When we enter the Ponyville Schoolhouse, I immediately notice Cheerilee. I stare at her. She has a new cutie mark too?! This is great. I had half a mind to get Trixie to take me back. Then I notice Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo. They were right next to Cheerilee, talking to her.

"Hi Miss Cheerilee!" the girls chorused.

"Hello, girls!" Miss Cheerilee smiled. Then she noticed me. "Hi..." I didn't know if Cheerilee still recognized me, so I decided to jog her memory a little bit. I knew that the mention of her old life MIGHT kick something in. This was really starting to get ridiculous.

"You used to read to us... me, Starsong, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, Rainbow Dash..." When I said Rainbow Dash's name, Scootaloo perked up.

"Rainbow Dash?!" she yelled, her wings fluttering excitedly. "She's my idol! How do you know her? You just got here, so..." She was hyperventilating. I smiled and put my hoof on Scootaloo's shoulder.

"Calm down. Everypony knows Rainbow Dash. She's the-" "I know!" Scootaloo replied.

"She's the fastest flyer in all of Equestria! She's awesome!" I was shocked. Rainbow Dash? Since when could Rainbow Dash fly? "This is getting RIDICULOUS!" I screamed. The fillies and Cheerilee stared. I smiled sheepishly, then ran.

Author's Note

So Toola Roola is still trying to figure out a not-flightless Rainbow Dash... one who is AWESOME instead of FASHION.

Also, sequel is The New and Improved Rainbow Dash! Coming soon!

< Wait. Rainbow likes fashion?
< No way!
< Actually... (thinks about wonderbolt uniform)