//-------------------------------------------------------// The Warrior -by Creed- //-------------------------------------------------------// //-------------------------------------------------------// Just another day //-------------------------------------------------------// Just another day   'Beep' what's that sound 'beep' it sounds like... 'beep'. "MY ALARM CLOCK FUCK!! If I'm late for school coach is going to kill me!" I throw my sheets off and race around the room looking for a clean outfit I really need to stop putting off laundry day.   I put on my cleanest dirty shirt and shorts and casually walk to the kitchen to get my car keys. Hey if coach is going to kill me I might as well die rested.    I grab my keys and head out the front door and walk to my car. As I get in a hear a 'buzz' from my phone and I unlock it up to check. Most of the messages are for game day like. (go get that W) or (gooooo warriors!!) then I see one from my friend and quarter back. (yo after we get this W I got us a party to go to you in?) I reply with a hell yeah and start up my car.   Fuck coach is going to have my ass for this, he'll probably make me do twice the hitting drills and three times the conditioning. The only dame reason he gets on to me is because I'm the best dame player the team has I mean if Tj or Keleb were late he'd just yell at them and that would be it 'sigh'.   I live in a small town in the middle of buttfuck nowhere, you know one of those towns that live and breath football, despite my skills it'll be a miracle if I get noticed by any big colleges. As I drive I look out my window and see a deer, not just any deer a huge buck.   "Dame I can't wait for deer season" I keep my eyes on the deer and notice that it's a huge twelve pointer, as I watch it I don't feel the car slowly swerving to the right and closer to the ditch, I finally look back to the road, bit it was to late. "HOLY SHI-" and then every thing went  to black....               --------------------------------   In Canterlot princess Celestias is peaceful reading a book when 'boom boom boom' she's startled at the sudden change in the weather, when she looks out her balcony she can hear two lightning strikes, even though it's not raining today.    She watches two touch down over equestria, specifically the everfree forest.               --------------------------------   I slowly start to come back to reality "Ow...my fucking head" I slowly and painfully open my eyes to see if I'm in heaven or hell.   But to my suprise I see trees and grass everywhere I look which is righ in front of me considering the pain that surges through me when I try to turn I slowly fight through the pain and look to my left and see...trees then I try looking to my right and see more fucking trees,where the fuck is my car and the road for that matter. I slowly try to get up and I'm meet with red hop pain "fuck!!" I slowly lay back down and consider falling asleep...fuck thats a sign of blood lose   "I'm not dying here I still have to have sex one last time before I die"I try to get up again and am meet with the same pain I power through it. It feels like being stand over and over again. As I reach my feet the pain dyes down and Its on half as bad which still hurts like a bitch I can feet most of it from a huge gash down my side.   "Well shit..that's not good" I take my first few steps and figure out my legs aren't broken it's just this gash that fell like im being stabbed repeatedly I take one last look around and pick a direction "well might as well get walkin before I become food for the animals. I hate being back at the bottom of the food chain".   As I walk I start to think through my situation,how the fuck did I survive that crash I hit a tree...I think,and where did my car go not only did I crashed my car but I lost that hunk of metal, dad's going to kill me. I start to count my steps out of bordum and becauseI need something to get my mind off the pain from the gash,as I count I get to around to my 237th step when I see.   "A cave! Thank god for some sort of shelter" l move a little faster pushing through the pain to the cave. I sit down on the nearest rock and think through my situation,what the fuck is going on how am I even alive, the crash should have killed me and where is my dame car 'sigh' not only did I total my car but I lost the stupid hunk of metal. If I survive this dad's going to kill me.   I can't think about my inevitable death I need to get some sleep "great rocks the most comfortable pillow mother nature will provide 'sigh' at least it can't get any worse" I realized my mistake as I said it and wait for something to happen... "huh I guess mother nature isn't going to be a bi-" 'boom' lightning strikes outside my little cave and it starts to rain 'sigh' well shit, was my last thought as I slowly drift to sleep. //-------------------------------------------------------// Rude awakening //-------------------------------------------------------// Rude awakening   I slowly regain consciousness and feel the wind on whisking by my face... wait what my eyes shoot open and I realize I'm not in my the cave.    I'm not even on the fucking ground! 'miffed scream' my mouth was gaged and my hands and feet bound hold on I'm not into this kind of kinky shit. What the fuck I'm not a fan of highs! I try to get a better look at what is carrying me.    As I strain to look up I see two human like figures in some sort of grey armor they look just like humans except, they have fucking wings! one of the figures turn there head, and.. they have beaks! what the hell is going on!!!   "So what do you think it is" a feminin voice saise to the one carrying me   "I don't know but if it keeps eyeballing me i'm going to drop the dame beast." a gruff more manly voice said, I try to find something else to look at which happens to be the female bird thing, and she is giving me quite the view considering she's above me   "what do you think the king will do when we bring him this weird creature" the female saise.   come on I'm not ugly enough to be called a creature am I. "I don't know and I don't care but he has to give us some kind of reward for this thing" .   The rest of the terrifying flight went by quietly, I can see in the distance a huge castle and a city surrounding it. As we get closer I can get a good look at the city from my vantage point in the sky I can see what looks like more bird people that were going about there daily lives. Where the hell am I!!!    We close in on what looks like huge iron doors and there were two more armored guards standing at them as we approach one of the guards saise.   "halt what is your business with that...thing" the male replies   "we were on the hunting shift when we came across this beast in a cave, and we would like to bring it before the king, we have never seen such a creature" you know I could just tell you if you would take off my gag but whatever "ok. enter." The guards open the big medal doors and revile a huge room, and in the middle of the room sets a throne with a bird wearing a golden crown sat. We as we approach the bird I look around to see all eyes on me.   guards are giving me looks of discust and the one servant is just staring at me with what I could guess is fear in her eyes. We stop in front of the king and my two caters Try to force me on my knees when I didn't budget the male kicks me in the back of the knees "you will bow in the front of royalty"   "What is this thing you bring me." The king says   "we found it in a cave on our hunting shift sir" the female saise while saluting" "we didn't know what it was so we thought you might want to study the beast sir" the male adds,the king stares at me for a moment then saise "take his shirt off" the guards do as he said, who hold on I'm not ok with this!   "from his muscle structure he looks like a fighter, take his gag out from his mouth" the male removes the gag as I look over to the female she is looking at me with a slight blush "can you talk beast?" the king ask, I remain silent "let's see if this will help" he nods to one of the guards beside him who walks up to me and punches me in the face AHHH,YOU SON OF A BITCH!!"   "Haha, all he needed was some modivaton" the king says, I struggle in my binds and the guards hit me again "now do you have a name beast" I cleared my throat as if about to speak but instead spat blood on his shoes 'sigh' "you must not be from a very intelligent race, guards lock him in one of the cells while I decide what to do with him" before I could protest the guards hand had already slammed into the side of my face and I was out.   When I fade back to the land of the living I slowly get up and take a look at my surroundings "I really need to keep getting knocked out to a minimum, it can't be good for my health" while I look around my small cell I see that it is just a small room with a wooden bed and no pillow or sheets and a...bucket in the corner of the cell. I sit on the bed "why am I hear" I think out loud, did one of my friends slip something in my drink and this is the outcome, if that's it than my brain is alot smarter than I thought if it can make up all this shit.   As I sit there thinking things over I see a figure out of the corner of my eye, I look over to see a female bird thing in the cell across from mine, and I can't really tell but she looks like she's old and kinda frail, and she's just staring at me "uh, hi."   She just stares at me with half littited eyes then says. "I don't know if my old eyes are playing tricks on me, but you look kinda weird sonny, what are ye?" ha , yeah definitely an elder.    "well I've been saying the same thing about your kind since I got here, say, what are you?" by this time I had moved to the bares "I asked first sonny".   "Well then im a human, by the looks of things and the rude names I've been called I guess you don't see many around here" I say with a hint of sarcasm.   "hehe, well I've never seen anything like you in my lifetime and that's sayin somethin, as for me i'm a griffon and an old one at that." what could she have done to end up in this shit hole. "I'm guessing your wondering what a old bird like me is doing in here." Holy shit she reads monds! "actually I was just wondering that."   She goes and sits on her wooden bed and begins. "Well I've been in here for about 5 years now, I was walking through the market heading home when a man dropped his gold watch, as I go to pick to give it back to him, he starts to yell "get back thief" and comes running up with a guard at his side, and the rest is a bunch of legal business I'm sure you don't want to hear".   Wow "so you got thrown in this hell hole for trying to help someone! dame" this sweet old lady deserves better than this "don't curse now"   "Oh sorry" I say "it's alright, I was only supposed to be in here for a month but I guess they forgot about me" WHAT ONLY A MONTH!!! what cruel person would leave her down here to rote "I-I'm so sorry".   "Hehe don't be sorry your not the one who put me here, besides I probably don't have that long anyway" dude I'm about to cry, she sounds like my grandmother. Breath watch your temper max. "By the way what's your name?" I ask "you can call me granny silver, or just silver what about you sonny what's your name?" she asks. "My names Max, nice formally meet you".   "Such a polite young man, how long are you in here for" she asks. "I really don't know, until the find out what there going to do with a "beast" like me" I really hope they don't do the whole chopping block thing. "Oh, well hopefully the king is merciful, anyway you need to get some sleep sonny, a youngn like you needs there sleep".   "Ok silver, and call me max" and with that I walk over to my bed curly up, dame I'm in a world surround by mithical creatures.. just wow. I struggle to fall asleep, but it son sleeping like a very uncomfortable baby.