Polandball's adventure in Equestria

Poland awake feeling to vomit."Ughhhhhh were am of I anyways?".Poland said."Am I of dead?.Bah,Im not of dea-wait a second!Im not of dead I just stealed Germoney's teleportation machine and it seems broken............you have gotta kiddings of me."Poland said while walking."Well,I might goings and find a house or somethings here like of a villlage or KURWA!A village!Oh wait a sign.It of says...."Hi!Welcome to Ponyville!Have a nice stay!"Whaaaaaaat?IS THIS JUST SCOTLAND'S DUMB DREAMS?Looks like because Scotland always of likings Unicorns and magical stuff".As Poland is getting near he heard a voice,it says screaming"A WEIRD MONSTER THAT LOOKS LIKE A BALL,EVERYONE RUN!" A pony screaming that is running that its skin is white and its hair is Purple.It once scream "I must tell this to Twilight!".Poland was extremely weirded."Ummmm.....I knew it I shouldn't be shoutings kurwa.Well I of still goings there".Poland said.As Poland bounces(they don't walk skrub!)he notices,he felt strangesness in the air,he felt he was being watched,and suddenly,he walks into a trap teid up on a tree."KURWA!Helpings of me!Help!Helpings!Poland said shouting until *WACK* Poland got smack in the head."That shall do it".The mare in a texan style hat said."What shall we do about him Twi?".The yellow mare asked.The purple mare was thinking until she got an idea."I got it!Lets tie him up at your house Fluttershy and ask him some questions"The purple mare said."Cmon what are we waiting for.Lets go!"The orange mare with a texan style hat said.

                                                                      To be of continued.........