The Wordy Wrath of THE PUNDIT

by Doc Hightower
Equestria has dealt with many antagonists, disasters, and horrors from beyond space and time, but can they save themselves from a pony filled with an undying lust for puns and a penchant for villainously sauteing the scenery?

Spike, unbeknownst to Twilight or anyone else with enough responsibility to stop him, made a second visit to Enchanted Comics in Canterlot to purchase the first issue of their newest series. However this time the story is not content to wait for somepony to get sucked into it and one pithy punster decides to take matters into his own hooves while he waits for his creators to finish his second issue. Now he runs amok in Equestria with the dastardly plan to… make horrible puns and be criminally hammy?
P.S. The Cover art is just the best thing I could find, Miss Pun does not appear in the story. She certainly COULD appear in this story, but at the time of writing I have no explicit plans to write her into the proceedings.
P.P.S. The mature tag is there because at some point I will not be able to stop myself from writing an amount of innuendo into the story, it may be gratuitous, it may not be, but it will certainly not lead to any actual sexy content or any males or females or otherwise being in dishabille.

Incomplete
Comedy
Random
 

2972 words: Estimated 15 minutes to read

2 Chapters:

  1. Prologue - Punctuality 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
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  2. Chapter 1 - The Calm Before the Storm 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
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