The Legendary Pony

by guywhowritesbadfanfics

Friendship is Magic

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I was in Twilights house, reading every spell I haven't learned and trained on it, then Twilight turned around and gave me a book.

"Use this spell… it'll stop Discord by turning him into stone." Twilight said

"Is there a spell to teleport him to the sun?" I asked

"Firestorm! No, stupid head." Fluttershy said from across the room

"If I had a horn, I would have used it by now on you."

"Fluttershy!" yelled Twilight

"I don't buy this 'Hope' stuff you was spouting" Fluttershy said

"What hope do we have? I bet you're not even the legendary pony they're talking about, I bet it's a pony that would kiss somepony when they said they would instead of being a filly and wussing out." she said

"Lay off him Fluttershy! He really wants to but keeps getting stopped when he has the chance!" Twilight told her

"Yeah right! What stopped him the first time?!" she yelled

"Hi-" Twilight started but couldin't finish because then I interupted

"My feelings…" I said "that's what stopped me, I was nervous and it was the first time I would have kissed a pony, I've been kissed before then but I wasn't a pony before then."

"Then what were you?" Fluttershy asked

"He wasn't anything before then!" Twilight said, trying to hide my past self and the disturbing race I was apart of.

But it was too late, I already used magic to turn into a human

"This…" I said grimly, close to anger

"…is what I was, the top of the food chain… the race that ride animals like you… the animal friends you have, are food to people like me… you're lucky I'm a vegetarian, or you head might of been a table stool made of your skin… and Angel might be in his own home, a home I call the stomach, a nice place filled with acid that slowly melts anything that's inside it! And that's not even the worst part… you don't want to know the worst part…"

Silence was in Twilights house at that moment, nopony spoke, Fluttershy's jaw was dropped and I just stared at her, looking at her so mad that fire was in my eyes, soon after I broke eye contact and turned back into a pony and continued reading, while Fluttershy didn't move a muscle… not… even… one.

A few minutes of reading later, I heard an angry scream coming towards me, then I suddenly fell over, turns out Fluttershy jumped on top of me and pinned me to the floor and made it impossible for me to escape.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT ANGEL?! WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT HIM?!" Fluttershy screamed at me

"I SAID MY KIND EAT BUNNIES LIKE ANGLE, I WOULD TOO IF I WASN'T VEGETARIAN! I WAS EVEN TEMPTED TO PUT SALT ON THE LITTLE FURRY GUY THAT I WOULD ALMOST CALL MY BREAKFAST!" I yelled to her, deliberately trying to hurt her

"YOU TAKE THAT BACK!" Fluttershy yelled back

"MAKE ME BLUE EYED, YELLOW COATED, PINK HAIRED LIVING USE OF TRANSPORTATION!" I yelled at her

"AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE A STUPID WINTER HAT IN SPRING!" She said

"OK, YOU CAN SAY WHATEVER YOU WANT ABOUT ME, JUST DON'T DISS THE BEANIE!" I yelled back, insulted

"WELL DON'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT ANGEL THEN!" she yelled

"DEAL!" I yelled

"GOOD, BECAUSE NEXT TIME YOU DO, PINKIE WILL MAKE SURE YOU DON'T DO IT A THIRD TIME!" Fluttershy threatened.

She got off of me and walked out the house muttering stuff about me as she left. "Firestorm..." Twilight said "Please don't let her get in the way of your training… you should apologise after this is all over, I don't want you two broke up cause somepony made Fluttershy mad."

"Me?! She started it!" I said

"No, Discord did and you have to apologise for letting him get the better of you. Deal?" Twilight said

"Fine… deal." I said, giving in.

After reading about the elements of harmony were and training to summon but not use it, I turned to Twilight and asked why they couldn't use it if 6 other ponies could use the thing.

"Because Fluttrshy is hypnotised to hate, not love, the rest are ok from your little 'Hope' thing." She said

"Oh… why not unhypnotise her?" I asked

"Well… we tried but then remembered the kiss you promised and stayed angry, so you're sort of the only hope right now." Twilight said

"Oh, Twilight, I noticed how the Elements have the same colours as you and the girls, you know, Blue, Purple, Dark Purple, Yellow, Pink and Orange, but when I summoned it, I didn't notice the colour Yellow, why's that?" I asked

"Well… Fluttershy ha-" Twilight started, but I interupted her

"Stop there, enough was said at Fluttershy's name." I said

"We have to make her like you again or the Elements won't work, you have to kiss her then get back to practicing." Twilight said

"Do I have to?" I asked.

Just at that moment, a loud bang happened and the Doctor and Derpy ran in.

"YES!" Derpy yelled

"You've got to kiss her and defeat Discord! I don't know if you've notice, but a crack just formed in the sky!" the Doctor yelled

"You mean the crack that just happened 30 seconds ago that made a boom that was going to make me look out the window so I could notice it?" I said, responding with a face that read 'are you serious?'

"Yes… but that's not the point, the point is that it's going to destroy the universe! Not just this one, but every universe!" The Doctor said

"One moment…" I said as I straightened my hat and then spayed some breath mint spray in my mouth "Should I floss too?"

"FIRESTORM!" Derpy yelled

"All right, all right I'm moving…" I said, while getting up and walking out the door, then stopping quickly by the Doctor

"Can I have a cookie after this…?"

"Just go and pucker up!" the Doctor said as we walked over to Fluttershy's house with trouble from the dirt floor being made of soap, let alone the bunnies running around, followed by the flowers spitting cupcake wrappers and other litter at us, I got some butter on my hoof.

Eventually we made it to her house.

"Fluttershy, we have somepony who wants to meet you…" said Twilight knocking on the door

"Oh, somepony wants to see me? Tell him to go away!" Fluttershy yelled

"You don't even know who it is." Twilight said

"Yes I do, I can see him in the window!" Fluttershy said

"Fluttershy, do you want this kiss or not?" I said to her through the window

"Only if you mean it, then yes." Fluttershy said

"I do mean it, please come out and finish this, then go back to being friends…" I said.

I heard some locks unlock and Fluttershy opened the door, looking curious.

"You do?" she asked

"Yes, I will kiss you right here, right now." I said

"Ok then. Close your eyes handsome…~" she said

I closed my eyes and waited for it.

"Hey Firestorm, guess what's wet right now~" she said

"I don't know, tell me…" I asked

She leaned up to my ear and whispered "Your face!"

"Wh-" just as I asked that, a gush of water went in my face, I opened my eyes and she was on the floor laughing, followed by a bucket rolling on the floor.

"Fluttershy… I really was going to kiss you that time." I said

"I don't care, I don't want to kiss you anymore, I don't even like you anymore, you may of been the only pony to love me, but there are plenty of fish in the sea, right Twilight?" we both looked at Twilight, I was shocked, Twilight told Fluttershy to move on? Sure that was the right thing to do but if she didn't say that then I might have got that kiss.

"Twilight…" I said

"Firestorm… I'm sorry…" she replied

"Don't be, I don't need Fluttershy to preform the Elements of Harmony, I'll do it all alone." I said in an angry tone

"You do!" the doctor said, "When there's a will, there's a way, so I can do this without Fluttershy!" I said.

I turned around and started to walk to Discord to face him.

"Ha! I bet you can't do it cause you're a sad loser and you'll never amount to anything!" Fluttershy yelled at me

I ignored her and continued walking until I got to a hill and stood at the top of it

"DISCOOOOOOORD!!!! PREPARE TO FACE DEFEAT, ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!" I yelled

Then discord was there.

"Well… I'm soooo scared…" Discord said

"You better be, you're lucky you're not dead by now, I was going to kill you." I threatened

"Wow, big whoop, want a cookie?" he replied, boasting on his victory of tricking me.

"Not from you." I said

Discord sat down in a throne like chair and I closed my eyes to preform the elements as a crowd slowly gathered around us when I opened my eyes, the Elements were forming and went straight for Discord, but hardly anything happened… why?

"SEE, I TOLD YOU YOU COULDN'T DO IT!! YOU'RE THE FAILURE PONY, NOT THE LEGENDARY PONY!" Fluttershy yelled from the crowd as the Elements started to die down

"You can do it Firestorm… I believe in you…" said Fluttershy in a wedding dress in front of me.

Then I looked at her, then behind me, Fluttershy was there too, but as her grey self, confused thinking… how can she be in two places at once?

I went out to the Fluttershy in front of me and went to give her a hug, but she was a ghost… so that's how Fluttershy is in two places at once, the rest of the gang walked up to her and stood next to her and I looked behind me… they were ghost ponies.

I looked at Discord with a confident face.

"DISCORD! Give me your best shot of death you can brew!" I said, and everypony gasped

"Ok then, I'll brew you a nice cup of LIGHTING!" he said as gray clouds formed above him

"Time to strike!" and hit me with a lighting bolt, a huge one

"Woah! According to my calculations, that lightning bolt could kill anypony it hits!" Rainbow Dash said as a cloud of smoke gathered everywhere, blinding everypony

"Well Discord… time to insert Valve video game here!" I said from the cloud of smoke, glowing bright yellow

"I mean by that as in Counter Strike!" I said

"Ha! You don't have Fluttershy on your side anymore, how can you defeat me without her?" he said

"Simple… I don't need my friends to believe in me, as long as I have their hope in me in my heart, I will get by… so my friends can be Discorded for all I care, I can still have their hope right here." I said, pointing my hoof to my heart area and began to cast the Elements.

As I cast the Elements, the ghost ponies stood next to me, then turned into a speck each and flew into my heart area and then one by one, changed into each of the 6 Element spirits and began to cast the elements, they formed from my horn all the way in the air and then finally went to Discord, hitting his feet and slowly turning into stone from the bottom of his, to the top of his head, all I heard from Discord was screams, followed by everypony cheering.

"Firestorm! Firestorm! Firestorm!" Lyra started chanting, followed by Bon Bon, followed by Berry Punch, followed by Twilight, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Rarity and everypony else, everypony but Fluttershy.

I walked up to her and looked her in the eyes angrily, Twilight put a bucket of water next to me and I picked it up.

"You know what's wet?" I said

"L-let me guess... my face?" Fluttershy said in shame

I dropped the bucket and held her close, then kissed her deeply and passionately, then looked into her eyes.

"The water soaking into the ground…" I said

She looked at me with a smile and slowly started to gain her normal colours again.

"This will be one heck of a letter to Celestia." she said to me, followed by spike walking towards us with parchment and Quill in his hand

"Ahem." he said

"Ladies first." I said to Fluttershy

"Oh, why thank you… Where to start? Dear Princess Celestia, I have learned that no matter how bad things get, good things can come from it, I have also learned never to cling onto the past and keep moving forward, but always stay close to somepony that you love deeply… and even when hypnotised… the things you love most might not be there forever, I will try to live every moment with my new friend like it's my last. From, Fluttershy." She told Spike

"…My last, from Fluuuuuuut, errrrrrrshy. There, done! Anything you want to say Firestorm?" Spike asked me

"Yes, yes I do…" I replied "Ahem… Dear Princess Celestia, I have learned that every jigsaw piece does have a spot in the world, it's just a matter of where and when it'll find its place, even if it's in a place that you least expect or didn't even know existed…  even though my old friends are dead to me as they weren't good friends, I have new ones now, and I'm going to spend every minute of everyday with my new friends, incase it's the last I see them, and thank you Sunset Shimmer by the way, personally I don't care if I'm the Legendary Pony or not, I'm glad I found ponyville, I'm glad I found Equestria, I'm glad I found Twilight, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Doctor Whooves, Ditzy, Lyra, Bon Bon, Spike and let's not forget the best of them all… Fluttershy… From the one, the only… The Legendary Pony…" I told him

"…He Leggggggendaaaaarrry Poooonyyyy. There, done, send it?" Spike finished

He asked Twilight, Twilight nodded and smiled.

"Send it." Twilight said

Spike took a deep breath and blew at the letter, making it turn into lots of green specks and fly over to the Princesses castle for her to read.

10 hours later

"Ok, the spell is done, everything is restored back to normal." Twilight said

"Even time, space and beyond." Doctor Whooves said

"Oh, and Firestorm…" He said

I looked at him and he gave me a cookie

"You earned it… good job." He told me

"Yay!" I said as I picked it up and nommed on it

just as Dash turned around and yelled into the distance

"HOW'S THE HOUSE COMING ALONG?!"

There were lots of pegasus ponies and unicorn ponies building a cloud house by a nearby mountain with two waterfalls coming down the mountain

"JUST A COUPLE MORE MONTHS, BOSS!" a stallion yelled over to Dash "JUST 88 MORE ROOMS TO GO!"

"The community didn't really need to make me a house with 20 floors, I would like 2." I said to Rainbow

"Now now Firestorm, the legendary pony deserves a king's house with lots of fun things to do, we don't want you getting bored now, do we?" Rainbow said

As a yellow pony with orange hair and a carrot cutie mark walked up to me and said

"Hey, I'm Carrot Top, I see you've met my friends, what's your name?"

"I'm Firestorm, nice meeting you, I've heard things about you." I said to her

"Oh, well, I'll see you later." she gave me a little hug and walked off humming a little tune.

We walked off to Sugarcube Corner to eat some celebration cupcakes

"I thought she was dead…" I said to the doctor when Carrot Top was out of hearing range

"She was, I guess some part of time fixed some part of itself that wasn't broken." The Doctor said

When we went to Sugarcube corner, I turned to Pinkie and said

"Pinkie… these taste odd, what are they?" I asked

"Chocolate…" Pinkie said

"It taste like dead po-" I got interrupted by Pinkie.

"It's Chocolate, not what you think… am I right?" she said, she had a bad look in her eyes,

"Oh… errr… yeah, silly me…" I said.

A few days later, Celestia invited everypony in Equestria to the castle.

"What is this about princess?" I asked

"You, Firestorm." Celestia said

"Me?" I asked

"Yes, we haven't given you your full title yet. Attention please! Fillies and Gentlecolts, we are here today to give the official title to The Legendary Pony himself, but not by me, but by a pony he helped many of years ago, helped a pony believed to have been dead up until now, helped my mother… the Queen!"

The hall gathered with whisper and voices, then a light shined behind Celestia and then Gabriel slowly glided down into where the light had been shining, it was the queen looking exactly how she looked hundreds of years go

"Hello my lovely subjects, I am so glad to meet you! Now where's Firestorm? I'm excited to see him again!" she said

Seeming more happy than she was years ago.

"Mother… he's there…" Celestia said, pointing to me standing right next to her

"Hello." I said waving to her

"Oh, My son... it's lovely to see you again!" she said, walking to me and hugged me

"As it is to see you, mum." I said, hugging back

"I guess you really are my finest creation, you're how you planned to be, great job, I gladly officially give you the title of The Legendary Pony." she said, putting a tissue to her nose and blowing

"Thank you for this title." I said, smiling

"Enough chit chat, we have a party to get to." Luna said, smiling widely, the hall boomed with applause and left to go to the big party.

There was a DJ there with Blue and Dark Blue hair, she wore purple shades and had White fur and a sharp horn "That's DJ Pon3, she's the main DJ of the whole of Equestria!" Berry Punch said, going to the Cider table.

"Hey, dawg what's up?" a short pony this spiky hair, huge glasses, a red zip up hoody and brown hair with a microphone as his Cutie Mark said.

"My name is Puff, and this is my friend, The Living Tombstone." He told me

"Hi." said the pony with blue headphones, red and blue hair, White fur, a tombstone Cutie Mark and big blue eyes.

"So you're Firestorm? Cool." He told me

"Ok, so, the Your Favourite Martian gang couldn't be here today as they're out of town and was wondering c-"

"Could you sing with us?"

I just looked at them for a couple seconds like they were joking .

"I love you guys! You are the best songwriters, so, what are we singing?" I asked them

They looked at eachother, then looked at me and said "Party Rock" at the same time

"Wait… so… Party rockers in the house tonight?" I asked

"You know that song?" Puff asked

"Yeah!" I replied

"Awesome, well we gotta practice for a couple minutes, come with us." Puff said

"Ok." I went backstage and saw a big White empty room, we rehearsed the songs a couple times and then shared each other some dance moves we could use in the song and then had some drinks.

Just as the Doctor came in

"Firestorm… it's time to go home…" the doctor said, I just looked at the Doctor

"W… What?" I asked in a worried tone

"Home, now…" he said

"Oh… well… G-Good-bye Puff, goodbye T-Tombstone…" I said, frowning.

A tear was in my eye and I walked with the Doctor to the Tardis.

When the Tardis landed, I opened the doors to see my room in the human world, I turned into a human and went into my room and looked around slowly, then looked at the doctor

"Well… I guess this is goodbye doc… I'm gonna miss ponyville." I said

The doctor looked at me with a confused face.

"Goodbye?" he asked

"I said it was time to go, I didn't say it was forever, just to collect some stuff you want to take to the pony world with you before you leave earth forever." he said

"Forever?" I asked

"Awesome!" I took my Toy Story toys, Tron toys, Doctor Who toys, iPhone 3GS, computer, faux leather chair, Buzz Lightyear curtains and put them in the Tardis

"Oh, one thing…" I said

"What?" the doctor asked

"Can I say goodbye?" I asked

"To who?" he asked

"Mum and dad, brother and sister, you know… my family." I said

The doctor stayed silent for a while and then looked at me.

"You're not going to be seeing them anytime soon and I guess I never said goodbye to my family… why not?" he said

I got in the Tardis and the doctor made it land by the front door.

I went in and yelled "I'm back from Sunset Shimmer's house, I managed to get a job and my own place while I was out!"

"Oh good, that was long. Oh, look at you, you've been gone for 3 days and you return in a tux?" my mum asked

"Oh, Urr… yeah, I met the pon… people I was staying with gave me this nice tux to start work with, they're very nice and sadly couldn't meet you, but I'm about to go now and live my life a new, and I… I'll miss you… goodbye mum, goodbye dad." I said

"Is Carino home?" Said my sister from the other room

"Yes! He's just about to go start work!" my mum called to her

"and it's very far away so I won't be living here anymore!" I said, walking to her.

I held out my arms to my sister and hugged her goodbye, she cried a little and told me she was going to miss me.

"I will too… I'll miss your inappropriate comments at inappropriate times." I said

"Did you have a poo today?" she said with tears running down her cheeks, just being her.

"It's comments like that that I'll miss about you…" I replied and gave her one last hug, then I went upstairs to where my brother was and gave him a goodbye hug.

"I'm sorry I never gave you good-night hugs, but at least I'm giving you a big old goodbye hug to make up for all those years… I'll miss you…" I said to him

"I'll miss you too lad…" he said.

I went back downstairs to say goodbye to mum and dad once more, they saw a name tag in my blazer that said 'Hello, my name is: Firestorm'

"Firestorm? Why does it say that?" my dad asked

"Oh, that's my name now." I said as I opened the door to leave

Then everyone in my house saw the Tardis and their jaws dropped, I went in and waved goodbye to them and then Doctor Whooves pushed the lever to close the Tardis doors and get the Tardis's engines roaring to get it to leave the human world and land in the pony world, backstage where Puff and Tombstone was

"Oh thank Celestia, we were about to start!" Puff said

"Let's do this!" I said as I put on a headset and ran into my stage spot

"You might want to where these" Tombstone said with a pair of earmuffs, I put them on and then I heard the music start and the platform started to move upwards, the higher I got, the more I heard ponies screaming and see the ponies bouncing to the track of the song, then scream louder when they saw us three on stage

"Ok…" I muttered under my breath so the mic couldn't pick it up "3… 2… 1… go…"

Puff, Tombstone & Firestorm:

Party rock is in the house tonight

Everypony just have a good time

And we gonna make you lose your mind

Everypony just have a good time

Party rock is in the house tonight

Everypony just have a good time

And we gonna make you lose your mind

We just wanna see ya shake that

Puff:

In the club party rock, lookin' for your girl? She on my jock

Nonstop when we in the spot, booty movin' weight like she on the block

Where the drank? I gots to know, tight jeans, tattoo 'cause I'm rock 'n' roll

Half black, half white, domino, game the money, op-a-doe

Toumbstone:

Yo, I'm runnin' through these ho's like Drano

I got that devilish flow, rock 'n' roll, no halo

We party rock, yeah, that's the crew that I'm reppin'

On the rise to the top, no lead in our zeppelin, hey

P, T & Fire:

Party rock is in the house tonight

Everypony just have a good time

And we gonna make you lose your mind

Everypony just have a good time

Party rock is in the house tonight

Everypony just have a good time

And we gonna make you lose your mind

We just wanna see ya shake that

Everyday I'm shufflin'

Shufflin', shufflin'

Firestorm:

Step up fast and be the first girl to make me throw this cash

We gettin' money, don't be mad now, stop, hatin' is bad

One more shot for us, another round

Please fill up my cup, don't mess around

We just wanna see you shake it now

Now you wanna be, you're naked now

Fluttershy:

Get up, get down, put your hooves up to the sound

Get up, get down, put your hooves up to the sound

Get up, get down, p- "Fluttershy?" I said while she was singing, looking at her wearing a sparkling gold dress and some nice make-up that made her look pretty -our hooves up to the sound

Get up, get u- "Hey, what did I miss?" Rainbow Dash said, wearing exactly what Fluttershy was wearing, make-up and all, she shortly saw Fluttershy seeing her wear the exsact same thing "Oh girl… you've got competision for my stallion now!"

Get up, get up, get up, get up

Get up, put your hooves up to the sound, to the sound

Put your hooves up, put your hooves up, put your hooves up, put your hooves up

P, T & FIre:

Party rock is in the house tonight

(Put your hooves up)

Everybody just have a good time

(Put your hooves up)

And we gonna make you lose your mind

(Put your hooves up)

Everybody just have a good, good, good time

Put your hooves up

Put your hooves up

Put your hooves up

Shake that, everyday I'm shufflin'

Later, after the party was done, me and the gang were stood at the doors of the main entrance.

"Well, what now, Legendary Pony?" Twilight asked, giving a little wink.

"Well, I don't know, but I have a feeling that my adventure has just begun, and that was just practice. Either way..." I said.

I opened the doors that lead to Equestria and walked with the girls to the main city, I opened my mouth and sang

Firestorm:

Life in Equestria shimmers!

Life in Equestria shines!

And I know for absolute curtain, that everything...

Yes everything...

Is certainly fine! Is fine!

"Yes! Everything is just fine!" I boldly stated as loud as I could, making sure everypony could hear it.

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