
Dear Small Pony Book
Dear Small Pony Book,
Hello. My name is Thorax. I am a changeling formerly of the Badlands Hive, ruled by the terrible Queen Chrysalis. Nowadays, I am fortunate to call the Crystal Empire home, and their Royal Family my friends.
Since I'm rather new to living in pony society—without orders to infiltrate, of course—my new friends have been doing their very best to help me get acclimated to this strange, alien way of life. To this end, Princess Cadence has instructed me to tell you of my experiences so that we might use this as time to reflect together. However, I do find it strange. How am I to discuss my day to day interactions with a book? Especially one without a name? You can't not have a name, that would just be rude. So, I will just have to figure one out for you.
I'm not sure why Cadence is laughing at that, or why Shining Armor is groaning. This is a very serious issue.
These ponies are strange. But I don't think I'd have them any other way.
A little thing for me to fiddle with when I'm bored. Updates will likely be sporadic. Tagged as a prequel/sequel to The Face I'll Wear because it will explore some of the same themes and will show events before and after the story.
Preread by Timaeus.





20 Chapters:
- 1. Vases Don't Tremble 2016-12-04 23:10:56 UTC2475
- 2. The Winter Spirits are Jerks 2016-12-22 19:46:29 UTC3974
- 3. My First Hearth's Warming 2016-12-28 00:43:00 UTC5530
- 4. Learning Days 2017-01-20 00:45:44 UTC2979
- 5. Princess Luna's Stars Do Not Swirl 2017-02-02 23:19:15 UTC2498
- 6. A Good, Loyal Subject 2017-04-02 22:55:41 UTC2238
- 7. The Ride to Canterlot (Not Invading This Time, I Promise) 2017-05-08 14:13:52 UTC2964
- 8. The Immortal Sisters Pt. 1 2017-06-28 22:19:49 UTC5433
- 9. The Immortal Sisters Part 2 2017-07-24 14:13:02 UTC2181
- 10. The Immortal Sisters Part 3 2017-08-22 19:02:31 UTC3765
- 11. A Change in Plans 2017-08-31 19:01:00 UTC3865
- 12. Business In the South 2017-12-19 20:37:52 UTC3895
- 13. Comic Reunions 2018-01-16 23:55:24 UTC2112
- 14. That Tingle Down My Carapace 2018-02-22 18:38:16 UTC3868
- 15. The Machinations of Fillies 2018-04-18 18:18:42 UTC4052
- 16. Failure 2018-05-25 00:17:27 UTC8674
- 17. Home at Last 2018-08-17 00:11:40 UTC5245
- 18. Bravery? I Think I Prefer Hiding 2018-09-30 02:54:42 UTC6908
- 19. What I Want 2018-11-29 13:52:36 UTC1687
- 20. A Dicey Roll 2019-04-03 01:25:45 UTC1700