The Legendary Pony

Lyra got up in the morning to see that all of ponyville was busy, almost all of the ponies were buying flowers, cards, cakes, everything. One thing that Lyra noticed is that only the mares were out.

Why not stallions? The only stallions out of their house were at Twilight's house with bowling balls. There were four, John Smith with a blue jacket and a white shirt underneath, a light brown stallion with a blond mane, tail and beard and also had a brown cotton jacket with a White shirt underneath, another light brown stallion with sunglasses, a brown mane and tail and a green shirt with a White collared jacket over the green shirt and a yellow stallion with a brown mane and tail, with a orange shirt.

"Hey Jeffrey, what's with the busy mares?" Lyra asked the blond mane and tailed one turned to her

"Everypony wants to meet this new guy in town or something, I don't understand mares sometimes." he said

"Oh… well what's with the bowling balls?"

John turned to her "We're going bowling with Firestorm."

"WHAT?! Nah uh! I'm going to learn about humans from Firestorm! Twilight promised me!" Lyra moaned

"Well you can come with us."

Non of the four said that, but it came from a window above her

"Firestorm?!" All 5 said in shock

"Yes, me, I was thinking you could come bowling with us, so I can have fun and teach you about humans." I said

"Dude! Mares ruin everything! Are you sure she has to tag in with us?" Walter, the stallion with the green shirt and white jacket asked

"Well, she doesn't have to play, she can watch." I suggested

"Well, you got me there." Walter replied

"I'm going to pass you a note." I said then went inside and got a note saying to meet me at the back door, then dropped it down to them, they read it and then they went to the back door.

Now I had to open the window and jump out as Twilight didn't have a back door, but after that was out of the way, we had to get around the girls, easy solution though.

"Lyra, stand in front of me, John, get to the right of me, the rest do the same by crowing around me." As they did, the first thing I got is a pony's butt in my face

"Um, I'm not sure if I like this view, or not" I muttered

"What was that, Firestorm?" Lyra asked

"Nothing, Lyra. Ok, move as I move… to the bowling ally!"

it was hard to start, sometimes I kept bumping into Lyra's butt, sometime somepony may bump into mine, but I mostly I kept bumping into Lyra "Ok, will you stop putting your face into my butt? I'm starting to think that's the reason you put me in front of you." Lyra said in annoyance

"Pfft… stallions, such perverts."

"Hey, you I don't have to tell you about humans you know, I can always just not tell you." I said

"Well fi… Shut up!!" she said.

We arrived at the bowling ally a little while later

"Oh thank goodness we're here, I need to clean my nose." I said

"same here dude, a butt is not a place for a nose." Theodore said, he was the yellow pony with the orange shirt

"Oh, a minute ago you was all over it." Lyra said

"Hey, I was crowded, what did you expect?" I said

"Well you could've just NOT told us to walk all crowded like we were!" Lyra said

After that, me and Theodore walked to the bathroom and washed our noses

"You know, you two fight like you're married." John said

"Oh shut up John… I wouldn't marry him, he's an uptight, selfish, good for nothing celebrity! I could never marry that!" Lyra said

"Or could you? Tell me, if he's so uptight and selfish, then why did he offer you to bowling to teach you about humans?" John said

Lyra stopped to think for a moment and then said

"Yeah, I guess he's not all that bad… he did offer his time for me."

"So what does that tell you?" John asked

"That… he's sorta nice…" Lyra said

"Who's sorta nice?" I asked, walking back with Theodore

"Lyra thinks you are." John said

"John! Why?!" Lyra said in anger

"I'm nice? Well, thank you, you too." I said to Lyra

"Oh, one add one going on here." John muttered for a joke

"John! Shut up!" Lyra said in rage

"Oh, stallions will be stallions, let's get bowling." I said.

After setting up our lane, me and the guys started, Lyra even played too

"Ok, so our turns are last, so, where to start… humans are, well, not anything like ponies physically… they sort of are but they are also known as people, and humans are people of war, they kill anything and will feed on it just to survive, but there are ones who don't, they are called vegetarians, some are also called vegans and I do understand that a certain Carrot Top's house was burned down for that reason of being a vegan. Humans are nice, they're good and… horrible too at the same time.

we have an invisible system where you have to be something to fit in, like you need big breast and a pretty face to be noticed, or have to be straight, have short hair, like football and the colour blue and have the Star Wars or the Call of Duty or the Doctor Who and wear hoodies to be a man, but to be a woman you have to have long hair, wear pink and have the Barbie or the Polly Pocket or the Justin Beiber or the Powerpuff Girls and like sleep overs and pillow fights to be a girl, but to be a woman you have to stay at home, clean everything and "stay in the kitchen" because the humans… they are mean, if you are even a tiny bit out of line then you hope your stars that you don't get picked on, beat up or shot, because we murder people for being different… my planet sucks."

"Firestorm, your turn!" Jeffery said, giving me a ball

"Oh… ok… good… oh, holes in bowling balls for this planet too? Hey Lyra, wanna know what a human looks like?" I said

"What? Heck yeah!" Lyra said, grinning

"Ok then." I concentrated hard, and managed to turn into a human, thankfully I was fully clothed. I lined my self up, and showed them how you bowl human style, sadly, I suck at bowling.

"Two pins?! *bust of laughter*" I kinda felt a bit mad, I turned to them and they stopped laughing, everypony did, everypony stopped bowling just to look at me

"Firestorm… do humans get White eyes, get black patterns and have there mane turn red when mad?" Lyra asked in fear

"No… Why? Wait…" I said, my voice sounded demonic.

I looked down and saw that black patterns were on my hand, I looked at my hands more, my demonic voice slowly faded to normal

"What the heck…?" I saw that the black patterns were slowly vanishing, but oddly, I rolled my sleeves down and saw that the patterns were getting thinner as they disappear into my vanes, I was speechless

"How…?" I snapped out of the daydream

"Sorry about that everypony, let's… um… let's get back to bowling…" I picked up the ball and bowled it, I got most of them but two pins stayed standing. I turned to Lyra after her turn

"Ok… where were we? Ah… ok, nice things now… some people like you for who you are, nothing will put them off you, some have manners and are nice, they don't think of themselves and are gentle, sweet, kind, fun, loving etc."

And that ends the lesson on the nice part about humans, I could go on forever with the mean stuff but I'll keep the fact about ponies and glue a secret from everypony, As then I might just frighten everypony about the fact I was one

"To be honest, if I was to pick a planet over the other and I had the option of this planet or my planet, it would be this one, yeah there's no place like home, but this place it way better. In my world, we wish for mythical creatures, the only time we get to see them are in video games, like Elder Scrolls or World of Warcraft, movies, like Harry Potter or… I don't know, or tv shows, like… I'm stumped on that one but the point is that we wish for something that exists here."

We continued with the game, then Bonbon came along

"Hey Bonbon!" Lyra said

"Hey Lyra, hey Firestorm." Bonbon said

"Hey Bonbon… wait… isn't Bonbon a food?" I asked

"No, you are thinking of BOURBON. Hey Firestorm, could I talk to you in private?" Bonbon asked

"Um, sure…" I said and walked over to the door with her and she looked at me

"Ok, me and Lyra was planning to go somewhere in the next few months and… well… I, well we rather, wanted to know if you wanted to come with us."

"Depends, where are we going?" I asked

"Filly Delphia." Bonbon said

"Filly Delphia? Sure, why not?" I agreed

"Ok. Oh, wait, are you willing to go to the spa, have pillow fights, do make up, and shopping?You can't come if you can't do one of them." she said

"Oh… well… ok, I guess I could handle the spa, I've never been there before… make up in for everypony, even actors wear them… ok, I'll come." I said

"Really?!" she asked in exitement

"Yeah, sure the actives are girly but I guess it's just a week, right?" I asked

"Yep, a whole week, oh, is truth or dare good too?" she asked

"Yep." I replied

"Ok, goodbye!" she said

"Bye." I replied

I walked back to Lyra and the guys, we went home and I went to Fluttershy's for a change.

"Bye Lyra." I said

"Bye Firestorm." Lyra replied She left and I knocked on Fluttershy's door.

She opened it and had bed hair

"Oh… Firestorm… excuse my mane, I was too busy to do it today." She said, she sounded tired

"Oh, I don't mind, do you want to, um, look at the stars with me?" I asked

"Oh, s-sure." she said, smiling a little. We laid on the grass outside her house and looked at the stars, we saw a shooting one once

"Make a wish, Fluttershy." we closed our eyes and made a wish, then looked at the stars again

"Do you ever wonder what's out there? In the stars?" I asked

"I know there are star ponies… I heard that the most powerful pony in the whole universe and beyond is part star pony, there are only very few though… most are female as Discord killed most of them, they are almost extinct now, there's only one male out of all the star ponies, I've heard that there are only three left, a mother and daughter and then the only male, he is foretold to bring them back by giving the daughter a child that will bring them all back, but that's believed to be a myth though." She said

"Seems ligit." I said, I asked her to tell me more about them, she said

"Well, they live forever, but every hundred years, they change their form, then go into hiding for 20 years, as they don't turn into a foal again. There's only one who has split personality, I believe it was her two best friends that were killed, and their memories combined into actual souls. Who knows, maybe one day, you'll actually meet a star pony."

We looked back at the stars for a while, and then a question popped up, a question that was something about my feelings

"Do you ever feel… unloved? That if you died no pony would care? Cause I do sometimes… I really do." I asked

"Well, I love you, so that's one pony who would care if you died." Fluttershy said

"You… you love me?" I asked

I didn't want to get too exited over this, let's see what happeneds first

"Oh… well, yeah, as a friend… do, um, do you?" she asked

I was blushing really bright

"Oh, urrr, su-sure… I mean, who could hate you, you have a nice pink mane, beatiful blue eyes… a loving gentle voice… great personality and… and… my gosh you're beautiful…" I said getting too into what I was saying.

"Oh, well, thank you, you are too." Fluttershy giggled. I realised what was happening, I was flirting and wasn't in control of what I was saying

"Oh, thanks. Again, we're just friends." I said

"Well we talk like we're more." Fluttershy said

"Well… um, how about we sleep, I'm getting tired." I said

"Me too, you can sleep in my bed, I'll sleep on the couch." Fluttershy said

"No, you take the bed, I'll take the couch." I said

"I refuse to sleep in the bed, my bed is yours for the night and I'm not sleeping until you take it." Fluttershy said assertively, then said "I mean… if you want to…"