Teh Homie Ponys.

by L1NK

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Adventure, Crossover, Sex, Random, Gore, Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Romance, Original Character
Length: 1143

Homies Become Ponies What are the odds.

After Getting mysterious marks on them, the Homies wake up the next morning as... Ponies.

Published 2012-07-04 13:04:02 UTC
Last updated 2012-07-04 13:04:02 UTC

A New Day

*Andrews POV*

I was walking home on the last day of school when it happened. Aaron, Daniel, And Becca met up with me as usual. Aaron seemed to be in a better mood than usual, as if he knew what was going to happen. We walked casually and almost instantaneously it happened. Bright colored lightning bolt emerged from the thick clouds and struck us directly. We passed out cold and I woke up alone on the sidewalk. "Woah, what happened?" I asked to myself actually thinking someone was around.There was a burning sensation on the top of my hand. There was a mark. Not like any mark I've ever seen. It was three triangles in the shape of a pyramid. Other than that I felt fine. I got up and looked at the dark, gloomy, clear sky. I resumed my walk to my house, still confused about the mark. I figured I'd deal with it in the morning.

When I got back to the house I took a look at the clock, Midnight. My parents were already asleep so i just went to my room and called Becca like I did every night. No answer, which was weird because she always answers. Whatever, I thought, I call her in the morning. When I awoke my head was itching so I scratched it with my hoof..... Wait what? My..... hoof?

"DAFUQ!!!" I Screamed aloud.

*Aaron's POV*

I woke up in the morning in a happier mood than usual. First of all, I'm a pony, and second of all, WAIT IT WORKED! HELL YEAH! That's what happens when you wish upon a star! Woo! My celebration quickly stopped when I realized something. I looked in a mirror and saw that I was white, had a crazy blue and black mane, wore blue shades, and had a cutie mark of a penguin holding an Ak-47......thank you star. There was a sudden knock on my front door. I opened it to see a strange green pony staring face to face with me.

"Hello Aaron." The pony started.

"Ohai Andrew." I replied.

"Just to be clear.....I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU WISHED ON A STAR TO BE A PONY, WHAT THE HELL DID I SAY ABOUT WATCHING MY LITTLE PONY! IT'LL SCREW YOUR MIND INTO RAINBOWS AND HAPPINESS! COULDN'T YOU JUST WISH FOR SOMETHING LIKE AN IPAD!?" Andrew screamed.

"Ah, but you see, ponies are still the best, because, we have sexy ponies, so you know, I can get a girlfriend." I explained.

*Hoofslap*

Becca's POV

I'm going to hug and love the shit out of someone. Out of all the things that happen in the world, IT JUST HAD TO BE PONIES! OH MY FUCKING GOD YES! I hope Andrew is as excited as I am! I should call him! I ran over to my Iphone....er....Ipony, apparently made by Sweet Apple Acres Inc. I dialed Andrew's phone and walked over to a mirror while the phone rang. I had red and blue cotton candy hair, but I was all black......oh the racism in that sentence. I had to admit though, I was sexy for a pony.

"Hello?" Andrew answered.

"OMG! Andrew! I can't believe we're all ponies!" Becca screamed excitedly.

"Yeah, the so-called Aaron wished upon a star and now we're all in, I dunno, Happyland?" Andrew was frustrated.

"That was Aaron? OMG I COULD FUCK THE HELL OUT OF HIM NOW!" Becca screamed happily.

"But you're my girlfriend...." Andrew whimpered.

"True...... then again...." Becca pondered.

"HEY WHAT THE HELL!?" Andrew raged.

"Ok fine, later tonight!" She whispered

"Me gusta." Andrew said with a sly grin on his face.

Daniel's POV

"Uhhhhh" Daniel groaned, still waking up. As soon as he opened his bright colored purple eyes, he screamed "QUE PASO! QUE PASO! COMO!?". He stood up on a grassy plain surrounded by three houses." What the hell is going on?" He yelled aloud. A pegasus zoomed straight into Daniel. "Hey watch-" Daniel cut himself off. It was a pure black pony with white hair that slightly glowed and vibrant green eyes . "Oops, Sorry." The pegasus said apologetically. Daniel thought frantically on what to say because this pony was crazy pretty, it had to be something really clever and smart. So he said something really intelligent " Uhhhhh." The Pony laughed and introduced herself. "My name is Spectrum Glisten." By then Daniel managed to get out some words. "Mine's Daniel, I think." he said still confused by love. "Um, maybe we could hang out some time, Daniel" She said handing him her iPony number. When he took it he passed out. She giggled and flew away. Daniel lay there unconcious with a big smile on his now-pony face.

Andrew's POV

Andrew left and Aarons house to go see Becca. On my way I saw a pony passed out on the floor with a wing boner. Ok? I thought. I kept trotting until I reached our house. Becca greeted me at the door with a hug. " I need a bath." I whimpered. Today was too much to comprehend for me. I still couldn't believe that we were all ponies. Aaron is probably having the best day ever right now.

(Meanwhile at Aaron's)

"ARE YOU READY FOR THE RUFFNECK BASS!?"

Becca's POV

Ok so being a sexy pony is great and all but theres still a question that needed to answered, Becca thought to herself, where are we? I guess I should ask Aaron considering he's such a fanboy of this stuff. She trotted over to Aaron's House and gave 3 knocks. He opened and immediately she heard loud. blaring, Dubstep. The biggest that Andrew and Aaron had in common was that the both loved dubstep. "WASSAP?" Aaron said loudly over the blaring music." Quick question," explained Becca "Where are we exactly?" Aaron answered " Were in Ponyville of course! And tomorrow were out to celebrate!" Aaron finished.

Daniel's POV

"Mother of God." Daniel said after awaking "I just met the most beautiful pony I've ever seen." He said mezmorized. Wait a second, he thought to himself, whats going on, why am I a pony? And then, he heard it. Dubstep. Immediately, he knew Aaron had something to do with this. He galloped towards the house that the music was coming from. He angrily knocked on the door. "Hel-" Daniel cut him off with a hoof to the face.

"Ouch what was that for Dickwad!?" Aaron asked rubbing his cheek.

"Geez, I dont know," Daniel answered sarcastically."Maybe FOR TURNING ME INTO A PONY!"

"Calm down the same happened to Andrew and Becca." explained Aaron.

"Really? but how did it happen? asked Daniel.

"Stars have magical powers son!" Aaron answered.

"Oh.......So what now? asked a confused Daniel.

"We live out our lives....... but as ponies."

"Seems legit" replied Daniel.