Chapters Pinkie Pie: Saint of Manehattan
The package arrived at Pinkies Door in a fashionable white box with Raritys trademark signature on the lid. Pinkie had had some second thoughts about her idea, but they were swept away as she tried on the midnight black latex suit in front of the mirror. The latex was so black and shiny it was reflective and contrasted with Pinkies pink skin and newly Red Mane. Zippers lined the suit and Pinkie began loading some of her weapons, one stiletto knife, pepperspray, brass hooves and finally 9 ninja stars, into the multiple pockets on her body. Finally her plain deep red mask finished the look, making her a fierce looking crime fighting machine. She had to admit, she looked pretty tough and the latex allowed her curves to show through.
She said "I look good!" excitedly as she snuck out of her apartment through the fire escape and slinked as subtly as the wacky pony could to The Lamplight, a seedy bar on the southeast side of Manehattan. Once she was outside the establishment, nervousness filled her body as the winos left the bar. One pony, Lucky was trying to pick a fight with her when she simply said "Sorry I dont have the time" and kicked open the door of the bar. The crowd of drug addicts, dealers, loan sharks and other scum looked at the strange pony and stared in silence. She announced "Im here to find my freind Derpy Hooves. If you can give me any tips at all you might make it out of here without being carried home in a bucket!" One nasty smelling Stallion said "She came in a latex suit, I came in my shorts!" and began laughing horribly. Bloodmane stormed towards the chuckling perverted excuse for a Stallion and punched him square in the snout. "Ladies and Gentleponies, I have just broken this Stallions snout." she than held him up by his neck and yelled "Where is she!"
The night continued until the bartender said "Look here uuuuhh...Blood Mane. I heard some gossip from a few customers that she was bing held in the old Gem Warehouse, now will you please stop needlessly hurting my customers and get out of here!" Bloodmane dropped a wino onto the floor, and said "Alright weve made some progress, Ill leave you human cockroaches while I go out an actually positively help the community." Bloodmane said leaving the place in a huger mess than it was before. She felt mildly guilty for needlessly injuring seven men in the bar, but was more overcome by excitement by the new information. She quickly ran 4 blocks until she reached the warehouse. Four gangsters surrounded the front, walking around with baseball bats and 2x4s in a menacing fashion. Pinkie Pie began to feel weak but pulled a cupcake out of one of her zippers and began munching it down, feeling stronger much like Popeye eating a can of spinach. She stealthily climbed on top of a nearby fence, rousing noponies suspicions. One guard said to the other"Dude did you see the season 2 finale"
"Yeah dude it was frickin amazing!" he said filled with passion.
Bloodmane said, "I dont want you to try spoiling my plan now so im going to put you into this here freezer until I finish up."
Bloodmane tossed tow of her stars at Muscles, The first missed, the second found its place in his arm.
"This is what happens when you hurt my freinds!!!" she yelled forcing her her knife through his crotch, eliciting another scream before slitting his jugular with a ninja star, the blood splattering onto her face. She cut Derpys ropes free and said "Come on!" racing out of the building. The two finally got out and Derpy turned to Bloodmane.
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Pinkie awoke from her slumber drenched in sweat, vaguely remembering the violent night she had the night before. The blood, the sweat, the knives, the thugs, it all rang in her mind. She especially remembered slitting Muscle's throat, his blood splattering her suit in an intense cannon-like blast. She arose from her bed and looked out her window ponderously
Her freinds sat at a table in the middle of the cafe, the rest of the mane 6, Derpy and Twilights husband Thunder Chaser. She smiled at them all and waved,clutching her arm in pain right afterward. The group waved back excitedly, Derpy looking a bit awkward, as though she got the same vibe from Pinky as Bloodmane the previous night.
A rather large political argument grabbed the twos attention long enough to distarct them from the overhead televisions news report about the mysterious vigilante.They didnt notice Rarity's horrified expression when she saw the news's surveillance footage of a Red Maned figure, her mane matching Pinkies that morning, exiting a bar with the suit that Rarity had made the previous week. Rarity simply said "Pinkie would you care to meet me outside, I need to talk to you about something."
Two weeks later Applejack showed up at Pinkies rather unannounced. Pinkie was cleaning up her home after another rather messy party.
Pinkie Pie: Saint of Manehattan
Shortly after Applejacks leaving, Pinkie stopped cleaning to ponder the situation. First, most of her friends knew that she had killed someone the previous night, which made her nervous. Second, Applejack was encouraging her crime fighting and had insulted Twilights incumbency. This information made her both nervous, excited and confused and the mix of emotions were swelling within her, ready to burst. She began cleaning so fast, that the apartment looked as clean as Rarity's mane at the end. She went to her bathroom and tried on her suit once again. Just wearing the suit brought with it a wave of emotion as it was a visible record of that crazy first adventure. She began to scrub out the blood stains on the leather garb and squeezed the red sponge into the nearby sink. She felt as though she could take on Discord in her new suit, knowing she had taken on the mob with it on.
She looked outside her window at the street below. Although the apartments and office buildings were al glittery, homeless ponies still huddled in the alleys around fires, a beggar sitting next to Hoity Toity's boutique made her shudder. She knew she wanted to keep the city safe, but this meant more than putting criminals in jail. Suddenly two Discord Minion gangsters, a streetgang known for its black and yellow clothing and relation to Trixies crime family began assaulting the beggar, tearing up his sign and dumping his cup of Bits into the dumpster. Pinkie seethed with rage at the image but kept telling herself "Dont get involved Pinkie, just dont." Than the gang began to truly treat the homeless stallion viciously, pushing him onto the street, one holding him up by his collar and punching his face, the other kicking his shins. Pinkie rufoshed out the door, her suit only halfway on as she rushed out and hit the puchnig gangster with her brass hoove, producing a loud "Crrraaacck" before he simply slumped over and said "owww" before running away. The other one tried to run away,colliding with a wall in his panic. Pinkie picked up the stupid looking gangster and began snarling "Who are you!"
The fundraising gala for Twilights reelection was packed,with all of her friends, Princess Cadence and every rmover and shaker in Manehattan all attended this huge party in Central Park. Vinyl Scratch was up front DJing with Pinkie, both improvising and making songs with each others beats. For Pinkie it was a welcome distraction from all her thoughts of saving Manehattan and was alot of fun. It seemed as though everyone was having a great time at this party even Applejack, who still thought Twilight was a better mayor than any other candidate. Plus the party distracted her from her thoughts of her family. Life was hard after Sweet Apple Acres got shut down. While Applejack got a good job, Big Mac was a janitor and they together had to pay for Granny Smiths nursing home and for Appleblooms bills at Manehattan College. This was a good way to forget that for the night and sip an Appletini. Thunder Chaser was demonstrating the powers of his suit, his brass unicorn horn on his helmet could shoot gamma rays and he could at twice the speed of sound with his suit on and produce massive sonic rainbooms. Yet when he demonstrated this ability it still didn't seem as cool as when Rainbow Dash did it, as she was the only pony still who could naturally produce a sonic rain boom. The party was getting wilder into the night when three hummers barraged through the gala, running over fleeing ponies and stopping at Vinyl Scratches booth, Pinkie cartwheeled away in a terrified mania before changing into her suit inside of a nearby hedge. Jumping out to see the park filled with men in suits firing their weapons at fleeing passerby. Applejack had her pistol whipped out and was firing at several f the mobsters, her mane whipping in the wind. Bloodmane ran out and knocked Twilight to the ground, a bullet whipping right over head afterward. Twilight asked "who are you?"
"Wait, what the hell is going on?" Vinyl Scratch asked suddenly
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What happened at the gala was big news in all of Equestria as journalists swarmed central park. Diamon Tiara, editor of The Manehattan Post isolated commisioner AppleJack and asked "Who was responsible?"
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Pinkie Pie was pretty regularly becoming Bloodmane at least twice a week. She had taken no lives and began simply arresting her criminals, becoming less of a controversial figure by the day. A few weeks after the meth lab incident, she was was baking a rather large batch of chocolate cupcakes when she heard a rapping on her window to the tune of a recently written Octavia symphony. She trotted nervously towards the window only to see a brass owl tapping on her window, its blue lights for eyes flashing in the dark frighteningly. Pinkie of course, had no fear and opened her window only for the owl to open its mouth and reveal a computer screen which began playing a message. The screen showed Thunder Chaser, the cities biggest hero bedecked in his brass mask and helmet, the artificial horn capable of shooting gamma rays and his thick brass armor. He said "Hello Bloodmane, dont concern yourself with how I found your adress, that unimportant. As you know, I am Twilight Sparkles husband and as I know, you are her friend. I ave been rather impressed by your progress in taking down this cities crime and have a rather big operation that I need your help in. Meet me at Twilights mansion, ill be in the basement."
She finally pulled into the large Victorian mansions driveway quietly, the time being 1 Am. She clopped lightly into the house and trotted down the stairs into the basement. The basement was cramped with strange devices, a virtual jungle of brass, gears and pipes. A tesla coil was sparking in the corner of the room. Suddenly Autospike said to Bloodmane
Bloodmane quickly ran in through the back door, wielding her pistol and began popping off shots at random cartel members, taking 2 out.
"Hey its that freak who killed brutha Snips!" shouted a Gangbanger, pointing his uzi at Bloodmane and beginning to fire. Bloodmane leaped dramatically from the pile of boxes onto a large shelf containing boxes of carrot peelers. She whipped out a ninja star and whipped it at the enemy, tearing through his nose, one edge hitting his brain. Thunderchaser was machine gunning his gamma horn through several cartel men, not noticing a machete wielding zebra about to slit his throat. Bloodmane leapt down onto his back and slit his throat with her stiletto knife, his blood gurgling out wildly, staining the floor.
"Thanks" said Thunderchaser before ripping another gangster off the ground and using the gamma horn to melt the skin off his face, saying simply "Science is Magic!" Suddenly Badseed was running out of the building with his suitcase, leaping into the back of his jeep. The two heroes quickly grabbed onto a rope extending from the helicopter through the hole in the ceiling.
The two sat inside of the helicopter, following the speeding jeep. The two kept their hooves on the firing stick, not firing the gun out of fear of hitting passerby, their hooves touching all the while. They finally managed to force Badseed to crash his jeep into a wall of a nearby haberdasheries. They than landed the chopper next to his smoldering vehicle. Bloodmane ripped out through his unbroken window, shattering it into millions of cutting shards accross his face and throwing him down onto the ground.
Inside the case was several gallon bags of pure black market allicorn dust, estimated to be around 50 million dollars in value.
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It was a dreary day in Manehattan, the sky gray and the streets dirty. Pinkie Pie was manically writing songs for her next big tour when the phone began to ring.
The Cafe Amore was a rather expensive place to buy coffee, named after the beloved Princess Cadence. It was filled with expensive artifacts from Canterlot. Only Manehattans elite got to eat here. Around the table sat Rarity, CEO of Rarity Threads, Twilight Sparkle, mayor of Manehattan, Commissioner Applejack of the Manehattan Police Department, Fluttershy, who had overcome her social anxiety to become an actress at the Celestia Theatre, Rainbow Dash who was the newest Wonderbolt and Pinkie Pie who was Manehattans biggest musician, known for the lavish parties thrown at her penthouse apartment at River Point Drive.
Mayor Twilight opened up the conversation with stating "OK, our good friend is missing. I have set up a local find Derpy fund which is pouring money into the police department to find her. What are you all doing?"
Her walk was almost compete as she neared the house as her thoughts turned to Twilights husband Thunder Chaser. Commonly referred to as the "Steampunk Superman" Thunderchaser was Manehattans only legal
