time being. You hear a rustling next to you, you guess your sigh was a bit louder than anticipated, and Twilight's purple eyes flutter awake.

"What time is it?" She yawns, stretching her arms out.

You check your phone on the nightstand next to you.

"Just after 10." you say. "Don't you have important things to do, like at all?"

"Nope. I have small things to do, but important meeting were all scheduled around this week." She leans over and kisses you on the nose.

"Nice. So, what did you have planned for today? It can't get much more different than yesterday, right?"

"Well," she starts, "I was kind of planning to eat you with my dick and turn you into cum."

You didn't know those words could be put into that order to make that certain sentence. That just didn't make sense.

"What? Eat me with your dick? How the hell does that work?"

"It's magic, I ain't gotta explain shit."

"Will I die?"

"Nope," she says, as you imagine her putting on her glasses like a teacher, "You'll slide down my dick which will be enlarged by my magic, fall into one of the testicles, also enlarged, be turned into my cum through some sciency/magicy bullshit, and when I cum you out, you will reform unharmed from the puddle. It takes even less time if I cum into a container, like a condom. Or bathtub."

"So...how long will it take?"

"Eating you would take as long as you want it, and full digestion from solid form to 100% liquid will take a couple of hours. Reformation depends on the container, but you'll be okay by tomorrow. "

"And I will be 100% completely okay afterwards?"

"Yup."

You ponder the situation, thinking that you can trust her, since she wouldn't lie to you. "Fuck it, I'm in. Might as well go all the way if we're getting weird."

"Excellent. Go shower up and I'll get myself ready."

You head to the shower, making sure that you don't grab the poison joke soap again. As you scrub yourself, getting the remnants of last night off of you, you wonder what it's going to be like to be cum. Or if you'll even recognize that you've become cum. You wonder how many people have had those thoughts in the entire history of the universe(s). You could probably count that number on one hand. You hop out of the shower, as clean as you could be for an absentminded shower such as that. You walk out of the bathroom and see Twilight walking over to the bed, when she tosses you a plastic bottle with a pearly liquid in it.

"Drink that," she says, as you fumble to catch it. "It'll make sure you're okay during the process."

"Is this..." you stammer out as you point to the slightly off-white liquid.

"Oh, no. It's just a coincidence, trust me. That's just how the magic reacts with the ingredients."

You shrug, as it wouldn't have been the first time you've swallowed something of that color. You pop the top of the bottle and chug it down. You don't feel anything now, so you pray to Celestia that it works. She sits down and places the bag next to her on the bed and sits at the edge.

"So what's all in there?"

"Oh, nothing much. Just a couple of magazines, some lube, a spellbook, and one of these."

She pulls out a large, square, flat package from the bag, it looks like a vinyl record sleeve. It has some writing on it: "XXXXXL: Kinky Fucker Size". Oh. It's...that.

"I told you. You reform quicker if you're in a container."

"It's going to be that big?"

"You're literally going inside of it. Of course it is. I just haven't performed the spell yet. I was waiting for you."

"So how is this going to work?"

"I've got a spell. I've got a potion for my stretchiness, like the one I gave you a few days ago, and I've got your hands."

"Alright, let's get this over with." you sigh.

"Now get on your knees and get close. One in each hand."

You kneel down in front of her spread legs, her normal-sized package about a foot in front of her face. You reach out and grab the purple globes, one in each hand. They're pretty warm, as you would expect. You feel her shudder as you look up and see her down the potion, toss the bottle back, and look back at you.

"Ready?" she says, horn starting to glow.

"As I'll ever be."

A flash of pink comes from her horn. You look down at your hands, holding on to her testicles, and you feel them get warmer. Not hot, but a soothing warmth. A "sweatshirt right out of the dryer" warm. You start to feel them get heavier. A lot heavier. And then they start to expand. Starting at their normal oval orange size, they look like they're inflating. You swear you hear a cartoony sound effect accompanying the change. She wraps her legs around you and pulls you closer to her expanding cum factories.

"You really need to get acquainted with your new home." she says, emphasizing the last two words and stretching them out. "Now give them a kiss. You three need to be best friends."

You start to reach out to grab them, one in each hand, like the last time. But now, they're the size of soccer balls. So you reach out and caress one with both hands, tentatively leaning forward and planting a kiss on it. As you got closer, you swear you could hear them gurgling. Gurgling. Like a pot of water set on the stove top to boil. For some reason, this turns you on like nothing has before, and you start kissing them all over. You even start to lick them a bit. You switch your attention to the other one as it continues to expand. They creak a little bit as the flesh expands. From soccer balls, to basketballs they expand. You continue the worship of the massive spheres, rubbing your hands around them like a crystal ball. And since her package was expanding, it appears that her aroma got a lot heavier, too. It was musky. Not quite a physical cloud, but it could have been. It was earthy. Pungent. Intoxicating. You put your face right up to where her sack met her sheath, grabbed the skin surrounding your face, pulled it over your nose, and took a huge whiff. It was heavenly. Maybe the potion had something to do with it.

You were so intoxicated, literally, by the size of her balls that you forgot to give some attention to the main course. Her dick had also started to expand. From the 16 inches it started at, to 20. Then to 2 feet. Growing in diameter, from the original 3 inches across, to 5. To 7. It kept its shape, head unflared for the moment. Just like someone started to click and drag on it. Veins went from the width of a shoelace to the width of a permanent marker. She started to pump a bit of pre out. That's when you noticed her dick, as a large glob of pre fell on to your head, dripping down your face. You lick your lips.

"Like that, huh? We'll you're about to get as much as you want soon."

You back off as the last of her growth comes to a stop. Her balls have grown to the size of over-inflated beach balls, the skin of her sack stretched to the max, and the balls even rested on the floor a bit. Her dick had finally stopped growing, too. It finished at a full 3 feet, still only semi-erect. It was just under the size of that condom wrapper she pulled out. About 11 inches across. You couldn't even think of what her circumference was at that point. She grabs it with both hands and places it between the two reservoirs of spunk.

"So. How do you want to do this. Feet first, or head first?"

"Is there a difference?"

"I'll suck you off if you go feet first."

"I guess you have your answer, then."

"Alrighty, then. So you need to get up over your calves before I can start to get you in there."

Her horn starts to glow, as does her hand, as she moves it to the tip of her massive purple member. She rubs around the head, which appears to open up the slit that you will soon travel into. You stick the tip of your foot in there, and feel it almost clamp down on it. You pull back, amazed that you're about to do this. But her musk is still fogging you mind, so you go to take the plunge for real. You put your foot in, getting it in up near the ankle. You stretch it outward to get your other foot situated. It's very warm. And very slippery. You feel some pre-cum start to come out, it soaks your feet, and splashes up your legs, helping lubricate your entry. You're on your back, and you push yourself forward like you're crab walking. Your ankles are soon engulfed by her horsecock, soon getting soaked in her pre.

"I've never felt it stretch like this before, it's painful but arousing at the same time." she says, panting, as she feels the penile intruder slide in.

You keep pushing yourself in, moving outward so you can get your somewhat larger calves into her shaft. You can see small bulges in the dick as your feet wiggle around. You're not even to her medial ring yet, which is now the width of a bicycle tire. Your calves are now fully in, and your knees are soon engulfed as you feel yourself being lifted up. You see a pink aura form, and you see Twilight lifting her massively heavy package up with her arms and a little magic.

"Strength spell and a little bit of levitation. Now, to give you a proper send-off."

She brings you closer, your hands now resting on the sides of her cockhead to prevent you from sliding in before you cum. You're up to your mid-thighs in pony dick, and your balls are resting on her shaft. She begins to suck on your tip, stimulating you further. She pecks your head with light kisses, making you moan a little bit. She takes no time in taking you in her muzzle, getting halfway down with the first drop. You really can't thrust right now, so it's all up to her to get the job done. She's obviously a pro at this, so she swirls her tongue around your shaft, bathing it in her saliva. She quickly goes all the way down, the tip of your dick hitting her throat. Her lack of gag reflex makes this pleasurable, as she goes up and down the whole way, as you struggle to hold on to her tip. You almost start to slip a bit, but regain your composure.

"I'm...close! Just a bit...more!" You say, moaning even more as your legs are getting wetter and stickier. She starts to pump out more pre, making your entrance even slicker.

She pushes forward one last time as you release. You feel glad that it's coming from a dick this time. Your jizz rockets out, starting to fill up her cheeks in the first few shots. She hold that mouthful for your whole orgasm, and 20 seconds later. You look down at her full cheeks, and she makes eye contact with you as she noisily gulps it down, showing you her open mouth. You feel very spent, and your arms give out as you start to slide down even more, your still semi-hard dick propped up against your stomach as you slide down past your genitals, and to your belly button. The warmth is even more comforting at this point, even if it is a bit weird. She has you propped straight up now, and you start to slide down. Your arms get trapped at your sides as you slink down into the penis. You feel the warmth and snugness start to feel hot. Very hot. Your chest feels like a sauna now as it glides down her slit. Your feet feel a bit less cramped, and you feel like you know what's coming. Her cockflesh reaches your shoulders, and you get anxious.

"Hold up!" you say in a louder tone. Twilight's horn lights up, stopping your descent. "You're sure this is safe. I will come out okay?"

"Absolutely. I know you trust me. You will come out safe." She brings you closer and gives you a kiss on the lips, which you barely have time to react to. "And just one more thing." Her horn glows again as she taps your forehead with it. "Since I won't be able to really hear you through my dick, you can think what you want said and I will hear it. Only the things you want me to hear. Now, I promise it'll be okay. I love you." You both make eye contact, her large purple eyes almost tearing up from a mixture of pleasure, pain, and love.

You start to slide down, the slit forming around your next like a large purple choker. Snug, but not tight. Your head starts to slip in as a spurt of pre comes out, the salty-sweet fluid getting on your lips. You lick them one last time and take a last gulp of fresh air before your mouth and nose slip in. You close your eyes as you feel the wetness hit your like it was being smeared on.

"Wait. Will I be able to breathe in here?" you think/say. "And can I open my eyes?"

"Yes, and Yes.", she thinks/says back. "You will breathe a bit hotter air, and will breathe fine until digestion."

The word "digestion" creeped you out. You switch your focus away from breathing as you feel your legs are suddenly a lot less constricted. Like there's some free space. You start to try and slide a bit faster, as you see the only light above your head go dark-ish as her slit contracts back to it's normal, non-gaping status. You wiggle your legs to try and get down a bit quicker. As you bend your head down slightly, taking a bit of cum on your lips as it comes off of her inner walls, you see where you'll be landing shortly. Instead of the anatomically correct solid testes, you see what looks like two latex globes with openings in the side. You decide not to question it, recalling the wise words of your lover, "It's magic, I ain't gotta explain shit!". You wiggle your toe down to try and get a feel of your landing spot as the rest of your body stays perfectly straight, like you're planking. In her dick. To the surprise of literally nobody, you feel a thick and sticky substance hit your toes. It's warm. Warm cum. You move to one side to try and get into that one, and as your foot hits the bottom of the cum puddle, you slip. You suddenly shoot down the rest of her shaft and fall back, headfirst on your back into the other testicle, where you end up submerging your head in the sticky cream.

You slink up and start to cough, wiping away as much cum as you can from your eyes, trying to get the viscous fluid out of your airway.

"Oof! What the fuck!?" you hear Twilight scream in your thoughts. "What are you doing down there?"

"I slipped." you think bluntly. You slide up to the side, and realize you are now sitting in Twilight's testicles. Again, you must be the only person in history to say something like that. You're now sitting, with your knees close to your chest, arms wrapped around them. You look around, and see mainly just purple flesh and the off-white cum. It's really hot. It's also very musky. Like, the air is just 100% musk. The lake of cum comes up midway to your calves, and feels as hot as a hot tub. No bubbles yet, though. Which reminds you. "So when will...it start?"

"As soon as I fire this spell off. Are you ready to go?"

"As ready as a person sitting inside of your junk can be. Is it going to hurt?"

"Probably not." You hear a flash of magic go off. "Be ready, it might get a bit hot in there."

You were so taken aback my the "probably" that you almost didn't notice the temperature change. It got a bit hotter, and you started to sweat a bit more. The musk had also started to turn you on, as your dick stood up from the puddle of spunk. You thought that since you were only going to be solid for a little bit more, you might as well crank one out before it goes away. You start to pump your shaft as you look at your arm, which is sweating even more now. But what you see isn't sweat, it's not clear. Oh. So it's happening now. Your skin is slowly starting to get hotter, as it begins to deteriorate.

"So I'm just going to melt like this?" you say.

"Pretty much. Your mind will wander off in like 5 minutes once you've transformed enough, and then the rest of your body will start to dissolve more. It should be painless for both body and mind."

You accept that explanation, and start pumping your dick again. Now it's a race to beat the clock. Your movements are causing your stretchy prison to bulge and sway just a bit. Using her cum as more lube, you feel your skin get hotter and hotter. Your brain starts to fog up with thoughts of pure pleasure. Your other hand, the one not on your dick starts to flop to the side, your bones starting to liquefy into her sperm. Your new, less focused mind finds that super arousing, and your hand on your dick gets faster. You feel the tension start to build up as more and more of your skin starts to soften, from head to toes. slowly flopping motionless into the rising pool of cum. Your brain can think of nothing but cum. Being cum, smelling cum, tasting cum. You release, your meager load hitting the ceiling of Twilight's nutsack, as your head falls down into the pool, your screams of pleasure coming out as bubbles in the bath. You sink, your mind going away to nothing, your genetic material mixing with hers as you sink into unconsciousness.

"Honey?" Twilight thinks, seeing her large sphere start to slowly stop moving. She hears a bit of a gurgle and some bubbles that give her the response she was looking for. "Well, might as well let this rest until he's completely liquid", as her still enormous dick finally goes soft. She props her legs up on her now exercise-ball sized nut as she feels it move just a bit and opens up a magazine.

A couple of hours later, she wakes up from her nap, throwing her issue of Equestrian Royalty Monthly off of her face, and notices that her testicles have resized themselves with now even amounts of cum, both hers and her boyfriend's digested body. She rubs both of them a bit and moans at the even more sensitive flesh. "Guess it's time to let him out." She grabs the condom from her side and takes off the packaging. She grabs it and slowly slides it down her still huge member as it starts to expand. Her now fully erect cock comes in at just over 3 feet, and her balls both like smaller exercise balls now. "Don't think I'll be able to really use my hands for this one."

She starts to pump a bit with both of her hands near the bottom of her shaft, since the condom made it just over her medial ring, she has about a foot of flesh to work with. There's a bit of precum from before she put on the condom, and that serves as a little bit of lubricant for her hands as she works them up and down and around the circumference of her massive member. Her horn glows as a magical cylinder starts to envelope her dick, moving up and down like an ethereal fleshlight. She takes her hands off and puts them on the bed at her side, bracing herself to focus on this spell. It goes from head to base, massaging and pleasuring the supple flesh. Her magic is guided downward to rub at her massive testicles, prepping them for the exit of the massive amount of fluid. Her magic proves to be super effective, as she starts to buck her hips in time with the magicjob she is giving herself. It gets a bit quicker and her breath gets a bit more ragged, as she pumps for the last few times.

"Cumming!" she yells to absolutely no one, as the dam breaks loose. If you were conscious right now, you would have felt like you had just cum yourself. The pressure released like BBs out of a shotgun. The first waves of cum hit the condom and started to drag the tip down, forcing a balloon of cum to descend to the floor. Twilight was thankful she splurged on the extra-strength ones. Her balls had tightened up, as much as they could, and were continuing to put out spurt after spurt, each one at least a gallon in size. She continued to fill out the condom at an astonishing pace. It was viscous, creamy, and above all, hot. She felt each volley come out and it was almost burning. The condom continued to expand, getting larger and larger by the second, growing large enough to fill 3 kiddie pools full of her essence. Her orgasm finally slows down, her balls shrinking back down to the size of grapefruits. She takes the condom off the tip of her dick as a few drops fall into the open end, making sure not to waste any of her precious lover. Her dick also starts to shrink, going back down to her normal 16 inches. She ties the condom off and lets it sit there for a second while she grabs a towel and wipes the sweat off of her forehead.

"Better make sure he'll reform quickly."

She gets up and wobbles a bit, not having stood up in about 12 hours now, and feeling a bit light headed, and levitates the condom full of you through the bathroom door. She's careful not to catch it on any edges, making sure you don't get popped until she wants you to be. She levitates you over the bathtub, and after making sure the drain is closed and there aren't any other openings for you to get through, carefully sets the giant condom into the tub. She unties the knot in the condom, and lets it settle, morphing to the shape of the tub, none of you escaping the latex prison. Her horn glows, and she snaps her fingers, a magical scissors cutting the top knot off of the condom, and the reformation spell starts to take effect. She leaves the bathroom, and puts a "do not disturb" sign on the knob, even though she knows no one will be in. Just as a precaution.

"Well, he should be good to go by morning. I'll check on him midway through the night. Sweet dreams, my little cream pie."

She walks over to the bed, undoes the covers, and is asleep by the time she's covered herself up. Tomorrow is going to be another great day.

Author's Note

Yes, Anon is okay. I will explain more in the next chapter. I tell you what, this was a tough one to write. Not many other examples of pony CV on fimfiction, so it was hard to visualize it. The next chapter is a bit more familiar territory for me (hint hint). The chapter after, for what I'm planning, won't be as extravagant, but the final chapter will be a bit more like chapters 1-3 than 4-5 and 6. I'm done with school for the semester, so hopefully I don't take too long of a break between chapters like I did for these.

And even though I said "bathtub", I don't mean the kind of bathtub that's like the one most people have in their homes, I mean a real fancy ass one like this one. So the anon condom would definitely fit.