The Warrior

  'Beep' what's that sound 'beep' it sounds like... 'beep'. "MY ALARM CLOCK FUCK!! If I'm late for school coach is going to kill me!" I throw my sheets off and race around the room looking for a clean outfit I really need to stop putting off laundry day.

  I put on my cleanest dirty shirt and shorts and casually walk to the kitchen to get my car keys. Hey if coach is going to kill me I might as well die rested.

   I grab my keys and head out the front door and walk to my car. As I get in a hear a 'buzz' from my phone and I unlock it up to check. Most of the messages are for game day like. (go get that W) or (gooooo warriors!!) then I see one from my friend and quarter back. (yo after we get this W I got us a party to go to you in?) I reply with a hell yeah and start up my car.

  Fuck coach is going to have my ass for this, he'll probably make me do twice the hitting drills and three times the conditioning. The only dame reason he gets on to me is because I'm the best dame player the team has I mean if Tj or Keleb were late he'd just yell at them and that would be it 'sigh'.

  I live in a small town in the middle of buttfuck nowhere, you know one of those towns that live and breath football, despite my skills it'll be a miracle if I get noticed by any big colleges. As I drive I look out my window and see a deer, not just any deer a huge buck.

  "Dame I can't wait for deer season" I keep my eyes on the deer and notice that it's a huge twelve pointer, as I watch it I don't feel the car slowly swerving to the right and closer to the ditch, I finally look back to the road, bit it was to late. "HOLY SHI-" and then every thing went  to black....

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  In Canterlot princess Celestias is peaceful reading a book when 'boom boom boom' she's startled at the sudden change in the weather, when she looks out her balcony she can hear two lightning strikes, even though it's not raining today.

   She watches two touch down over equestria, specifically the everfree forest.

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  I slowly start to come back to reality "Ow...my fucking head" I slowly and painfully open my eyes to see if I'm in heaven or hell.

  But to my suprise I see trees and grass everywhere I look which is righ in front of me considering the pain that surges through me when I try to turn I slowly fight through the pain and look to my left and see...trees then I try looking to my right and see more fucking trees,where the fuck is my car and the road for that matter. I slowly try to get up and I'm meet with red hop pain "fuck!!" I slowly lay back down and consider falling asleep...fuck thats a sign of blood lose

  "I'm not dying here I still have to have sex one last time before I die"I try to get up again and am meet with the same pain I power through it. It feels like being stand over and over again. As I reach my feet the pain dyes down and Its on half as bad which still hurts like a bitch I can feet most of it from a huge gash down my side.

  "Well shit..that's not good" I take my first few steps and figure out my legs aren't broken it's just this gash that fell like im being stabbed repeatedly I take one last look around and pick a direction "well might as well get walkin before I become food for the animals. I hate being back at the bottom of the food chain".

  As I walk I start to think through my situation,how the fuck did I survive that crash I hit a tree...I think,and where did my car go not only did I crashed my car but I lost that hunk of metal, dad's going to kill me. I start to count my steps out of bordum and becauseI need something to get my mind off the pain from the gash,as

I count I get to around to my 237th step when I see.

  "A cave! Thank god for some sort of shelter" l move a little faster pushing through the pain to the cave. I sit down on the nearest rock and think through my situation,what the fuck is going on how am I even alive, the crash should have killed me and where is my dame car 'sigh' not only did I total my car but I lost the stupid hunk of metal. If I survive this dad's going to kill me.

  I can't think about my inevitable death I need to get some sleep "great rocks the most comfortable pillow mother nature will provide 'sigh' at least it can't get any worse" I realized my mistake as I said it and wait for something to happen... "huh I guess mother nature isn't going to be a bi-" 'boom' lightning strikes outside my little cave and it starts to rain 'sigh' well shit, was my last thought as I slowly drift to sleep.