
Do Not Serve These Ponies
Lyra intends to prove that humans exist no matter how many museums she has to destroy
Lyra knows the truth. Lyra knows that a shadowy conspiracy dating back to the very dawn of Equestria is responsible for manipulating every major event for the past two thousand years. And Lyra does not care how many museums she has to destroy or how many transdimensional rifts she has to open in her quest to inform the public.
Now with cover image by Madmax! http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/3595/theyaretheworst.png
Spanish translation: https://www.deviantart.com/spaniard-kiwi/art/No-servir-a-estos-ponis-999961442
Audiobook: https://youtu.be/W8W0xxVHtmI


20629 words: Estimated about 2 hours to read
8 Chapters:
- Chapter 1: The Truth 2012-07-09 04:19:29 UTC2924
- Chapter 2: The Rift 2012-07-09 04:18:27 UTC2007
- Chapter 3: The Working 2012-07-09 04:05:21 UTC2986
- Chapter 4: The Alien 2012-07-09 12:37:18 UTC2270
- Chapter 5: The Prince 2012-07-10 06:13:46 UTC2603
- Chapter 6: The Conspiracy 2012-07-10 11:40:27 UTC2615
- Chapter 7: The Invasion 2012-07-25 05:56:10 UTC2314
- Chapter 8: The End 2012-07-25 13:27:18 UTC2910