The devil's mercenary

by monkeypony

Rating: mature
Tags: Dark, Human, Anthro, Main 6, Romance, Original Character, Spike, Comedy, Other, Adventure, Sex, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 3768

Life is too fucking short guys. And i'm not gonna apologize for all the fun i'm going to have in Equestria

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I am just a simple mercenary, you want something done i'm your man, for the right price.

I had just killed my new target which was a crooked cop. I won't get into full details, but while trying to shake off the cops I have somehow ended up in a strange forest and while exploring the forest I found a worn out castle and while exploring the worn out castle I found seven anthro ponies, Yeah I know what I said. And the only thing I could say to myself is

"Well... this going to be interesting"

Published 2017-06-18 03:10:05 UTC
Last updated 2019-06-09 16:18:32 UTC

chapter-1 The arrival

Weak, broken.

That’s what the mane six felt at that moment, they went to the old sister's castle to stop the mare on the moon also known as

nightmare moon, but they have failed, now they are lying on the ground wounded and hopeless.

As nightmare moon stand over the mane six she looked down at them and put up an evil laugh"hahahah! Did you really think that you could’ve defeat me,Nightmare moon!!??" she said in her laughter. Nightmare moon stopped Laughing she looked at the mane six in a cold calm expression and said in the same cold calm tone "...well you thought wrong".

She then begun to charge up a deadly magic spell at the mane six and said to them in a dark tone "say good night my little ponies". The mane six all closed their eyes waiting for the sweet embrace of death, one of the mares named twilight sparkle Said in a low voice before closing her eyes. "I'm sorry princes Celestia, I've failed you" but before nightmare moon could cast the spell the doors suddenly burst open making them fall off their hinges and a strange creature came in and shouted "honey I'm home!!!!~"

A few hours earlier
location: earth: ???? p.o.v

I wasn't planning on going on a ride today, but those cops came out of nowhere.

They have been chasing me for two fucking hours already Jesus Christ!...They're really stubborn I'll give 'em that.

One of the police fuckers poked his head out of the car window and shouted with the megaphone on the car "stop right now, get down from your bike and put your hands where I can see them!!!" I just looked behind me and blew the bird at the cop, and in return bullets were starting to fly at me!

Not a fun experience if I say so myself, but I'm used to it.

After a few minutes of dodging bullets I then sew an ally way and went for it.

....Only to realize it was a dead end, fucking great!

As I was turning around I came to a stop when I realized I was surrounded when the police cars stopped in front of me (pause music). One of the police schmucks got out from one the cars and walked to me and stopped in front of me, shot me a smug smile and said "you have no choice but to surrender son, just get down from your bike and surrender" This guy is a crook police officer, who helped a lot of Criminals.

And my target but he doesn't know that so shhhh.

I gave him my own smug smile but kept quiet, I had the hood of my black leather jacket on, the white fur around it covered my eyes. I folded my arms and laid them down on the handles of my bike and rested my chin on my hands and waited patiently for his next remark.

He lost his smile and started to get annoyed.'That's it, lose your focus' I said in my head. I can't wait for his expression to change to one of shock once I put a bullet between his eyes, heh, now that will be a sight to see.

The officer glared at me at me "surrender or I'll take my baton and shove it up your ass!" he said a bit louder.

"How about kiss my ass instead!" Was my answer.

Before he could react I sat up, put my hands on the handles of my bike and drove my to one of the police cars and used it as a ramp.

As I was in the air time seemed to slow down as I looked back at my target, got out one of my pistols and pointed at him, and shoot him right between his eyes making him dead at the spot.

I smiled, still midair as looked at his shocked expression like I predicted. As I landed on the ground time seemed to go back to normal and I was once again being chased by the cops (start music again).

"Hell yaeh I'm getting paid tonight!" I said to myself.

After an hour of chasing I got to a highway and I decided to try the new upgrade I put on my bike.

The upgrade I put on was a speed upgrade fast enough to brake the speed of light. My old school teacher will be so proud of me.

Now where was i? Ah yes, so as I was starting to pick up speed the acceleration was ready.

I didn't have the time to think about all the possibilities and all the consequences that this speed could lead to and I decided to take that chance.

And I pushed the button.

As I pressed it everything suddenly become a moving blur and I swear I sew electricity all around me.

What felt like hours but was probably just five minutes or so I started to slow down, and as I came to a stop my head was pounding and I was little dizzy, so I rubbed my head with my hand.

After my head stopped pounding and I could see properly I realized I was in a big forest.

The air was clear, the moon was full, and I was dying to sink my teeth into something. Heh get it, because it's a Hellsing abridged reference, muahahahaha, it's funny.

Though the forest looked like any other forests, something felt different. I don’t know if it’s the sound or the smell or the feeling of something watching me… 'Wait, something is watching me?', I looked around and I sew three pairs of glowing green eyes and heard growling coming from them. I glared and growled back at them and asked "what?" in a threatening tone. To my disappointment as soon as I laid my eyes on them they backed off with slight whimper. I looked to where they have went to and said while looking up "*sigh*...Shame, I was looking for a good fight".

I got down from my bike and did a check on my inventory. My pistols check (yeah it's those guns sue me), my trusty katana sword check, my folding karambit kinfe check, my guitar check, my phone check, my headphones check ,my bag with my laptop and psp vita with some games that were fortunately not damaged on my little chase check, I checked my bike and it seemed to be fine, some scratches from the bullets it took but I can fix that.

As I looked around me I could only think of one thing with a somewhat boerd look on my face.

'This is starting to look like a bad cliché fan fiction'

to be continued

Author's Note

Good morning, afternoon and night everypony
this is my first fan fic so I hope you all liked it
chapter 2 will come soon(if you guys liked it), so until then
I do not own my little pony
OC belongs to me

chapter-2 honey I'm home!!!!

Author's Note

GOOD MORNING, AFTERNOON AND NIGHT EVERYONE!!!!

FINALLY!!!!! AFTER SOO MUCH TIME I'M BACK!!

DID YA MISS ME!?

but honestly guys I'm really sorry for the long wait it's just that for some time I just lost my inspiration to write MLP stuff, but a few days ago Prince Blue Blaze asked me when is the next chapter and while I was responding to him I realized that he and many others who read and love my story want to keep reading it. SO WHO AM I TO DENY THEM THAT!? so here I am, continuing for you guys. so Prince Blue Blaze, thank you for waking me up.

and other news I'm glad to tell you that a few days ago I officially finished twelve years of school so I have all the time in the world to write!!

that being said I hope you enjoy this chapter

chapter-2 honey I'm home!!!!

I was riding in this forest for half an hour or so. I came to a stop 'cause a river was in my way. It looked about fifteen feet wide. I got off my bike and looked around.

...

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"…WHERE THE FUCK AM I?! what is this miserable, boring depressing, godforsaken place!?"
As I was still screaming more profanity, flailing my arms around I heard a loud explosion coming from the other side of the river, and when I looked to that direction I saw a bright blue purplish light coloring the night sky. I smirked and said "well that looks interesting"
I looked back at my bike and then to the river, and knew I couldn't cross over with it. So I locked my bike and took twenty steps away from the river, And I dashed for it. As I reached the edge of the river, I jumped and made it on the other side of the river. I looked back at my bike and said: "Don't worry baby, I'll come back for you later!!" I turned to where the light came from and started walking. After ten minutes or so, I came to a cliff with a suspension bridge lying from side to side. On the other side of the bridge was what looked like a worn out castle. I tested the bridge and it looked stable enough, I started to cross the bridge. While crossing the bridge I stopped and looked down and couldn’t help but shout "Shrek, I'm looking down!!!" I chuckled to myself at the second reference I made and continued crossing the bridge. After crossing it, I looked at the castle for a few seconds. And then another explosion was heard with the same bright blue purplish light that covered the sky.
"Bingo" I said to myself. I walked to the castle and came upon two big open doors. I went inside the castle and looked around trying to find the source of the explosions and lights.
After five minutes of searching, I finally found where it came from. It led me to a big room like a hall with stained windows.
Some were broken, and some were intact enough to see what they showed. The one that interested me the most was of two figures, both were women. But that’s not the weird part. The weird part was that both were anthro horses, they had arms and legs of a human but they had equine features, they even had wings and a horn. One of the figures was a white horse with a long bright multicolored mane, wings and horn, and above her was a symbol of the sun. The other figure was different however, she was a darkish blue horse with a lightish blue short mane, also wings and horn, above her was the symbol of the moon. 'Weird, they must be this place's goddesses that the people here worship or something'. My thoughts were cut short from a small boom this time, and the same light from last time coming from the two big doors at the end of a hallway. I glanced back at the window with the anthro horses before walking to the big doors. When I was right in front of the doors I could barely make out someone talking. 'Jesus, they sound like a cliché villain' I thought as I heard that person talking. I wasn't really listening but I could hear something about "you thought you can defeat me" or some other shit like that. I was thinking on how to approach in before I gave up and said "fuck it" to myself and just kicked the doors open breaking one off its hinges.

(Twilight Sparkle P.O.V)

I watched as nightmare moon lit her horn in order to hit us with another magic blast, and I closed my eyes before whispering "I'm sorry Princess Celestia, I've failed you". But suddenly the doors behind me and the girls were blasted open, raising a cloud of dust. I could see somepony's shadow walking towards us. But when he walked out of the dust, it was actually a creature I have never seen before. He didn’t have any fur on his body, on his left wrist he had a strange bracelet like symbol of three arrowheads going towards his hand, two were black while the middle one was sky blue. he wore a black jacket, with rolled up sleeves which are why I could see his strange symbol, and a hood on its head with fur around it so I could only see its bottom half face which looked flat compared to a pony, black fingerless gloves, he had no shirt so I could see some of his body, but seeing him more closely he is starting to look very familiar. My thoughts were cut off because suddenly he shouted "Honey, I'm home!!!!".

…what?

I was really confused about that and it looks like I'm not the only one, even nightmare moon looked confused.

(???? P.O.V)

As I stepped inside and shouted the first idiotic thing that came to my mind I froze from the surrealistic scene in front of me. Right in front of me… were seven anthro horses just like the ones in the stained glass, but they looked a lot different from them. Unlike the stained glass, there were six of them, two of each having only a horn, wings or none of the above. But the seventh one is another story, she looked just like the ones from the stained glass, wings, and horn. She actually looked similar to the one with the moon symbol only her fur was black as coal and wore a light blue menacing armor. 'Wait a minute' I thought to myself as I suddenly smelled something, it was coming from the black lady. *sniff, sniff* 'the black one, she smells of something… demonic, no… not demonic but something dark'. Despite the new information I still played oblivious as we looked at each other in silence for a few seconds until I was the one who broke the ice.
"…Is this a furry convention or something?"
More silence.
The one who finally broke the silence is the dark chick.
"WHO DERES TO ENTER MY CASTLE!?"
I looked around, there were broken walls and glass, dust everywhere, and spider webs in some places, wild thorns growing on the walls.
"…I like what you did with the place"
"SILENCE!! WHO ARE YOU!?"
I put a finger to my lips and said "shhh you're scaring the girls"
"Whoa!" I barely had enough time to dodge a beam that came from her horn. 'So they have magic too. Figures from the ones with horns' I then looked back at the dark chick and said "jeez lady take a joke will ya?" with a shit eating grin. Her face crunched and teeth bared in anger and I sew her horn light up for another beam. Thinking fast I pulled one of my guns and shot right when the beam came out of her horn.
The beam and the bullet clashed together making a small *boom*
"What!?" she said in shock only to turn to anger a few seconds later "grrr" she growled. Her horn lit up again making me smirk and point my gun at her waiting for the beam to come. My smirk turned to surprise when she shot multiple beams like a fucking machine gun!! Thinking even faster I pulled my other gun and started shooting the beams while dodging those who got to close for comfort. While dodging and shooting for a while, I noticed that the beams were losing in numbers and I sew that the black horse was breathing heavily and was sweating a little. Taking this chance I did a backflip to dodge a beam and while upside down in midair I took a shot at her. The bullet passed right beside her head hitting the wall behind her making her freeze and stop shooting beams. She put her hand on her cheek and moved it to her face.

There was blood on her fingers.

I spun my guns in my hands for a few seconds, then put them back at the holsters in my lower back. As she was looking down at her hand her eyes shadowed and a dark blue aura suddenly flared around her and I could feel bloodlust coming from her and also scaring the six girls who were hunched at the wall while I was unfazed. Suddenly her head shot up and she roared at the sky.

"AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

She then looked at me with pure anger and held her hands in front of and then a sword appeared in her hands. "I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!!!" she screamed. I smirked and then turned my head to the girls. "Be pals and hold this on for me" I said as I took off my backpack and tossed it at them. I didn't bother to look who caught it but I know one of them caught it as I turned my attention back to the dark chick. "It's been awhile since I've been to a sword fight, so this should be interesting" I said as unsheathed my sword. Unlike the original Katana, this blade is entirely blue which is made from a Special diamond. I then turned to the side and pointed my sword at her in an almost lazy manner without looking at her. "Before I kill you, do you mind giving me your name?" I asked.
"Grrr my name is Nightmare moon, princess of the moon, and ruler of Equestria!!!" she spat. "Oooo scary, well Nightmare moon" I said her name in mocking tone. "I won't bother to give you my name since you'll be dead soon" I said which only angered her even more. I continued "now then" as I finally looked back at Nightmare moon while giving off my own bloodlust which made her flinch "LeT's dAnCe"

( 3rd person P.O.V)

In a blink of an eye, Nightmare moon was inches away from piercing the strange person's head, only for him to suddenly appear behind her as he slowly sheathed his sword. *clink* suddenly blood started spewing from Nightmare moon's shoulder as she cried in pain while holding it with her free hand. "too slow" he mocked. Nightmare moon growled and shouted "DAMN YOU!!" as she charged him again and slashed with her sword anywhere she could while he was blocking and dodging with little to no effort. "What's wrong Moonie can't keep up?" he taunted. "SILENCE!!!" Nightmare bellowed as she did a downward slash on him making a cloud of dust. Nightmare moon was tired and hurt but none the less she smiled in victory because she finally killed that little pest. As Nightmare moon was trying to move her sword she got confused when she couldn't move it like something was holding it.

"What's wrong Moonie?" she froze.

As the dust finally cleared there he was right in front of her, still bearing that same smirk on his face, his foot on the end of her blade suspending her from lifting it with surprising strength. "Getting tired already?" he teased. "I-impossible how did I miss?" Nightmare gasped. "It's simple… you didn't" he said as moved his jacket a little to the side with his left hand reviling a slash mark going from his left side chest to his abdomen, blood oozing from the wound. Suddenly he jumped up in the air and dropped kicked Nightmare moon straight in her face rocketing her in the air and skid on the ground for a few feet. Nightmare moon sluggishly got on her knees while clutching her face with both hands, losing her sword when she got kicked. When she finally dropped her hands and looked up she saw him looking down on her. Where his face should have been all she saw was a shadow with two blue orbs looking at her, as Nightmare looked at the orbs she felt something she hasn't felt even when her sister banished her to the moon.

FeAr

"W-What are y-you?" she asked in a shaky voice, to which he replies with a chuckle.
"YoUr WoRsT NiGhTmArE" he said as he raised his sword ready to deliver the final blow, making Nightmare's eyes to widen. "Mister, look out!!!!" a voice said as he and Nightmare moon look towards the voice only to see a multicolored beam heading straight towards them. Seeing the beam coming their way he quickly jumped out of the way while Nightmare moon was not so lucky as she was too weak to move and hit her straight on. "NO!! NO!! NOOOOOO!!!!" she screamed and thrashed around as the beam engulfed her. After a few seconds, the beam finally stopped and the whole room was filled with smoke.

(???? POV)

'That was close' I thought to myself after I dodged that weird fucking lesbian gay pride beam came out of nowhere, even though I didn't feel any danger from it I wasn't going to take any chances.

'Heh, can't catch me gay thoughts'

When the beam stopped the place was filled with smoke and after a few seconds, I went in sword still in hand to check if Moon butt was still alive. It barely took me a minute find and lump on the floor, as I got closer ready to finish the job I froze at what I saw.
On the floor was an unconscious Nightmare moon but she was different, her once black fur now turned to light blue, her hair that looked like the night sky was now normal, short and blue similar to her fur. That dark smell that was coming from her was still there but is now much weaker, so weak that I need to be five feet from her in order to smell it as when before I could smell it the moment I busted in the room.

And the most important part.

SHE WAS NAKED!!

as I looked at her the image of the stained glass window came to my mind. I bend down spider-man like while keeping an eye on her, my sword still in my hand in case she'll try something. After a few seconds Nightmare finally started to wake up and she opened her eyes. Before her eyes were greenish like and slitted they were now normal but were still green. When she fully opened her eyes she looked around and when they landed on me her eyes widened.

*Gasp*

To be continued…