Masked Matter Horn VS Sheep

by Daft Night Official

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random
Length: 680

Twilight/MMH takes a job on Applejack's farm dealing with sheep.

After defeating the mane-iac superhero work dries up in Maretropolis. Twilight AKA The Masked Matter Horn is forced to take a job on Applejack's farm dealing with a herd of sheep.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-12-04 11:08:39 UTC

Another Day in Paradise.

"Baaaa."

"Baaaaa!"

"Now Twi, I need you to round up all these here sheep and get them moved over into the South field." Said Applejack. "Can you manage that?"

"Of course! I've been studying herding and I know just what to do!" Said a very enthusiastic Twilight.

"Okay, Im off to help Big Mac with the Apple Harvest. Good luck!" Applejack said as she trotted away towards the apple orchard.

Twilight turned and looked out across the massive field littered with sheep. They stretched out farther than she could see on the ground and so took off into the air for a better view. The North field looked to be around 500 acres in size, a daunting task for Twilight. But for the Masked Matter Horn? There couldn't be a simpler task! Twilight grinned and flew off back towards her castle.

A while later the Masked Matter Horn flew over the field and landed aggressively right next to a big group of sheep, hoping this would frighten them enough to get them moving. She looked up from her landing position and was face to face with a sheep who was chewing on a mouthful of grass. It looked deeply into her eyes and she just looked right back, the tip of her horn inches from grazing its forehead.

"Baa" It said with a mouthful of grass. Its breath smelt fairly pleasant which was surprising.

"Why aren't you moving Mrs sheep?" Asked The MMH. "According to my research my sudden and aggressive appearance should of frightened you enough to get your small herd moving."

The sheep just blinked at the yammering pony before her and bit another chunk of grass out of the ground. Twilight teleported a book to her entitled "Herding sheep for City Ponies." and began reading.

"See look! It says right here, a fast and threatening entrance should get the flock moving. From there you can guide and herd them into the desired location." She said showing the book to the uninterested woolly creature. "Why aren't you doing what your supposed to do?"

She turned the book around to study it further but the sheep had ripped the page out and chewing on it! Twilight was horrified and glared at the sheep. Boom! Suddenly the book ruining sheep was sent soaring into the air by a magic bolt from an angry Masked Matter Horn.

"Baaaaaa!!!!" Said the shocked sheep as it flew across the field.

The rest of the small herd were now looking at Twilight with worried looks on their faces. Twilight looked at the sheep and smiled sweetly...

Sheep were flying through the air all across the field in the general direction of the southern field. Twilight had at this point given up on conventional means of getting these book devouring beasts to listen to her and instead had taken to just shooting them with lasers. Several were laying on their backs with their legs flapping around in the air trying to right themselves, others were running around with singed wool or no wool at all! One unfortunate sheep was on fire and running around frantically unsure of what to do with itself.

"Take that sheep! Get moving!" Shouted Twilight as she continued to pepper the sheep and ground with magic.

After a rather short period of time the majority of the sheep had bunched up together and were stampeding towards the entrance to the next field, the south gate. Twilight continued her pursuit from the air and flew right behind the flock with her horn glowing red. They jammed themselves through the small gate and with some forceful telekinesis the sheep ran through the gate. Satisfied with her work Twilight returned to the North field to levitate any of the stragglers who had escaped her rampage. Around 6 in total, mostly ones who were either naked or unable to stand up. She swung her head around and catapulted them into the next field.

"Another job well done by the Masked Matter Horn!" Said Twilight as she smiled proudly to herself.