SSEE Inc E

by totallynotabrony

Rating: everyone
Tags: Slice of Life, DJ P0N-3, Alternate Universe, Human, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Other
Length: 2047

You learn more by listening than by talking. And you learn a lot more by listening to ponies.

You learn more by listening than by talking.

And you learn a lot more by listening to ponies.

Published 2016-12-06 13:10:02 UTC
Last updated 2016-12-06 13:10:02 UTC

Message Traffic

SECRET//NOFORN

FROM:
USS MCCAIN (DDG56) CRYPTOLOGICAL ELEMENT

TO:
DESRON15
C7F
ONI FARRAGUT
NSA

SUBJECT:
EQUESTRIA SIGINT OPERATIONS 000021122016M

USS McCain arrived on station on outside of Equestrian territorial waters to conduct electronic surveillance of Equestria, as ordered. Baseline activity registered as mostly FM radio carrying music, with lower levels of activity in voice and other frequencies. Further collection and analysis will be required to determine if encrypted communication exists and what protocol it follows.

Ship's Signals Exploitation Equipment Increment E fully functional, green across the board.

Report sent:
0000 21 Dec 2016
CTR1 Smith

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FROM:
USS MCCAIN (DDG56) CRYPTOLOGICAL ELEMENT

TO:
ONI FARRAGUT
NSA

SUBJECT:
EQUESTRIA SIGINT INTERCEPTS 120021122016M

Summary of Equestrian radio stations within McCain's intercept radius:
89.5 mhz - Identifies as Manehattan radio. Analyst describes music as pop.
91.5 mhz - Identifies as Manhattan News radio.
92.3 mhz - Identifies as Baltimare News radio.
92.9 mhz - Identifies as Phillydelphia radio. Analyst describes music as pop.
93.5 mhz - Identifies as Ponyville radio. Analyst describes music as cartoonish.
94.0 mhz - Station and location not identified, no words ever spoken. Analyst describes music as dubstep.
95.9 mhz - Identifies as Canterlot radio. Analyst describes music as victorian.
96.5 mhz - Identifies as National Emergency radio. Plays test sequence. No other words spoken.
97.1 mhz - Identifies as Clousdale radio. Weather station.
97.9 mhz - Identifies as Canterlot News radio.
98.9 mhz - Identifies as Appleoosa radio. Analyst describes music as country.
99.5 mhz - Identifies as Trottingham radio. Analyst describes music as classic rock.
100.9 mhz - Identifies as Manehattan Funk radio. Analyast describes music as disco.

No other regular broadcasts identified. Intermittent activity observed on lower frequencies, likely amateur (ham) radio.

Report sent:
1200 21 Dec 2016
CTR2 Jones

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FROM:
NSA

TO:
USS MCCAIN (DDG56) CRYPTOLOGICAL ELEMENT

SUBJECT:
REQUEST FOR ADDITIONAL DETAIL

In reference to message EQUESTRIA SIGINT INTERCEPTS 120021122016M, additional detail is requested regarding Equestrian radio procedures.

Mr. Jackson

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FROM:
USS MCCAIN (DDG56) CRYPTOLOGICAL ELEMENT

TO:
NSA

SUBJECT:
ADDITIONAL DETAIL REGARDING EQUESTRIAN RADIO PROCEDURES

Equestrian radio stations appear to be regulated much the same as human countries, judging by stations routinely broadcasting identifiers. See attachment for audio sample. All stations appear to also have a regulated power output.

Referencing message EQUESTRIA SIGINT INTERCEPTS 120021122016M, the station broadcasting at 94.0 mhz is unusual in that no identification is ever made on-air. The station also seemed to be operating at a higher power level. Possible pirate radio is suspected.

Message sent:
1320 21 Dec 2016
CTR1 Smith

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FROM:
USS MCCAIN (DDG56) CRYPTOLOGICAL ELEMENT

TO:
DESRON15
C7F
ONI FARRAGUT
NSA

SUBJECT:
EQUESTRIA SIGINT INTERCEPTS 000022122016M

Reference message EQUESTRIA SIGINT INTERCEPTS 120021122016M for list of stations. Direction finding is as follows:

89.5 mhz "Manehattan Radio" - Approximately 26.04 N 178.25 W
91.5 mhz "Manhattan News Radio" - Approximately 26.04 N 178.25 W
92.3 mhz "Baltimare News Radio" - 22.66 N 179.10 W
92.9 mhz "Phillydelphia Radio" - Approximately 24.86 N 179.01 W
93.5 mhz "Ponyville Radio" - Approximately 22.74 N 175.03 E
94.0 mhz Unknown Station - Approximately 22.83 N 175.33 E
95.9 mhz "Canterlot Radio" - Approximately 23.57 N 176.03 E
96.5 mhz "National Emergency Radio" - Approximately 23.57 N 176.03 E
97.1 mhz "Clousdale Radio" - Approximately 24.40 N 173.71 E
97.9 mhz "Canterlot News Radio" - Approximately 23.57 N 176.03 E
98.9 mhz "Appleoosa Radio" - 19.54 N 174.95 E
99.5 mhz "Trottingham Radio" - Approximately 25.11 N 179.94 E
100.9 mhz "Manehattan Funk Radio" - Approximately 26.04 N 178.25 W

More radio stations are likely active further west, but too faint to detect. Recommend collection from the west side of the Equestrian landmass.

Ship's Signals Exploitation Equipment Increment E fully functional, green across the board.

Report sent:
0000 22 Dec 2016
CTR1 Smith

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FROM:
ONI

TO:
NSA
PACOM
C7F
USS MCCAIN (DDG56)

SUBJECT:
EQUESTRIA SIGINT OVERLAY

See attached Google Earth .kml file for graphic depiction of locations. Overlaying radio intercept graphic with satellite imagery of the Equestrian continent provides locations and names for cities. Strong correlation to Manehattan, Canterlot, Baltimare, Phillydelphia, and Trottingham. Towns of Ponyville and Appleoosa also noted. Cloudsdale unable to be imaged due to cloud cover. Unknown radio station correlates to site near Ponyville.

Message sent:
IS2 Harrison

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FROM:
USS MCCAIN (DDG56) CRYPTOLOGICAL ELEMENT

TO:
ONI FARRAGUT
NSA

SUBJECT:
EQUESTRIA SIGINT INTERCEPTS 120022122016M

Reference messages EQUESTRIA SIGINT INTERCEPTS 120021122016M and EQUESTRIA SIGINT INTERCEPTS 000022122016M for baseline observations.

94.0 mhz Unknown Station and 97.1 mhz "Clousdale Radio" appear to have moved. The unknown station has shifted to 26.00 N 178.28 W, northeast of its previous position, a distance of approximately 250 NM, placing it just southwest of Manehattan. Cloudsdale Radio has shifted only slightly, to 24.20 N 173.52 E, a distance approximately 16 NM southwest of its previous position.

The unknown station, previously assessed as unlicensed broadcast, is likely a mobile station. A relatively small error in the location of Cloudsdale Radio is likely due to low precision in direction finding caused by local anomalies.

Analyst comment: Further investigation will be required to resolve the location of Cloudsdale's transmitter. No other city radio station had such a broad variation. Equipment checks did not reveal any errors.

Report sent:
1200 22 Dec 2016
CTR2 Jones

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FROM:
USS MCCAIN (DDG56) CRYPTOLOGICAL ELEMENT

TO:
DESRON15
C7F
ONI FARRAGUT
NSA

SUBJECT:
EQUESTRIA SIGINT INTERCEPTS 000023122016M

97.1 mhz "Clousdale Radio" has drifted consistently northwest over the last twelve hours. Current location is Approximately 24.30 N 173.11 E. No other stations show movement.

Ship's Signals Exploitation Equipment Increment E fully functional, green across the board.

Report sent:
0000 23 Dec 2016
CTR1 Smith

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FROM:
NSA

TO:
USS MCCAIN (DDG56) CRYPTOLOGICAL ELEMENT

SUBJECT:
ANOMALIES IN DIRECTION FINDING

In reference to messages EQUESTRIA SIGINT INTERCEPTS 120022122016M and EQUESTRIA SIGINT INTERCEPTS 000023122016M, request you check status of SSEE Inc E.

Mr. Jackson

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FROM:
USS MCCAIN (DDG56) CRYPTOLOGICAL ELEMENT

TO:
NSA
DESRON15

SUBJECT:
STATUS OF MCCAIN SSEE Inc E

In reference to message ANOMALIES IN DIRECTION FINDING, onboard Ship's Signals Exploitation Equipment Increment E is fully functional, green across the board. Status verified by two technicians.

Message sent:
1244 23 Dec 2016
CTR1 Smith

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FROM:
ONI

TO:
NSA
PACOM
C7F
USS MCCAIN (DDG56)
STATE DEPARTMENT OUTREACH EQUESTRIA

SUBJECT:
CLOUDSDALE RADIO ANOMALY

Imagery from the past two days indicates the suspected city of Cloudsdale is still cloudcovered. However, the cloud has remained roughly the same size and shape, and appears to track along with the radio signal's location. This includes moving against the wind. Repeat: moving against the wind.

Copied is State Department to provide more information on Equestrians, particularly rumors of control over weather.

Message sent:
IS2 Harrison

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FROM:
STATE DEPARTMENT OUTREACH EQUESTRIA

TO:
NSA
ONI
USS MCCAIN (DDG56)

SUBJECT:
CLOUDSDALE LOCATION

The city of Cloudsdale is mobile. Further information is protected by Special Access Program.

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FROM:
USS MCCAIN (DDG56) CRYPTOLOGICAL ELEMENT

TO:
ONI FARRAGUT
NSA
82 RS
SUBJECT:
EQUESTRIA SIGINT INTERCEPTS 120023122016M

Current location of 97.1 mhz "Clousdale Radio" is 24.33 N 174.01 E.

Airborne signal correlated to probable Russian Tu-214R observed active over Equestria. Aircraft was tracked via SPY-1D onboard USS McCain (graphic attached). Aircraft appeared to react to US Air Force RC-135 also over Equestria at the time. No reactions to either reconnaissance aircraft noted from Equestria.

Russian Tu-214R appeared to circle location of Cloudsdale several times.

82nd Reconnaissance Squadron copied to message. McCain requests products generated from Equestria overflight.

Report sent:
1200 23 Dec 2016
CTR2 Jones

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FROM:
82 RS

TO:
USS MCCAIN (DDG56) CRYPTOLOGICAL ELEMENT

SUBJECT:
EQUESTRIA COLLECTION MISSION 23 DEC

Attached are a few graphics we were able to build. NSA has forwarded a few of your messages to us and they’ve been of great help in selecting collection priorities. We would appreciate being copied on your further messages.

Unfortunately, we are unable to release images, specifically of Cloudsdale, due to SAP restrictions.

Cheers,
1Lt Johnson

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FROM:
USS MCCAIN (DDG56) SNOOPIE TEAM

TO:
ONI
DESRON15
C7F
PACOM

SUBJECT:
EQUESTRIAN CIVILIAN MARINERS VISIT USS MCCAIN

USS McCain was visited today by a group of Equestrian ponies in a boat. McCain CO spoke cordially with them but did not allow them to board. Ship's Nautical or Otherwise Photographic Interpretation and Examination team was allowed ample opportunity to photograph the event. Attached are photos, timeline, and transcript of event.

Report sent:
ISC Parker
1553 23 Dec 2016

SECRET//REL TO USA, FVEY

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FROM:
USS MCCAIN (DDG56) CRYPTOLOGICAL ELEMENT

TO:
DESRON15
C7F
ONI FARRAGUT
NSA
82 RS

SUBJECT:
EQUESTRIA SIGINT INTERCEPTS 000024122016M

In reference to message EQUESTRIAN CIVILIAN MARINERS VISIT USS MCCAIN, the visiting boat provided ample collection opportunities to the onboard Cryptological Element, however there were no signals of interest. There appears to be little to no radar, maritime radio, or other seaborne signal activity in all of Equestria. This implies either a low technology level or incredibly pervasive government control over signal emissions.

During the visit, an Equestrian stated that Cloudsdale is a floating city (no further information). McCain CO ordered SPY-1D to search. A large, nearly immobile aerial object was detected at an altitude of 2,000 feet in the vicinity of the Cloudsdale radio signal. Current location of 97.1 mhz "Clousdale Radio" is 23.56 N 173.88 E.

Ship's Signals Exploitation Equipment Increment E fully functional, green across the board.

Report sent:
0000 24 Dec 2016
CTR1 Smith

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SECRET//REL TO USA, FVEY

FROM:
ONI

TO:
PACOM
C7F
DESRON15
USS MCCAIN (DDG56)

SUBJECT:
CONTACTS OF INTEREST

Chinese AGI-851 sailed immediately upon Equestria appearance, arriving on Equestria west coast on 23 DEC. Likely collecting intelligence in the vicinity of Vanhoover.
Russian SSN-295 last located approximately 200 NM northwest of Equestria. Currently assessed to be surveilling Equestrian landmass.

Other contacts include USS McCain (DDG56) off Equestria’s east coast, JDS Atago (DDG177) off Equestria’s west coast, HMAS Stuart (FFH153) 175 NM southwest of Equestria, and USS Ohio (SSGN-726).

Message sent:
IS2 Harrison

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FROM:
USS MCCAIN (DDG56) CRYPTOLOGICAL ELEMENT

TO:
ONI FARRAGUT
NSA
82 RS

SUBJECT:
EQUESTRIA SIGINT INTERCEPTS 120024122016M

At 1000 local time, unidentified radio broadcasting at 94.0 mhz abruptly changed to cello music. Dubstep resumed one hour later.

Current location of 97.1 mhz "Clousdale Radio" is 23.96 N 173.72 E.

Consulting McCain’s onboard METOC weather prediction team, analysis over time has shown Cloudsdale Radio’s weather forecasts to be extremely accurate.

Report sent:
1200 24 Dec 2016
CTR2 Jones

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FROM:
USS MCCAIN (DDG56) CRYPTOLOGICAL ELEMENT

TO:
DESRON15
C7F
ONI FARRAGUT
NSA
82 RS

SUBJECT:
EQUESTRIA SIGINT INTERCEPTS 000025122016M

Unidentified radio broadcasting on 94.0 mhz went silent for several hours at midmorning, only to resume in the vicinity of Trottingham. Signal paused again in the afternoon. Near-simultaneously, 99.5 mhz "Trottingham Radio" introduced a guest known as “DJ Pone-three” who did not speak but apparently began to play dubstep. Music ceased after a brief demo and resumed on 94.0 mhz.

Current location of 97.1 mhz "Clousdale Radio" is 24.46 N 174.42 E.

Ship's Signals Exploitation Equipment Increment E fully functional, green across the board.

Report sent:
0000 25 Dec 2016
CTR1 Smith

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UNCLASSIFIED

FROM:
DESRON15

TO:
USS MCCAIN (DDG56)

SUBJECT:
HOLIDAY GREETINGS

Commodore sends best wishes. Keep up the good work.

Message sent:
0001 25 Dec 2016
OSC Richards

UNCLASSIFIED

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FROM:
USS MCCAIN (DDG56) CRYPTOLOGICAL ELEMENT

TO:
ONI FARRAGUT
NSA
82 RS

SUBJECT:
EQUESTRIA SIGINT INTERCEPTS 120025122016M

In the early morning, most Equestrian radio stations began to broadcast Christmas-type music. Radio hosts identified it as appropriate for a holiday known as Winter Wrap Up (audio attached).

Current location of 97.1 mhz "Clousdale Radio" is 24.82 N 174.46 E. “Cloudsdale Radio” predicted an even layer of snow across all of Equestria, including for visitors. Unknown who "visitors" referenced. McCain received snow on the decks today.

Report sent:
1200 25 Dec 2016
CTR2 Jones
Merry Christmas

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