Suikoden V: Frey and co. Go To Equestria

by ShadowHail

Rating: teen
Tags: Princess Celestia, Alternate Universe, Main 6, Romance, Princess Luna, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Spike, Comedy, Other, Adventure, Crossover
Length: 1281

This story takes place midway into the Suikoden V storyline AKA recruting Eresh

Jeane suggests that she and Frey go back to the Big Hole to meet someone she knows. But thanks to a blunder from the ever so Ditzy Teleport Mage, Viki; Frey,Jeane,Viki,Zerase,Zweig,Lyon and Egbert are sent to Ponyville by mistake. Hilarity ensues soon after, but little do they know that the Godwins are also hot on their trail.....

Published 2012-07-01 16:24:01 UTC
Last updated 2012-07-01 16:24:01 UTC

Chapter 1: Big Hole Viki! not Ponyville!

It was a rather beautiful day at the ancient sindar castle ruins. Everyone was busy as always, Logg standing around waiting for someone to use his boat, Subala anticipating Frey to play her fishing minigame and well, all the other stars of destiny standing around. Freyjadour Falenas, the crowned Prince of Sol-Falena was loitering around his room when his maid came in and said "Your Highness, The runemistress Jeane, is here to see you." "Bring her in. " Frey replied. Jeane's visits often unnerved Frey; it wasn't just the way she dressed, which had caused his sister, Lymsleia to call her a "hussy", Frey didn't like seeing her in his room. Many a rumour, that she and the prince were doing *ahem* Off the record business scattered around the castle and had caused Frey to be severely berated by Kyle, Georg and Lyon. "Tee-hee! good morning Prince. How are you?" Jeane said. "Erm, well i'm fine Jeane." Frey replied, he could feel his face blushing just by looking at her and well, she noticed. "Is there something wrong? I can always do some ah, Magic to fix you up." Jeane replied smiling naughtily. "NO! I don't want those rumors circulating again. So anyway, you wanted to see me?" Frey said quickly. "Well, i know you were looking for another star of destiny, heck, It's suikoden, they all go that way. So anyway do you want to go back to the Big Hole with me? i Have someone I want you to meet." Jeane said. "Well, alright. I'll get a Party and we can go via Viki's Teleport. " Frey said. And so, Frey and His Party consisting of him, Jeane, Egbert, Lyon, Zweig, Zerase and Viki assembled at the exit of the castle. Lyon insisted on coming as she said "I don't trust leaving you with Jeane she might teach you some, uhmm. innapropriate things." And so Frey and co. squeezed together as Viki started her spell. "one, Two, Three, A-CHOOO!". "Well, we're screwed It always goes bad when she sneezes.", Zweig managed to utter before being teleported to God knows where. "Well, at least we're still alive" Jeane managed to say. "Where is this, Rainwall?" Lyon said curiously. "No, the sky is too bright and the trees are too healthy." Zweig replied. "Owowow! Darnit child! next time you do that, wait why do i feel like a quadruped?" Zerase said testily . "Um.. same here" they all managed to say. "Uh, yeah about that... " Viki said. When they looked down they say that they had Four legs, hooves, tails and manes. Jeane, Viki, Zerase and Lyon had spiral horns jutting from their foreheads. While Egbert who was still ranting on about the situation being some "FILTHY GODWIN PLOT!" looked like a regular, albeit cuter horse. Zweig had developed wings and was still trying to maneuver them around. And the Prince? you guessed it! He had all three qualities.
They all had the skin color of what they were wearing so Lyon had A short black, mane with light pink colored fur, Egbert was completely green but had a red face which turned out to be anger blush from the earlier rant, Zweig had a yellow mane, glasses and orange fur, Zerase had her Black and yellow mane and Black body while the prince was Orange with white streaks in his mane and tail. after a profusion of apologies from Viki, Jeane, Zerase and Zweig spoke up "We've heard of this place, it's inhabited by talking quadrupeds known as ponies and some, if not most possess a magical ability of some kind. It's like they have runes embedded in them from birth. It is known as Equestria. and where we are now is Ponyville. "

Chapter 2: A New Presence

"Luna, did you feel that?" Celestia asked her sister. "As a matter of fact, I did It felt like a...." Luna said. "Like a portal being opened into Equestria!" Both sisters cried simultaneously. They called for their respective armies and Celestia and Luna gave out the following order " Stay on guard, all of you. I don't know what came out of that portal but it will certainly be something not from this world. If you find anything suspicious report it to me immediately." "YES YOUR HIGHNESSES" the guards said aloud.
"Sis, should we send a message to Twilight as well? I mean, you know how these fimfics go, the new comers are always, ALWAYS dropped near or into ponyville." Luna asked her sister. "Hm... you may be right, By Discord these Fimfic writers are running out of places to use. Very well i will contact her at once." Celestia told her sister.

"Of all the bloody creatures, WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE PONIES?!" Zweig screamed at the sky. "IT'S A TRICK BY THOSE FILTHY GODWINS AGAIN!" Egbert replied; but no one really paid attention to his rants most of the time. "Fools, be glad you still have your weapons with you." Zerase replied coldly. "Yeah and i bet my Dawn rune shoots fluffy kittens and rainbows now! as if it wasn't already sucky before..." Frey said sarcastically. "Prince, stop breaking the fourth wall we need more of that in the next chapters." Lyon scolded Frey. "Well, we'd better find enter Ponyville to get some supplies and find a library maybe; maybe one in a giant tree..." Jeane said casually. "I could teleport us to that place." Viki said wanting to regain their trust again. This drew a loud "NO!" from the rest of the group. When they arrived the received the usual Pinkie Pie welcome "Hi, I'm Pinkie Pie And this is Ponyville!!!" "You don't say?" Zweig replied sarcastically. "Oh yes i do! in fact I think I have a song about it" Pinkie replied cheerily, seemingly oblivious to the sarcasm. They had to restrain Zweig and Zerase to prevent them from causing property damage, while Viki bounced happily to the rhythm. After the song was over Pinkie Pie gave them the grand Ponyville tour; it was a good thing Jeane knew a Silence spell and shut Zerase and Zweig up for an hour. After the Ponyville tour. Frey and co. were feeling like they fought the Lelcar defense campaign all over again. Who new this pink pony had enough energy in her to keep her going for 3 hours. "Must be the sweets" Frey thought to himself. "Okie Dokie Lokie! I want you to met my friends!" Pinkie Pie replied happily while bouncing around. They were first introduced to a white Unicorn with diamonds on her flank. "This is my friend Rarity! she makes the best dresses and she likes sparkly things!" Pinkie said. "Pinkie, darling you make me sound like a cat!" Rarity told her. "And who are these magnificently colored friends of yours?" She asked Pinkie. "Well they're uhm... oopsie i forgot to ask your names!" Pinkie said. "Well, i'm Frey", "I'm Lyon", "Meh, call me Zweig","Tee-hee! you can call me Jeane.", "GODWIN BAST- oh I'm Egbert", "My name is Zerase I won't repeat myself." After all that Rarity said "Oh my! you must simply come into my boutique! i'll fit you with all the best dresses I can assure you!" Frey, Zweig and Egbert looked at each other "DRESSES?!". "Oh, and two tuxedos for the stallions over there." Rarity said. This drew a massive amount of laughter from everyone in the room. Even Zerase was chuckling loudly enough for everyone to hear. While Frey explained to Rarity that he was a Guy, they didn't know that the Godwins were planning something evil back in Sol-Falena.